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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now

aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 1,741 167

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ⓒⓔⓗⓓⓩ @boobs.team

i am definitely one of those i'm not going to tell you which one, because that's not relevant

aug 30, 2025, 3:07 am • 2 0 • view
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social

Just wait until Bills season starts

aug 30, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
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john @jmagil.bsky.social

I’m both

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 5 0 • view
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Wedge @cmndrantilles.bsky.social

It's because these are the same thing. The hope that something good might someday happen, but it never will.

aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 1 0 • view
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The Toronto Ben Jays 🇨🇦⚾️ @benjayingly.com

This is truly the Guards Ball of presidential deaths

aug 30, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com

This does not apply to me at all but I still feel the sting of the bandaid being ripped from my skin

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
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your buddy eric ⚾ @ericplais.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

aug 30, 2025, 2:43 am • 3 0 • view
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Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social

Death is inevitable but the mariners winning is not, I choose to look forward to the inevitable. (Not for me, I’m immortal)

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Oh Look, Rain @ohlookrain.bsky.social

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

aug 30, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social

It's vibesposting. It's like vibe coding, but for posts

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view
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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social

i'm not giddy about baseball that's a fact

aug 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 3 0 • view
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social

por que no los dos

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 11 0 • view
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thestinkfoot.bsky.social @thestinkfoot.bsky.social

It's both. GD Mariners.

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 2 0 • view
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MID LIFE 🐈 @midfi.bsky.social

I am breathing very very shallow and care ful ly so as not to spoil it

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 4 0 • view
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Anthony K Photos @anthonykphotos.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Tacoma Dome #1 Fan @green-gjeans.bsky.social

I'm mad about the mariners if anyone was wondering. Turned the game on in the sixth to watch us give up a run an in going to lose 5-4. Mariners baseball!

aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Den Howler @benmffowler.bsky.social

I'm the first one.

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
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kellylizzz.bsky.social @kellylizzz.bsky.social

Both

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 2 0 • view
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social

im watching Every Home Run By The Rangers On Their 2023 World Series Run again myself

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

Look, the people of Seattle can take another loss (Mariners to Canada maybe)

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social

he was brained with a direct hit to the top of his dome by Jorge Polanco's two-runner home run 😔

aug 30, 2025, 1:52 am • 14 0 • view
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liz, bossed by cat @catboss.bsky.social

don’t jinx it

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 6 0 • view
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miles 🌱 @lizardvacuum.bsky.social

As a guardians fan who tuned into the last 3 innings of the game last night, I'm about to call this the best 24 hours of my life so far

aug 30, 2025, 9:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Elizabeth Kate Switaj @ekswitaj.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:38 am • 2 0 • view
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G.D. Annin @gdannin.bsky.social

Some of us are both and it's just really been A Time, okay

aug 30, 2025, 8:06 am • 0 0 • view
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David Sherman @philsandthrills.bsky.social

mariner fan (rooting for the viking funeral)

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 4 0 • view
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Kevin @fiveoclockcharlie.bsky.social

we can be both things

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 9 0 • view
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Antelope Cat @antelopecat.bsky.social

This is how I learned the tragic news about the

aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Antelope Cat @antelopecat.bsky.social

About the Mariners, grrr. Thanks computer for the auto-delete.

aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Staring@TheAbyss @tommysalami420.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:07 am • 8 0 • view
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live

As a Guards fan I’m only feeling the one lol

aug 30, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social

Keep that bad Mariners mojo away from our wish-fulfillment fantasies!

aug 30, 2025, 1:59 am • 6 0 • view
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Leo Mairena @leotheironrock.bsky.social

Just dropping in to say I Love You ❤️

aug 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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phylan @phylan.website

go phils

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 14 0 • view
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craigk4.bsky.social @craigk4.bsky.social

jd vance *definitely* should not have hung that slider to steven kwan in the ninth

aug 30, 2025, 1:58 am • 3 0 • view
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craigk4.bsky.social @craigk4.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 1:55 am • 4 0 • view
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tribble314.bsky.social @tribble314.bsky.social

Example 1:

Skeet from Nate Bowling: Y'all wish, but he ain't Reply: but one day, he will Separate reply: I know. I wish we had Musovski available, Sunday.
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 4 0 • view
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social

what da?

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 18 0 • view
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CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social

I’m in the first group

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Wallace Fard Dude @stork-sculpture.bsky.social

This made me very sad

aug 30, 2025, 7:35 am • 0 0 • view
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sun buscemi @gophils.gobirds.online

Big dumper (complimentary) vs big dumper (derogatory)

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 170 3 • view
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combination cartesian theater + chinese room @destructuring-let.bsky.social

simpsons S9E9 “Reality Bites” Marge with Lionel Hutz type guy with bright expression saying “But there’s… big dumper” simpsons S9E9 “Reality Bites” Marge with Lionel Hutz type guy with grim expression saying “And big dumper”
aug 30, 2025, 2:45 am • 24 0 • view
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UsefulSpoon @usefulspoon.bsky.social

This is how I learned the Mariners lost tonight

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aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 19 0 • view
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back to saying I’m Jesse @killgoldfish.bsky.social

The worst part about it is making anyone from Ohio happy

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com

aug 30, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Chillskeleton @chillskeleton.bsky.social

What I'm hearing is that Brayan Rocchio assassinated the president and I should buy his jersey immediately?

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 5 1 • view
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social

only one thing can cheer me up right now

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social

legit contender for skeet of the year

aug 30, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Vague Pariah @vaguepariah.bsky.social

Oh we are all looking at the front page of the paper every day for an obituary

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view