@lakesuperior.bsky.social can you confirm?

*kzzt* yeah, we dont know what to say either *kzzt*

What a dope.

Yeah, that's what makes'em Great!

Gawd, the stupidity !

What the actual fuck is this mirin spewing?? Please explain.

Imagine over 77 million people supporting a man without any intelligence to run a country. Well, I say he’s been extremely successful with running it right into the ground. 👏 👏

He should keep the Great Lakes outta his gd mouth. He wants Canada so he can control the Great Lakes and send our freshwater to whatever southwest entity is willing to bribe him the most.

He wants Canada because of global warming, Canada's raw materials, and access to the artic as it melts. Same thing with Greenland.

That too.

And the lumber, fresh water, oil.

With enough pumps, we could make the Gulf of America slightly less salty.

Could have the magic California large faucet get in on that too.

Dumbass

Solution:

What a f'n moron

"I assume the zones in Sonic the Hedgehog are all interconnected."

They are. Sonic Mania proved that.

One of my favorite sculptures- Fountain of The Great Lakes, by Lorado Taft

My favorite too! The best hidden-gem people-watching and lunch spot back when I worked in the city.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccck this guy. He makes me want to scream on a daily basis.

POSUS

He didn't know Ukraine has oil til a year ago. Trump is the dumbest POS.

He wants their oil and everything else of value and will toss the rest to Russia.

...ever to pretend to be president. (I felt the need to quantify.) I was wrong. He definitely IS the dumbest POS.

So the President of the United States does not even know that the Great Lakes are interconnected...And his advisors had been asking Americans to trust in Trump as he tries to overturn the world order with tariffs etc. as he tells countries including allies to kiss his ass etc.

Just a question. Shouldn’t the president know something about the country?

Moron

How did anyone vote for this blathering dumbass?

Of course, they're only connected because we connected them. With canals and locks to turn them into a shipping route.

I dislike Trump as much as you but the great lakes are indeed connected.

…which anyone should know. Especially the president.

Whitmer thought he meant connected like they aware all part of a system but he literally means they touch. Only Michigan and Huron touch each other. Superior, Eerie, and Ontario don’t touch other lakes. Lake Ontario doesn’t even border Michigan.

Unreal. This person is the president

Beyond stupid 😵‍💫😤

Columbus could have used Trump...

He makes his children look like geniuses.

Stay in school, kids.

Trump sending #DogeGoons to turn on a faucet just in case the Great Lakes spring a leak.

Remember your talking about a 78 year old man that just started using the word groceries, he’s never used that word he said who says that ,,,

Pretty much like his small penile unit is connected to his. Jesus fucking Christ.

Moron

One of the wettest lakes we’ve seen, from the standpoint of water!

"I'll get on it right away Sir." "If they aren't now, they will be by tomorrow."

that would be hard to keep a straight face...and not burst out laughing

Regardless, nothing a Sharpie can’t fix.

"I assume the lakes all have water" thanks trump you a smart one🙄

Man thinks the Great Lakes are a group chat.

They are connected. I'm from Michigan we were all taught that through canals and rivers and whatnot they are connected. However Trump acts like he is surprised and 5 years old all at the same time.

Great Lakes, that’s the butter company, right?

Butter is one of the things you put in a bag of mixed things that we call grocery. Lake is water in large quantities and some might say wet.

Is there salt in that one? I always get it confused with the Mexican Ocean.

There’s salted and UNSALTED butter lake! Jeeze, you people 🙄 Common SENSE

I think that's Veronica Lakes.

People are saying that is something called groceries

overheard

Maybe he'll add Lake Russia by mistake

He is so stupid.

He should take a swim in Lake Superior. It’s the best lake and the water is warm.

It truly is the Superiorist lake. It’s so biggly.

So yuge...

Can we just drop him off at the mental ward… or deep into the woods? Asking for a friend.

#senatorRonJohnson @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social Rondo, your Messiah is flat-ass stupid. He is going to be working with the Army Corps to inter-connect the Great Lakes. They have a gruesome method, it will be expensive. Trump will be working hard on that. #StLawrence seaway)

Christ on a cracker. Wtf

Absolutely NO gray matter between those ears.

😳😳😳🙄

Canada should very quickly rename them “Canada’s Lakes”.

Bet we could get the dumbfuck's brain to explode if we asked him to name all of them.

You can't make this shit up.........

He just blabs a bunch of blabbering blabbity blab. I assume the blabs are all interconnected.

Geographically challenged too. Wow, that must be tough!

