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Raywat Deonandan @deonandan.bsky.social

It seems the grifter wellness crew just discovered a new word: mitochondria.

aug 31, 2025, 12:54 am • 80 3

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Lisa MD @gardeninglisa.bsky.social

At least we can easily identify wellness grifters and other uneducated idiots when they call mitochondria “cells”.

aug 31, 2025, 1:41 am • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦🕯️♿️J🔍l🍁 @gotchurnosvader.bsky.social

I prefer midichlorians

aug 31, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Speed 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇰🇼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱 @speedster68.bsky.social

It is likely that this is what RFKj and MAGA is getting confused with - hence 'forced' pregnancy...

aug 31, 2025, 1:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ian Young @scowlyguy.bsky.social

That "life-long learning" ain't so great for some, I guess... 🤔

aug 31, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
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hate2badgeryou.bsky.social @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social

mitoCONdria.

sep 1, 2025, 1:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Gabi T 🇨🇦 @gabituto.bsky.social

Wait until they hear about the endoplasmic reticulum..

aug 31, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Jim Garcia @ibjimmyg.bsky.social

Or the Golgi apparatus

aug 31, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Stephen Murphy (smurph) @smurph.bsky.social

Wait until they find the Golgi apparatus and assume it refers to an engineered biologic

aug 31, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Arturo VanDelay⭕️ @fluffhedd.bsky.social

When wellness influencers use big words, idiots listen.

aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jae @jae-jwpez.bsky.social

Someone should check the “Word of the Day” calendars to see if that word came up in the last few days

aug 31, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
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BlackRoadster1 @blackroadster1.bsky.social

They havent discovered x-ray vision, so yeah, just a new word.

aug 31, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view