Tuberville: "Democrats tried to change this country into a socialist-communist country for the last four years. These people need to lawyer up and they need to find out really what it's really like to be under the gun -- putting their hand up, testifying in front of people all over this country."
Obviously republicans can only get people with no morals or conscience to run for them. All they are is shills for billionaire interests.
the fuck is he even talking about. no such thing happened the last four years.
Fvck you TomTom.
Auburn sucks.
Ole tommy doesn't know the meaning of socialism or communism.
Or the US Constitution.
Yup. When running for the senate, he didn't know the 3 branches of government.
And his party still acts like there is just one, as Congress and the Supreme Court cede power to a would-be dictator.
True
Sigh
How many GQP nutbags have ignored subpoenas? www.npr.org/sections/its...
Ha. He is gonna get his comeuppance when elections roll around.
He is a disgrace. Maybe there should be an IQ test to be qualified to run for office.
Do it you Pussy!
He’s not from Alabama, and he doesn’t live in Alabama. There’s a reason he’s not running for reelection in the senate either. And it’s not because he’ll be governor of a state he doesn’t even live in!
Fuk that braindead knuckle dragging cousin humping POS
Christofascists like Tuberville should lawyer up
They really like to focus on the dumbest strata of humans. And Tommy always shows up there.
Mmm. socialist-communist. Is that a flavor now?
Promoting show trials
Democrats don’t need to lawyer up, they need to arm up.
Coach Tupperware should stick to his Russian talking points.
Fuck that moron Tuberville.
Someone want to tell Weinerville that if any1 in Amsrica wants to feel the risk of being "under the gun" all we have to do is walk in a public school? Fuck this jerk off and fuck every1 of you who put him in the position to have a platform to spew his idiotic bullshit.
I am actually curious, does he believe the garbage that comes oit of his mouth? I don't see how anyone able to run a football team, let alone a campaign for Senate, could say and believe this kind of bs.
Tuberville is a very, very stupid man.
Tommy is suffering from CTE
No, you can't get a brain injury when you don't have a brain to begin with.
Good point
I've always liked the term smoothbrain. It isn't derived from a real medical condition, so you can't hurt anyone besides the one you're insulting.
Tuberville turned Auburn into a JV team vs Saban’s ‘Bama teams 2 and 6
Said the ex-college football coach/highest paid PUBLIC EMPLOYEE in his state. Jack hole
I quit caring anything about football jocks decades ago back in college when a football player in the same dorm as me, used to walk around the hallway unzipped and displaying his shortcomings. Hilariously, they were distinct shortcomings.
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But socialism for billionaires is A-okay!
Jeff Tiedrich: We've arrived at DEFCON Hillary.
On June 14, 2018, DURING DJT's PRESIDENCY, the Department of Justice's Office of the Inspector General released its report on the FBI's and DOJ's handling of Clinton's investigation, finding no evidence of political bias and lending support for the decision to not prosecute Clinton.
Seems to me they have already done that too many times to count
that's a weird way to say Republican.
A reminder that Tubberville, Grassley, Burchett, Bondi, and other MAGA under oath or in a deposition, would be as bad as Trump. Trumo, in the E Jean Carrol depositiondoubled down on why he thought being a star had its advantages in sexually assaulting women. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4G...
Wangdangdoodleville has some thoughts on the subject
Why is this flaming idiot even in government, or is idiocy now a prerequisite
Just another fucking idiot I hope I live long enough to see wearing prison stripes.
Coach, "under the gun"??? THIS is your dream for socialist-communists ??? This is not Trumpistan, this is America !! Tommy, take off your pads, go sit on the far end of the bench and shut up. You can't be in the game any longer.
F**k him.🖕
Coach Potatoville serves his rich friends, who want socialism for the rich to continue. Democrats tried to deliver the policies and change that most Americans want. Next!
Christ!!! These morons are stupid.
Tuberville is a provably observable dolt who mimics the ignorance which propels him. But people are waking up!
