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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

This is really bizarre so I am going to go wash my hair or follow around federal agents or get laid or literally anything but whatever the hell is going on here. I regret asking!

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 174 1

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Wheredafukarwi @wheredafukarwi.bsky.social

Visualize!

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
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toast vesuvius @toasty.cx

I think everyone sensible knows he probably isn't, but the people are having a good time, and we get so few happy moments these days lol

aug 30, 2025, 3:39 am • 31 2 • view
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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social

Saw one person compare it to imagining you won the lottery. Sure, it's not going to happen, but it's nice to dream.

aug 30, 2025, 3:40 am • 21 0 • view
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Sindrome @s1ndr0m3.bsky.social

Lately, I've been finding myself daydreaming about owning a Death Note, which fascists I would use it on, and what creatively embarrassing deaths I would give them.

aug 30, 2025, 3:44 am • 6 0 • view
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toast vesuvius @toasty.cx

I love imagining things ♥️

aug 30, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com

That's the spirit!

aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 17 0 • view
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NeuroFellaMD 📚⚖️🗽 @melissaf.bsky.social

I think people are joking, personally.

aug 30, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
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i live cement @gepgun.bsky.social

If you don't work on a holiday weekend that means you're dead also if you are in your late 70s and look old.

aug 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
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John Brooks @johnbrooks.bsky.social

I've been ending every Friday night by saying to myself "maybe Trump is dead!" before I go to sleep. I figured that had just caught on.

aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 24 0 • view
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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social

that's 6 nights a week you're missing out on!

aug 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 10 0 • view
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John Brooks @johnbrooks.bsky.social

I do a different administration member each night and end on Trump on Friday, like an Advent calendar

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 am • 37 1 • view
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com

I also consider Friday a holy day

aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 5 0 • view
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Ⲕⲁⳙ⳨⳨ⲩ: ᴀ Kᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ɪᴍᴘʀɪɴᴛ @kauffy.us

If you play the Fox News theme backwards, it says so.

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 am • 3 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Turning off replies and muting this because I see it’s hit the Discover tab or some other arm of annoying fucking people that I hate.

aug 30, 2025, 6:29 am • 60 1 • view