🎯 get ready y’all

Maybe Alaska's the territory Trump's ceding back to Putin ... ?

NEW NEW: is anything anything anymore

Gulf of Putin has a nice ring.

100% of Republicans will now say, "Well actually, yes, Russia has earned Alaska." or some such insane BS.

Not yet.

People still talking after Russian hoax

After this weekend it might be? Art of the deal or some shit, idk.

No but Russia did own it until America bought it, lots of unused resources, no wonder Putin wants to go there 😂

Could be soon. I believe there is a trade in the making.

There’s no penguins in Russia

Nor Alaska. Indigenously anyway.

Plenty of chickens though.

That's why there's no tarrifs on either Russia or Alaska.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqZP...

Not at the moment, but I don’t think we should allow the president back once he’s gone, especially back from there

Maybe it will be soon?

No one said all the land Trump wants to cede to end the war is in Ukraine.

Q: Since when is Russia a bottom?

Get the sharpie!

Future: Which predator occupies the White House

You can see it from the house.

Sarah Palin is finally proved correct.

With trump it soon will..

It might be this time next week.

Russia gonna pay back that $7.2M purchase and take Alaska home.

In 2024 Alaska was America. In 2025, Trump gave it to Putin as a gift for winning him the election.

By 2026, this administration will be saying that Alaska was always part of Russia.

Who was POTUS when Putin invaded Ukraine?

Maybe he was celebrating Christmas in July recently? In White Christmas, the female leads have a brother working in Alaska & make reference to him being out of the country (since the film pre-dates 1959).

It will be with trump's "tough"* TACO negotiating.

Might be by Friday!

Is Alaska in Russia, yet given trump's track record with putin it will be soon

Ask Sara Palen.

🫠 "I was told there would be no geography"

Palin was right, she could see Russia from her house

Well our clown may decide to give up dirt - I’m mean he is super stupid! Doesn’t have any problem advocating for Ukraine to cede land since putin invaded a sovereign country unprovoked!

Will be Alaska one of his payments to Putin for his presidency?

he probably already promised to give Alaska back to Russia before the meeting so technically they’ll be in Russia. The good news is there would be 2 less MAGA Senators.

a: not quite yet

Not yet.

Damn trump is still speaking!? bsky.app/profile/toma...

Sarah Palin warned us about Russia invading Alaska

Does she know about Trump?

Putin says Alaska is Russia Trump says Alaska is Russia Hey Alaskans , Do you agree?

I do NOT agree!

Ask that murkowski lady how deals w/ djt work out…

No 😭 unfortunately a lot of these fucks probably will cheer for it

youtu.be/_HYN-wow8zg?...

Sarah Palin will finally be able to see Russia from her living room.

Right, but everyone else should take a cognitive test.

Ask Sarah Palin!

He said he was going to Russia more than once. And nobody blinked an eye. Literally… no blinking, just a dead-inside-stare into the cameras.

I know! I thought it was strange on top of strange that no one even tried to correct him. Such pathetic people.

You can’t ever tell emperor that he has no clothes.

Das ist ein interessanter Punkt! Ich dachte, es gäbe keine Pinguine in Russland, aber jetzt höre ich, dass es vielleicht doch welche gibt?

I guess in his Swiss cheese brain, he's already given AK back to Russia.

In an Austrian satirical zine today: "BEST DEAL. Trump buys Alaska from Putin."

I fully expect Putin to trick our mentally incompetent president into giving Alaska back to Russia.

For free.

FUTURE: Alaska is now in Russia?

Not yet.😉

Do we actually know the answer to that last question at the moment? There is a greater than zero chance that Trump will give it to Putin.

President Biden refuse to give back Alaska in January 2024. Maybe this time agent Krasnov will say yes?

Selling it back

I think the orange taco giving Putin Alaska!

Not yet

“Seward…who people say made a really big folly”

Sacrifices needed to be made to give Putin a peace deal.

Big W for Sarah Palin.

Might be soon... 🤷🏼

Well, ye did buy it off Russia in 1867 for $7.2 million.

That's the story we've all been told, anyway.

Hopefully it's trumps self exile extraction point.

It will be soon enough.

Maybe that's his peace deal, end the war, and give Alaska to Russia.

Did he just let the next “distraction” slip out?

In Russia yet?

No, but they can see Russia thru the window

maybe he’s giving putin alaska

Well, now we know what land Russia will get in the “land swap.” That will really screw over Lisa Murkowski, and Sarah Palin’s front window will actually be in Putin’s Russia.

It’s part of the Ukrainian Appease Plan (Noble Price Edition).

Technically at this point — yes. We’ve clearly been invaded.

Hope he didn’t give it to Putin already, but who knows anymore.

