Swift?
Swift?
The bond between homicidal psychosadists is just so special. When they imagine the excruciating terror of their victims it excites them like a drug they can't quit.👹
He’s always slumped over when he receives his vacuous praise from the craven people who deliver it.
Does that hurt? Jesus
That was swift and effective? The 72 hour delay?
JFC, Uriah Heep...
Abbott North Korean style slobbering over Trump is nauseating.
Trump probably doesn't no where he is. Im serious. That's why they want him quiet. You might pick up on his memory going wen he opens his mouth 2 comment!!
I believe you!
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Trump's not paying attention at all, and his response to the over-the-top ass-kissing is generic and lifeless, and then he immediately diverts to Kristi so he doesn't have to say anything else. His mind is gone.
Its so much fun 2 watch after all his Biden comments.😅
I had a phase where I couldn't stand the sight or sound of Trump. Now I'm watching every video clip I can find to look for decomposition. They're always there now. He NEVER looks "with it." He's always sitting, disheveled, tired, listless, incoherent, often sarcastic. Unless cheating at golf.
As my mother's dementia advanced, she got very sarcastic, lashing back at you on any hint that she might be slipping. Trump's doing the same thing, usually with a smirk like he's so clever. "I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"
Urgh
He has *always* sucked up to trump, and doesn't seem to understand that trump can't stand being around him - not because he isn't corrupt enough, but because he is disabled. trump doesn't want to see or be seen with the disabled.
Yep. Who’s gonna tell him?
My lips are sealed. Let him make a spectacle of himself. No one deserves to be made to look grovelingly stupid more than abbott, unless it's trump himself.
Swift and effective response? Where? When?
Surprised that Trump allowed Abbot to be so close to him. He hates disabilities and probably thinks Abbot shouldn’t be photographed near him.
But then again, they’re both seated and you can’t necessarily see the wheelchair I suppose.
all wheels on dick
For sure
So his he blowing him later? Birds of the feather Douche bags
All lies. Trump was partying and dancing to ymca and golfing eating an ice cream cone. How stupid do they think ppl are. Why isn’t anyone asking abbot about the money for alarm warning systems he kept from Biden.
Gross
So much BS eventually becomes just a series of face plants!
Mexico showed up before Noem and Trump. But kiss the ass of your cult leader, it seems all any republicans are actually capable of. Makes me wonder if they text for permission to take a shit.
Swift & effective 🤦♀️ #STOPGASLIGHTING the #deranged
Just gross how much ego stroking dtrumpf demands from people…
Barf - this is so cringe. Arrested development in the manboy group of snowflakes.
SNL really needs to do an entire show of different skits of government officials, in different settings, lavishing praise on trump - just NON-STOP tongue baths - just like this clip
These people are ghouls. No death is beneath them. It doesn't who or how many. They will use the death of innocent children to bow down to Trump. This shit needs to be defeated and only by recognizing it and fighting can they be beaten.
HEB WAS SWIFTER
Texas hates the both of them
A tale of two scumbags..a lovely story
Abbott and Paxton have been kissing Trump’s ass for so long their faces are in permanent pucker mode.
I figured he wouldn't have enough time to rim out that rotting orange, what with all the funerals he should be paying for, I mean going to.
They share the common traits of heartlessness and reality-detachment.
Deep down he hates Greg Abbott because he is in a wheel chair. He hates the wounded.
Should just reach under the table and finish of Trump’s shroom
barf
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“You can’t say that Texas doesn’t love you, Mr. President.”
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Trump is wearing a GD ball cap. What’s wrong with him?
Just about everything
Sadly, so true.
Another suck up or ass kisser.🤮🤮🤮
Never seen a tongue go so far up someone's ass before
Their bullshit is gettin' so deep I can smell it here in Houston.
Blow harder, Greg.
Greg, you killed a lot of young girls with ignorance, apathy and a dedication to "small government". That's the thing I will remember you as - the killer of young girls. I can only hope that your God remembers that too.
The level of presidential ass-kissing, while not perfect, is a reliable indicator of where any president ranks on the authoritarian scale. With Trump in office, the ass-kissing is away, way off the charts. Much higher too, than the orange one's ratings for 2016 - 2020.
Swift and effective response..
Ok, let’s keep track of this and hold Greg to his word. 1st, how long till trump got there? And what did he bring?
What a bunch of BS!
WTF? They just make shit up and whatever bullshit they spew we’re just supposed to believe wtf? Rethuglicans in DC need to grow some balls. Stop this megalomaniac before he kills us all. Just because he’s a greedy cheap prick and he wants everything for himself. He doesn’t give a shit about Texas
Why is Dr Phil there wtf.
Nothing swift happened here with this moron. Both morons. So disrespectful to the people who’ve lost their lives and their families.
All he had to say was: Thanks.