"a socialist-communist country" ..... Why will those words cause untold number of Americans to shit their pants? The rest of the world just laughs and says, "Yeah, right. Idiot"
This guy needs to take a long walk off a short pier. What a fucking POS.
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Does ANYONE care what TT says? I know I don’t. He is a fraud.
Keep telling yourself that, dumb fuck.
go back to football bro … oh yeah, you sucked at that too. oops
FTT FMAGA
Let him run for Gov of AL and get him out of our Senate already.
Hypocrites on parade.
Is Tommy on the list?
Fuck you Tommy, you fucking traitor!
Please ask him to define socialist-communist
His stupidity hurts my brain!
Whiny BS. It’s all a distraction. Keep encouraging everyone to respond with “TrumÞ is a r@pist and a p€d0.”
Time to hit the showers
Republicans need to be called out for what they are becoming… Unpatriotic & massively ignorant POS’s.
Another dementia addled con man.
The Republican Party is trash.
Oh they big scared and madz now.
Trump's turning it into a playground for sadists & pedophiles. So there's that.
Look at Foghorn Leghorn get all excited about the possibility of prosecuting a black man who had the gall to run this country!
You mean a country where century-old anti-trust laws were actually being enforced for the first time since the Carter administration?
Out of curiosity, what does socialism and communism mean in the US?
Nothing.
So show trials.
what a looser
Read that reporter’s mind during tubby’s drivel. He knows…
Blah, Blah, Blah fuc@en Blah. I have seen 4 year olds talk more sense!
Sit down and STFU, you dimwitted moron. Stop all the government subsidies to Alabama (paid for by California) and we’ll talk about socialism!!
He was born too early
Fuck off Tubbs
Because fascist nazism is so much better.
Dude is a pea brain with CTE.
America has a problem. Government-bought television networks and politicians who abuse their oaths. Not to mention that orange guy.
This is the guy who couldn’t correctly name the three branches of government.
Will someone please fucking push back and just ask how.
Hunny, you Nazi Dictator leader is the one lawyer-ing up? Old, racist boomer will believe anything
Seems like Tupperware needs burping. What a moron, sheesh!
If Tuberville does not know that Alabama has not contributed any money to the United states for more than 150 years, he should not be running for its Gov. If it weren't for Democratic Socialism, Alabama would flat on its back. Signed, Alabama native and War Eagle.
Really tubby, you stupid fool? You think anyone takes you seriously? Spoiler alert - they don't!
I bet they will lawyer up let’s be real if you had the evidence go fucking arrest them already. Pussy
First, this clown wouldn’t know communism if it bit him on the ass, and secondly he can fuck off with his metaphorical violence against democrats bullshit.
this guy couldn’t tell you what the difference between the two is if you had him at gunpoint.
Let's try it and see.
Tuberville is such a putz!
You can’t be a socialist and communist at the same time. The man has rocks in his head.
That's a lot of words to say "please please forget the Epstein stuff."
Blah, blah, blah another dummy speaks again! The guy couldn’t name the 3 branches of government? I know he couldn’t explain the difference between communism, socialism and social democracy! They are all either the most evil bastards to ever live or as dumb as the idiots who voted for them!!
Fuck off Florida Man.
why aren't they asking "are you spending this break at your house in Florida?"
Oh, Tommy. You really don’t want to be bringing up guns right now.
"These people need to lawyer up" ....for what?????
Kangaroo courts.
OK, but still what will be the accusation???
I say this in all seriousness: he is the dumbest member of the Senate by far and top 5 in all of Congress, but I'd have to really think about that one.
Tuberville is very much one the generationally butt hurt about losing the civil war and trying to use tRump as a means to get some victory, all of these years later.
“Trump has a mandate the eliminate half of the federal government as we know it, BUT DEMS TRIED TO ENACT THEIR OWN POLICY WHEN THEY HAD POWER, THEY CANT DO THAT!”