No reporting thus far on Alaska’s new location

Do we know yet if Alaska's a gift for the felon's most beloved dictator Putin???

He needs to protect White House from the protests that are coming after he cedes Alaska to Russia in exchange for pulling out of Ukraine.

It will be shortly.

So Sarah Palin was right after all!

The real question is, how far can he go? Large parts of the California Coast were Russian. Arguably part of the Motherland, right?

Lisa Murkowski is going to be disappointed in Trump yet again but will not do anything differently.

And her friend from Maine will be concerned.

No. But it is in one of two countries that haven't signed on to the ICC, which has a warrant for the Fat Fuck's Vladdy Daddy's arrest

It was, and apparently it will be again if Trump sells it.

I wonder how we got here 🤔

Old: Louis 16th and Marie Antoinette with all their hierarchy New: American Oligarchs joined by illegitimate President and his minions Same ending , sooner rather than later

It is after he gives Alaska back to Putin.

Sounds like it's gonna be.

Pootin’ can see Alaska from his house

I can see Russia from my front door.

Where are you?

It will be after Trump meets with Putin.

Old: Who was president in 2020? NEW: I’m Russia in Alaska

William Seward would like a word!

Anybody heard from Murkowski? Hope she’s still super proud of her support of the big brutal bill.

It might be soon.

Not yet.

I hope the mosquitos are eating both 😡

Maybe...maybe trump is planning to sell or give Alaska back to Russia. I'm sure Putin thinks Russia got a bad deal.

D J Trump

I mean, if Palin can see it from her backyard, it must be in Alaska, right?

I thought the same thing when I listened to that press conference... and no one questioned any of it. @sykescharlie.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @adamkinzinger.substack.com

depends on what Putin offers Trump for personal enrichment

If Vlad tells Trump to give him Alaska, Trump will give him Alaska. Donnie is Vladi's puppet.

Trump can give Alaska back to Russia, but only if Sarah Palin MUST be included.

about to throw a rager like it’s 1855th

I heard Russia, too!

Imagine if Biden had said that Jake Tapper would have written a tome

It might be again when Putin’s done with Trump.

Ridiculous.

Well we do know that Palin can see Russia out her back door. Maybe they can meet in her kitchen.

History isn’t his strength…😉🤷🏼‍♀️ history.state.gov/milestones/1...

NY Times: Trump makes a valid point that Alaska is closer to Russia and should be considered theirs

bsky.app/profile/real...

Don't ask Sarah Palin.

someone gonna party like it's 1855

I mean yeah, this administration is kind of the second wind of the era of Robber Barons which was around that time

This time strip them of their wealth. And their families, and their families extended families, throw everyone who received any of that money in jail forever. Throw away the key. Our mistake was letting these people keep the money through slavery, through horrific exploitation.. only to do it again.

i picked the year to predate both seward's folly and fort sumter

We're going to find out we're oppressing Russian minorities there, who knew?

One suspects that's for a later meeting. This time, Putin will let Trump know how much he needs to get from Ukraine before he starts telling folks that we're oppressing Russian minorities there.

Putin's Special Envoy (sanctioned) is floating joint development, including a Bering Strait Tunnel (rail) to move (steal) "rare earths". Guess who likes to bore tunnels? Russian asset Elon.

Russia has claimed Alaska in recent history.

Might be after Friday's meet and defeat.

I keep expecting Russia is going to ask for some of the islands, and Trump will be like, “Sure, they are useless to me.” But in actuality they are good fishing grounds, or have some defensive purpose, etc.

if you live in 1866, the answer is YES!

Well, Alaska used to be Russian; like Ukraine, he may think about reclaiming it?

It probably will be Saturday morning.

Just like the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of America

I’m thinking he probably plans to give Alaska to Vladimir Putin as a token of his undying friendship.

...and Murkowski will welcome Putin on the tarmac. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I could see the Republicans shrugging and saying, "That'll work!"

Will Lisa Murkowski feel betrayed again?

if so she should avoid windows, stairs, and tea

Door knobs and par benches too.

*park benches

I feel a strongly worded letter coming on.

Was and probably will be. VOTE.

We are in the stupidest version of the Matrix

Yikes ..Guam is closer to Hong Kong ..are we giving GUAM away too?

Give Puerto Rico back to Spain?

Maybe Trump is subconsciously trying to say he is leaving the US to his new homeland, Russia. 🤞

Not yet. The meeting deciding how to divide up territory is on Friday.

Can you imagine the hysteria from MSM if Biden thought Alaska was Russia! Instead Crickets when President Rapey McPedo farts out this twaddle. Such double standards. That's why billionaires should not be allowed to control most media companies.... pure reich wing propaganda and indoctrination.