I know a lot of people hit by flooding in WV who would like a chance to kiss his ass 💰💰💰
For the record- Texas does not love Trump or Hot Wheels. Texas is a gerrymandered non voting state.
“swift and effective “?!!!
Not all of Texas loves the pedophile rapist in chief. 4.8 million voted against you. There’s at least that many of us that know exactly what kind of grifting soulless garbage you are. And abbott can roll of a pier somewhere. Fuck him too. Take cruz with you
Why are they praising someone when they failed and people died? This feels like Covid all over again
Incredible.
Oh shush hot wheel crook. That kissing the felons ass, is getting old.
Totally normal behavior whenever cameras are rolling you MUST KISS THE ASS. Clearly when you don’t you are attacked on social media beginning at “Truth” and extending cult wide. This is so deranged and sick. So tired of this show
GAG
Search and rescue teams from Ciudad Acuna, Mexico were in Kerr County and on the ground assisting with flood relief efforts on July 6th. FEMA did not even authorize it's search teams until July 7th and they did not being work until July 9th. So much for Trump's "swift and effective response."
I pray that every Texas family that lost a loved one or had their home or vehicle or businness flooded watched Abbott kowtow to Trump with the same level of utter disgust that I felt. Neither Trump nor anyone in his administration did a damned thing to help ANYBODY.
Pardon my English but fuck them all to hell and back and back again.
Come on, meteor - we found a place for you to land!
3 days is their idea of a "swift and effective response"? Btw - Trump is still suspending FEMA aid to CA.
wtf is going on!
How else is gonna get that good FEMA cash
Imagine having to kiss the ass of a felon, racist, rapist, child mollesting criminal traitor like Trump! It's sickening!
Bull shit
✌️remove the index finger.
Speaking of fluff girls…
Even down in the bunker as the Russians destroyed the last vestiges of the "Thousand-Year Reich", Hitler had pathetic true believers telling him how brilliant he was. Can't help but think of that as the U.S. economy reels, environmental disasters pile up, and allies are thrown overboard.
Roll that motherfucker off a cliff!
The look on Trumps face. He’s pissed they didn’t hand him a metal or something.
Now, throw out the paper towels.
As we know, those balls aren't gonna lick themselves!
maga voted for a provision in the big bill which prohibits self licking ball technology
That's why Tucker Carlson's so upset. makes sense now
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Throws his people right under the bus
Greg Abbott looks sick. One can only hope!
Textbook gaslighting??
😂
Vomiting all over the dear leader
Cults are baffling enough, but a cult devoted to this pathetic ignorant excuse of a human being is something I will never understand.
Abbott sits at the right level kiss the ass on the naked king.
but did you taste what I ate a day or two ago?
I wish I could hear what Trump says about abbott behind his back
"Swift and effective response" isn't something I would be talking about after a catastrophe that resulted in nearly 300 dead and missing.
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Hey Greg Abbott work that tongue and mouth brother. Donald loves every minute of it. Gregg Abbottt knows how to use his mouth. With your mouth and tongue on his wrinkly ass you might get rewarded by the 79 year old grandpa.
Greg Abbott is going extra mile on his wheelchair to kiss the 79 year old grandpa’s ass. It takes a special breed of person who has no dignity or self respect to do what Greg Abbott is doing. I hope people of Texas no better.
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Swift and effective??? Really Hot Wheels??
Imagine you lost a baby in that mess and you hear this.
Swift and Effective? Not even close.
Tell that to the families of the dead
Now we know whom Abbott has been cheating on his wife with.
Look at those old farts
Two incompetent turds
Until the day I die, I'll never understand their ass kissing of this utter moron.
He has something on each and every one of them.
I do not love his ass.
Ditto from Dallas
Me either. Days like this make me hate living in TX more than I do already.
What swift response? By either of them! 🤬
Exactly. Liars always lying.
Does Trump know where he is?
Wacky losers
“…swift and effective response…”??? Fuck, even Ted Cruz got there before trump did 🤣🤣
Flattery will get you everywhere with Trump. Abbott knows it, Republicans know it, and they are using it to the max.
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Give me a break ... Ass kisser
What response?
Pathetic. Damaged people who have no business being in a position of authority. I used to live in Texas. Come on Texas, you don't need this nonsense! Vote him out. Let him go to Tyson and Paul fights on his own time and dime.
Just for information Biden and his qualified administration was quicker to response and also with FEMA he was there before the Mexican helpers came. He also talked on TV and spoke about the people who died now this idiot that’s sitting there looks like a dementia old man has no idea .please 2026💙
Look at him sitting there like a predator felon seditionist grifter Putin asslicker.
How much crypto has Abbott been paid off with, ask him please
An event that really needed a Beto takedown.
Just kiss him already and let's move on
The hand grasp at the end is so funny. It looks like one of them is about to help the other cross a puddle. But I’m not sure which is which.
A clown and his bro, both are stupid old guys.
If you ask me Governor Abbott isn't the only one in this news broadcast crippled.
