ok just realistically they can't keep going "put a couple guys on it" every time he says something insane or stupid for 4 more years. like our national car dealership owner class can't have that many disposable 2nd or 3rd sons left
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this is very scary though if you read through the lines likely sent CIA to get rid of people against US takeover of Greenland this is how WW3 starts he lets Russia take Ukraine he lets Israel take Gaza he lets China take Taiwan (and maybe even Philippines) then among the flames he takes Greenland
aug 27, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Probably some members of that class opted for quiverfull status. Less sure about bastards but maybe a few of those are running around as well.
aug 27, 2025, 1:09 pm • 9 0 • view
Everything is going to be stretched so thin to run to whatever his adderall riddled attention span fixates on next, that when something real happens, they're not going to be able to respond.
aug 27, 2025, 1:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Nobody’s going into the priesthood, so that frees up at least a few more.
aug 27, 2025, 12:59 pm • 21 0 • view
this seems like the kind of thing we wouldn't even have to hire additional people for-- having a couple of guys dedicated to Posting What We Want in each country in the world seems like something we'd've been doing for a while. The more likely change, imo, is countries willing to speak up about it
aug 27, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
there be bastards to legitimize
aug 27, 2025, 1:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Idk theres a lot of dealerships
aug 27, 2025, 1:09 pm • 1 0 • view
They may be stupid, but at least they are also inept
aug 27, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
this is why they're so into pro-natalist shit. war of failson attrition
aug 27, 2025, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
If there's one thing medieval history can teach us, it's that there's always more disposable sons to cause an international incident
aug 27, 2025, 1:01 pm • 26 1 • view
but the inevitabl dark comedy about "The Greenland Operation," whether it's novel or movie or documentary or whatever, is gonna be fantastic.
aug 27, 2025, 1:06 pm • 1 0 • view
im casting casey affleck and not budging
aug 27, 2025, 1:06 pm • 7 0 • view
You're forgetting an important outlier: Marco "Jobs" Rubio, who lives at the state department adn holds 4,329 positions.
aug 27, 2025, 1:20 pm • 1 0 • view
It's also unnecessary because Denmark can alienate Greenlanders perfectly fine on its own
aug 27, 2025, 1:40 pm • 1 0 • view
also, how many 20 something troops who grew up in warm to hot US states are happy to be sent to Greenland for 10 years? This is Nuuk this week, and this is August
aug 28, 2025, 3:47 am • 2 0 • view
37 year old college dropout named Colton going to Nuuk wearing a country club polo and a massive belt buckle trying to convince people that having healthcare is female coded
aug 27, 2025, 1:12 pm • 20 0 • view
i mean, this is basically why the Vikings conquered places. "no mom, it's my turn on the lute. OH JEEZ FINE GUESS I'LL INVADE FRISIA THEN. YOU'RE NOT THE JARL OF ME"
aug 27, 2025, 1:10 pm • 5 0 • view
There are more spies in Greenland now than in Berlin during the cold war.
aug 27, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
how old were you when you realised that most espionage is NOT cool & sexy, it is largely paperwork + whatever this is
aug 27, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view
You are my hero. I have never heard anyone else make the regional car dealer's son to government agent connection. Their Toyota-thon dads are all in Congress because they have the best name recognition in their districts.
aug 27, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
The attempt to merge car dealership owners with the quiverfull movement continues to fail because each group hates their kids in different, unique ways.
aug 27, 2025, 1:36 pm • 2 0 • view