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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Trump: "We have great contractors here. Great road builders. We're not ripping roads apart so they're closed for 4 years as they do the concrete bases and you don't need that. We need a beautiful topping by a very talented asphalt-type person."

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Eleanor @oleander0.bsky.social

Where is the laugh emoji?

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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lesliead717.bsky.social @lesliead717.bsky.social

wait. is he bringing back infrastructure week??

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Cougar Melanoma @blylertair.bsky.social

Every single thing is superficial with this creep. Wallpaper the fed to modernize it. Tack on gold filigree to every surface in the Oval Office. Pave over the fucking rose garden to put in a slab with patio furniture. Fully incapable of any form of depth (double entendre intended)

aug 14, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Robertson Reynolds @robinsonreynolds.bsky.social

He. Is. Senile. Seriously. Just jumping around to half-remembered conversations about New York road construction he had in 1993

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kevin Barron @kevinbarron.bsky.social

Besides, all the concrete is being reserved for de cement shoes i need for my enemies. We have the best cement booties for them.

aug 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Payant @jpayant70.bsky.social

This rambling jackass is a blight on all of us.

aug 13, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blue Kentucky Gal @bluekentuckygal.bsky.social

Asphalt type person?

aug 13, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Angele @angeledehart.bsky.social

Can anyone, ANYONE, stop this utter madness? #8647 & the entire regime.

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 10 0 • view
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noneofyourbidness.bsky.social @noneofyourbidness.bsky.social

Apparently not.

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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PreverbalBanana @fakegreatdane.bsky.social

Wtf is he even talking about and, much more importantly, why is he going on about ass-phalt?

aug 13, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social

An Asphalt-American, if you will

aug 13, 2025, 5:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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BigBossLuffy @bigbossluffy.bsky.social

What?

aug 13, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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sudgr8.bsky.social @sudgr8.bsky.social

The horror and nightmare continues

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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grumpyoldman68.bsky.social @grumpyoldman68.bsky.social

The man is a moron. And a rapist. And plenty of other awful things. And yet, they still refuse to see any of it, or worse, see it and refuse to care because they are many of those awful things too

aug 13, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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TD Warner @triciadmwarner.bsky.social

Who is paying for this?!!!?!!?? Why hasn't anyone asked this question??

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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rjam59.bsky.social @rjam59.bsky.social

FFS

aug 14, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social

Still waiting for someone to walk out one of these days and tell Americans that we've been on Candid Camera for the last 7 months.

aug 13, 2025, 4:13 pm • 65 1 • view
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mcidinor.bsky.social @mcidinor.bsky.social

I think you mean 10 years

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 32 0 • view
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social

True.

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 5 0 • view
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canentesibicanem.bsky.social @canentesibicanem.bsky.social

Smile everyone!

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

Moroon.

aug 13, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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dustinhuberty.bsky.social @dustinhuberty.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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chrissy64.bsky.social @chrissy64.bsky.social

Another day, another day full of Trump’s meaningless blabber.

aug 14, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Mark @markbretts.bsky.social

🙄

aug 13, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Diana Mc @dianamc.bsky.social

All that peroxide is affecting his brain.

aug 13, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heiz @heiz16.bsky.social

So… (Never mind)

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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AmySK @askortbein.bsky.social

I feel like I must be having a stroke every I listen to him speak… then I remember that he’s the one that can’t sentence

aug 13, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sheryl @serenadepa.bsky.social

Great. Just what we need. Shoddy work that will have to be redone in a few years.

aug 13, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Natalie Muldaur @be-natural-now.bsky.social

Take something that needs fixing, cover it with something pretty and problem solved! It’s insane thinking.

aug 13, 2025, 4:37 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dee Mack @carly911.bsky.social

He never paid the full amount he owed to the contractors.

aug 14, 2025, 10:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Dee Mack @carly911.bsky.social

Ah under his boy DeSantis, I retired in 2022 and the same roads I used to drive are still under construction. Idk maybe we should audit the DOT in all states.

aug 13, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Saint Sherman - The Ultimate Patriot @claypotter.bsky.social

No concrete = Needs to be replace in 2 years

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 24 1 • view
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Telaryn @telaryn.bsky.social

He's talking about scarifying the existing road and doing an overlay. Depending on the existing condition of the base, your two years estimate might be overly generous.

aug 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 20 0 • view
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thepissedoldlady.bsky.social @thepissedoldlady.bsky.social

Fast and cheap. That is his MO.