Is there ANYONE in Congress dumber than this fuckwit?
No
Marsha Blackburn sends her greetings from TN.
MAGA are all low-caliber, low-iQ
Actually a senator, but yes there are many as idiotic
Actually Congress is bicameral and consists of the House and the Senate.
I stand corrected
De nada.
Markwayne and Ron Johnson are in the running. Is Louis Gohmert still around? There are way more contenders for that title in the house.
Nope. I think he's the dumbest.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Yeah, her and Handjob Granny are right up there, but I still think he's tops in the dumbass department.
Boebert?
He does have some competition
They'd have to actually work hard to beat #RememberTheQuitter
Possibly my Jr senator, Markwayne Mullin, but it's close. 😉
I'd say he's top three in the Senate, for sure.
If you don't think this guy would be happy to see you dead, you're not listening.
The feeling is mutual.
Yes, yes limited hack politician from Ark., possibly too many footballs bounced off his head. But it says much more about the voters and what triggers their emotions and their votes.
Someone needs to slap the accent outta this "good ol' boy"
Will he go under oath and tell us he really isn't from Alabama? He lived in Florida when he ran.
Buttery males make an apprearance they forget how much time and money they spent trying to go after these people with Benghazi and hunter and butterymales, and yet they've all forgotten signal gate. It's difficult to convince someone of something when their income depends on them being ignorant
Fuck you, Tommy.
What we have now instead is fascism.
This shit be getting scary
Another white old fascist supporting the orange mentally ill pedophile.
Tuberville's head looks like what happens when you don't fully inflate a balloon
Tuberville is the gold standard for stupid comments.
Stop giving this clown, press
Our economy since Jan 20, 2025 is more state-controlled than at almost any time in its history.
My gawd. He's such a moron. Every time he opens his mouth, his moroness shows even more.🤮💩
Why do the GOP keep electing these dim wits?
Dumb as a sack of hair.
He knows how to blow a dog whistle
Probably knows how to blow a dog.
That boy ain’t right in the head.
We have officially become a banana republic.
I get sick everytime I look at this POS and think about him winning Doug Jones senate seat.
Tommy Tuberville, the leading candidate for Alabama's next governor.
Every time I read something he has said I feel brain cells dying.
He's nuttier and dumber than Trump, believe it or not.
Tommy Fivehead is too stupid to prove anything against anyone
America is decending into anarchy! Everyone should be afraid.
Hillary ate their lunch where she testified before Congress.
Today, Ron Johnson isn't the dumbest senator.
America should be so lucky!
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How do you tell someone is ignorant and a liar….Tuberville is insane
Dumbass doesn't know what communism is and I will take whatever we had before over fascism.
Yet the gulags didn't appear until the Republicans received total power. Weird.
Good grief. Please look up “socialist” and “communist” in Webster’s dictionary. I’m not sure you understand the definitions.
I'm pretty sure that Tommy Boob-Tuberville suffers from traumatic brain injury.
Ugh. Democrats are only inches to the left of Canadian conservatives. Gop like to talk about socialism without actually knowing what it is.
Yeah, and you guys turned it into a Moronocracy by electing morons like you.
Republicans can’t even protect kids at a camp. Lol
Please give some medication and restrain this guy. His bullshit is going to get people killed. These guys dont understand that the rabid crazy brainless hardcore MAGA crowd will act on this kind of rhetoric
Says the dumb fk who didnt know the 3 branches of gov
Our words no longer have meaning. Stop using them. I'm a human, we all know we have a corrupt politician problem. (Let them believe it's the others side) And that is the only thing you want to change and fix. Total transparency. Use populism and rebranding to achieve a progressive result
The guy is a f*cking freak
The poster child for the idiocracy.
