Fucking psycho degenerate says what? www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

My God, he really lives in his world! How does that happen?????

Nope, it's not. And, he lost in 2020.

He must have been reading the poll of “people named Steven miller” they put in his daily briefing every morning.

Never mind Iran, HE shouldn't have a nuclear weapon full stop. Who is more unstable? Who is more of a threat to world peace?

THE FACTS:

@jaketapper.bsky.social Your president is insane. Write a book.

Stripper polls don’t count, Donnie.

Oh, really?

LIAR, LIAR diapers on fire--oh, and throw in that urine bag, too.

He gets told what he needs to hear. He is being managed. Others are in charge.

I'm sure glad congress has surrendered their duties to this maniac.

This

He’s got the chart upside down and no one is brave enough to tell him.

In what…. Nanometers?

“Those are speed holes. I think you should buy this car.” It’s the same picture.

Simple recipe: lie and watch the magats slop it up.

They show him fake polls.

Gif context is probably relevant lol.

The 🍊💩 got mixed up with the pols and the polls. The flagpoles are the highest in Washington maybe.🙃

From The Economist…

Perhaps he meant to say his "disapproval" rating has never been higher ...

Maybe his flunkies are so scared of him that they just turn the graph upside down.

It’s stunning to me that 41% actually approve!

Terrifying!

And he’s also 6’4” and 195.

Think 🤔 Who was in the poll sample? What questions were asked?

Of course it is Grandpa. Isn't it about time for your meds again because you are having delusions of grandeur more frequently these days?

Happy opposite day, everyone!

In…Russia?

Aaron, how do you not throw bricks at your screen? Everything out of his mouth is detestable.

The pole in his ass.

What pole is that? The most bullshit spoken? Yep, the highest ever.

Try "poll".

Oh, sorry, professor

Every time he talks about his approval rating it's the highest in history. He's nothing, if not predictable.

Uh oh, someone got into the sharpie box again and drew his own chart.

That's what his carers are telling him

So, let's go. We're going to war.

He lies with every breath he takes🤬🔥

No no no. He’s being misunderstood. He’s talking about new “poles” (WH flagpoles) he approved, and that the poles are rated as the highest flagpoles that have ever been!

The “poll” was asking everyone in his office

This means that either he knows his polling numbers are trash, or his staff is feeding him fake polls Either way, this is just weird

Kings clothes level shit

He knows. But he doesn't want his fans to know. He wants them to think the truth is a lie. As always. Up is Down.

Occam's Razor would suggest he was simply too stupid to realize he was holding the chart upside down.

I'm leaning towards his team sharing false information with him to keep him happy. If he's content, they keep running the show behind his back.

The false information is just someone saying “yea they got nukes, trust me bro” and Trump will believe it

I agree. This is not a man who makes decisions based on actual data, so I expect that his team sees no point in sharing it with him (even if we make the unwarranted assumption that they're well-intentioned), and their lives are more pleasant if he thinks that he's popular.

This is a man who makes decisions based on how he think things ought to be, substituting his fantasies for the actual situation. If you believe it hard enough, then it becomes true.

100%. I’ve said before that he’s constitutionally incapable of distinguishing between things that are true and things that he wants to be true. Which is…not a GREAT trait for the President to have. So I guess even if his people were sharing real polling data with him, it probably wouldn’t take.

I think so, too. Remember the lady who follows him around with a laptop who only shows him positive news…. They don’t want him to throw a hissy fit.

You do realize you're describing how to babysit a three year old.

😀👌

He knows his approval rating is in the negative. He feigns ignorance all the time. He says he doesn't know these things or that he knows he has the "highest approval" rating so that his base will feel reassured that he's doing a good job. which he isn't

I think he says it for no reason other than he's a compulsive liar who can't stand criticism. I seriously doubt he ever thinks of his supporters at all.

he only thinks of his supporters enough just so that he can pull the carrot more. but you're right he doesn't care about his supporters. And he is ABSOLUTELY a compulsive liar

Who is telling him this? WHO?

white house housekeepers, they're tired of cleaning up ketchup.

The sound of concrete saws, chopping up the Rose Garden, is an appropriate accompaniment to this video.

Revolting

…and then an aide nudged him awake.

The poll that came out today using his sharpie.

And Stormy said: "His pole was only 2 inches."

And Stormy Daniels said: "His pole was only 2 inches."

On his planet.

FFS, is he trying to win a bet for lying the most in a presser or something?

He doesn't win much but he wins hands down on telling the most LIES

Living in his fairytale world again. If I say it, it is true. The journalists just eat it with a spoon.

Sure. They polled Bibi, Putin, and his sycophantic cabinet.

Is the poll in the room with us? From Nate Silver's site

It’s Rasmussen. Nate Silver’s site prob doesn’t include it.

No it's not- signed, Everyone

He's like a human NOT gate.