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social

You should try paying them once in a while, fuckhead.

aug 13, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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dellabranson.bsky.social @dellabranson.bsky.social

Maybe he should call "Angi" and she could refer him to a great asphalt-type person.

aug 13, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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jcs77.bsky.social @jcs77.bsky.social

Are the "beautiful toppings" going to be gold?🤣

aug 13, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eunicecycle @eunicecycle.bsky.social

I was hoping for hot fudge myself.

aug 13, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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jcs77.bsky.social @jcs77.bsky.social

Sounds good to me.

aug 13, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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jcs77.bsky.social @jcs77.bsky.social

What's he doing now...road repair. My how he knows everything about anything and yet doesn't know a damn thing. Stupidest person to walk the face of the Earth.

aug 13, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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sunnyjim.bsky.social @sunnyjim.bsky.social

Nobody tell him its called blacktop!

aug 13, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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erikalynne @erikalynne.bsky.social

Beautiful topping? Very talented asphalt person? Jfc

aug 13, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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bmalo.bsky.social @bmalo.bsky.social

A beautiful what now?

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pope Erroneous @rigor-motorist.bsky.social

Is that a new Euphemism he's shopping around?

aug 13, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Erik Stratton @estratton.bsky.social

He's literally so fucking dumb. How is MAGA unable to see how obviously fucking dumb this man is?

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 8 0 • view
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LauraLyDel🦋 @lauralydel.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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factsonly007.bsky.social @factsonly007.bsky.social

Uhhh

aug 14, 2025, 2:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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jayseph b @jbckwthjr.bsky.social

donny needs a beautiful top

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Not *that* old but definitely in the way @oldandintheway.bsky.social

Asphalt? Well, I guess they only have to hold up long enough for the photo op.

aug 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve @somesteve.bsky.social

So, a temporary fix.

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Irish Eyes ☘️ @mnirisheyes22.bsky.social

Ok then let’s make the roads unsafe too.

aug 13, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marly Marie @marlymarieport.bsky.social

What does any of this mean!

aug 14, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Reigart @reigart.bsky.social

He's just blabbing away. Sounds like an idi0t. The man is insane. How long are we going to go on with this farce?

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Berban @berbanplanning.bsky.social

Every project this administration has involvement in will need to be condemned.

aug 13, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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jacquiweeks.bsky.social @jacquiweeks.bsky.social

It’s so him to just put a veneer on top of shit and call it good - reminds me of someone’s makeup

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 35 1 • view
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Philly Cheryl @phillycheryl.bsky.social

Also that person's gold toilet.

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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Sadie Reeder @sadiereeder.bsky.social

He went through GC’s like french fries. He stiffed every single one of them, and then they wouldn’t work with him again. His method of paying contractor fees was to declare bankruptcy.

aug 13, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lioness @lioness-cal.bsky.social

he doesn't pay them

aug 13, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lioness @lioness-cal.bsky.social

huh ??

aug 13, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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MartinOshady @martinoshady.bsky.social

As someone who built roads for a living over 2 decades trumps an idiot. Any good road will have a concrete base. Asphalt is really only a resurface technique.If you put down just asphalt on rock you’re road would be gone in less then a year for an interstate road.This is why he fails at comstruction

aug 13, 2025, 5:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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mattfezza.bsky.social @mattfezza.bsky.social

Stupid is a stupid does.

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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pat2000np.bsky.social @pat2000np.bsky.social

Asphalt type person….

aug 13, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Devine @pauldevine.com

It's about time the asphalt-type people were recognized. Thank you asphalt-type people for all you do.

