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We do! Lots! No one ever send me any though xx
jul 30, 2025, 6:42 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
here you are
jul 30, 2025, 7:07 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Itβs a start, I guess
jul 30, 2025, 9:03 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Depends what they've done...
jul 30, 2025, 2:27 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
I havenβt done anything π€·ββοΈ lol
jul 30, 2025, 6:41 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
yet...
jul 30, 2025, 7:06 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
oh dear you haven't got with this project π€£π€£π€£
jul 30, 2025, 4:20 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
They don't call me Dennis the Hermit for nothing...
jul 30, 2025, 5:52 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
Who calls you that? And if they do, how do you know?
jul 30, 2025, 6:38 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Local children post notes through his letterbox?
jul 30, 2025, 6:41 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
A hermit with a letterbox? That's just asking for trouble.
jul 30, 2025, 6:44 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Itβs how hermits friends get inside, they canβt.
jul 30, 2025, 6:46 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
i bugger off for 5 minutes and the weirdness starts
jul 30, 2025, 7:06 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Or is it I come back for 5 mins? Or is it both?
jul 30, 2025, 9:03 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Yep. The price of peace is constant vigilance. Eye off the ball and the weirdness kicks in.
jul 30, 2025, 7:24 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
jul 30, 2025, 8:20 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Carruthers...
jul 30, 2025, 8:19 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
A hermit with a friend? Is Carruthers human?
jul 30, 2025, 8:21 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
Maybe Carruthers is a crab, like hermit crab.
jul 30, 2025, 8:29 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
I wonder if dear leader has an angle on that.
jul 31, 2025, 12:53 am β’ 4 0 β’ view
Carruthers the Crab. Nice alliterative name. Good character for a children's book, depending on type of crab, obvs.
jul 31, 2025, 10:02 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
I imagine him to be like Dan Cruickshank, a fine crabular art historian that travels the world offering enlightenment to an ever eager and completely engrossed audience. He needs to be wearing a Panama hat obviously!
jul 31, 2025, 11:58 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Bit of a mouthful mind...
jul 31, 2025, 2:02 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Very likely @wulfhelm.bsky.social the π¦ incident
jul 31, 2025, 8:22 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
jul 30, 2025, 8:28 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
I am all ears. Like a posh person agreeing vehemently, "Ears! Ears! Ears!" That last one was for Davy Crockett.
jul 30, 2025, 8:31 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Damn right they don't you charge us Β£100 pm to do it...
jul 31, 2025, 2:09 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
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