Omg he's so stupid

Wow, what a stable genius! /s

He's the President of the United States

What, you expect him to be familiar with the geography? Maybe we should tell him that Alaska and Hawaii aren’t actually south of Arizona.

To be ignorant about the Great Lakes is a horrendous insult.

Preach, Gord! m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...

I'm not a campaign consultant but Big Gretch attending a photo op with Trump is an epic fail. And all for Trump's "We'll look into it", which means fuckall. Disappointed--I thought she was smarter than this.

His two brain cells are not interconnected.

Show him a map of Africa and he'll point out just how those twelve great lakes are connected.

What the hell is he talking about?

That piece of shit better keep his hands off the Great Lakes. People gonna get wet over the lakes

The Great Lakes soon to be known as Lake America

Derp

He is so dumb it’s exhausting.

Oh, Big Gretch…

Wharton is so proud.

should have worn this one

Big Gretch….please just take his seat and his desk for us…lol

Something about assuming...??? Oh yeah...YOU'RE AN ASS

They are connected though. It’s everyone in this thread who’s improperly assuming they aren’t

For the love of god, please tell me that people know they are connected with each other and the St Lawrence Seaway. I really can’t take much more of Americans.

I don't think anybody's "assuming" ...we all know they're connected. It's the *assumption* that people are making fun of.

We know they are connected

Does everyone in this thread know that?

They’ve always been connected. They have been made navigatable by locks and channels to allow shipping all the way to the Atlantic Ocean via the St Lawrence River. Most people know this; except Donny.

During WW2 US Navy submarines were built in Manitowoc, WI, and through a series of canals made it to Mississippi River and then to Gulf of Mexico.

Except for the Great Salt Lake, right?

Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.

This is one dumb MFer.

😖😖😖😖😖😱😱😱😱

More global warming means MORE ocean front property tho, rite? Is that right?

America, truly, you have to look at this and wonder what the hell were people thinking. $1000 he can't name the great lakes...ah hell, $100,000! I'm so confident I will win this bet.

Please give him a map and a Sharpie so he can draw a line between the Great Lakes. But, I think I know why he doesn’t understand geography, the lakes also border Canada, which is not in his favor. Not only does he need to retake economics 101, but public school geography

He's gonna pour bleach in there, isn't he.

LOL

We are one news cycle away from him going "if these lakes are so great, one should be named after me."

If only your brain cells were.

Good one, Ernest. 👍

😂😂😂

🤣😂

😂

He is mind-numbingly IGNORANT!!!

And thoroughly incurious.

What the hell is the baboon talking about? Diverting Great Lakes water? That's a non-starter, period.

Someone should have responded “no Donald they’re all on separate continents.”

Once again, the President of the United States ladies and gentlemen.

"Don't know much geography ...."

Good gawd

Is that Gretchen Whitmer??? Why? Why is she bending the knee like it's Nazi Germany and he is Hitler?? 😡😡😡😡

Are you familiar with the Ba'ath party purge? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUk...

This is Nazi Germany and he is Hitler.

Not yet, but if cowards like her keep bending the knee we will be.

With a map and a Sharpie, anything is possible.

Wasn’t he president for 4 years already? Stunned (I should not be) he is unaware of how much iron ore, grain, limestone, coal is moved on the Great Lakes

yeah, by interstate highways.

He’s a total idiot!!

NBC explains here that Trump used Whitmer (the governor of MI, in blue here) as a prop. She still should have called him out on his stupidity, imo www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

And now he's playimg 3 dimensional chess. Sure.

Omg.

So bad and her future in politics is now ruined...

I… what was she thinking?

Unforced error of the worst sort.

Definitely.

They are all connected by GREATNESS

The something, something, it’s gonna be great, they’re gonna work on that, it’s gonna be great, something, something, more word salad, it’s amazing.

the likes of which nobody's ever seen before

Has anyone ever seen stupids high school degree?

YOU CANT FIX STUPID

Holy smokes! What an idiot. 🤯

FUCKINGIDIOT. Signed, a Great Lakes resident

Translation: "I haven't got the slightest idea what you are talking about lady but let me babble a bunch of incoherent google-de-gook for a couple of minutes to try to mask what a fucking moron I am!"

Trump does a lot of incoherent bullshit.

Gawd dammit! Even if I had a million dollars, I would not be able to pay the biggest fucking idiot in the world to say so many mind-boggling, moronic things in one day I feel like I'm on the worst acid trip of my life And I've never done acid

It's worse than any acid trip I've been on. It's easier making sense of an acid trip than making sense out of Fat Adolf's behaviour.

Fucking genius!

