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Jacob Bogage @jacobbogage.bsky.social

Why in the year 2025 was Kristi Noem carrying around $3,000 in cash?

apr 21, 2025, 8:07 pm • 25 4

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jpure.bsky.social @jpure.bsky.social

Something doesn’t quite meet the suspicious test. There is much more than what is being told.

apr 21, 2025, 8:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Daniel Strauss @danielstrauss.bsky.social

Hypothetically that would be more secure than how her colleagues handle Venmo.

apr 21, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sleepless In America @sleeplessinamerica.bsky.social

Or attack plans.

apr 21, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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ragouri @ragouri.bsky.social

Back-alley Botox, duh.

apr 21, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sarah R. @captainchamomile.bsky.social

My charitable take is that she spends a lot, is a generous tipper, and uses the envelope system for budgeting. My uncharitable take: fraud!

apr 21, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sleepless In America @sleeplessinamerica.bsky.social

I'll take option two, please.

apr 21, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stefflod nothing to see @stefflod.bsky.social

Sounds like a go bag. Was she in danger of being snatched by ICE

apr 21, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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robespierrette @pierrette1789.bsky.social

That is a Good Question. 🤔

apr 21, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mischollanious Thoughts @mischollaneous.bsky.social

My guess is that since the GOP has been trying to rehab the family value vibe, She probably got the recent reminder memo RE: Not using Venmo or personal checks when paying for a prostitute.

apr 22, 2025, 3:18 am • 2 0 • view
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ncarn.bsky.social @ncarn.bsky.social

It blatantly obvious, isn’t it

apr 21, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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DMC @dmc1234.bsky.social

Because her coke dealer no longer accepts Apple Pay?

apr 21, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eddie @whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social

Coke and Vicodin aint cheap, and I dont know of a dealer excepting debit/credit cards just yet.

apr 22, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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genepagano.bsky.social @genepagano.bsky.social

And why carry her passport instead of keeping it in a secure place except when needed?

apr 21, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sleepless In America @sleeplessinamerica.bsky.social

Because these days the people who work for her can snatch up anyone they want, and carrying your passport at all times is the only way to be safe.

apr 21, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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genepagano.bsky.social @genepagano.bsky.social

That doesn’t apply to a federal cabinet secretary who also had her security badge in that purse.

apr 21, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken Cox 🍁 @kencox.ca

Corey Lewandowski stole her credit cards.

apr 21, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view