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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

I hate it when I’m banging an ass and the ass farts and my dick inflates like a fart balloon and I have to piss farts

aug 24, 2025, 3:32 pm • 26 4

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

What the fuck is wrong with you

aug 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

My dick is filled with farts

aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

Youre repulsive

aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

This is a serious medical condition, Deeny

aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sick of it ALL🧚‍♀️ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social

This is unspeakably stupid. 😂

aug 30, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

It’s a true story though

aug 30, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sick of it ALL🧚‍♀️ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social

How does the science check out here? I’m concerned.

aug 30, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

So am I

aug 30, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sick of it ALL🧚‍♀️ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social

It’s not supposed to balloon up. 😭

aug 30, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

Wrong

aug 30, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sick of it ALL🧚‍♀️ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social

I’m learning more cursed knowledge. 😭

aug 30, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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dave @daverson.bsky.social

pull the head of your dick from the sides like the neck of a balloon and make it do the squeaky thing fweeeeeeeeeeeeee lmfao

aug 30, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social

You know Gandhi used to say the same thing.

aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

Fuckin’ plagiarist

aug 30, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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abel autopsy @abelautopsy.bsky.social

holy shit legit guffawed

aug 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social

This is some fuckin bill shakespeare shit you fuckin plebs

aug 24, 2025, 5:55 pm • 9 1 • view
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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view