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 17 1 • view
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Jeremiah @stjeremiah.bsky.social

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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social

I’m sorry, slumlord says what now?

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 8 0 • view
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Jeffrey F Steiner @jfs.bsky.social

$100 to rhe charity of his choice if @kenwhite.bsky.social does a stint as Asphalt-Type Hat.

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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ElishResists @eilishparker.bsky.social

He’s hungry🤣 and needs a beautiful topping

aug 13, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zippy la tête d'épingle @zippyltetedepingle.bsky.social

Some of my best friends are asphalt-type persons.

aug 13, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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B Gilmer @bfgilme.bsky.social

Trump routinely doesn't pay contractors.

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My scaly elbow must make me a lizard person @sibrhoxxrt.bsky.social

Roads don't hold up themselves the ground beneath them erodes.

aug 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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alvin-tostig.bsky.social @alvin-tostig.bsky.social

“You won’t believe how quickly my Potemkin Ballroom is going to go up. Like nobody’s ever seen!”

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steel Rat Gamer @steelrat.bsky.social

Call it black top and he would change his mind and want concrete instead

aug 13, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bidu Tashjian @bidutashjian.bsky.social

WTF!

aug 13, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

He's all about cosmetic fixes that don't address the real structural issues. I'm sure his makeup "artists" could give the roads a nice spray tan.

aug 13, 2025, 6:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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HA Grace @oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social

Someone find out which appointees own asphalt companies. Also.... Asphalt surfacing (painting) is a very common scam in Trump's ecosystem of scam artists.

aug 13, 2025, 4:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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HA Grace @oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social

Maybe a few gold appliqués on the signage!

aug 13, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 1 • view
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larjmarj.bsky.social @larjmarj.bsky.social

“Me talk good” 🤡

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Noreen Folan Essenberg @noreen900.bsky.social

Always cutting corners and cheating contractors. Except when it comes to his wants.

aug 13, 2025, 4:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Crazy Cool Caitlin @imcaitlintho.bsky.social

Yes don't you know when you want cars driving on roads for years and years and years all you have to do is coat the dirt in asphalt and call it a day.

aug 13, 2025, 4:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Stewart @davidnzuk.bsky.social

Why bother with foundations?

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Terri Meadows @buckeyemama.bsky.social

Oh how I miss the days of intelligence & coherence. Those were the days.

aug 13, 2025, 4:59 pm • 7 0 • view
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crimson-rove.bsky.social @crimson-rove.bsky.social

LoLs It took them over 50 years to finish the 15 Freeway.

aug 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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jackodell.bsky.social @jackodell.bsky.social

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donnayoungdc @donnayoungdc.bsky.social

an "asphalt-type person"

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donnayoungdc @donnayoungdc.bsky.social

Who's he hiding under the asphalt?

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Gill Tavner @gilltav.bsky.social

Moron

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marcellus4429.bsky.social @marcellus4429.bsky.social

Yep, all the blood is in his cankles this morning. None in the orange brain.

aug 13, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gabe @gabe8.bsky.social

Grand pa has lost it, send him away

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mitchell @notesonthewayout.bsky.social

Just gonna leave this here www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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Dirk Smith @dirksmith.bsky.social

Meanwhile……..

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taraander.bsky.social @taraander.bsky.social

Making our crumbling infrastructure even more crumbling!

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Lisa Marie @marie-lisa.bsky.social

WTF is an “asphalt-type person”??? 🥴

aug 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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MartinOshady @martinoshady.bsky.social

A union member he hates

aug 13, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sir Chumlee @chummychumlee.bsky.social

Yeah, we just need cosmetic changes. Sure asshole.

aug 13, 2025, 4:41 pm • 5 2 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

He thinks everything could be fixed with a cosmetic change.🙄

aug 13, 2025, 4:43 pm • 4 0 • view
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erikalynne @erikalynne.bsky.social

Gold spray paint

aug 13, 2025, 5:47 pm • 5 0 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

he's so gaudy, gross and trashy.