What exactly is he babbling about doing to the great lakes

Still confused after researching what is going on with the Great Lakes.

Uh oh - Lake Ontario to be renamed to Lake America?

Trump is just a front man for the Heritage Foundation, remember and whatever is behind them. He's just a sideshow while they annihilate our country.

Seven Mountain organization. That's the other huge piece.

Just like Reagan. And just like Bush 2. They've been trying to push all these things since the 70s.

Yep, it's not a wonder how they have so many things happening at once, including their ready-made smokescreen to distract us.

The worst thing is that they are not even subtle about it. It's blatant, it's out in the open. If, once we've handled things, HF is still allowed to run as they have, that's when we'll know that things are just gonna repeat themselves sometime soon in the future

A useful idiot.

Dumbass

This is the guy who doesn't have dementia

I’m pretty sure he was always this stupid

Sorry, maybe I’m the idiot here but aren’t they connected? For purposes of water flowing through the lakes, allowing an invasive fish species to travel from one lake to all of them? Not that all are touching but that the water all connects. Is that wrong?

“The Great Lakes, also called the Great Lakes of North America, are a series of large interconnected freshwater lakes spanning the Canada–United States border.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_L...

Fun fact, they build navy warships up here that end up on the ocean, they don't get airlifted to the ocean. They sail there. He is making the word imbecile great again.🤦‍♂️

They are connected through other bodies of water

Five neurons bouncing around your empty cranium, five lakes. Use that mnemonic, Donny.

He asks and then just, “Yep.”

📌

Queue the Sharpie and the map that is going to be drawn on.

Dumber than a sack of bricks. 🧱

Why is America so keen to experience what a ground war actually feels like when its on the doorstep! If the people dont stand up to him soon they will find out!

!!!!!!!!

Brings out the map with the sharpie showing they are indeed connected

A gruesome method - why is is Grusome?

Because he hired the legendary assylum seeker Hannibal Lecter the Great to do the work???😂

Oooh, if the late, great Dr. Hannibal Lecter is going to do the gruesome stuff he could (and would) sell tickets.

Let's send him on a tour of Lake Superior during the Gales of November.

Tell him he's going to see the Edmund Fitzgerald...

Maybe he should ask his genius Uncle John?

“Is there some way we can inject the disinfectant into the Great Lakes?”

kinda surprised he hasn't renamed Lake Ontario Lake Freedom or something

Maybe the people of NY & Canadians on the other side can start a petition to have the lake names Lake Trump Sucks Dick or something. I bet that would get a ton of signatures.

Lake Trumpy McTrumpface?

Yet…. Let’s not give him any ideas.

No shit !

OMFG. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I honestly don’t believe that there’s anyone in the world that is stupider than he is. On EVERY SINGLE subject.

The Great Lakes are interconnected though the voyage might be a little bumpy

😂🤣

As the nitwit said himself, no one's ever seen anything like it.

it is truly baffling

WTF? What is she doing there? WTF?

Ending her political career

Yep, she's done just like Newsom and Schumer. Guess we have to look up to Kathy Hochul as the female voice of reason when it comes to governors now.

check out the governor of Maine, Janet Mills. He threatened her early on. I don't think she's backed off.

I know about her. Just sad that Whitmer is no longer the leading female voice of reason now that she bent the knee.

Yup, but otoh, maybe she needed to experience that in order to fuel her fight back? Dunno what I think about her doing that other that it was "not a good look".

Nah. She made it clear to everyone that she was going to Washington to bend the knee.

ok. I was not paying ettention to her until I saw the images of her there about an hour ago. Makes me sad though.

Very stable genius

He couldn't point out a Great Lake on a map. I'm getting tired of both sides claiming he is either a machevellian insider trading genius or a trade Emperor who has the world bending the knee to his deal making prowess. He is nothing more than a hapless idiot.

Blockheads come in orange.

Its actually all just a very backed up river.

Why she just noddin along with it?!

This was clue #1 about water and lakes

youtu.be/vQE2sNfYXpg?... We used to sing this song about the Erie Canal in elementary school ... maybe it will help educate Trump about America's interconnected waterways. He'd be the one not ducking for the low bridge.

Omfg he's so dumb

This country elected an absolute fucking dipshit.

*The dipshits elected him by vote or abstention.

the tech bros elected him by rigging the election. trump even said how we "need to secure our elections" yesterday. On top of dems winning before the presidential election and after it. The only election republicans did well in was the presidential one. R's did intel while "auditing" 2020 election

They put in their efforts. But, naw man, we’re collectively that dumb.

