In a genius move that has top businesspeople saying, 'why didn't I think of that?', trump will direct his staff to find out where they live, and leave strongly worded letters on the windshields of the cars of Mr. Japan and Mr. European Union if they don't make a deal soon.
Someone needs to remind him that when he's looking for Mr. Canada, he needs to specify or he's getting the default Mr. Canada, Ryan Reynolds.
Yes, and since Ryan's snowmobile doesn't have windshield wipers, they'll have to wedge the letter between the seat cushions.
Ahaha! Hopefully its parked in Churchill Manitoba...