Can be disabled by a single lentil.

Is that true? I need to get a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook for my library.

A small pebble works equally well. Don't ask how I know.

End of discussion. I don’t want to know, nor should anyone else

Remove valve stem cap. Insert lentil/pebble. Return cap and tighten till air can be heard escaping.

Actual military Humvees have a system that automatically re-inflates tires so I'm curious if the lentil would defeat that and also if this horrible vehicle has this feature.

Such a feature would cut into the obscene profit margins on vehicles like this sold to consumers, you can safely assume it does not.

It's actually based on those ugly Jeep pickups and not a Hummer let alone a Humvee so you are probably correct.

It's that what the base is? I was trying to figure out what it was.

Yeah. It looks so much like an early 2000s Hummer I just kinda assumed that pedigree but it's a Jeep Gladiator.

I was afraid of being attacked if I approached it yesterday. I feel like people who drive these probably carry guns and don't have good emotional regulation.

It is an incredibly antisocial vehicle.

you could hide behind it

I've had a driver threaten me for just touching their minivan.

Not to be a one upper but I've had threats without even touching !

I don't doubt it for a minute. "You looking at my car?! YOU LOOKING AT MY CAR!?"

I saw something similar a couple weeks ago when I was out hiking and the dude driving it looked like he might bite if you tried to talk to him.

i can't say what i'm thinking

The ornamental wheel wells are sending me.

There's a non-zero chance it has underlighting too

*Tactical* underlighting (that is somehow completely useless for changing tires, fine maneuvering, etc)

only exists so you can see the name brands on the remote reservoir shocks

The very small print underneath: "If you are reading this my asshole owner fed me regular unleaded again"

We're assuming it's a diesel then? 😆

It's either a diesel or a Hellcat, which I am blindly assuming takes premium.

It probably does, though car companies have acknowledged the stupidity of their customers for a while now with ECU programming that detects fuel octane and pushes/pulls timing accordingly. Probably the funnier would be if it actually TAKES regular 87 but they put premium in it to "boost performance"

Not sure that'd apply to something as tuned-out-the-ass as a Hellcat, but we're way out in the weeds here; we're assuming they even know to fuel it up to begin with, which for someone in this market is not a safe assumption. And hey, better spent on premium fuel than straight pipes.

No fucking way, thats racecar bed money

Unless there's more than one I think they live in Logan

If their parking is any indication it’s on 1900 block of n sawyer ave, near armitage

Yup

At least it's not a wankpanzer, but still. There's "compensating for small energy" and then there's this thing. Jail with the owner. The car compactor for this thing. Turn it into rebar.

I fully expected this to be a modified elon-bin

Antisocial mental issues on full display there.

ah yes, the bedazzler

Slight deformation in any back wheel and I guess the rear half of the vehicle will just destroy itself.

Hopefully on camera

i looked these things up and they cost over $160,000. but they actually have a diesel engine option!

Where did the Wrangler brand go so wrong

I'm no car guy, but around 2000, it seems like they started chasing families instead of waterfalls. The jeep used to be super stripped down, narrow, & short. That's one of the things that made it good for off road. Then it got wider, longer, and then went from 2 to 4 doors, all to sell to families

I was thinking CAFE, proper 2-door Wranglers probably don't pass for their size

Maybe. I drove one of the last models that was of the small variety. I think it was a 2003. It was a 6 cylinder and it got about 19 mpg, which was pretty middle of the road at that time. It was not a very heavy vehicle.

A car like this is always parked in Logan near my friend's place, but it looks more DIY than this. I call these gender-affirming trucks.

This thing probably cost way more than my first home.

And of course no license plate.

I need video of it hitting the big pothole. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/i...

Yes please!

It has a V8 and makes 800hp what are we doing

It's a family car

It's so hideous and impractical

How else are they supposed to kill a kindergartner at school drop off?

car says hellfire. car deserves hellfire. So does the driver.