(sees dusty paw-prints halfway to the top of the stainless steel fridge from the kitchen counter) Parkour

I mean at MY age (38) that's as close as parkour as I'll ever get. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's the grabbing each article with your foot and practicing for a kickline, catching them one by one to avoid the effort of just bending and scooping it all up that's the real athletic art.