Woke. 😔
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Yeah, the government actually did just that, in the not-so-distant past.
apr 9, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
You think she keeps it under her bed? Buried in her backyard?
apr 8, 2025, 11:11 pm • 50 0 • view
Booby-trapped chest guarded by her quasit familiar
apr 9, 2025, 3:05 am • 0 0 • view
Under the dead bodies in the woods
apr 8, 2025, 11:14 pm • 49 0 • view
That's what she was doing when she gave Trump "the best blowjob of his life", depositing her gold in his urethra
apr 8, 2025, 11:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah, when she talks about getting smeared every day, unfortunately the worst possible vision my brain desperately wants not to imagine comes to mind
apr 8, 2025, 11:23 pm • 3 0 • view
In her crypt, covered with the soil of her native land.
apr 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
Glovebox
apr 9, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
in a cybertruck you can't get into if your phone dies, probably
apr 9, 2025, 12:10 am • 3 0 • view
Burying it in an undisclosed location near a spooky ghost town isn't woke.
apr 9, 2025, 1:49 am • 77 1 • view
RETVRN
apr 9, 2025, 2:10 am • 13 1 • view
The best part is they cant get their hands on their gold either.
apr 8, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
that's why i laugh at anyone who thinks buying gold is useful for an apocalypse-scenario these right-wing weirdos concoct.
apr 9, 2025, 5:31 am • 4 0 • view