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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy

i just ate one of the scotch bonnets from my scotch bonnet plant and i am extremely disappointed in you scotch bonnet plant. there is no heat here. you have failed.

aug 28, 2025, 6:16 am • 1 0

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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social

May I offer you a Nazghul's Breakfast in this trying time? (This one should be black, but has decided to be red and fiery instead).

Red chillis on a Nazghul's Breakfast plant.
aug 28, 2025, 6:35 am • 1 0 • view
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy

to be fair we weren't trying super hard to grow them and having it as an outside plant in the UK is probably not going to produce the best results. going to bring the little guy indoors soon i think.

aug 28, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social

I've got a few of the same plants in my brother's greenhouse and they've had a great season, but yeah, out out probably won't work.

aug 28, 2025, 6:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Simon Lucy @lusaimon.com

Conversely, the Padrones have turned into Carolina Reapers. I am eyeing the Dorset Nagas nervously.

aug 28, 2025, 8:45 am • 1 0 • view
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy

you had literally one job.

aug 28, 2025, 6:16 am • 0 0 • view