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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

I am a weirdo…..

sep 1, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0

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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

My fcking handle is Fury which is a Nazi movie, my pic is fighrclub of his two fcking personalities….wtf else more you need? Seems you all a little slow.

sep 1, 2025, 12:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social

I am sure on some planet you would be considered intimidating and cool, but your weak link is, this is Earth.

sep 1, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

I think it’s all the other humans on it. But to each is own opinion.

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

You want me to talk about sports and football like a dipshit instead? How bout those Yankees…..is measuring human stats “normal”?

sep 1, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social

What I would like for you to do is to calm down, walk outside, and gently, ever so gently, touch some grass. Maybe realize that freaking out on social media is not attractive or interesting. You can walk away and still maintain a bit of dignity here.

sep 1, 2025, 12:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

Lol. This is calm bro. And I currently work on farms. Im heading to one now. Large corporate ones. All with large Mexican crews. Im not the one needing a reminder. This planet does. I do love the ask me anything questions though. Glad to know I mean nothing to so many.

sep 1, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social

Ok then, thank you for sharing, your contribution to the conversation has been noted.

sep 1, 2025, 12:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

Ok. Now I got a question for you. Im driving through the country and there’s a “massage by Maria” road sign out in front of a trailer. Tell me that isn’t weird? Like….that’s gotta be “happy endings” place. And who would “balls up and go knocking”? Then…if you do, how’s that question come up?

sep 1, 2025, 1:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

I know im awkward and intimidating af and even I cant imagine the cringe feeling of that conversation.

sep 1, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social

You seem to be suffering some kind of break with reality, do you need me to contact a doctor for you?

sep 1, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fury @marksimploding.bsky.social

So you think a massage place in a trailer in the middle of farm country is normal. Got it…..

sep 1, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view