Mike Johnson: "The president & I talked about that ridiculous allegation this morning. He said it's patently absurd. He's never drawn such a picture. He's never thought of drawing such a picture.' He said, 'I don't talk like that. I don't think like that.' They're literally making things up."
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Bingo!
When this guy speaks, it's worse than chalk on the board. This is the same guy who regulates his porn with his adopted son. Really?
What about the NYC skyline pictures that Trump drew and signed going up for auction?
Who knew that MAGA Mike, the guy with no bank account, the guy who "adopted" a teenaged boy when he himself was in his twenties, would frantically try to protect a child sex predator.
🤮🤢🤮🤢
Who is "they"? The Murdoch owned Wall Street Journal?
Have you heard trumps language everyday?? He sounds like a cheap used car salesman after 3 rum and cokes!
Looking forward to discovery when he is faced with his deteriorating brain hiccups like the Unabomber thing, among many.
Did Mike's porn alert sound off?
He is repulsive. 🤮
90% ? They just lie about this shit
“He doesn’t even like women!!!”
That one seems true, though.
THE GUARDIAN OF PEDOPHILES ARE THE GOP MAGA PEDO CHRISTIANS AND FUCKING MOSES MIKE JOHNSON IS TRUMP'S PEDO PROTECTOR!!!
Moses Mike Johnson is a basket case.
Now...bear with me here. The anchor dickhead could have said "hold on there tiger...he doesn't talk like that? He's literally on tape saying he grabs women by the pussy"...but no, this is American media smdh
Projection. He's literally making things up. As usual.
"In fact, he's never even used a black Sharpie!" 😂
Old enough to remember when Trump pretended to fellate a microphone at a rally last year...
Lies
how does it feel
#WWJD⁉️⁉️eh Mikey?
😂😂😂😂😂
Well Mike, let’s see if your daddy will follow through and sue WSJ and provide the evidence during discovery. Mike Johnson is grasping for straws, he knows where the is smoke, there is fire.
Oh okay then...the pedo said it's absurd. STFU.
I for one would take the grab them by the pussy guy at his word when he says he doesn't talk like that or think like that.
90% approval rating?? With himself?
Thou protest too much!
lol. Yeah ok. Except it is super easily verifiable.
Mike Johnson’s instinctive reaction towards any scandal is ‘cover up’. His involvement in child sex abuse cases in the Southern Baptist leadership is all about hiding the truth.
He'll sue in "two" weeks
This from the “leader” that allowed his caucus to vote against releasing the Epstein files? #sitthefuckdownclown
He’s a convicted sexual predator who bragged on TV about grabbing women’s private parts, not to mention telling multiple people he’d sleep with his own daughter because she’s so attractive. So, yes, creepy weasel Mikey: He IS that kind of person.
"He said "I don't talk like that except on the Access Hollywood tape, the Howard Stern show and when slandering E Jean Carroll, among countless others. It's just not who I am. I am a faithful family man except to my wives and girlfriends and victims.""
90%approval rating? What are u smoking, Mike?
Where is the line of AMERICAN'S that are FILING A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST FRUMPTY & THE REST⁉️ Let's sue his ass⁉️🤷♀️😳🤨
Haha
sure, he doesn't "talk like that" now... 22 years ago, though? dude, it's in a LEATHER bound BOOK. who he was 22 years ago was immortalized in this book.
So "And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the p***y. You can do anything." falls into what kind of speech/thought pattern?
His signature is so weird, maybe he made it like that on purpose just to add to picture /letters A woman's pubes here, a Hitler mustache there.
Fingerprint the card Test for touch dna Let’s be really transparent
Grab them by the pussy!
What’s the difference between Mike Johnson and a parrot? The parrot has more integrity .
pretty certain the orangevandal is not at 90% approval. that sounds misleading
Sure, he doesn’t cuss, doesn’t grab women by the —— doesn’t walk in on young girls in pageants, isn’t an adjudicated sexual offender, doesn’t have other credible allegations of sexual misconduct, didn’t have affairs while married and didn’t pay for sex with Stormy, & doesn’t mock disabled reporters.
