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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social

You're absolutely not wrong, but that doesn't stop me from being irrationally mad at you for pointing it out lol. Someone in Canada please adopt me!! 44M, basic AF. Free to good home stocked with maple syrup and round bacon. Mostly housebroken. Will likely die trying to pet a dangerous animal.

aug 31, 2025, 10:00 pm • 2 0

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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

You failed the entrance exam with your 'roubd bacon' faux pas. 🥓 is bacon in Canada. You can reapply, and we'll probably apologize for questioning you. Lesbian, senior, Vancouver, BC, how do you feel about living in a rainforest, where it rarely snows, blooms all year and you can golf every season?

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aug 31, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

*round

aug 31, 2025, 10:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social

I say peameal because I like saying peameal. Peameal. Though, what the heck IS peameal anyway, now that I think of it?

aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

It's a cheap ham like substance, the Asian community here would prefer Spam.

aug 31, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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marionetta @marionetta.bsky.social

Peameal is bacon. Made from pork loin, rolled in cornmeal. Not common in BC.

aug 31, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

Fraser Valley opinions aren't valid/S, to clarify, peameal isn't bacon and is is a poor excuse for the Spam connoisseur.

aug 31, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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marionetta @marionetta.bsky.social

lol...spam sucks

aug 31, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

Don't say that in front of the Asian community in Vancouver, it's a hot item at the food courts in Vancouver.

aug 31, 2025, 11:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social

Blaspamy!

aug 31, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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marionetta @marionetta.bsky.social

I raise pigs. I know what's in spam.

Young female pig enjoying the mud. Cools her off. (Pigs don't sweat.)
sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

Haha have you ever had Haggis?

sep 1, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social

Oh then I definitely have been asking for the wrong thing. I appreciate the knowledge, because I've probably been eating junk for years lol.

sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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marionetta @marionetta.bsky.social

Who amongst us hasn't been? If you like it, eat it. I won't touch the stuff.

sep 1, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social

My goodness that's beautiful. I can bring many bags of milk and moose steaks too. We'll be set for the harsh winter. Seriously though Moose is actually pretty good. I have friends from Toronto and all I know are they have bags of milk and everyone's terrified of our medical system when they visit.

aug 31, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adele 🇨🇦🌈 @adeleismyname.bsky.social

You know that "harsh winter" in Vancouver means roses in December, right???

aug 31, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social

Oh yeah my aunt is from Seattle and we went to Vancouver from there. Beautiful. I didn't spend much time there and I was little and don't remember much. Just that it was pretty. Much prettier than los Angeles downtown.

sep 1, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Broken Glass Kink @brokenglasskink.bsky.social

She is wrong. You need to fucking fight. And not at the god damn ballot box.

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view