“It’s my poll. I made it. Best poll.”

😂😂😂🥴. He must be high. Keep telling yourself that shit

On what planet

The poor man. He believes that. Of course, he only looks at what is favorable of him NOT THE FACTS.

Unless we fix this your vote won't matter. There was a reason TACO kept saying you won't have to vote anymore. Palantir and Musk used AI to flip your vote and they already have that same infrastructure in place to do it again. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

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they have to make up 'polls' for this fragile ego maniac.

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No, Donnie, CNN can't ask you a positive question bc nothing you have done since you've been in office is remotely positive.

What exactly is a positive question to him, anyway? Like what does that mean? There’s no point in rationalizing I guess lol he makes no sense no matter what.

It looks like his cabinet meetings where he goes around the table and instead of updating him on their dept. - they each blow smoke up his ass for two minutes.

I’m assuming it was a Newsmax poll that only polled Christian nationalists, rapists, billionaires and racists?

You are so delusional. Everyone hates you.

Not.

Translation he is under water @lazytato.bsky.social

Literally everyone hates him

If that’s true, and you believe that, here is a box of chocolate for you.

Da fuq is he talking about?

Probably some minion of his told him that. Idiot probably has a daily affirmation meeting.

Exactly. He’ll talk about any poll without naming it because it simply does not exist!

THIS

I am guessing it was upside down. We have seen how much trouble he has holding paper properly.

When MTG’s boyfriend tries to give Trump an off ramp from the pro-war stance MAGA is clearly against but he refuses to take it lol All he has to say is the pre-programmed “peace through strength” bullshit and the sheep would baah in applause. Guess his brains are too mushy now even for that

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After 35000 documented lies you can expect everything🤷‍♂️

🤣🤣ah oke the poll releasd by Fox news or made on Truth social?

He said it then pulled out of the nuke deal. He acts like he’s the only one who ever thought it a bad idea that Iran gets a Nuke. Fucking moron.

"My approval rating" (with the billionaires and dictators) "is the highest it's ever been."

Unhinged & delusional.

Bitch is throwing a rock and hiding his hand with our god damn military

Then why did you rip up the Obama deal? Idiot.

Lol

Up is down Black is white 1+1=3

GOP MAGAs always say the TRUTHINESS.

🤣🤣🤣 Coo Coo for Coco Puffs!

I swear, he is the reason we have the clown emoji.

Ha ha ha, would that be 3%? Or is that too high?

I think he read it upside down and thought the % was a 9 or something.

They don’t f’ing have a nuclear weapon! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Y can't any reporters just he like... u know thats not true right?

One day his brain needs to be studied by medical science.

"Condition: As New, unused"

In the upside down.

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that!

Breaking news: increasingly senile dotard forgets there's numbers higher than single digit. Mike Huckabee sends obsequious text praising dotard on his math skills, while trying to choose one commandment to remove from compulsory school materials to reflect new truth of no numbers higher than 9.

ffs letting grandpa turd outside to chat up press is a mistake. he is so stupid.

Did anybody ask which poll that was? If not, why not?

"Still underwater yeah but it's the highest it's ever been".... is that what he meant?

Oh shit, is TODAY Opposite Day?

It’s opposite week in FOTUS’ little brain

Trump is the Opposite Man.

Yes I mean no

Every day has been Opposite Day since Jan 20.

Ope, good point.

Yeah if you turn the numbers upside down. Sure.

Love to see that ‘poll’.

Most likely a stripper pole.

Wait? Prove it Mustardlini…

Good to hear he considers 38% high so it can only go lower?🤷‍♀️

And eggs are now 1000% lower too

He absolutely lives in his own reality

Is he looking at the polls upside down? Lower is not better.

BULLSHIT‼️

I'm guessing Jake Tapper is too busy counting up his book royalties to cover this delusional free association festival.

The emperor has no clothes!

a poll

This proves currently he is unable to differentiate fact from fiction. Verifiable facts not opinions. He has completely lost touch with reality. The sitting US President has dementia and the rest of the world will take advantage

must have been sent direct to his inbox.

Just the Stallwart you want to lead your Army - your loved ones- into Harm's way, right?

Dictators will always lie to make themselves feel good

As will narcissists.

Nonsense. Perhaps he asked his appointees to take a vote as part of their praise the child session.

WHAT POLL?????? Aaron, I love you for doing this but I don't know how much I can watch. Do I force myself and make myself miserable or just turn it off and go breathe air? In California. Before all the air turns to fire.

He loves to say things "just came out today", so nobody can deny it in the moment

are his people lyiing to him, is he delusional, or just thinks if he says it enough it'll be true?

I suspect that it is possible that his people are lying to him which should scare the living daylights out of all sensible people. It would mean that somebody in the background is implementing and planning stuff that he is just a convenient cover for, with him only believing that he's in charge. 🫣

He had the chart upside down.

