Marc Andreessen is one of the most influential men in America. The billionaire venture capitalist has an audience with everyone from Trump officials to pundits to Democratic senators to tech execs the world over. So it’s a bit concerning that his worldview leans fascist. 🧵 /1
In January, Andreessen called Curtis Yarvin “a friend.” Yarvin, 3 weeks earlier: “everything rots when it has no owner—human beings included.” Also Yarvin: “It is very difficult to argue that [the Civil War] made anyone’s life more pleasant, including that of freed slaves.”
That "no owner" idea might be inspired by the Tragedy of the Commons? I think the answer is to say humans own themselves.
‘ Also Yarvin: “It is very difficult to argue that [the Civil War] made anyone’s life more pleasant, including that of freed slaves.” ‘ Now there’s someone who deserves to experience 12 years as a slave, in an authentic American antebellum manner.
Arrogant MF
Who’s Yarvin’s owner?
Fascist conehead.
In his 2023 “Techno-Optimist Manifesto,” Andressen described Italian fascist Filippo Tommaso Marinetti as one of the “patron saints of techno-optimism.” Andreesen even paraphrased a portion of Marinetti’s “Manifesto of Futurism” in his own writing. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
fuck these Olis
Marinetti writes that Futurists “want to glorify war,” “demolish the libraries,” and “fight feminism.” He was a key supporter of Mussolini and architect of Italian fascism. After the “Manifesto of Futurism,” Marinetti co-authored the “Fascist Manifesto.”
Christ. The Futurists were an awful warning, not a roadmap.
so the authors of fascism both entirely reject tradition AND in our day those who revere them keep insisting the left is a problem because they don't preserve "traditional values"?
Late last year it was reported that Andreessen invested in a VC fund that aims to create a “Christian enclave in Kentucky.” The firm, New Founding, has also announced plans to create an alternate economy for conservatives and has called leftists “anti-human.” /5 www.forbes.com/sites/davidj...
Making a ‘Christian enclave in Kentucky’ is like making a pond in Lake Superior
Andreessen reportedly hosts a vast universe of group chats with tech execs and political influencers. They’ve included white supremacist Richard Hanania, right-wing provocateur Chris Rufo, alleged fraudster Tyler Winklevoss, Tucker Carlson, and more. /6
Semafor calls Andreessen a “nuclear reactor who powered many groups.” In some chats, “executives commiserated about how to handle employee demands that they … declare that ‘Black Lives Matter’ or support policies they didn’t actually believe in around transgender rights.” /7
Historian Rick Perlstein met Andreessen in 2017. Last year, Perlstein wrote that Andreessen—referring to people who never left their hometowns like he did—told him something like “I’m glad there’s OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet.” /8 prospect.org/power/2024-0...
In February, Andreessen’s firm a16z hired Daniel Penny, whose only real qualification for the job appeared to be strangling a homeless Black man on the New York City subway. /9 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/t...
Holy shit!
Despite how out of step Andreessen’s views are with normal people, he has a massive amount of political influence. For example: - He interviewed people for DOGE - Three a16z employees are now Trump officials - He recently headlined a fundraising event for Sen. Ruben Gallego
Thank you for your exhaustion review of these dangerous, fasciitis. Their world views and influence are truly frightening and appalling
I don’t like to see that from my senator…I would love to say this socks me but I don’t like to lie.
Andreessen has also advised the Trump administration on tech and economic policy, and Andreessen’s business partner, Ben Horowitz, is in Riyadh with Trump *right now* /11 bsky.app/profile/artc...
Jesus Christ the Ruben Gallego thing is dark
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Is he from France?
I’m sorry but is he a Conehead? That head is something else.
A literal fucking egghead.
Nice cone
You didn't need to say anything more after "billionaire venture capitalist", at this point that's just a longer way of saying "fascist".
have you ever ever EVER in your bald headed life had a bald headed bitch for your bald headed wife
Is this his real head?😳
What happened to him and his wife, Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen? They were good people before. She even taught a class in philanthropy at Stanford. They went to the dark, dark side.
Conehead says what?
Mr. Conehead?
It seems a combination of Covid and being a billionaire broke these men’s brains. He donated, endorsed and apparently voted for Gore, Kerry, Obama, and Clinton. The Covid years seems to have made these men realise they’d be happy to have huge chunks of the population die for money.
Why does he look like that?
Seriously what’s going on with his head? Is this a real picture?
