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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com

My 7-year-old: Puppies can't get married. Me: Oh? Her: Because they wouldn't bring any people to the wedding. And they wouldn't know how to get there. Me: Ah. Pause. Her: I'm going to be a hamster whisperer when I grow up. Me: Wow. Those are some excellent thoughts.

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 pm • 245 12

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marksv @marksv.bsky.social

My niece wanted to be a puppy whisperer. Now she’s an Air Force pilot

aug 31, 2025, 9:53 am • 1 0 • view
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sagexelura.bsky.social @sagexelura.bsky.social

Whenever she gets around to writing the Tao of a Toddler put me down for pre-order.

aug 31, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. @mirimg.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 12:13 pm • 1 0 • view