Still impressed. But I’d like to meet the waitress that keeps getting hired at, and then subsequently banned from, multiple Waffle Houses.

Waffle House black list needs to be an official registry

Yeah. A registry of women I want to marry.

“you may not want to hire them but you definitely consider having them on speed dial”

Oh it’s hysterical because she is so soft spoken that you would not assume it Bar owner literally turned to her and said “oh I’m absolutely letting you close up now”

just giving her more access to that bottom shelf tequila before a WH house run