Time to watch Fiddler on the Roof (I've never seen it, but I'm familiar with Tevye. It's impossible NOT to run into him learning about Jewish Comedy or Yiddish or Yiddish Stories)
Time to watch Fiddler on the Roof (I've never seen it, but I'm familiar with Tevye. It's impossible NOT to run into him learning about Jewish Comedy or Yiddish or Yiddish Stories)
Love that movie!π»π€©ππΌππΌππΌ
OMG! It's a classic. Allegory of the three children and their choices after coming to America. (Read this again after you've seen it.) Mazel!
i love it
One of the younger daughters became the most recognized Supreme Court justice in America history
Jesuits always instigate both sides against eachother youtu.be/ssSJwcMOiDA?...
IF GOD LIVED IN EARTH, PEOPLE WOULD BREAK HIS WINDOWS also found in THE JoyS OF YIDDISH by Leo Rosten
YES AN ENTR' ACTE I FUCK LOVE ENTR' ACTE didn't I say Casino needed one last week?
This is why the Astro-Hungarian Empire is better than the Russian Empire (pogrom section)
I'm allowed to make this joke because my grandmother's side is from Russia and my grandfather's side is from Galicia. It's tradition!
8 Crazy Nights references this movie quite a lot
Lazer does seem like a nice guy
See, the milk man and the meat man, they just weren't meant to be together
YOU LEAVE MY CHICKENS OF THIS
5 chickens! See I'M NOT MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTER, I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SAYINGS i screamed He's so me. I'm Tevye
He DID ask for a small fortune
See, small
Tevye thinks he's talking about the cow lol
A PERFECT FIT
I really should have posted this under "maybe it's a Singer" When there's a tailor in your family, all your clothes will stay mended
THEY TOOK AN OATH TIME TO PULL OUT SHEVUOT
WHAT SHALL I TELL GOLDA hell hath no fury* is by William Congreve, actually *The Mourning Bride
WELL, FOR A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN DEAD 30 YEARS, SHE LOOKED VERY GOOD
OH MY GOD HE PRETENDED TO SEE A GHOST
According to Maimonodes, Tevye just performed the gift of prophecy
To me, this is Thriller
Mission accomplished: all because Grandma was a pious woman
We shared wine at my wedding π
In order to make the oath halakhically binding, you have to have a witness and I don't think girls under the care of their fathers are allowed to make oaths (that are halakhically binding before a court). PERSONALLY binding, that's another matter!
The punishment for which is a sliding scale offering. Since the girl is unlikely to be able to pay such a fine, what's the point of the fine?
You have to think of why someone would make you go to court about it. Is he going to send his own daughter to court for an oath she made? He could tell by the gleam in their eyes that they were serious about their oath.
It's a mitzvah to perform a dance when you hear someone is getting married
See, the rabbi is showing why this scene is happening. A pious man will not look at the clean garments of a woman EXCEPT for a tailor, who has to look at them for his livelihood.
What did I say? Now they're dancing again. With women, this time
If you don't drink, you won't be hungover π
"that's what I like about you Tevye, you're always joking" Just like me frfr
Someone is trying to sell my dad some milk cows... But they're males
"a milk cow so I won't get lonely" Look, I've read Avodah Zerah
USED SEWING MACHINE Could be a Singer.
I thought the guy with the newspaper was going to be Trotsky, but the university student from Kiev, Perchek, is
*Perchik Trotsky comes back home and starts raving about Odessa and talking about bosses and workers
Well, in a theatrical sense, yes I am
He GAVE HER A HANDSHAKE
I wonder if these riders are supposed to be Cossacks because I'm reminded of a scene during the revolution where the Cossacks stood down and let the revolutionaries cross under their horses
I've had rich uncles in the past
AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER TRUST AN EMPLOYER
"money is the world's curse" Χ¨ΧΧ ΧΧ ΧΧ Χ ΧͺΧ ΧΧ€Χ ΧΧΧ ΧΧΧΧ ΧΧ¨ΧΧ ΧΧ§ΧΧΧ See, this day I set before you blessing and curse:
Conservative vs liberal ideology fight Pure sniff sniff ideology
The choreography of their little dance there was outstanding
*girls should learn to* Rashi certainly thought that
IT'S A BLESSING FOR ME TO GIVE
Lazer Wolf, the butcher
@grok show me a laser wolf butcher
ill never get over lazerwolf
the journey of "hah that guys name sounds like lazerwolf" "wait" "it simply is lazerwolf"
That's the name of our space laser
lmao
Ahh, the butcher from the introduction. He had quite the eyes for the young lady buying meat.
My great grandfather Louis was born in a shtetl
What's Rabbi Meir doing on the roof? Also Norman Jewison not being Jewish is an all-time great joke. Seriously, one of the best
I'm going to play some clarinet today