The GOP is going to pick some mutant who thinks the age of consent should be 5 as her replacement or some such

"age is just a number" 🤢🤮

Keep it up, everyone. Shame them all. Over and over again. Drive them all out of office. “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” -- MLK

The good news is that we'll be rid of Joni "Pig Testacles" Ernst. The bad news is that Dems will probably fuck it up. I'm praying that Iowa Democrats prove me dead wrong on the latter point.

Iowa Dems just won a state Senate seat by 11 points in a district that Harris lost by 22 points. They're doing *something* right.

For sure! I just hope they don't fall for whatever party line Schumer and Jeffries are peddling and drowning on.

It's state level, those guys are national, they honestly have nothing to do with each other. I've discovered in the last few months that politicians aren't all getting coffee in the same break room. Which is why national Dems aren't endorsing Mamdani: it would be *incredibly* out of the ordinary.

Well, the Mamdani thing is weird because Jeffries represents part of NYC and has just generally been evasive and somewhat hostile about Mamdani. But yes. There is a barrier between them, although I imagine national Dems have a stake in it that they may want to oversee.

Yeah Jeffries is the one who has a real case for offering an endorsement, but his constituency is a subset of Mamdani's, and they might not be as high on him. I don't know the local politics, but I do know that historically, endorsements can come late to keep it fresh in voters minds at the polls.

And the very excellent reasoning behind that is evident because I can't really remember any of the endorsements he's already gotten. Bill Clinton sticks out but that's mostly name recognition. I actually looked into the congresspeople of MN and WI, only one has ever endorsed a mayoral candidate.

Love this for her

Yay

She must be dying.

Say it ain't so, Joni!

stepping down to spend more time with her lobbyist paramours

This is not The Onion?

No, very much in Ernst

Also, good response! V. clever!

Thanks!

I had gone to confirm! Well, good riddance. Although I don’t doubt Iowa can find another doozie.

Senator Ernst thank you for demonstrating your commitment to the "everyone dies" platform by shooting your career in the head

Good. Fuck her.

In parting, I would say that the repetitive dismissal of her constituents’ needs was so poetic that we shall make her an honorary Bronte sister: Cunty Bronte.

Yay! But what will Drunk/Sexual Predator Pete Hegseth do without his biggest enabler - Joni Ernst? #Iowa #IASen #2026Elections #2026Midterms #2026MidtermElections

Coward.

This news makes me happy, and I don't even live in Iowa.

We all just die after all

When the rats are jumping overboard you know the ship (and your country, metaphorically) are irreversibly doomed.

"we all are gonna decide to duck out one day"

she'll go from a senator who fucks everyone in sight to a lobbyist who fucks everyone in sight

Good. Fuck her.

Lolol

She’ll be the Secretary of Defense (or is it the War Department again?) before you know it. Hegseth may soon be too embarrassing.

The senator from Iowa who was raped but also supports rapists? Darn

Good. Fuck that bitch.

How about she quits now? How about she just walks into the sea?

Looooong walk

We’re all gonna die anyway, speed it up lady

bye Felicia u ghoul

She doesn't want to be court martialed.

Good news Iowa farmers. She will be available to castrate pigs again!