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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

When I was a Boy Scout they used to tell us the number one thing was to leave the campsite better than it was when you found it. So that it looked like no one had ever even been there.

aug 9, 2025, 3:50 pm • 601 78

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John Q Public 🇨🇦 @freeintheforest.bsky.social

They also taught us to cut down & strip everything in sight to build "shelters" & camp gear that never got finished. Even at that age I was confused by the hypocrisy

aug 13, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Is that what you took away from this story?

aug 13, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Q Public 🇨🇦 @freeintheforest.bsky.social

Consider the actual reasons why you were drinking

aug 13, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Perkins, middle bro of Sam and Kendrick @crispymainer.bsky.social

Well that surely has some heft, thanks for sharing. I’ll be asking the Book Nook to set me up with this beauty when walking my dog later today

aug 10, 2025, 10:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

hell yeah

aug 10, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
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“reba” @reba.bsky.social

Love this one Luke, a lot

aug 10, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Thank you buddy I appreciate your taste

aug 10, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Hurndy Blurndy @hikeandbikempls.bsky.social

Read this and chuckled to myself haha dumb motherfuckers. Read it to my wife and couldn’t get last part out. Got all choked up. Turns out I’m a dumb motherfucker too.

aug 10, 2025, 1:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hurndy Blurndy @hikeandbikempls.bsky.social

Always looking for redemption. Preordered.

aug 10, 2025, 1:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social

Been staring at “I never really believed later was an actual place I’d ever have to live in” for several minutes

aug 10, 2025, 12:05 pm • 37 3 • view
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ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social

I think that's the Boy Scout motto, right? "Leave nothing behind but bubbles and a faint scent of s'mores."

aug 10, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social

That's great thank you! There was an episode of the Jetsons where George gets Uniblab the robot drunk, and Spacely fires Uniblab.

aug 10, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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dondecaballo.bsky.social @dondecaballo.bsky.social

luke I bought the book earlier tonight. so jacked to get it brother

aug 10, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

thanks bud hope you dig it

aug 10, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social

Oh fuck yeah. I get some denis Johnson and I LOVE THAT. Going to buy immediately.

aug 9, 2025, 8:40 pm • 10 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

hell yeah buddy thank you

aug 9, 2025, 8:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kara Fagan 🇨🇦 Liberal @fagankara.bsky.social

Now I need to buy this book

aug 10, 2025, 1:33 pm • 3 1 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

if you like this one you'll love it!

aug 10, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sparkling Ice @sparklingice1776.bsky.social

Leave nothing but footprints, and take nothing but memories. That’s how my troop was taught.

aug 10, 2025, 1:31 am • 3 0 • view
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social

It’s what I’m teaching my kids still

aug 10, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Sparkling Ice @sparklingice1776.bsky.social

Same here!

aug 10, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Old Todd @oldtodd.bsky.social

Wow. Wow for the whole thing, of course, but a special Wow for opening with the finale. Absolutely masterful.

aug 10, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Gil Greening @gilgreen.bsky.social

So true.

aug 10, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
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✨Renée di Cherri✨ @cherri.tv

SIR

aug 10, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Daniel R. Floyd @danielrfloyd.bsky.social

Fuuuuuuuuck

aug 10, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Jim - is he dead yet? @jimj.bsky.social

Man, why do you have to single me out like this, and in public. What did I ever do to deserve this kind of abuse?

aug 13, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com

Fuck, dude, been meaning to pre-order, but this one has me sitting in my back yard crying, so I guess today’s the day.

aug 9, 2025, 4:36 pm • 5 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

That's the idea ;) Thanks bud!

aug 9, 2025, 4:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

I know it seems like I'm giving the whole book away on here but it's 330 pages. This baby can hold so much weltschmerz.

aug 9, 2025, 4:18 pm • 30 0 • view
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Roman @0kaythankyou.bsky.social

Holy shit. This just transported me. Thank you!

aug 10, 2025, 6:38 am • 5 0 • view
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social

I remember an essay from the 70s that used the Boy Scout Handbook as a way to comment on the political BS of those days. "A Boy Scout does not wiretap his friends. "A Boy Scout does not bomb neutral countries, and lie about it." Wish I could recall author.

aug 9, 2025, 4:05 pm • 11 0 • view