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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social

I am so glad I’m not stoned right now

aug 18, 2025, 12:31 am • 680 70

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Watch It Buster @busterbnyc.bsky.social

OMG

aug 18, 2025, 2:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Danny Pinion @sirala6.bsky.social

Cheech and Chong, Productions present...

aug 18, 2025, 12:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Irritating Oysters @irritatingoysters.bsky.social

It's a Minecraft reference, which I am totally here for in this context.

aug 18, 2025, 12:49 am • 5 0 • view
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Lady Ru’etha & Timbit @ruetha.bsky.social

Is… is that what happens when you give kids a chocobo video game and skating lessons?

aug 18, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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AJ MacReady @ajmacready.bsky.social

I'm so glad I AM this is magic

aug 18, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Always Think 1st so U R #WokeAF @alwaysthinkhow.bsky.social

How do they make that costume? That's wild.

aug 18, 2025, 7:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Seth A Quimby-🇮🇪🇵🇷🇵🇸 @teamquimby.bsky.social

It’s actually pretty great

aug 18, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Erica @erohealthcomms.com

I’m not sure we aren’t all stoned 👀

aug 18, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Trifid Duane of Canada🍁🇨🇦 @trifidofcanada.bsky.social

The Olympic Sport we didn't know we needed.

aug 18, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Allan Courtney @n4ku.bsky.social

It was better watching that while stoned. I'm not kidding.

aug 18, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Lobby @lobsterlobby.bsky.social

I can’t tell if I’m stoned or not

aug 18, 2025, 6:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social

I want @erikahall.bsky.social to paint this chicken.

aug 18, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
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molotovsforbridges.bsky.social @molotovsforbridges.bsky.social

Lol I'm glad I am

aug 18, 2025, 12:53 am • 5 0 • view
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Dewey (I’ll be riding shotgun) Brown @dewb3.bsky.social

Same. It’s spectacular.

aug 18, 2025, 12:54 am • 4 0 • view
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dawnzad.bsky.social @dawnzad.bsky.social

Ditto

aug 18, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Alison Grinter Allen @alisongrinter.bsky.social

@keribla.bsky.social how do I sponsor a skater? Is that a thing?

aug 18, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social

Omg

aug 18, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Dressler @stevedressler.bsky.social

Wow. But to leave us hanging with this tease? Unconscionable.

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aug 18, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social

I am and, man, you’re missing out

aug 18, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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aka JTCNunya, CornyForArcher, and John @shoegazer75.bsky.social

You sure? Cause I am and it's fucking glorious. 🤣❤️

aug 18, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Christopher Cooley @itsamecc.bsky.social

Oh my god, it’s brilliant!

aug 18, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
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xoanaox.bsky.social @xoanaox.bsky.social

absolutely delightful!

aug 18, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Karen Stewart @karenstewart.bsky.social

I just showed it to my eight year old and he yelled "It's chicken jockey, mom!" like apparently that's a thing I should know. Youth.

aug 18, 2025, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
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mildredpsuggins.bsky.social @mildredpsuggins.bsky.social

THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.

aug 18, 2025, 2:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Guerrilla Librarian @guerillalibrarian.bsky.social

That was so much fun!

aug 18, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Educ8tusAll🐍 @educ8tusall.bsky.social

But I wanna ride on a ice skating chicken too 😖

aug 18, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Upstate SC Farm Fan 🏳️‍🌈 @mclainangela.bsky.social

This is so much better than anything AI could generate.

aug 18, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Random Human @anotherben.bsky.social

Why? Watching this while stoned had me tearing up from smiling so hard about how happy that kid is.

aug 18, 2025, 10:18 am • 0 0 • view
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AZTanya @aztanya.bsky.social

gonna watch it later, when I am stoned

aug 18, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Real Wings Have Bones @realwingshavebones.bsky.social

Literal LOL because I’d just had the exact same thought 😂

aug 19, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jim Essex @jimessex.bsky.social

Well, I am and it made me smile!😁

aug 18, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Katherine @katvanzan.bsky.social

This girl has a career in show business ahead of her. Huzzah!

aug 18, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Rob of Denver @ro86nin.bsky.social

How would you know? :/ 🤣

aug 18, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Dario Rivero @dariorivero.bsky.social

Higher than giraffe balls and that fist pump sent me through the attic

aug 18, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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tinsal.bsky.social @tinsal.bsky.social

Is this real?

aug 18, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Boomer (Mike Beaumier) @mbeaumier.bsky.social

Kellogg’s: The Best to You Each Mourning (Of Your Culture Dying)

aug 18, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social

Yeah that would be uncomfortable. She absolutely sold her performance though. 👏

aug 18, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
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dawnzad.bsky.social @dawnzad.bsky.social

I AM stoned right now and I’m so confused!

aug 18, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
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maxinefaulk.bsky.social @maxinefaulk.bsky.social

FTW!

aug 18, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Stryder @stryder.bsky.social

That was an amazing ride and wtf the dog at the end?!?!

aug 18, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Keith Meredith @meredith-keith.bsky.social

Yeah, okay the girl waving her arms pretty good, but it was the ice skating chicken which stole the show, right?!

aug 18, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Lou @rattacasal.bsky.social

Just glad she didn’t lay an egg

aug 18, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
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❤️🤍Big up Saka JVCAfc @jvcafc.bsky.social

2 minutes well spent 😂😭😭

aug 18, 2025, 6:59 am • 0 0 • view
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❤️🤍Big up Saka JVCAfc @jvcafc.bsky.social

…this sent me💀

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aug 18, 2025, 7:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Bonnie Johnson @bonjohnson.bsky.social

It was so much fun, and a little confusing at times! 😆🤣

aug 18, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Lynda Pete @itslyndapete.bsky.social

I’m so glad I am.

aug 18, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Real Wings Have Bones @realwingshavebones.bsky.social

See, this is why I can never allow TikTok on my phone.

aug 19, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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V Gotaskie @vgotaskie.bsky.social

I can only hope she keeps skating to the Olympic level so Johnny Weir can pull out his Swan footage and compare and contrast during one of the human interest segments. Now that I would willingly watch.

aug 18, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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KitchenBeard @kitchenbeard.bsky.social

Taking notes for my next annual review.

aug 18, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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debbiefr.bsky.social @debbiefr.bsky.social

Clever, imaginative and freaky!!

aug 18, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Matt Ratzer @matterdays.bsky.social

I kinda wish I were now …

aug 18, 2025, 12:33 am • 5 0 • view
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Robert Fingleton 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @robertfingleton.bsky.social

Trippy 🥴

aug 18, 2025, 5:34 am • 0 0 • view
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The Lactose Intolerant Left @damnwymz.bsky.social

Imagine how good that chicken could be if it wasn't carrying the deadweight!!!

aug 18, 2025, 12:34 am • 10 0 • view
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Amanda Gapp @amandagapp.bsky.social

But figure skating chicken!

aug 18, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
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S-Demon! @hazbindemon.bsky.social

Awwwww

aug 18, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Old White Woman @mollief.bsky.social

Chicken Jockey? Are we sure we aren’t stoned?

aug 18, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view