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bellriots30.bsky.social @bellriots30.bsky.social

"We just don't like paying these great asphalters, greatest unpaid workers in the country! You know there are great benefits to not paying contractors, you come in under budget and your balance sheets are looking good I tell you, lookin good!

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Welsh rarebit @welshrarebit.bsky.social

DC being remodeled to look like Pyongyang.

aug 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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KMark1969 @kiwimark1969.bsky.social

He is such a fucking idiot

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 24 0 • view
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rngtrik.bsky.social @rngtrik.bsky.social

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gustave100.bsky.social @gustave100.bsky.social

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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social

"Asphalt-type Person" was STP's follow up to Sex Type Thing, right?

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a very talented asphalt-type person @aer-dingus.bsky.social

I've been looking for a new display name

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Sharpthings @vpofsharpthings.bsky.social

Says the very addled asshat-type person.

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Vibr84Me @vibr84me.bsky.social

Everything is fake and just has to look good for a pic - thats his whole mentality - again slum lord idiot that your people voted for!

aug 13, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Clément Mangin @clementmangin.com

Someone needs to put an end to that thing's misery.

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🌎 Save Our Democracy 🫂 @lavenderlove99.bsky.social

Asphalt type? 😆

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Lars @zuur.com

Asphalt/assault, easy to mix up

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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andyppp.bsky.social @andyppp.bsky.social

Is he going to put the Epstein files under asphalt?

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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celiawtaf.bsky.social @celiawtaf.bsky.social

🤦‍♀️😶‍🌫️

aug 13, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kim @kimoco.bsky.social

I am not sure I even want to know what the hell he is talking about here. Is he promising to fix all our potholes?

aug 13, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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kerriberri13.bsky.social @kerriberri13.bsky.social

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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

Funny. In my very red state, the interstate section where we live has been torn up and obstructed by the state dept of transportation for the past TWENTY years. Nothing's ever finished, but more and more gets destroyed every year.

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J. @gizzblue.bsky.social

Papering over cracks.... 🤦‍♂️Typically Trumpist thing to do.

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Joel Klebanoff 🇨🇦 @joel.klebanoff.com

Trump wants to be mayor, apparently.

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frankie-t66.bsky.social @frankie-t66.bsky.social

I know we're in the dark ages, and all that, I'm just hoping they don't last too long and we can get to the Renaissance part which will follow

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Matty @theartistmattyrich.bsky.social

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Slava Ukraini! @liberalprogressive.bsky.social

Stupid stupid stupid

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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boymeetsmini @boymeetsmini.bsky.social

and when those bridges fall he will still blame Biden lmao

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Dave Guy @justdaveguy.bsky.social

Dumpty thinks he's a civil engineer now.

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LariceLu @laricelu.bsky.social

…just spray paint everything gold...

aug 13, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Amanda K @sea-manders.bsky.social

Which is why you don't pay them, right??? 🙄🙄🙄

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momarcher5.bsky.social @momarcher5.bsky.social

🤪???

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dennymarpro.bsky.social @dennymarpro.bsky.social

Glad roads in MI are being done correctly - proper drainage, concrete, etc. Better than patching potholes

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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nanabanna.bsky.social @nanabanna.bsky.social

Total used car mentality

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 6 0 • view
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nanabanna.bsky.social @nanabanna.bsky.social

Omg how much longer can we sustain this mess of a president, president creature

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mikeeoj.bsky.social @mikeeoj.bsky.social

Ok...coffee is up by $5.00 per 30 ounces, people will die without health insurance, and he's looking for an "asphalt guy"? And what about the Epstien files?

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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dengelbr.bsky.social @dengelbr.bsky.social

What is NOT needed is a president who is an untalented shithead type person!

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emilfaber.bsky.social @emilfaber.bsky.social

Asphalt is oil based and not having a strong base will mean that more is required, so there you go.

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redhardino.bsky.social @redhardino.bsky.social

Now have it describe the baby rapes of Epstein's club.

