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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.bsky.social

John Cena and Alan Ritchson show with guest appearances by Travis Kelce and other pure galoots. With Tom Holland as their sidekick, forever running between their legs.

aug 27, 2025, 11:08 am • 4 0

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.bsky.social

Actually, @legalminimum.bsky.social arent you trying for a Himbo movie full of "What if Man Big AND Good?"

aug 27, 2025, 3:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hey, nobody *made* them vote for the host of Wrestlemania 4 @legalminimum.bsky.social

Himbo Heist! The only thing you missed there is that the heist leader would be Kristin Chenoweth. You've even hit most of my dream cast: John Cena as the driver (so it's a self-driving car), Alan Ritchson, Jason and Travis Kelce (to replace Gronk as "Gronk"), and Chris Hemsworth.

aug 27, 2025, 4:04 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hey, nobody *made* them vote for the host of Wrestlemania 4 @legalminimum.bsky.social

"Their minds are as empty as their hearts are full."

aug 27, 2025, 4:05 pm • 5 0 • view