big fan of the swings between "i hate myself" "i love myself" even bigger fan of the swings between "if anyone but me touches me we're going to have a problem" and "i want to spend an entire day in someone's arms" this could all be solved if i had a clone of myself but nooooooo that's illleeeeeegal
Even making love to a clone of myself I have hang-ups. I've accelerated its life processes so we can, but it has the mind of a child. And I have to be gentle because I'm eventually going to transplant my brain into its younger, healthier body, which it doesn't know, and I feel a little guilty about.
i want to, just once, feel an acceptable amount of horny in a normal way without having to navigate my own metaphysical existence about it