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Mighty California Quinn 💙🦋🗽🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇳🇴🇩🇰🇬🇱 @quinngenuity.bsky.social

Says the unintelligible king of “Infrastructure Week”. 😒

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Carnot Evans @carnot3.bsky.social

What is the context for this? WTF is he talking about?

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Lisa c @goodknightsweet.bsky.social

I rarely understand what he's talking about.

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Kenneth Charles Lee🇨🇦 @kennethclee.bsky.social

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smilingrain.bsky.social @smilingrain.bsky.social

Huh?

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jtickel STAND WITH UKRAINE @tickedoff.bsky.social

trump's contractors are still waiting to be paid, but never mind--this is a man who cannot complete a simple sentence. he appears to believe that as long as he's in front of a microphone he has to talk--and if he's talking he's lying.

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i.am.Will @bigwilldubz.bsky.social

Dumbest MFer on planet earth trying to sound smart 🤦🏻‍♂️

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T Ferguson @tferguson2018.bsky.social

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫This is like a fucking comedy hour

aug 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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RascalAlice 🇺🇦 @rascalalice.bsky.social

Tell me you know nothing about road building without telling me you know nothing about road building. Or you require kickbacks from the talented asphalt-type person cause he's needed every year for the same road albeit a crumbling mess.

aug 13, 2025, 4:40 pm • 7 0 • view
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Pablobrooker @paulobro.bsky.social

Question from the uk, and I work as a contractor landscaping mainly. Can you re-seed asphalt? Is that an American term for tarmacking?

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EarnedMySpurs💙 @plannedtheride.bsky.social

No bid contract to asphalt type person who's a member of MaL incoming

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 11 0 • view
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Stable Glennius @thatmanglenn.bsky.social

Moron

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cre8ve 🆘❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 No lists @cre8ve2.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ni en pedo @300ps.bsky.social

I'm surprised he doesn't like concrete roads, his boy Hitler was into that.

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr. J. Willoughby Crankshaft. @ultrajimbo.bsky.social

So in other words, half assed.

aug 14, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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G.M. Hayes @grey-gorey.bsky.social

Trump wants to be topped by a dedicated asph man.

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Onekainen @kathywutkowski.bsky.social

"Just run 2 inches of asphalt over the roads. They'll look brand new" until the first winter when ice will form under the asphalt and it'll crack & buckle like the cheap makeup on my face. Shiat...I'm not even an engineer & even I know you can't kust lay asphalt over concrete.

aug 13, 2025, 5:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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LindaForfar2 🇨🇦 Ottawa @lindaforfar2.bsky.social

Same.

aug 13, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Probably an unpopular opinion @dhuntley1023.bsky.social

Great metaphor for Trump himself. All surface, no substance.

aug 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 7 1 • view
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welshgirl.bsky.social @welshgirl.bsky.social

The curbs! Azerbaijan, Afghanistan! They all say how great our roads are! His head exploding with”A” named countries

aug 13, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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stickysaguaro.bsky.social @stickysaguaro.bsky.social

I thought he said asshole type person. My husband got annoyed with my poor hearing. But I’m still kind of chuckling. It’s all just word salad anyhow

aug 13, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aloysius Olberding @aloysiuso.bsky.social

I heard it just fine, and I thought the same thing anyway.

aug 13, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social

This is the 4D chess, isn't it?

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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theodoraeliza.bsky.social @theodoraeliza.bsky.social

Get him off my tv.

aug 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social

Eric Trump just bought a million dollars worth of asphalt stock. He's the smart one....

aug 13, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social

You just gotta pay 'em, deadbeat.

aug 13, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Danni.@bsky.social @cupn.bsky.social

Man he's worse than usual today. That's saying something

aug 13, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Logan 🇺🇸 @loganeer.com

He makes no sense.

aug 14, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Red Devil Val @reddevilvn.bsky.social

Grifting for his business men friends again, I suppose....

aug 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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captkickback.bsky.social @captkickback.bsky.social

Something something ass type

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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mrbrightside @mrbrightaide.bsky.social

It looks brand new for about a week, ya brain dead loon.

