tall socks: check. wide brim floppy hat: check. folding chair with sturdy umbrella and sensible side table: check. we stan a sun exposure preparedness king
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He's just summarizing the feelings of the planet.
jun 13, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
The sign is meant for all the UV rays that dare not touch him
jun 13, 2025, 2:48 pm • 4 0 • view
As a wagon dude, I stan wagon dudes.
jun 13, 2025, 2:46 pm • 1 0 • view
grandpa at the beach where he's trying hard to pretend he doesn't want to be there but he actually does fit
jun 13, 2025, 3:04 pm • 2 0 • view
this guy has been comfortable at a summer picnic before and it shows
jun 13, 2025, 2:53 pm • 2 0 • view
The marines are going to need reinforcements before they take on that dude.
jun 13, 2025, 3:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Make this guy Speaker of the House already
jun 13, 2025, 3:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Dermatologists take note.
jun 13, 2025, 3:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Walked past one of those carts at Costco and ngl, I hesitated and thought about it.
jun 13, 2025, 3:02 pm • 2 0 • view
20 bucks says those are compression socks.
jun 13, 2025, 6:01 pm • 3 0 • view
From this distance and without focusing in, the table appears to have a rotary phone on top of it, which really brings the picture together.
jun 13, 2025, 2:54 pm • 1 0 • view
You know my man has some picaridin based insect repellent on.
jun 13, 2025, 2:49 pm • 2 0 • view
What’s the over/under on his SPF?
jun 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 13, 2025, 2:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Grill pilled!
jun 13, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Cigarettes: x, coffee: x, uncomfortably tall chair: x, cow: x. It's not even clear who he thinks should be nominated for best actress
jun 13, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Looks like a Mirren stan for sure.
jun 13, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean holy cow, I got a sunburn on my arm just driving yesterday. These recent high UV days have been crazy lol.
jun 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
the socks and sign give away the soccer sicko persona. this is @peark.es in the future
jun 13, 2025, 3:00 pm • 20 0 • view
This man has a custom sign, comfortable chair, umbrella, and a cart to tote it all. Dad maxxing, king stuff.
jun 13, 2025, 3:05 pm • 48 0 • view
Also, the giant water bottle and kindle. He’s in it for the long haul.
jun 13, 2025, 3:08 pm • 4 0 • view
OG protester by the looks of it.
jun 13, 2025, 3:10 pm • 4 0 • view
I was just admiring his set up, then immediately thought "god I'm old."
jun 13, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Hope they've got some oranges
jun 13, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like he’s gonna tell Congress-folk to get off his lawn. I hope they listen!
jun 13, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 13, 2025, 3:15 pm • 14 0 • view
The mustache is giving constitutionalist maga communist. Hell no i won't explain
jun 13, 2025, 2:49 pm • 2 0 • view
The vibe I pick up, too. Has all OC Choppers eps on DVD. Reading Turner Diaries. Asian wife at home, who he brought back from Subic Bay when he mustered out of the USN. Dodge Ram 4X4 with POW bumper sticker.
jun 13, 2025, 3:36 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣 likes MTG because she reminds him of Dog the Bounty Hunter
jun 13, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Hey you want the vampires on your side
jun 13, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for providing context to the Laura dern and cow comment I saw earlier.
jun 13, 2025, 5:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Looked like he was rockin hella goatee too, but it's his phone case perfectly framed, lmao
jun 13, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
America’s dad is now mad *and* disappointed in you, congress
jun 13, 2025, 3:09 pm • 4 0 • view
You know my man is reapplying his sunscreen every few hours
jun 13, 2025, 3:10 pm • 4 0 • view
i know he got that spf 50+++
jun 13, 2025, 3:17 pm • 62 0 • view
Applied via paint roller
jun 13, 2025, 3:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Statement of intent: I'm gonna be here all day
jun 13, 2025, 2:57 pm • 4 0 • view
How are we tolerating this violent interruption of Congress’s normal functioning? I don’t care if he’s all “Spf 100 is worth the extra money.” This man has no place in a civil society.
jun 13, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
As someone married to a track and field coach, this is extremely track and field coded.
jun 13, 2025, 2:50 pm • 12 0 • view
Very much so. My in-laws are competitive runners and orienteering champs - still competing. They’re in their 90’s. My husband was dragged to meets from birth.
jun 13, 2025, 3:09 pm • 3 0 • view
this is a man who’s seen some tailgates
jun 13, 2025, 3:07 pm • 61 0 • view
He's been to all of his grandkids' soccer games.
jun 13, 2025, 3:09 pm • 11 1 • view
jun 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
you just know there's a big ass cooler with water bottles and homemade high protein snacks in that folding camping cart
jun 13, 2025, 2:48 pm • 338 2 • view
took a closer look at the picture and it looks like they had to mow the lawn around him! You know that he did not look up once!
jun 13, 2025, 2:52 pm • 3 0 • view
knocking out a sudoku
jun 13, 2025, 2:49 pm • 23 1 • view
let no daily jumble survive
jun 13, 2025, 2:56 pm • 14 0 • view
Playing words with friends for sure
jun 13, 2025, 2:57 pm • 7 0 • view
extremely high level on ms solitaire, dares to go multiple suits on spider
jun 13, 2025, 2:59 pm • 8 0 • view
just got a triple word score using the word "extra" on scrabble
jun 13, 2025, 3:01 pm • 4 0 • view
At least three flavors of jerky.
jun 13, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
That would be a cool ass sign to just have, can think of dozens of uses
jun 13, 2025, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Lots of SPF30 to share!
jun 13, 2025, 2:50 pm • 1 0 • view
"these ones are almond butter, chopped dates, chocolate whey protein, applesauce and spelt!"
jun 13, 2025, 3:06 pm • 3 0 • view
The fly fishing message board is already sick of his posts
jun 13, 2025, 4:59 pm • 17 0 • view
You know he's got that SPF50 on him, and plenty to share.
jun 13, 2025, 2:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Someone make sure he has a Bluetooth speaker
jun 13, 2025, 2:51 pm • 7 0 • view
🎯
jun 13, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Latest chud dogma says skin cancer is a woke myth and sunscreen is bad because chemicals, I think he's one of ours
jun 13, 2025, 2:51 pm • 20 0 • view
I actually heard this one a few weeks ago back home. Incidentally, and this is true, the guy that told me the sunblock one? RIDDLED with carcinomas all over his skin. Riddled. All over. So he'll be gone soon.
jun 13, 2025, 3:14 pm • 8 0 • view
Had a guy lay that on me when I was putting sunscreen on my kids at a public park in Nags Head. He was there on his lunch break while delivering meats for Dietz and Watson. Mr. Chemical Worry slang deli meat for a living.
jun 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 11 0 • view
Ranks right up there with my smoking mother telling me she didn't want the MRNA vaxx chemicals inside of her between drags off a Marlboro Red. Just zero sense of irony on that side.
jun 13, 2025, 3:32 pm • 7 0 • view
I heard the “proof” that sunscreen is bad for you is that people only get skin cancer where they use sunscreen. (which is untrue, but anyway) Perhaps those places - arms, face, neck - also get the most sun 🤔
jun 13, 2025, 5:11 pm • 5 0 • view
Now you're just talking crazy talk
jun 13, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
The arrow of causality just keeps spinning, we might never know the truth! 🤤 Does the sun cause light, or does the light cause the sun…? 🤔
jun 13, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
he's def on the good side!
jun 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view