Little Johnson trying to come to the rescue of Dear Leader, What kind of list is Johnson on that he can't stand up to Trump? Hmm, wonder if it has anything to do with the whole accountability promise thing he has with his son... Hey Mike, if its fake, how about u ask Maxwell, she compiled it.
Or maybe the DC Grindr list...🤣
Lol was thinking that too, wondering when that will hit.
Little Johnson has his own issues that need work www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Mikey did you forget when Trump was caught on tape saying he liked to grab women by the pussy? Did you forget when he bragged about seeing teen girls naked at the Miss Teen Pageant? Come on bruh, your ass kissing is fucking ridiculous at this point.
bsky.app/profile/robi...
Not if the FBI gets its hands on it.
#SpeakerJohnson, Trump lies to you, you then lie to us; but we know you to well.
So…the loser that spends 100% of his time “making shit up” has issues with “making shit up”? You can’t make this shit up!
* Mike Johnson is a milk toast Jesus freak hypocrite Trump yes man. *
"Milquetoast" refers to a person who is timid, meek, or unassertive. The term originated from the name of a comic strip character, Caspar Milquetoast, created by H.T. Webster, who was known for his shy While the original term is "milquetoast," it's often misspelled as "milk toast" or "milktoast".
I remember when he said if he was younger he would be dating his daughter
He never said anything about being younger. He said if she wasn't his daughter. She was 13.
WSJ doesn't publish anything without proof to back it up. They published an article that my company was about to be acquired. Leadership denied it and 4 months later we were bought and it all turned out to be true.
Poor Mike, for a Christian, especially one who has conversations with God, you'd think god would have tipped of Mike that Trump doodled all the time, even tried to doodle a hurricane away from the states by changing the direction of the storm with a sharpie. How does he explain the lies to god?
I don't even want to put myself through the torture of trying to imagine the sick thoughts bouncing around in his addled brain, but yeah, he does talk like that.
Yeah, he’s just a 34x adjudicated sex crime felon
He has the maturity level of an 11 year old. Of course he drew that.
Well if famous truth-teller Donald Trump said it . . .
Let’s all just take his word for it. After all we have only seen him on tape saying …. “Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
tRumps 'lil Johnson lying again...
That’s right. We all know that Mr. “Grab em’ in the pussy” doesn’t talk or think like that.
The flight log includes details like the date, departure and arrival codes, flight number, passenger numbers and initials, and names of passengers including Jeff Epstein, Eva Dubin, Glenn Dubin, Celina Dubin, and Ghislaine Maxwell. www.scribd.com/document/504...
If you have nothing to hide just release it all.
Shu-u-u-ur. Now pull the other leg, Mike Johnson. It has Bella on.
bells
"Grab 'em by the pussy. " He certainly DOES think and talk like that.
Trump drew boobys
I'm sure WSJ has much more damning evidence.
"A faithful witness does not lie, but a false witness breathes out lies" -Proverbs 14:5
Trump is not a victim 😏 bsky.app/profile/anno...
And his bimbo daughter laughs at that!
“I dont talk like that ever since I created this persona to swindle the masses”
Old "grab them by the pu$$y" convicted sex offender doesn't talk or think like that. 🙄
Yes the man who said “grab them by the p*ssy” would never talk or think like that. Ok
I'll answer as sir would, "bullshi+".
Poor old thing can't remember and thinks that means it didn't happen. I've known old people like that. Sad...
This is the same Johnson who said Trump has a 90% approval rating. He lies. Daily
Who is gonna break it to him?
truth doesn't matter anymore, that's from their playbook FAFO
Shut the fuck up mike, the letter is true, he’s not filling a lawsuit because he knows it’s true. Stop with the lies and everyone hates the piece of shit too. Delusional little prick
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... ⬇️
Trump's America Where the Phony Christian Speaker of the House Supports the Devil and Everything he stands for.
