See there’s your problem. You should have gotten the breed that makes HURK! HURK! HURK! sounds two hours before your alarm, barfs on the carpet two inches away from the bathroom tile, and then demands breakfast.
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Omg lol I would not survive it
aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
The same dog was terrified of fireworks and one particularly noisy New Year’s Eve he jumped into bed with us for safety and while he was airborne, dropped a turd like a B12 bomber.
aug 30, 2025, 2:32 pm • 1 0 • view
☠️☠️☠️
aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view