Lost your wig?
Nah, Sunday night is pube-trimmimg night.
It's Tuesday. (Won't the first time today I've been called a pedant.)
Won't BE.
Pedant
😂
Oh bllx.
You can't out-pedant the master pedant.
Is 'pedant' a verb, though?
Pedantize. My autocorrect spellcheck is shirt.
Not only shirt, but also quite American. Which I know you'll appreciate me pointing out. You're welcome.
Pedantize, v. - Oxford English Dictionary. (But not in Chambers or Webster's Comprehensive at all.)