Yup informed it’s a lie by trumpyshitshispants himself, but I’m sure Ms Maxwell has a different more truthful version, especially as it’s all been encased in leather, perhaps the dems should make an art of a deal with her ✌️
Two real geniuses. The moron on the left means he hadn’t been caught, see “secret” comment at the end. 🤦🏻♂️
Trump: Carson is "an enigma to me." "That's like, you know, I could say, they say you don't cure - as an example, child molester. You don't cure these people. You don't cure the child molester." www.onlineathens.com/story/news/n...
I think Mike meant to say he’s at 90% disapproval rating.
The threshold to being a Republican in good-standing today is you must be perfectly at ease defending a child rapist.
He may not have actually drawn it. But is he denying that he *signed* it?
The first thing that everyone recognizes about Trump is his refined and polished language
The allegations aren't ridiculous at all, Mikey the Stooge.....and discovery is a bitch.
Laughable. 🙄
No kidding
“I like to grab them by the pussy” Man is wondering why everyone thinks he wrote it
First off, at first I thought this was Faux News. Crazy how the oligarch buyout of MSM has drastically changed the new broadcasting landscape. Second, let Trump sue, and bring it to discovery. Wouldn’t be surprised if this bday letter is a false flag for Murdoch to back down and give Trump a win.
Also, Johnson claiming a 90% approval rating on CNN? If true, goes to show you CNN has been bought out by the oligarchs or Johnson is just straight up lying. Trump is underwater in every single poll from what I seen. Especially ones regarding his base support.
Keep protecting him, Mike. It has worked out so well for all the others.
Yet.. the GOP block the release of the files and block Maxwell from testifying.
Hey, Mike, here’s how he talks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNJG...
Black guys get profiled for their skin color just for walking down the street with a hoodie. Trump literally was best friends with Epstein, convicted of sexual assault, lies, Access Hollywood, etc. but people believe he’s a saint. You can’t make this shit up 🤦🏻♂️
Is that why he said on TV he'd like to scr*w his daughter?
I often wonder about that 11-yr-old child Mike Johnson adopted as a single 25-yr-old. 🧐 Why indeed....🤔
I believe 100% that Trump didn’t write it. There is no way he knows about, let alone would correctly use, the words “nor” & “enigma”. I just feel for the flunky he had write it for him after listening to Trump describe his relationship w/ Epstein. God only knows what he heard to end up writing that
. Forensic psychiatrist Dr. Bandy Lee on Trump's mental decline. Video. 1 hr., 21 min. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VI9...
Chief toady to the rescue 🛟 The guy that said he liked to “ grab them by the pussy “ in the Access Hollywood tapes, would never stoop to sending a cringe worthy birthday card to his bestie Epstein.
The problem with lying is that if you ever do tell the truth, nobody believes you anyway. Everyone else learned that in kindergarten.
Mike is on a trip to see satan when this shit is all done. He is a pedo diddler too, ask his fake “son”.
Why is the Speaker of the House running interference for President Trump against sex-crime accusations? Any competent politician would have put a President on a leash to provide this sort of public cover.
Well they made up this entire presidency and sham of an election so, not surprising.
When you sell out for all to be a christo facist
so….why is Mike talking to the president about this????
lol Mikey, he did that all before the dementia set in.
Blah…blah…blah…prove it…release the Epstein files
"the serpent decieved me, and I ate"
It doesn’t exist. Obama wrote it. Those easy lies didn’t work so Johnson tells us the next step… Go after the media so they’ll stop the stories.
In Trump Speak that equals: ITS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY TRUE!
Oh yeah, he’s gonna sue just because he told them it was bogus, and they don’t believe him? Go figure.
Trump and Johnson are liars. They ALWAYS lie.
The discovery for the trump vs. Wall Street Journal epstein 50th birthday letter case is going to go really well for the WSJ! 1/2 🧵 Lolita Express... "Enigmas never age" = Gamines never age. Gamine: 1. a girl who hangs around on the streets 2. a small playfully mischievous girl (Merriam-Webster)
trump vs. Wall Street Journal epstein 50th birthday letter: Discovery 2/2 🧵 “I’ve known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” ― donald j. trump
Has he met DT?
What a smug, small man.
Of course he would say that. Except we know Trump draws a lot. We have pictures of buildings and skylines he drew. It very much looks like his style. Trump wrote a fawning birthday card to Epstein about their secret lives. Would raping underaged girls be one of those secrets? Money laundering?
It’s another Opposite Day sponsored by Mike Johnson and Trump.
It’s in a bound book… I understand that reading books isn’t exactly his style, but it does make it a bit harder to deny.
A fork-tongued devil masquerading as a man of God.
President Pedophile thinks and talks exactly like that.
Conservative Christians are extremely comfortable with covering for pedophiles. I'm sure trump isn't the first one he has covered for.
Wow. They just lie constantly. It's like the truth just doesn't even occur to republicans.
But Wait, there’s more! People that have followed Trump way before he ran for office all say they have seen similar Trump hand draw greeting cards over the years sent to other friends. So…… Just wait
We could see if he'd take a lie detector test... Then again, there may not be a model strong enough...might have to invent one with some kind anti meltdown mechanism
Follow the money. Follow the money. Follow the money. Follow the money. No talking or artistic interpretation involved.
He's LITERALLY been caught on recordings proving he does INDEED think and "talk like that". en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Don't be fooled, Trump does draw. His drawings have even been sold at auction. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/u...
The only thing “ridiculous” is if people don’t believe it by now.
Seven Mountain Mike is either a credulous idiot or a consummate lier. And we all know his God’s commandment about lying. 🤷♂️
The grab em by the pu×÷y guy is not the type to create a vulger drawing? Um
You mean the guy that can't remember appointing Jerome, said he's never thought of drawing such a picture? Did he forget that too? #dementiadon
Apparently "Thou Shall Not Lie" is no longer a core principle in Little Johnsons religion.
Lil’ Mikey’s assertion that Donny Dipshit’s at 90%, whilst fox owner Murdoch’s newspaper asserts that the paedo-in-chief sent Epstein a bizarre 50th birthday letter. Is Lil’ Mikey calling Murdoch a liar?!!!
Never ThOuGhT to draw such a picture. He always has to take the lie one step too far. It would be less curious to joke that you couldn't draw a nude lady well enough for it to be recognizable. Freaking Saint you are sir. More like freaking Satan.
But Trump definitely talked with his Uncle John about how he taught the Unabomber at MIT.
LOL
The 'fairytales' are frightening! Doesn't talk like that...? Play the clip of felon 'storytelling' on Arnold Palmer (was it?) and his penis size..
Because some of their old friends are on the list too. (*cough-cough-Clinton*)
The man who talks about famous golf players’ dicks on the campaign trail would never think of drawing a picture of a naked woman. Mkay.
Smarmy is going to sit with the Devil for all these bold faced lies. And what he covers up. Given him and his kid's porn addiction, Mike on the list? I won't be surprised anymore with dirty Repubs.
If he's been in Trumps company much at all, I know he's seen the foulness. And still he lies.
90% approval rating?
So, evangelical Christians are pro pedophile now?
I’m pretty sure they always have been
I knew a lot of them were keen pedophiles, I just hadn’t seen many of them publicly supporting other pedophiles as they are doing now. Merica is in trouble.
Yeah he doesn't talk like that folks, get a grip ! Oh wait... www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVKu...
He isn't saying he doesn't talk vulgar. He is saying he doesn't talk out a two person conversation just himself. And it weakens the evidence not to acknowledge the strangeness or writing down a fake two-person conversation. Trump raped an underage girl, this typed letter is contextually odd.
He just talks about grabbing women by the pussy, nothing to see here.
I think he actually believes that the rest of the human race has the memory of a goldfish
Mike has Trump’s Johnson in his mouth on a daily basis
Smarmy Mike…
johnson is an embarrassment to this country and humanity
That’s as good as a confirmation to me
Sure, Mike Johnson. And he never said he grabs women by the p*$$y or went on a live radio talk show and bragged about just going into the teens' dressing room at pageants to look them over when they were partially or totally naked.
A deeply “religious” man covering for an alleged pedophile…
Denial is always his first go-to response. He couldn't stop them, so he thinks he can sue them into silence.