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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CatJ @emailcatj.bsky.social

asphalt topping on concrete roadbed is like putting lipstick on a pig - makes it look good for a bit of time sort like the kiwi shoe polish he uses on his face because he thinks it makes him look not dead

aug 13, 2025, 4:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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Handle @oneonline.bsky.social

🙄

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gallifrey Stands @drgallifreystands.bsky.social

“A very talented asphalt-type person”

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 59 2 • view
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Susan Gordon @susang8.bsky.social

LOL!!!! You win the internet for today with this!!! 😂😂😂

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Anne C @collak2011.bsky.social

🤣

aug 13, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sergius Q. Paulus (Esq) @blaqueicedcoffee.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 10 0 • view
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John MacCuish @jcuish.bsky.social

A Freedom Medal winner fur sure.

aug 13, 2025, 4:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Terrie 🇺🇦 @emmalove2015.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 13, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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blserick.bsky.social @blserick.bsky.social

Must be getting some kind of kickback from Asphalt type people

aug 13, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Snarky Panda @snarkypanda.bsky.social

That is so donald, don't worry about the base just try to make it look nice.

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 15 0 • view
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vanhabfan.bsky.social @vanhabfan.bsky.social

🤡

aug 13, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Secret Signal Group Chat 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @tourswag.bsky.social

Concrete roadways cost 3 x asphalt but last 5 x longer

aug 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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kevin2170.bsky.social @kevin2170.bsky.social

So like his toilet but with asphalt. Great idea. Much intelligence.

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mary Mac Bakehouse @marymacmixes.bsky.social

"I don't pay the great contractors but I do use them"

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve McDonald @asteveintime.bsky.social

Can’t wait to watch occupying tanks on a road with no foundation.

aug 13, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin Sheen @thekevinsheen.bsky.social

This 100% tracks. Fixing an issue is hard. Just cover it up.

aug 13, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Voted for joy and we ended up with this @deborahinohio.bsky.social

He really does live in a different world, in his head.

aug 13, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brian ~ In Spite of Myself @sencbeachbum.bsky.social

Can someone please send that orange POs to a senior living facility now

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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TJ505 @tj505-2.bsky.social

He's nuts.

aug 13, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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lmkf.bsky.social @lmkf.bsky.social

He probably wants to make them gold

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Toolazytowork @strandqvist.bsky.social

I'm not an expert on this. But...

aug 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Philly Cheryl @phillycheryl.bsky.social

He knows nothing about road construction. Just wants pretty structures that are built in a cheap way that will not last. The casino method of road building.

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 52 3 • view
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Charlie Henrickson @prof-shorthair.bsky.social

"topping"

aug 13, 2025, 4:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Telaryn @telaryn.bsky.social

Delamination clearly isn't a thing in his world.

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 pm • 8 0 • view
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Maybelle @maybellemabel.bsky.social

Ugh, please don’t teach that fucker another “new” word. He still doesn’t understand groceries

aug 13, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Telaryn @telaryn.bsky.social

Fair, although he probably thinks it only refers to paper and plastic products.

aug 13, 2025, 7:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social

Why bother when you can raise grade by 4 inches?

aug 13, 2025, 4:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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D Gulley 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦 @4boysnana.bsky.social

WTF ‘talented asphalt-type…’?

aug 13, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff M❌ @mcjeff.bsky.social

He’s talking about his hair care.

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liam1313 @liam1313.bsky.social

image
aug 13, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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quiet-clouds.bsky.social @quiet-clouds.bsky.social

Let’s not rip our government apart for 4 years for oligarchs, we don’t need that. Just a beautiful release of the Epstein files by a very talented person.

aug 13, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jason Wippich @wipps.bsky.social

Trump is an ass fault type of person

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 148 2 • view
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Annette @annetteh1.bsky.social

Best possible comment, no notes

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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CA-NC-GA Lady @ca-nc-galady.bsky.social

Brilliant

aug 13, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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foinnsmom.bsky.social @foinnsmom.bsky.social

😂🤣😂 👏👏👏

aug 13, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Greeney @greeneyrj.bsky.social

Cant explain how, but im certain that whatever an asphalt-type person might be, their name is Kevin.

