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Fastest follow π Fucking hilarious
π€£ wow, that was aweful. lol. glad i don't watch these.
Its funny because it's 109% accurate
A truer assessment of Housewives has never, ever been made!
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As a husband whoβs been riding shotgun through almost 20 seasons of RHOβs, this is amazingly accurate!π
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LMAOOO. I really burst out laughing
Too funny!
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This is so accurate
Me: Husbandβs voice doesnβt sound naturalβ¦ I need to rescue him from the housewife. Husbandβ¦ scratch your left ear if you are OK?
I don't watch much reality TV, but I would watch a zillion seasons of this. Lmao
Still better TV than the Apprentice.
really cute
I think you accidently posted a screenshot from the video.
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The introduction of Survivor into the cultural zeitgeist doomed us as a planet. It aired, and humanityβs IQ dropped 100 points.
I had to rewatch the "Whaaat? Oh no she didn't" part multiple times just for the delivery π
If you havenβt already, please check out the Hotwives on Hulu.
Is that a three wick candle??
#RHOP
Donβt watch dem shows, but I know this is better! Thanks for the laugh.
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You are a natural! What! Oh, no, Marguerite didn't do that!
How dare Marguerite suggest a makeup event have makeup π
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Scripted reality TV is like hand drawn AI generated art.
All Reality TV is Scripted Reality TV.
Genius.
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That's hilarious! π
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yes who wouldn't be glued to the set to catch this?
πππ hyping up that "rage" as per the script. Boss Bitch Candle lmao!
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Never change Ryan Ken!! π€
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Soft launch of the rollout... π
Immediate follow!
Reality TV - Invented for those who can't understand pro-wrestling.
I love the totally unscripted exchanges on those shows! So real!
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I still don't understand why all these 'housewives' are running businesses and being on reality TV. That's not what housewife means!
The character seems uncomfortable using profanity in that last sentence.
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I just KNEW a damn candle product was going to make an entrance. They love selling those candles and lip products
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You, sir have captured the exact essence of reality tv π€£π
I don't even watch these shows and this is hilarious!
agreed, we just learned all we need to know from this one guy, it looks like he suffered so we didn't have to ;) well done
Every reality show is scripted, but I'm sure this clip was cut it would get bad ratings unless they get a big hunk actor to stand in as her husband
This Kenβs job is husband.
Damn! I hope whoever is sneaking out this advance footage from Real Housewives of City Name isn't in danger of losing their job. But I also hope they keep it coming -- I just can't get ENOUGH of this season's makeup/candle drama!
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Looks real to me.
I have never seen you before but will you marry me
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I've never watched one of these "reality" shows, and now I know I never need to.
Yet another reason to shun reality television!
Media with more realistic, less contrived conversations include: puppet shows, improv comedy, group of toddlers playing pretend house/jobs, murderers getting interrogated by detectives & still pretending that they have no idea what's going on...
I prefer my entertainment derived from something where someone has bothered to write a script and those on show have been paid to appear. In short something including some intelligence and a story!
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Completely accurate!
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That last five seconds! *dies*
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