Alaska is in Russia when you consider Putin has posters talking about taking Alaska back and we all know #trump is a Putin puppet. Never a worse time to live in Alaska soon to be ruskies

If you live in Sonoma County, CA, you better stock up your ushanka hats ...

Anything from Murkowski yet? 🙄

I heard the Russians were told Alaska is theirs. Something about a reneged deal??

Not yet

Trumps gift to Putin. Just to stiff Canada I suspect.

FUTURE: Why did Ukraine invade Russia?

Trump is Krasnov, so … Yes

Maybe after Friday

Sarah Palin was right. "See Russia from my back yard", was her way of saying that "Russia is watching and waiting" - they were close, too close, and we let them in.

Putin thinks it is-

Trump had ceded Alaska to Russia Trump was ordered by Putin PTL We all saw this coming Lisa Murkowski is now part of the poliboro & has voted for Putin Doing what is best for Alaska & of course what is best for Lisa PTL

After the meeting on Friday, Alaska just may belong to Russia!

Will we get a refund?

Soon it will be

I’ll give Russia red state Alaska for Ukraine. Good trade. Make sure Murkowski and Palin are in state at the time.

The World's Greatest Negotiator will sell it to Russia for a KFC gift card.

It is now.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_...

Arrest Putin in Alaska

Maybe she COULD see it from her house. Huh.

"I can see russia from my house!"

🤣😂

They will meet in the pack ice. On the border, a Russian and an American nuclear submarine. Just a ping. Thin ice and then break through. A table, two camping chairs, a bottle of vodka.

Did Taco cut a deal with Senator Murkoski about trading Putin for AK just for kicks?

Putin will promise whatever Trump wants. And then go back and carry on bombing

I'm fully expecting Trump to sell Alaska back to Russia for what it paid Russia for it.

"Trump owes Putin".

Ask Trump- he says what is reality now/

Has anyone done a wellness check on Lisa Murkowski?

Republican lies. Make up your f'ing mind old man and Republican party are you big govt or states rights? Republican voters voted for incompetent liars.

Probably part of the deal to end the Ukraine war. Does that make any sense? What does these days.

Exactly how many different drugs do you take per day to post the absolutely stupidest shit on the internet?

How many times do we, as Canadians, have to tell you folks that Alaska is part of Canada?

Duh. Of course Alaska is in Russia. Didn't we settle this in 2008 when Sarah Palin said she could see Russia while in Alaska? www.newsweek.com/palin-revive...

I hear you can see Russia from Alaska so there is that.

💥Breaking News💥 Trump sells Alaska to Russia! Quote: "I am going to Russia on Friday to meet with Putin."

FUTURE: "wait he's giving it to russia?"

Back when the Crazy Stupid Beautibill passed, Murkowski was mad about being supposedly bait-and-switched, but REALLY, she's just made she was outfoxed by Trump who knew that she was actually Russian and Alaska had been part of Russia all along!

(I thought there was a movie called Crazy Stupid Beautiful. It appears the Mandela Effect has occurred. Anyway.)

Once upon a time, yes. Same as the Ukraine, but let's not talk about that.

Is this a cognitive decline slip or is this a hint he's going to give Alaska to Russia?!?!

“Well, Alaska IS closer to Russia than the contiguous US. Why shouldn’t it be given back to Russia.” /s

🤷‍♂️

I mean hey, if Palestine is historically Israeli then Alaska is historically Russian. I don't make the rules.

Yes, according to Trump. I guess I won't be visiting Alaska any time soon.

If it’s not, it will be soon.

Maybe he already sold Alaska. We just don't know it yet

I mean mightn't it be? How do we know Putin/The GRU didn't buy a couple hundred million of Trump's meme coin? The meeting might be to announce the ceding of the territory.

Maybe he's swapping Ukraine territory for Alaska?

Used to be

Orange pissface is closer to a dribble bib every second that goes by!

OLD: I can see Russia from my house. NEW: My house is in Russia.

Hey Sen Murkowski people are saying Moscow is beautiful en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politbu...

Well I guess we know what Trump got Putin for Christmas

Elbows up, Canada! Russia will be knocking on your door after Friday.

Check back tomorrow.

Google AI gave me the following: Moscow recently issued a warning about potential attempts by certain unspecified countries to disrupt the upcoming meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and former US President Donald Trump in Alaska. Does Google know something we don't?

the orange menace will probably give Alaska back to Russia just to make his master in the Kremlin happy.

#RIPAlaska

Russian politicians have already demanded Alaska back. How about a land swap?

Putin - and yes!

Is Alaska in Russia? It may soon be if Putin gets away with stealing land from Ukraine. Why not retake Alaska, which was formerly Russian territory? And shouldn't Mexico reclaim it's territory? If they did, would Trump brag that it was a genius move?

Will their claims ever gain any traction?

from russian media: