As a plumber, did Markwayne Mullin unclog pipes by sucking on them directly with those lips? Since it's obvious he has no gag reflex.
As a plumber, did Markwayne Mullin unclog pipes by sucking on them directly with those lips? Since it's obvious he has no gag reflex.
Red hatters literally spin themselves into a pretzel trying to explain away this horrible president
These are not the droids you are looking for…
I just can’t take anyone serious with that name.
Someone in the comments called him Billy Joe Jim Bob. 🤣 The name suits him perfectly
I read it out loud to my husband just now, 😅🤣😂
This fucking hillbilly redneck turd.
He was cowering and in tears on Jan 6. He’s a coward thru & thru
What’s up is down
By BROADCASTING the plan to bomb????
This quote won't age well. If or when the first American soldier is killed. Their blood will be on Trump's hands. Trumps War #trumpswar
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He is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT "military age" and conscriptable..
1984 wasn't supposed to be a manual...
I don't generally like people comparing shit to 1984, because the comparisons are generally weak, but this is so on the nose that it's hard not to.
Bombing another country is inherently an act of war. War is war, whether it is justified or unjustified. Trump's claque are trying to sanewash this by gaslighting.
Twist those words, fascist.
Biggest meathead in Congress 🤦
Checks out. Trump also has masked marauders terrorizing and attacking Los Angeles in order to make America great.
Okie from Muskogee a one horse state
By his logic, Senator Rand Pauls neighbor was just trying to make peace with him when he assaulted him!
I hope he never figures out how stupid he is because I laugh my ass off every time I watch him lol
It's the Torment Nexus tweet, but about beloved instruction manual 1984.
War is peace
Let’s beat up the wife in hopes of reconciling says the sociopath
Word vomit
WAR IS PEACE
Any network that gives Markwayne Mullin a platform should be immediately discounted. Permanently.
It will be our kids that are snatched off the street and sent to Iran. You think President Bone Spurs is going to send his son or his rich friend’s kids?
Does this idiot expect his fellow Americans to believe this crap coming out of his mouth?
Redneck saying dumb shit again. Surprise surprise
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." —George Orwell, "1984"
This is the guy talking about what is and what is not war. Pussy
He's a pussy pretending to be a dick
But woefully ill-equipped.
What kind of traitor goes through THAT and stays in the party that led the j6 domestic terrorist attack?!?! #goptreason www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
Gish gallop. 🫤
Why does the media, including Fox propaganda, constantly have the same handful of people on and nobody else. These parrots don't say anything of any value of sense whatsoever.
Do we have to swallow?
Welp, gotta trot this skeet out again
I can't believe Republicans are doing this to us AGAIN.
making peace by putting American soldiers and citizens at higher risk around the world...
I want a regime change. Here.
That would be nice
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Any military actions by Iran against US military or civilians should be celebrated as an additional attempt for peace?
War is peace Slavery is freedom Ignorance is strength
If Iran, or any nation or group, did this to US facilities, would he say the same thing?
Ahhh… just like when I drink alcohol to get sober! Totally sound logic
Fucking Moron, we are not at war , ffs. Trump has achieved nothing positive. They moved their uranium and if there was any likelihood of Iran developing a bomb Trumps just incentivised them to get on with it , now with the help of Putin.
"We were literally love-bombing them"
Not at war with Iran while dropping bombs, but at war with Venezuela as a convenience so they can invoke alien enemies act.
Isn’t that the logic of a preemptive nuclear strike? “The Soviet Union isn’t at war with the USA. We just launched nukes to make sure we can have peace.”
Does it make any sense?
Welcome to the upside down.
Discount John Wayne, Markwayne talking tough again. "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
War is peace.
We are at war now dipshit.
I think this Twatwaffle has been snorting too much orange ass.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. - Orwell
First thing that came to mind.
Exactly!
When you see someone arguing Bezos needs all his billions, and more, you know every piece of logic, and reasoning, is being turned upside down! Or when you see that Trump wants a Nobel Peace prize, for murdering palestinians and Iranians!
Up is down White is Black The sky was yellow and the sun was blue
The sucking noises coming from him and Lankford are SO loud. 🤮
Unbelievable!
Ignorance is strength
We bombed the shit out of Iran in an unprovoked attack. 100% an act of war. Smart people know better than this dipshit.
Shake down by the mob boss…
Bombing for peace is an interesting slogan, isn’t it?!
What?
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Markwayne Mullet
yeah whether they like it or not
How ever writes GOP talking points needs to be fired.
I would call him an empty suit, but that’s an insult to empty suits.
Hold that thought while I go smash my neighbor’s windows to ensure peace.
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We are not at war with Iran. We just gave them twelve 30,000 pound bombs. Do you know how expensive those are? Really, Iran should thank us.
I can't stand to listen to any of the stupidity of these talking heads
As long as there are weapons, this world will never know peace!!
I mean that’s what we did in WWII and Viet Nam and both Gulf wars and Afghanistan. Just trying to have peace.
And what was the end goal? The result? These people are nuts!