😂

Are they showing him fake polls

Must be nice as the young kids say to live in deLulu land 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s what he calls don jr

Maybe he is reading the disapproval rating... what am I saying! He can't read!

If lying were an Olympic sport, Trump would have more gold than King Midas and Fort Knox combined.

Those poles your f-ing up the White House lawn with?

Yea, sure

what an utter Fuckwit

In Israel perhaps? 😏

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣

Another sign of delusions resulting from dementia

Let me guess, the sample group was family and proud boys, right?

I think it depends on who you poll.. "The new Agriculture Secretary endorsed a bill to nullify state farm animal welfare laws." "The president is opening a protected marine monument to commercial fishing." paulshapiro.medium.com/how-animals-...

He reads upside down I guess

In your mind

It was probably a poll of his Cabinet

are delusions of grandeur a common Alzheimer’s symptom?

It's really strange to live in two different worlds, our world and the world according to donold.

So low 30’s

Why was the next question not “which poll?”

Just absolutely delusional

Sounds like his team is feeding him made up reports again 🤦🏼‍♀️

Earlier that day: “Sir! Sir! Dis approval rating is higher than ever!”

It’s always higher than it should be, I’ll give him that.

Mary Trump talks about her senile grandfather being dressed up and put behind a desk with papers so he could think he was still working. Like father like son.

Well, it tracks perfectly.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Textbook narcissist does narcissist things. I don't think the majority of people realize how delusional truly narcissistic people are about themselves. For some reason his narcissistic behavior is continually normalized by the media.

trump raped teenage girls and scumbags support him

He thought 0-9 in the Supreme Court was a win so yeah maybe

Hides his ugly hair day under those stupid hats

Why doesn't the press say that's not what we see or something? So rediculous . Their silence is agreement to those listeners.

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Another poll you shove straight up your ass you filthy lying sack of absolute shit. Fuck off.

I think he’s the highest he’s ever been right now

And nobody called him on it? Just asking "what poll" would be a start.

In Russia

Poll with N of 1 - Donald Trump - 100% popular!

"It's at 200%... People are saying it's the greatest poll ever...they come up to me with tears in their eyes saying Sir we've never seen approval numbers like these" ~djt probably

On Mars!

Delusional

what a moron

So sad he spews these lies...

I think he lives entirely in the fantasy world in his head, fed only by the television shows that his handlers’s let him watch and the information that he makes up. He is clearly not mentally all there.

This guy is so f’n delusional

Not all wishes come true for convicted felons and rapists and the liar in charge!

Is this guy that’s gonna protect us through this war oh my God this is scary,just for information on my atheist /I said oh my God that’s how scared I am this administration can’t handle this.They’re so unqualified come on guys we need to hold out Until 2026, vote, blue, give the Dems the Congress.

That's what his staff is telling him so he doesn't launch into a screaming burger hurling meltdown.

Delusional. Glides through life fabricating his own reality.

Pathetic self-soothing denial of reality.

AHAHAHAHA

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I think he meant pole, he was confusing dancers with reporters.

They are putting up the new flagpoles, right? Lol

the photo shows a nice lean to the left

Wouldn’t surprise me if they set up a fake studio to be “Fox” that they use to specifically feed him personalized propaganda on his TV feeds. “I really like these new Fox hosts.”

Oh, now I can totally see why he had to leave the G7! He's so busy! There's the behind door scheming, a little tweeting, flag pole raising & perhaps a wee nap, certainly there was no time for the frivolity of a pesky international summit! Thank goodness he got home!

It’s insane that the media don’t ask him about it ….he has to leave the G7 Summit because he has more important issues at home but he can find time for this flag pole BS Firstly , his excuses are pathetic But 2nd , it’s a win for the G7 that they could replace him with Zelensky

Whatever you say Grandpa

What happens when journalists pushed back and would ask “ what poll?” “ what proof do you have “ WTMF why does no one ask him or any republican this when they spew nonsense- Harris didn’t do it in debates , Dems don’t do it at hearings and journalists certainly don’t do anymore

What planet is he living on??

Thank you again, Aaron for your service in doing this, but even these clips are triggering for me this early in the morning.

Vlad promised a one day war. And there he is pretending it wasn't Israel who started the war with Iran.

Take that fkn hat off!

He's talking about the flag pole, it's a really high pole.

Imagine being the poor staffer who has to make up and draw that graph every day…

The only poll he would ever be high up on is one with a noose.

Yes it’s the highest - from his perspective.

The president is living in an alternate reality and taking the rest of humanity down with him.

Is that the new polls that he’s gonna have on each side of the White House carrying the confederate flag and don’t tread on me. Is that the polls he’s referencing

As Agent ORANGE'S Senile Dementia reaches the point of NO Return.

Maybe he's thinking about the polls he installed in the front and back of the White House. The polls are the highest they have ever been.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣what a moron