"Are the socialist-communists in the room with you now, Tommy?"
could he be any MORE stupid than he already is? i don’t want to hear from anyone who can’t even name the 3 branches of govt as a sitting US senator
Blowhard #RememberTheQuitter says he's running for our governor's position after Granny governor retires. Trust me these Birmingham will vote hard blue. But the sea of red redneck Alabamians will vote this asshole straight in. Despite fact he sold his home over a year ago & been living in FL since
What an asshole
Tommy Tuberville couldn’t coach a salad bar, let alone speak on democracy. “Socialist-communist”? Buddy, Biden could barely get certain student loans forgiven. This guy thinks testifying under oath is communism—no, that’s just called accountability. Learn the difference, coach.
That man is so steeped in stupid, nonsense just tumbles out.
Funny, I don't remember Democrats nationalizing all businesses and industries or abolishing private property.
What the fuck is uncle touchy on about now?
Man, I loath him.
This guy is a second runner up behind trump for the brainless twit award.
I'll say it for all those thinking it: what a dumb fuck
He is not as dumb as it seems (though he is that too). He is a fascist. He wants to dominate people and this is how he does it.
No, he is incredibly dumb. All fascists are ultimately dumb people, who try to portray themselves as smart, to fool people even dumber than they are.
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Thank you.
My pleasure💐
From the dumbest state outside of Mississippi.
& that dumbass warmonger Tuberville doesn’t even live in Alabama, he lives in a Florida beach house & has for 20 years
Thanks….i can’t listen to him
I mean he does come from the lead state of educational excellence that is Alabama so
He's so dumb he mispronounces his own last name🤣🥴
Really? His own name? YIKES!
yeah. It's spelled tuberville (tooberville) but he says tubberville (like a wash tub)
It's actually pronounced "Potatohead".
"Dumbfuck" in some languages
Jesus! Are they all on drugs on the hill or what???? Unbelievable!
Epstein. Distraction.
I challenge anyone to name a dumber person who has ever served in the Senate. Alabama, seriously! 🤦♂️ Forrest Gump would be better, and he’s fictional.
Markwayne Mullen? Maybe they could provide us with some entertainment by putting on a debate.
A debate would be awesome! Biff versus Forrest.
This is they guy who filibustered every military appointment for Biden term, he's not just dumb, he's maliciously intentionally malignantly stupid
Tubby doesn’t know what the hell he is taking about! He is as dumb as a rock 🪨!
Blather bullshit from a half-wit cult member desperately trying to keep in the graces of his cult leader. What a loser.
The dumbest sack of shit in congress has spoken. Threats from Fattyville - what a shock.
What a schmuck. But Bama fans knew this long before the rest of the country did.
He's a idiot
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
So why do so many Americans go into a state of shock when the word is mentioned? They can't all have been bitten by a socialist as a child.
If he only had a brain.
Tuberville got hit in his head one too many times with a football.
Should have been a hammer
🤣
Oh look…a couple more Trumpford Wives!
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Does he understand the Speech and Debate Clause doesn’t shield him from slander charges for venting on Faux News?
You first coach Fash!
Going through great lengths to rebrand communism
These people are crazy.
I just wish, once, some fucker would ask these idiots.... "Define Socialist?"
Especially _this_ idiot.
Oh tubs?
If and when they do that, these Trumpholes won't believe them.
Is the communism in the room with us?
Tuberville is talking out his A*s. He obviously has no idea what socialists & communists actually are.
2025 McCarthyism led by the dumbest man in the Senate
They don’t know what any of those words mean
And now they're escalating and threatening their political rivals. If they want to stop being compared to Nazis, they really need to stop behaving like them. Then again, Nazis got their playbook from the confederates, so I guess it makes sense it's come full circle.
Lock him up
We simply must stop electing idiots to run our country.
Fuck that barnyard football-addled hick.
He is SO effin' stupid!
Someone should ask him to define socialism or communism.
Ask him what "socialist-communist" means and watch the smoke billow from his ears as the last remaining gear in his brain locks up.
So says Tommy Tubesteak, the Judas of Texas Tech
Him first.
Was this said today or in 1962?