The lies flow so easily off his lips like shit out of a dogs ass
In your wildest dreams
Then sue them. But they won't 🤔
The one making things up is Trump's Little Johnson.
false
Imagine being a 'deeply religious' man and protecting a pedophile.
90% approval!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought Mike Johnson said he knows nothing about it…and spineless speaker knows TACOs filthy language and locker room talk he uses behind the scenes. He can convince himself all he wants, but everyone knows they both lie like a rug.
The man who said "Grab 'em by the pussy" would never write a lewd letter, or draw a dirty picture.
He’s saying this as if we all didn’t hear the access Hollywood tape
He's saying this as if Trump didn't pretend to blow a microphone at a rally before the election
Big Senator's-Wife-Standing-Behind-Him-At-Lectern energy
Says the guy who mutually monitors his porn consumption with his son.
now roll Access clip u lil fucktard mike - and gfy
90% approval rating 😆😆😆 "They're literally making things up!"
He doesn’t talk like that now because he has cankle induced dementia, but tRump’s vocabulary was much better 20+ years ago.
What, 5th grade level instead of 3rd? 🥉
5th graders know the word enigma.
😂 true
"They're literally making things up" ... he said after eating his third cat of the morning.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
OR—hear me out— he doesn’t fucking remember doing it because he’s senile
You might be right. Narcissistic sociopaths believe their own lies, and will defend it with conviction.
The most resilient?!?! My God, that man is a thin skinned, little snowflake, and the least resilient person on the planet
1. He probably didn’t draw the picture. 2. His mental decline means he no longer uses language like that. 3. The secret is raping children.
Kinda feel like Rupert Murdoch and the team at WSJ did some pretty heavy vetting before they published this. It's not like some guy gave it to them at a gas station and they just ran with it. 🙄
The crew who said the Epstein files were a treasure trove of bad hombres is suddenly claiming it’s nothing more than an old Rolodex that Dems are obsessed with releasing. I mean even their dumbest of supporters have stopped listening to this line of bullshit, & that’s why they are in complete chaos.
Doesn't talk like that. Uh Access Hollywood tape, much?
He doesn't talk like that www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHuo...
Johnson is such an A$$hole
So Comey, fired by Trump, was still in office under Merrick Garland?
And then the interviewer played him the Hollywood Access tape, right? RIGHT?
Mike Johnson is an enabler, he's a sinful evil man.
Who? The little pig with a porn monitor on his phone?
And 3rd in line for the presidency.
perfect reason to release the files and enjoy the love of being exonerated
It’s the fucking Wall Street Journal and it’s owned by Rupert Murdoch. There’s no fucking way that they would have printed this if it was not 100% verified. Trump is the monster Murdoch created. There is something way bigger underneath all of this and it’s coming. Buckle up, buttercups.
Holding...
Are you suggesting that no publication owned by Murdoch would ever resort to being dishonest?
No, I’m not suggesting that I’m suggesting that for them to make this story up to hurt Trump would make the least amount of sense of anything that I’ve seen to date It would mean that Murdoch and the Oligarchs are ready to move on to JD Vance Not completely crazy
I agree…but Will his personal propaganda outlet start reporting and making a stink over it? Will Hannity and Ingraham start talking? Probably not…at least until it looks absolutely obsolete for MAGA.
Supposedly Trump just sued Murdoch and if that’s true a change could be a foot. Hannity, Ingram and the other fools all take their direction from him not Trump.
We are living in interesting times. Shitty, but interesting.
Micro Johnson says he talks to God If someone says they talk to God we think they're religious and very pious. If someone says they talk to go through their toaster, we think they're crazy. Apparently the difference between religion and insanity is the presence or absence of toaster.
This from a guilty man
So was Johnson there when Trump and Epstein were partying together, you know he's seen the pictures. His bootlicking has reached epic proportions
Remember, narcissists NEVER do anything wrong, you can’t prove they did, and anyone who says they didn’t jealous.
He’s on camera and recording talking like that and thinking like that