Unlike any of Trump's synapsis's... 🤨

But they’re really just Average Lakes compared to Trump's greatness so you know he really shouldn’t be concerned with such petty details

This fuck golf's all weekend and spends all week on TV. Fucking clown. 🤡

JFC

Well, there it is.. Gretchen Whitner just bent the knee to the orange moron... just so she can give her career a boost.

It will give her career a well-deserved kick out the door.

Yep she's gonna be primaried out or voted out in the general election.

We are witnessing a man who is deeply unwell. And the behavior of everyone around him fortifies that diagnosis.

Not too long ago we had a plan and funding for various projects to deal with this specific carp problem like...

Dumb as a rock.

His IQ is 73 — that’s very low (and then there’s the little 🍄 as we all know.. Yep, Trump’s a moron.

Honk Honk

🚗 beep beep

🤣😂

Looks like we need an audio response button.

He's stupid and insane

@iwriteok.bsky.social you better get to the great lakes before tRump does

The incredible ignorance of the recipient of gentleman's Cs all through school.

Did he say “it’s a pretty gruesome method but it’s a method…”?

Ummm, yeah… you did hear that right HONESTLY, He’s gotta be the dumbest ever to occupy the Office

Dumbest by several magnitudes

It’s really unbelievable…. Unbelievable that he’s so dumb, like really dumb… And unbelievable that all the maga people I know continuously make excuses for it.. They’re never coming back.

Right?!?

He’s got dementia on top of being stupid. My parents are his age and are in cognitive decline. All the signs are there but the GOP denies it.

At the rate of his decline, eventually they might have to. 🤞🏻

Never. They will never admit it

I know, but I just don’t see how his crazy behavior and declining mental capacity is actually sustainable…

Weekend at Bernie’s comes to mind…

Seems to be the motto of this regime.

😑

He’s trash.

We've got top men looking into this. Who? Top men.

They are!

He has to be one of the most profoundly ignorant human beings on the planet. It would probably be easier to name the things he actually knows or understands.

paste eater

who knows right? no way to find out

“I just discover this, and a lot of people don’t know this, but the Great Lakes are connected. Probably why they are great. But, uh…(think) we are looking into it…”

Dear god, is this stupid person actually the President of the United States?

Christ, what a moron.

Don't know why he's even thinking about the Great Lakes, but if it's about piping that water somewhere, he's going to have a war on his hands

He’s going to change the name to “The Great Lake” isn’t he?

Maybe The Lake of America.

At least it won’t be Kari Lake

Sshh don’t give him ideas!!

Lake America!

Well, he's certainly going to rename Lake Ontario.

And he will rename Lake Superior to Lake Trump.

Either that, or he'll rename them after Confederate generals.

Oh fuck who cares! We know he's a fucking ignorant moron! Every single thing he does is wicked and evil. He has no fucking idea wtf he's doing. No idea at all.

quick, somebody ask him what freighters transport on the great lakes, and from what ports to what ports (I'd put money on Lutnick & Besset not knowing an answer, either)

If this was your grandfather you wouldn’t even want him driving let alone run an economy. We have to be the laughing stock of the world. We used to mock the countries with the cartoonishly dumb presidents. (And maybe coup them) We’re them now. Again.

What the hell is he talking about ?

👆that right there is an #EvergreenSkeet

Having the President assume anything is a headache

A stable genius , indeed. Or was that a genius from a stable? 🐴 ‘s 🫏

He doesn’t know the Great Lakes are connected. What a buffoon

OMG 😳

“Pretty Gruesome Method” What I call my presidency It’s a very expensive thing, costs a lot. Thank you for your attention ! donald trump

We are living in a movie that was supposed to be a big fat joke

youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A?...

They will be once @iwriteok.bsky.social gets a hold of them

The lady nodding her head, "yup." ⬇️IYKYK

That "lady" was Gretchen Whitmer?!?!??! Oh dear.

It's a pretty gruesome thing when you get right down to it What in the actual fuck does that even mean?

That's what I want to know! How is it gruesome, or hasn't he thought it out yet?

Stupid fuck! 🖕🤦🏼‍♀️🫩

Either hes the worlds greatest actor playing a idiot or the 73 iq i heard is true because i learnt this in 3rd grade

And she agrees with him that the Great Lakes are indeed interconnected like the neurons in his brain.

Im from Michigan and as much as I hate Trump, the lakes are indeed connected.

Except for two out of the five. Check a map.

I’m from Michigan, thanks. They’re all connected! A quick Google search will help you understand that

Will it help Trump understand?

Map?

Why did she go to the WH in the first place?

As a Michigander, for fuck sakes.

Oh. Dear.