He is one of the stupidest senators (I was going to say the stupidest but remembered tuberville). From his name to whatever comes out his mouth. If there is retaliation by us to this attack you are indeed at war.
Bombing to ensure peace is like f*cking to ensure virginity.
I mean is that how they see it? Hmm where have we seen abuse followed by ‘it’s for the best, I’m doing this for your own good, sit and take it’….
Japanese official after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor: “We are not at war with the US. What we are trying to do is to make sure we can have peace.”
War is PEACE
His stupidity is absolutely astounding. Thank you so much Oklahoma for imposing this walking pile of shit onto the American people.
We were never at war with Eastasia
Top-tier Orwellian Doublethink here, folks.
"So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war"
He’s talking to his base hoping they won’t realize what he is saying is an oxymoron 🤦♀️
Exactly as smart as he looks, isn't he?
Why is anyone listening to this stupid jagoff?
"What we are trying to do is make sure Trump can have all the hotels and golf courses he wants in the region. His pals in the IRGC said they'd need a coupla weeks to move the uranium and equipment out the way, so Trump gave 'em that, but they got 'er done quicker'n that, so boom, here we are."
Said every abuser ever.
Can I punch you in the face to be your best friend?
If Markwayne got teleported to another dimension, where another Markwayne, but an intelligent and ethical, met him and that Markwayne would attack our shitty Markwayne. Would the shitty Markwayne say, that the ethical Markwayne isn't in disagreement with the shitty one, but trying ensure peace?
From the notebook of dumb quips written for the willingly gullible.
The enemy also gets a say in the situation. FAFO.
The saying: “When you kick a hornets’ nest, it’s the hornets who decide when it’s over.” Hopefully Iran will be selective in their retribution and target those individuals who are responsible for the attack and not the U.S. in general. Trust me Iran we hate him more than you do and he’s American.
So what he’s saying is, bombings create peace? Are we in a Mission Impossible movie?
You don't bomb people you're not at war with. That's pretty fundamental.
Peace would be more assured if Iran had nuclear weapons like Israel does.
For this administration, it is spelled "PIECE"
The good old "fucking for virginity"
Dumbass.
If Iran only destroys Marg-Largo, that’s okay?
…by starting a war.
MarkWayne ... because you work for a stupid President. That's a direct quote by the guy hated in Greenland, in LA, donut shops and in general, a hated man. Credit to J. Vance.
Did you go to war when Pearl Harbour was bombed? Mmm…let me think.
I for one was much more peaceful when I had no knowledge of Moron Markwayne Mullin’s existence.
Nothing like a 30k pound bomb to show you just want to be friends
A dozen of those bombs is an expression of love.
Only the red ones mean love. Yellow ones mean friendship. Pink ones mean happiness.
Right. Just like the first thing I do when I meet someone I like is punch them in the face. For friendship.
No no it's much more like a love tap
The violence is always invisible if it comes from the “right” direction.
Senator Mullin, please hold for George Orwell.
Marshallwayne Dillon to the rescue
This sounds like what an abusing husband says after smacking his wife. I only do it because I love you. Really?
"They burned the village to save the village."
Why does Billy Joe Jim Bob keep getting airtime?
There’s only a few of them willing to lie every day on tv.
Stupid. According to this brilliant logic, Japan did not go to war with the US 7.dec 1941. Japan was only making sure they can have peace. Idiots.
That's why Murdoch hired them
We have always been at war with Eurasia
Clown show diplomacy…🍕💩
Why is every republican congressperson so obviously on gear, dude. It's fucking insane. Age gracefully, that roidgut is going to turn into fucking massive skinflaps at 70.
Guys a fucking plumber ffs
Was that a Mullin malapropism?? It's sarcasm anyway you look at it.
Magical GOP thinking in full force again - just like the early 2000s
Does that corn pone jackass own a fucking tie?
“war is peace”
There is no reason anyone should ever interview that dolt or amplify his middling intellect and vapid pondering.
We are not bombing Iran, we are soothing Trump’s ego.
Looks like Markwayne Jimmybobby heard all the mocking over his big, stupid, cowboy hat.
If someone bombed the US, would we just roll over and agree to peace?
"We are dropping Bunker-Busting Peace Bombs on them. Many megatons of Peace, and we'll drop more Peace on them if they don't surrender. We'll Peace them back to the stone age!"
Marky Mark peace through strength" is a phrase that suggests that military power can help preserve peace. It has been used by many leaders from Roman Emperor Hadrian in the second century AD to former US President Ronald Reagan in the 1980s. And was quoted by your guy Ronald Reagan in 1983.
True Big Brother talk.
You know, it's only a matter of time before these guys break out singing Cat Stevens' "Peace Train" and John Lennon's "Imagine." 🤡🤡🤡
So so dim
Mr. Mullin would say differently if his state was as bombed. The combing is an act of war.
Starting a war seems to be the most stupid way to achieve peace. We seem to be following the Iraq peace initiative.
