Cue the weekend at bernie's gifs. I'll start:

didn't we already basically know this for a few months now, too?

This is much funnier than I anticipated. He should be bullied so that he has to prove he is alive every single day. It’ll lead to some really weird bullshit because they’ll have to make up way more reasons than usual for him to just keep doing stuff in the public eye

And it will tire him out enough until he crashes out in public.

Right! This is how you get in a doom spiral. (Just ask Joe Biden smh)

Now that they let it become a Thing they’ll never get past it. I love that for them.

Another attempt to distract from his sex trafficking scandal.

We're about to find out if it's possible for a reanimated corpse to speak

Wait. This is the big announcement? Jeebus

This would've been a 7pm Thursday night Truth Social post if we hadn't all posted this hard, and I genuinely believe that. I think Pritzker jumping on the "show proof of life, lol" wagon was a big get for the "Bring Forth The Corpse-POTUS" cause, too.

Folks, it is entirely possible we're going to see an entirely new category of Actively Dying Trump today and I want to be very clear: I expect all of you to be making as many memes about it as possible. I want it to so oversaturate things that AI models start depicting him as a corpse spontaneously.

bsky.app/profile/toms...

I really hope he has a "moment" -- a stumble, or clearly labouring to hold on to his lectern, or he remains seated the entire time. This needs to keep rolling.

Manifesting McConnell freezing time

Maybe some drool running down his chin

My fan fic: They wheel him out to the golf course. He says “check out this drive,” drills one down the fairway, turns back to smile, shits his pants and keels over right there.

It rules that he has to shamble out for the most “could have been an email” announcement possible

I got proof!

It absolutely is! It's a big win. Some people are rolling their eyes at having to read everyone else's "conspiracy theories" but those people hate joy. And for once all the posting really WAS praxis because it got in their heads and we have proof!

also at this point he looks like crap in just about every photo and video taken of him, and I strongly support anything that helps redefine the average American’s mental model of Trump from the cover of Art of the Deal or even the guy he was in 2016 to “how Grandpa was looking right before hospice”

Exactly. It’s win-win. How could it not be? Unless he somehow blows everyone away this afternoon with his physical vigor and clear, direct speech.

The people doing the eye rolling have no idea how the modern attention economy works. It was bad when Biden had to constantly defend against charges of failing health and it’s bad when Trump has to do it too.

“No, no, they’re master trolls and he’s strong as an ox and they’re fucking with us” wail countless Blueskyers

Heh god I hope no one really thinks that lol. I’m more just seeing people who think they’re above this kind of gutter politics. Which, good luck.

None of this matters because we all know he’s really dead and this is just either a clone or a robot and it’s up to them to prove the American people wrong

There’s plenty of this. Which, look, if Trump does the Gene Wilder Wonka tumble into the Oval at 2 pm Eastern, I’ll give this sad furry their flowers.

oh my god i guess it's probably just "depression for clout" but good lord. Who could possibly live like that, even as a bit?

T h e j u i c e

TACOposting wins again

Holding out hope Trump shits himself because he emerged too early just to try and spite the death rumors

The real question is: how alive will he look?

i'm just glad to know the big guy is having a very bad time

This can’t be good enough. We need to say it’s not him. It’s AI or a body double. See what else we can get them to do

Start insisting that one of the body doubles is actually better looking than him. No idea what he'll do in response but will be interesting to find out!

please please please please please please please

a sighting!

"The president has raised eyebrows by pretending to stroke out on live television."

don’t let up. keep ghoul-posting. your country needs it. do your part.

Ghoul post like you want your screenshot shown on Fox News after he dies

Every time they trot him out for one of these a toe or kidney falls off. We can have him a floating head in a jar by Halloween if we post hard enough!

One of his flunkies told him they could get him a Krang suit, but it was just a lie to get funding for his real project of trying to make his ex-wife jealous by buying a sports car.

tactical victory in the poasting wars 🫡