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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

I desperately want to interview one of these IRS cops relegated to beat cop.

aug 31, 2025, 3:51 pm • 102 6

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LizW @cave-malum.bsky.social

And I desperately want to read your interview :) Great use of years of specialized training - IRS Special Agents harassing commuters. Keep an eye out for HHS or god forbid FDA SAs. Not gonna find Medicaid fraud at a Metro station.

aug 31, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

DDS helped arrest someone for half a joint the other week lol. Library police were there for homeless evictions.

aug 31, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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LizW @cave-malum.bsky.social

JFC. This is where SAs do LE training, like escort & pursuit driving, firearms etc., before specialized agency training. Is there a course on harassing the homeless? Horticulture? Of the 4 SAs I knew, 2 were ex-mil. and 1 had a Ph.D. All college grads. Fair amount of movement between agencies.

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

These guys are educated! They’re finance bros! Now they’re looking for metro fare jumpers????

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aug 31, 2025, 4:06 pm • 66 2 • view
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social

Hear me out though: if there weren't other people being victimized by it, isn't this the perfect fate of a finance bro? Relegated to the dustbin of relevance.

aug 31, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Shifty Comfort @shiftycomfort.bsky.social

Fares are finance. Fuck em. Let them languish in boredom.

aug 31, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view