Can't wait to see the Hollywood trailer reel for this one.

Our tax dollars at work 🙄

Wasted and abuse.

A good ratio

Quick! Call DOGE. That seems like waste!

Surprised, they remembered the number .. or maybe it took all 15 to remember it🤔🙄🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

our tax dollars at work

At least they were helping someone for a change.

Department of Government Efficiency at work.

White girl?

I love how these tough guys are patrolling Georgetown and DuPont.

She’s a national hero! Thank goodness, their preoccupied with her, instead of the brutality they could be engaging in elsewhere!

typo - they’re, not “their”

I kinda don’t blame her for wanting to get drunk, but she should drink at home.

If she was raped would you need to see what she was wearing before deciding if she deserved it or not? Everyone is allowed to be drunk. No one has the right to abuse a drunk person. I bet she wishes she was home too but she wasn’t.

You totally missed my point about the reason for getting drunk. I’ve been drinking a bit more lately too.

I’m sorry you are going through it. Her home might not have been a safe space.

That’s a fair point.

It’s like a road work crew- someone needs to walk up and hand them brooms and say ‘you got time to lean, you got time to clean’ Probably would get a felony assault charge from the snowflakes

I mean, they didn't beat or r*pe her, so they're batting above their average.

Under rated

Funny …. But in a sad way.

She’s white so of course they didn’t.

Too many body cams to shut off. One or two isn’t as suspicious as 15

💯

Your tax dollars at work

Dollars are the property of the government. So the government spends it. Is it sometimes in my favor? Yes, and sometimes against it. I don't have to identify with the arrangement, I just have to live under it. It's mine in the sense that I have a stalker that surveils me regardless of my consent.

But is the stalker my property, that I can sell at any time?

Man calm the fuck down

I am an autistoc anarchist. This statement does not indicate what emotional state I am speaking it under. I could be sad about this, or nonplussed about how this isn't the common opinion.

Good thing the Party of Fiscal Responsibility is in charge!

Woman with POTS *Deploy Delta Force - It’s an emergency ‼️*

She must have been a well dressed white girl.

A parent's nightmare and dream ending all in one. Better to have 15 agents helping her than no one, or worse.

So glad there were fifteen of them. What if they’d only had thirteen federal agents on the scene?! 🙄

They would have gone to help someone screw in a lightbulb?

Thank God these officers were there 🙄

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Were they preventing her from vomiting on federal property? Time and money well spent!

Hope she barfed on them all.

Been wondering how Trump has managed to spend $384B more than we had at this time last year

They can add alcohol to their sandwich watchlist

In a civilised world, it should have only taken a caring pedestrian passing by to call that ambulance!

As they all stand around asking, "Remind me again, why are we here?"

well, at least the citizens of DC got something positive out of this after all

Was she black or latina?

FBI agents reduced to beat cops. If Biden was doing this to them, they’d be infuriated.

If the drunkenness these agencies exhibit over trump’s imaginary powers ever subsides these officers, I hope, are sure gonna feel mighty stupid for their intoxication w/ his narcissism and demented ego.

Our tax dollars at work?

I walked a drunk sick girl back to the Monteleone Hotel in the French Quarter all by myself, no national guard needed. And she was missing one high heel. It’s not that difficult.

I feel safe 🙄

She was probably roofied by a MAGA.

What a waste of our federal tax money

To Protect and Over Serve

Let me guess: she was white

Poor girl would likely have gotten home with nothing worse than a blinding hangover. Now she’ll get hit with co-payments. I feel so much safer.

No she was really sick. She was laying in her own vomit passed out on the sidewalk. She couldn’t sit up or form words.

First thought that crossed my mind is Rohypnol. Maybe she was lucky they were there.

Being in the FBI used to be a thing to admire. Now they're walking around town terrorizing residents wearing masks and wasting taxpayer money. What a bunch of pathetic goons.

Good for them. They should continue to do stuff like this to the point that they flip and start arresting the Trump administration. The choice is theirs, and it’s guaranteed that one way is a far better choice than the other.

Glad to see them all in their tactical sandwich vests

Does it take that many of them to hold her hair back while she get’s sick on the pavement?

She was obviously VERY white I assume?

Our tax $$ at work. How much are those schmucks getting paid with our money?

Federal $$ well spent

fraud waste and abuse in action

Tbh the best possible thing they could be doing. Like, 0.01 units of good done per cop vs the usual -100 good/cop

Acab and all that but I bet the fbi agents being forced to walk around town dressed like they’re going to war to appease the idiot president are *furious* about being stuck doing the law enforcement equivalent of grocery store shelf restocking

They should quit then. While they're allowed to.

Yeah, f' em, but they quite literally did not sign up for this shit

I know the guy with his back to us is adjusting his hat, but I really want to believe he’s saluting her. 🫡

I mean I’m glad she got help but it didn’t take a entire squad to do that

They literally have nothing better to do. Wish they would just go the fuck home and stop listening to treasonweasel's orders.

14 out of 15 of them could just sit down and guard their coffees.

And they probably wish they were home to.

They can quit and go right on

You know what they call Germans from the 1930s who were just doing their government jobs? I think we all know.

I’ll take ‘Because the Girl was White” for $1000 Alex.

They were aware something was wrong when they clubbed her with their batons and she didn’t react.

So they’re standing around doing nothing. Mmmmk

Park police, HSI, FBI, and DEA.

I’m guessing she was white 🤔

what a waste of money

"Police Truck" by the Dead Kennedies vibes but it's literally involving the FBI now. I hate this.

Good song! Better the FBI than ICE. Doubt they (ICE) would have called an ambulance.

HSI attracts very stupid chuds but notably their job is nominally to investigate national security threats, not engage in Mulberry policing shit.

I can’t believe our parks and mail cops are in on this iMmIgRaTiOn trash, but good on them for doing the right thing. Encourage them to start a new trend! What’s a HSI?

I just saw it yesterday for the first time. That post said it means: “Homeland Security Investigations”

Thanks! I missed it somehow 😬 It’s probably the blinding rage, but it could be something else 😜

They didn’t scoop her up, claiming she’s an immigrant and throw in a dungeon? Will wonders never cease.

She was white….

Ah. That explains it.

Tbf first useful thing they have achieved. The only negative is that it costs the taxpayer a feck load.

Years ago I monitored an asbestos abatement in an FBI office. It was surreal. About 1 in 4 cubicles were decorated with Al Pacino Scarface memorabilia. About 1 in 20 were decorated with cat stuff like collectable plates (like Dolorous Umbridge). Most of the offices had spotting scopes at the window.