Didn't it take like 72 hours for response, and haven't over 100 people died?
Trump “showing his love” for Texas.
No we don't.
Swift and effective? No one showed up from the feds till Monday.
TEXAS HATES YOU BOTH - a Texan.
Trump just loves the ass kissing no matter where he goes. This is the way he thinks all Presidents should be. Worshiped.
There’s absolutely nothing more vile and hideous than ass kissing orange-lipped men.
Deep throat.
"And all those dead kids? THEIR OWN FAULT, Mr. President."
Just imagine how much better the world would be without these two ass clowns.
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careful, Abbott. All that power and ass kisses - if mushroom man can still get it up, you're in danger of being raped maybe make sure you have someone else with you at all times. just to be safe.
Maybe not so quick or effective if the Mexican government got people there before the feds 🤷♀️
THREE DAYS before the feds, to be clear.
I would’ve gone with slow and ineffective, but Hot Wheels knows his audience.
Not only kissing ass, but also sucking cock.
Fuck Greg Abbott.
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What a load of horseshit.
what swift and effective? Noem was too busy picking out a cosplay outfit
And injecting her ugly face with more fillers.
FFS, I just threw up in my mouth. Those deaths are on their souls.
They call that ass kissing "alpha" 🤣
Another f in pep rally for Trump. He’s called a reporter stupid! And calls reporters bad and evil. Pot calling the kettle black! Get the hell out of my state. He’s praising Noem and she waited 3 days to send search and rescue
More lies
Gaslighting 5.0
Didn’t watch the felat-athon
Weird
😂
I would hope you're better positioned after killing over 150 people than you were previously.
Swift and effective response that took 72 hours to even commence? MEXICAN RECOVERY TEAMS WERE THERE DAYS before FEMA was.
I want to hear from the actual people who were affected by the flood as to how they would rate the response. Of course, if we do hear from any of them, it will be some cherry-picked individuals or paid actors that Agent Orange has bribed to speak glowingly about him.
Many of the girls from Camp Mystic were from either Dallas or Houston. Our 2 largest counties. Both of which went for Biden.
Biden didn't run? What are you talking about? Dallas did not vote for Kamala harris. If the three largest counties had a voted for her she would have won.
Camp Mystic was a private Christian summer camp for girls, which tends toward conservatism regardless of zip code.
I've seen some TV interviews from the locals who have lost their homes or people they care about, and a couple have been wearing Trump hats or shirts. Their faith is blind and toxic.
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Unbelievable. It's really true that there's no fixing stupid.
They are certain that, if he were to see the situation they are in, he would immediately bypass the bad advisors* who are undoubtedly responsible for this lack of preparation. * The Tsar cannot fail.
Two ignorant jackasses
Abbott, Cruz, Paxton..There must be a lotta,stupid fucks in Texas
Kerr County refused to use the federal $ for sirens because it came from Biden. They didn’t return the $ because they didn’t want it to go to a state that didn’t share their values. I don’t understand. www.reddit.com/r/TexasPolit...
“Thank you, Mr. President!”
How do these people not make their own skin crawl?
BS.
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Pathetic. Republicans are so pathetic and weak. Especially those in Texas. So much tough talk about standing up to tyrants and then they lick the mud from the tyrants boots.
Abbots arms need to be cut off just by implying swiftness & effectiveness! My God! SMH
The sycophancy knows no bounds.
I guess that's the reason that Abbott is trying to rig the next elections because Texas loves Trump so much...😐
Swift and effective?? Mexico’s search and rescue team, Chef Andres @wck.org, and H-E-B were there days before FEMA. The Governor is a complicit POS.
They're both as dishonest as the day is long www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/tex...
Not all fucking Texans love you.
Sitler and Mangolini
("Where am I? Where's Jeffrey?")
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The poor people who are grieving loss of loved ones may have something to say about this.
One criminally cruel person kissing up to another one. True poetry.
swift and effective? hardy har har 🙄
"Swift and effective" three day delay sending any rescue crews.
🤮🤮🤮 I can't stomach anymore brown nosing gop!
How pathetic!
"Please, Glorious Leader, may I have more FEMA money?"
(narrator voice) indeed they receive swift and effective response.. 3 long days after the floods, yes, when they arrive the ground was dry.
He's the president and he can't even stand up straight?
Watching with the sound off. Trump totally limp and disinterested until Abbott starts being fulsome, then he wakes up. Gross.
I wish this crippled bastard would speak for himself this native Texan does not love Trump never hated someone more my entire life.
Hell, go full monte and nominate him for The Noble Nobel
Barf
Swift and effective response??? 🙄
Oh fuck offfffff 🤬🤦🏽♀️😖
Taco trump was GOLFING while innocent people lost their lives because of doge cost-cutting and donald’s so-called leadership…Abbot is sticking his whole head up his ass - class act…
Ew. I need to bathe now.