Bombing the shit out of a country unprovoked for PEACE. 🙄
Please remind me when Iran has threatened the US bc I can't remember 1 time when that occurred.I am old enough to know when the US fucked with Iran tho,at least twice. I also remember SA attacks on 9/11 and nothing was done to them.Instead in Assolini first term he sold them weapons.
I didn't think there could be any more idiotic statements coming from people like Trump, Hegseth, Rubio and now this Mullin. I was wrong. "We're not at war with Iran but their nuclear......". Seriously? Using violence against another is an act of war.
But this is merely one buddy to another, "I've got your back" attitude. Trump should've withheld weapons aid to Israel. Meet with Iran as planned. Trump doesn't know how to be a diplomat. He is a bully. There is nothing to celebrate here
This whole peace through war trope is so tired and played out.
So peace now means bombing countries we’re not at war with? This doublespeak is exactly why trust in leadership is crumbling. You don’t preserve peace by lighting matches in a room full of fuel. Call it what it is , power play, not peacekeeping. 🧠🇺🇸
Japan, 8 December 1941: "We are not at war with the U.S. We are only trying to ensure the success of the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere."
Osama bin Laden on September 12, 2001: “We are not at war with America. What we are trying to do is make sure we can have peace." America: “Okay, thanks buddy.”
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. The statement is an oxymoron, and comes from the mouth of a moron.
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What a mor0n
The trump fluffing press was harder on Joe Biden for getting us out of a war
Yes exactly
Ain't it the fucking truth??
Why give this idiot any airtime? He's speaks bunkum
Don't waste time bothering to listen to this guy.
Bombing for peace. This makes complete sense as long as you don’t think about it. This also presumes there is no response from Iran other than a thank you note for bombing.
why are we getting involved? it doesn't make any sense, but ... the election result did not make any sense either😭
Our Republican leadership are evil buffoons but hey the American public are a bunch of ignorant rubes so it all balances out.
Ok. MAGA “logic”
Getting tired of writing this…the absolute *DUMBEST* people.
We're NOT at war with Iran. So... it was a friendly bombing?
He took too many kicks to his melon head
MarkyMark is a loudmouth pussy
When I want to ensure peace, my first choice is always violence. 🤦♀️
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
The world's dumbest man has opinions on international diplomacy, everybody! He's white though so we all have to shut up and listen for some fucking reason!
Nobody with a brain has the HILLBILLY name "Markwayne".
He seems inbred
Pretty sure we just attacked another sovereign nation. How would we react if a sovereign nation did that to us?
The fascist Republican Party is now entirely comprised of a tower of lies. More lies are always needed to cover over the previous lies. There is no way back from this decision but total self destruction. 🤷🏻♂️🚩
Bomb and peace should not even be in one sentence unless you’re saying,I am not gonna bomb this place because I want peace. Remember MAGA you voted for this Felon even though he is a Felon because of his no war&lowing Prices promised-what are you getting?Prices are still high & a war.
This guys clearly had abuser energy
So when iran bombs US troops can they ckaim they too want peace 🤦♂️🤦♂️
"I bring you peace, suckers!"
Just like we aren’t kidnapping people off of the streets
His ignorance is his strength, too...
When they start spouting this stuff please repeat it back to them so they know how dumb they sound.
Dollar store John MarkWayne needs to stand on a box so people can see him behind a lectern.
That box is called a podium. 😀
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Grand Moff Mulin: “The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line, fear of this battle station.” 🖖🏼
And if they bombed us their response would be?
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It is amazing how well they all spew the exact same bunch of BS. Their brain implants must all receive the same information at once in the cult...or they are all just that stupid...either way, it's so obvious 🙄🙄
Get the plumber off my timeline
"Look, if they would just stop making us bomb them to distract people from our domestic shit show, we could have peace!"
‘I only hit you cause I love you’ Abuser mentality
WHY does this 3-foot-tall mound of stacked cow manure keep getting air time???? He’s dumber than a bag of rocks, but somehow even more worthless! Even his NAME is stupid! Just stop giving this laughingstock a mouthpiece to spew his ignorance all over the airwaves.
Mullin again, is talking out of his ass. You cannot have peace by waging war. And you can’t drop bombs without Congressional approval. Period. tRump has illegally done both. Sit down Markwayne. This is a conversation for the grownups.
"Big Brother is... uh... I fergit..."
What you are trying to do is start another war and you accomplished it. Your party and the people who follow you are the cruelest and stupidest hateful people on earth. It’s like none of them have families. No concern about their own children. You are a disgusting bunch of beings!
Follow up question: "How is this not an act of war?" Hahahaha
Hmmm, alternative facts! This the explanation they are feeding MAGA coz the rest of us are not stupid!
Insurrectionist says what? “Markwayne” is a January 6 terrorist who belongs in prison.
He’s been bending over a lot so much sucking so little time
Do these idiots know how dumb they sound…word salad
Markwayne is a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Uh, bombing a country is a pretty ass backwards way of trying to get peace.
He is consistently fighting for the dumbest Republican award.
There’s a lot of competition for that award.
Totally