They put the worm in

bsky.app/profile/shed...

A conscience implant?

Elon's brain implant thing

Well it couldn't have been brain surgery because no surgeon is that good.

A stroke? This is not a healthy individual. Besides looking like shit, he's the embodiment of petty grievance that is eating away at him every day of his miserable life. I do hope he’s suffering. I hope he's in physical/psychological pain, struggling with every step and every breath. He deserves it.

Here is hoping he is in hospice!! And not for long...

Breast augmentation?

Or hospitalized for fluid overload🤔

Exactly what is happening

That's a bingo.

Hopefully he isn’t doing the Adrenochrome thing they are always accusing progressives of. The “every accusation is a confession” aspect gets scary when they start talking about sacrificing babies out of nowhere.

I’m expecting to discover Trump had his lower legs removed. Actually looking forward to the report.

To Trump's doctors:

Solid estimation.

He did a 3 hr televised cabinet meeting last week. They may be hiding his bruising that indicates either treatment of some kind or an underlying medical condition, but they are doing a very bad job at that.

Maybe a face lift, sex change, or gastric bypass, heart replacement, brain implant.......

He had his anal glands expressed

I spit out my tea when I read that…

Yup. It’s something that he is probably recovering from and the WH is threatening reporters that they will lose access if reported on thus reporters are being cowards yet again.

He can't shake hands without bruising. He's far too infirm.

I think he had a stroke.

Probably his mushroom is almost falling off from his cabinet meeting

Maybe a brain implant?

They tried to insert a heart and a brain but but body rejected both