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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Who the hell do I have to vote for to get a nice 5’10” guy with a trust fund???

aug 1, 2025, 6:27 pm • 91 3

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evan is at pax west @evan.exposed

if i am elected i will ensure government distribution of njb’s

aug 1, 2025, 6:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

I will be one of those vote mules for you. Wow I just found 10,000 ballots for Evan.

aug 1, 2025, 6:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Objoekenobi @objoekenobi.bsky.social

Do they also have to be in finance?

aug 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cheryl Price @cherylprice.bsky.social

Would you take a ‘nice’ 5’5” guy that is recently divorced and an Andrew Tate podcaster fan - that doesn’t know how to wipe his own ass or do dishes? We have tons in stock so you have a wide selection to choose from - and you can take him home today!

aug 1, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Dating men is such a shitty experience I haven’t bothered with it in like 5 years, bc it’s not worth the possibility of maybe paying off. What political party will pander to me??

aug 1, 2025, 6:38 pm • 149 12 • view
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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social

You could move to Italy and join the Partito dell'Amore.

aug 1, 2025, 6:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social

But seriously, I get it. Taken as a whole, we men are terrible.

aug 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

A porn party? I’d rather kms.

aug 1, 2025, 6:43 pm • 7 0 • view
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Schrödinger’s Catch-22 @lunaticsandwich.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 6:44 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ongela @onguhla.bsky.social

This is also me.

aug 1, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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THEO @pottersville.bsky.social

You're saying the men propositioning you at conservative conferences turned you *off*?

aug 1, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

No. I didn’t say that at all. I’m talking about my actual experiences actually dating men, nothing to do with being undercover or a fake personality. I wasn’t fucking Nazis.

aug 1, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Random man approaching me at a turning point conference has nothing to do with why I don’t think men are worth my time. Nothing to do with why I would rather be alone than attempt to have a life where I come home to someone.

aug 1, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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THEO @pottersville.bsky.social

I feel the same way. A night with a decent book or movie is preferable to trying to wade back into the dating pool.

aug 1, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pet Charles @petcharles.bsky.social

Smart move. We’re not good for much more than ballast and maybe carrying heavy stuff. I’m serious.

aug 1, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Louise Duke @lou-lou-d.bsky.social

Having your own place, not having to worry about being seen when you're not at your best, watching whatever tv you like, not having to double your emotional labour, having a bathroom all to yourself, getting laid when you want to, eating when you want to... being single is fucking great for women!

aug 1, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view