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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

The official welcome committee for the National Mall.

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aug 27, 2025, 9:56 pm • 77 20

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Mina @minerva1.bsky.social

Trump is having some trouble getting the fascist aesthetics right.

aug 27, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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jadehawk @jadehawk.bsky.social

well they certainly picked the correct frieze to stand under for this photo *lolsob*

aug 28, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Enhanced Liime @enhancedlime.bsky.social

Is this a little vacation for them? Full pay, a break from the kids and standing around in case there's more litter to pick up?

aug 27, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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brendanamartin.bsky.social @brendanamartin.bsky.social

Well, that always was the shitty side of the Mall. How much are these bitches charging after dark?

aug 27, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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okokonkwo.bsky.social @okokonkwo.bsky.social

Much lower crime rate now at the department of agriculture…

aug 27, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Finally!!

aug 27, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social

I wonder what these guys do in real life?

aug 28, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Strepsirrhini @strepsirrhini.bsky.social

I continue to ask the internet... What happens when a J6 collides with a Business Plot? 🫠

aug 27, 2025, 10:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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mprclntrlst 🏴‍☠️ @mprclntrlst.bsky.social

G.I. Joek

aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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kirkmsiee.bsky.social @kirkmsiee.bsky.social

Is it rude to offer them crayons as a snack?

aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social

Ok - those tiles on the ground are 3X3. And Lurch is only 1 square away from the guys in the back and they’re not slouching. He’s gotta be pushing 7ft.

aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nebula Rasa @nebulanomad87.bsky.social

Jesus Christ how tall is the guy on the left? America’s tallest troop.

aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 4 0 • view