Not to mention the ludicrous shape of his noggin
That head squeezed through the tightest vagina known to man and never rounded out.
where is batman to fight this vincent price cameo
fuck that conehead bitch
I don't know who this guy is, but certainly this are his parents:
Mark Andreasen is stupid and evil but he has a point
No I won't get tired of this pun
I find it concerning that his head is egg-shaped.
I know this thread is really important but I have to take it out of my mind first WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD, IS IT A FASCIST FEATURE? EEW. Now I'll read.
The master criminal known as Egghead is one of the smartest men in the world, a genius by anyone's standards. With his great genius comes a great ego. He is forever talking about his own brilliance, and at one time he had his female companion Miss Bacon...
Miss Bacon write down every word he said in order to record his brilliance for posterity in a book entitled "How To Be A Better Criminal"
Too much money rots the human brain. It also grossly misshapes it.
Make some omelette, dudes!
what the fuck is up with his head
el cabeza larga {"long-head"}
Don't forget that the NSF funded his development of what would become Netscape and plant his personal fortune. Yet another private/corporate socialist.
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Um
I came here to say this.
He looks like he's from "a small town in France".
Readers of a certain age will recognize at once that he must be from France.
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What a head.
AIN'T NO WAY THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.... WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE FUCKING ALIENS
Why his head look like Humpty Dumpty
it is fascist; no leaning. god, his fucking cone head disturbs me.
He does not need a helmet.
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It's extremely concerning, but it's also not that surprising. In order to be so unethical that you become a billionaire you have to be at least a little fascist.
Humpty Dumpty took a great fall.
Body shaming is wrong…but…come ON!! 😅
Billionaire fascism is more
I think you sort of lose that privilege when you're a horrible person, kinda like a characteristic that wouldn't matter in other people becomes hideous in you.
Stop being the life of the party for a sec.
Sorry, I don't understand what you mean by that. Can you explain? I know the expression and its meaning, but don't know how that would apply here. Do you mean I'm being a bummer or something?
Reposting for the content, but that picture can’t be real.
and that he shares the moral intelligence of another well-known figure on the American scene.
Zippy!
Egg head ass motherfucker
Omfg I thought that photo was altered to mock him, but…IT’S NOT. Holy shit that’s an egg of a head.
Is he a cone head? Wtf kind of skull is that?
***eggman's fascist rants translated from the original "goo-goo g'joob".
With a head like that, this guy was undoubtedly picked on during his childhood. Women avoided him when he got older and he plowed away to make as much money as possible. And now comes his revenge on humanity. So many of these guys need therapy, but instead they chose money and we get to suffer.
Seriously is that his real head.
That guy thinks he’s an apex human because his head is pointy
He’s a pinhead AND a conehead
is his head really that pointy?
Leans?
Seriously.
Not to shame, but, I can't unsee this:
Ah fuck. Shit!
is that his real head?
Just 'cause your head comes to a point doesn't mean you're sharp.
"That's one bad hat, Harry."
Just a bit concerning he's a fascist? Fuckin lol.
What the hell is that egg shaped thing above his forehead??
Classic case of an egghead? LOL
his head is actually pointier than the egg in the original Alien movie poster.
The coneheads are real!
Dudes head looks like the result from squeezing out a white turd
HUMPTY DUMPTY IS THAT YOU? damn so all we gotta do is push him from a wall.
He look like egg
Humpty Dumpty
Mebs!!
#FreeLuigi
I spy, with my phrenological eye, something beginning with WTF is up with dudes fucking head
Don't worry: Sonic the Hedgehog will defeat him at the end of the level
Conehead?
This is a very interesting thread. Also, is he the eggman?
He is the eggman, koo koo ka choo
Dayum, he looks like a cartoon character.
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Why does he look like the cone heads
My best guess is scaphocephaly. One fontanel may have started to or fully closed early.
Since when do Democrats turn down money? HeII, they will sponsor a genocide, but you still think they have morals?
Another name for the list of folks who need a visit to the gulliotine to put things into perspective and drag them back to reality.
Man if my head looked like that I would wear a hat all the time, like that shit is gross
My first thought upon seeing his photo
Dude, just too easy lol
It was a very low effort.
WHY IS HIS HEAD SO OVAL?
"birthright" sir you ostensibly came out wrong
If Beldar Conehead was evil
Beautiful scalp mountain.
Do you post on LinkedIn too?
