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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social

Even a trained coyote needs to lick a child repeatedly to diagnose mitochondrial challenges.

aug 28, 2025, 1:24 am • 57 11

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Aureus, Jackaling Jackally 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social

RFK Jr can hear the Mitochondria

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aug 28, 2025, 1:40 am • 4 0 • view
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Aureus, Jackaling Jackally 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social

For those that find the reference too obscure

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aug 28, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
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ShadeFawks 🏳️‍🌈🍰Low Poly Comms Available! @shadefawks.bsky.social

Beat me to it XD

aug 28, 2025, 4:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Tesla Ratstone @proftesla.bsky.social

Clearly these kids are fucking Space Wizards, I mean Jedi!

aug 28, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
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DragonMusing @dragonmusing.bsky.social

A trained coyote. Licking children for mitochondria. I am terrified about what that concept is going to do to my dreams tonight. And seriously appreciate the laugh!

aug 28, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Bluberi24 @bluberi24.bsky.social

This is my favorite reply to mitochondrial challenges- or did he mean midi-chlorians?

aug 28, 2025, 9:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Bob-Parker54 @bob-parker.bsky.social

If you see ANYONE from this regime looking at children, be it in an airport or anywhere else, call Child Protective Services immediately!

aug 28, 2025, 4:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Laure Miller (Badger) @lauremiller.bsky.social

Eww, my friend, don't lick that child. There's no telling where it has been.

aug 28, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view