Dr Eggman
EGGHEAD MAN!!!
Humpty Dumpty lookin ass.
You know, we joke about Lizard people taking over, and we have totally forgotten about the Coneheads.
I’m a bit concerned Marc is from Remulak! 🛸
It’s yo time, Andreeeeeeeeesen. Come out, come out wherever you are - you fascist mthfker.
His head is literally an egg. A rotten egg.
With a head like that, it would be a shock to find out he is a staunch bigot.
Dude looks like Humpty Dumpty with a neck beard.
Why have I never noticed he is literally a cone head
I see an egg 🥚 head.
I saw the photo and came for the comments section.
Not to body shame anyone but are we not concerned that he clearly looks like a conehead alien life form? Maybe he's angry at the world for being teased his whole life?
I can’t believe the egg villain from the Batman comics fell into our dimension
Their child grew up.
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Egg
It's obvious by looking at his head shape.
Look at this fucking egg
Yes. This was my first thought also. But Vincent Price wore it better. Crazy that so many tech bros have become demonic enemies of democracy.
Life is so much better when we live in an inclusive society. Why can’t everyone see this. Money doesn’t buy you trustworthy friends.
Maybe he can use some of his billions to get a normal shaped head Eggy motherfucker
If I had billions of dollars I'd do something about that head
Still not shaking conehead offspring accusations, if you call that influential
he looks like if henry viii was sucked out of his mother’s womb with a vacuum
Found the guy to play Chinjao in live action One Piece.
If I had that much money and influence I would repair whatever happened to my head.
Is that photoshopped or is his head really like that?
And he doesn't have a royal hatter?
Marc anddersons views are abhorrent hes anathema to everything that makes America good. People say every billionaire is a policy failure and with andreeson that's true multiple times over.
This is the comment i came looking for!
Andreessen looks like a cartoon villain who steals the town’s eggs and opens a egg based theme park and is a huge dick
Yikes, that's really his cranium.
Poor guy. All that money and still no way to fix that head.
Egghead?
I know we're not supposed to attack people based on what they look like... ...BUT COME ON!
I guess there's no plastic surgeon that has attempted to round a person's head
I know his head is pointy and it's irrelevant to the OP, but this is his wife www.scmp.com/magazines/st...
Why the second cross? I have never never seen anyone wearing two before. Is this a thing I don’t know about?
Is that his real head shape or are you being funny? Because damn, that's pretty funny.
Humpty Dumpty come to life.
I thought he looked French...
Came to comments looking for this.
Like look at that melon. 🍈
*egg
Is that Photoshopped?
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I don't like to be petty and comment on people's personal appearances. That is not the world we're fighting for. BUT...come on people, Andreessen's head is a literal cone? Are we sure he's not some sort of alien invader posing as human and pushing his "accelerationist" agenda to conquer Earth?
“leans”
He wasn’t a breech baby, was he?
"leans" fascist? He done fell plumb over.
Fascists are going to make me believe in phrenology purely from their own insanely odd skull shapes.
He was the model for the anonymous Twitter accounts.
That's an egg with a beard.... Wtf
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All I see is a cone head.
e g g
There's just no way his head can be shaped like that. I'm sorry. I refuse to accept it.
Does he really have that egghead?
Bold choice to attack people on their skin colour when you look like a fucking egg. 🥚
Fine work by all the king's horses and all the king's men
also, that he's a cunt.
He's a conehead. Sorry, I've never seen a pic of him, and I can't stop laughing at his dunce cap head.
Not to be rude but, doesn’t “billionaire/one of the most influential men in America” automatically default to “far right Christian not particularly subtle white suprememacist”?
Is this a doctored image? Because I see this and all I can see is the SNL Coneheads.
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This is not "X." No need to bag on a guy's pate. 🙄 That's one thing he can't help. His opinions, however .... 💩
No amount of money can fix his conehead tho
PSA: Skip the Andreessen house on Halloween unless you want fried eggs and beer.
It really bothers me that people that couldn’t give LESS of a shit about others are in charge of the country apparently. Literal villains.
Vincent Price played him on the old Batman TV show.
Strong vibes
Real Life Humpty Dumpty.
his head
Damn his head is so fucked up
Inside and out
Microcephaly
He's Beldar in the Coneheads reboot. No makeup required.
All these master race guys always look more monster race!
That Conehead could very well be more concerning.
Is he from France?
A simple timer going "ding" will set this man into a panic.