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 21 0 • view
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Kevin Sheen @thekevinsheen.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 5:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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CA-NC-GA Lady @ca-nc-galady.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 13, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Greeney @greeneyrj.bsky.social

Sorry for the stray.

aug 13, 2025, 7:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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@SuzanaD3 @suzanad1.bsky.social

I am that talented asphalt paver!

aug 13, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social

"We have great contractors here, and I'll rip them off just like I used to do in New York."

aug 13, 2025, 4:13 pm • 79 0 • view
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CatJ @emailcatj.bsky.social

he's evolved - now he only uses contractors who pay HIM - up front - for the contract.

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 14 0 • view
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YUL Waze @yulwaze.bsky.social

He should build roads in Quebec. He’d fit right in.

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joette🇨🇦🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 @joettek.bsky.social

Yeah, that’s important while the country burns down.

aug 13, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jim Mayfield @bigpoison.bsky.social

Only the best drive-way repair guys.

aug 14, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Agatha Vile @agatha-vile.bsky.social

Okay our infrastructure is doomed, gotcha.

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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Fawksey Moron - PNW Guy 🦋 @fawkseymoron.bsky.social

Once again advocating for the *appearance* that stuff is getting done. No sensibility whatsoever for quality.

aug 13, 2025, 4:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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SJSCentralTX @sjscentraltx.bsky.social

Says a guy who never learned to drive.

aug 13, 2025, 4:18 pm • 8 0 • view
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emjayay.bsky.social @emjayay.bsky.social

Actually there is video from inside the car of him driving a Rolls from 20 or 30 years ago. His license probably expired years ago though.

aug 13, 2025, 4:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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John MacCuish @jcuish.bsky.social

These are the kind of homilies we’ve learned to love and respect from our Dopey Pope.

Trump as a grumpy pope with his finger oddly at the ready.
aug 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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fatherofgirls.bsky.social @fatherofgirls.bsky.social

So septuagenarian tangerine is just up there riffing aimlessly.

aug 13, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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pedelpusher.bsky.social @pedelpusher.bsky.social

Yep half-assed so in 2 years has to be done again

aug 13, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cavalier Texan @aggieman1973.bsky.social

Yeah, try filling a pothole with asphalt, a week later the pothole is back. Asphalt sucks balls.

aug 13, 2025, 4:15 pm • 3 1 • view
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steak4241 @jeffsteak.bsky.social

Just some gold paint.

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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kyl-42.bsky.social @kyl-42.bsky.social

what the f#$K is he talking about?

aug 13, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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susanmarie.bsky.social @susanmarie.bsky.social

You want great road builders, look no further than Josh Shapiro and Pete Buttigieg, who rebuilt a destroyed bridge and roadway on I95 in Philly in record time.

aug 13, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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susanmarie.bsky.social @susanmarie.bsky.social

"Asphalt-type person?"

aug 13, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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mammalea.bsky.social @mammalea.bsky.social

If the road base is not repaired, any overlay of asphalt will crack and fail.

aug 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matt Driscoll 🐕 @matthewdriscoll.bsky.social

"are you going to use the same concrete guy that worked on Epstein's rape island?"

aug 13, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cat with Belly Warmer @hao-meg.bsky.social

If he wants to spend time building ugly things, he should quit being president and go back to his old job. We do not elect a president to micromanage construction works.

aug 13, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oddball — 🇨🇦🇮🇪🇺🇦🚫 @oddb4ll.bsky.social

Now he’s a civil engineer

aug 13, 2025, 4:14 pm • 24 0 • view
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backriverqc.bsky.social @backriverqc.bsky.social

Or a beautifully-topped asphalt person the likes of which no one has ever seen. 😎

aug 13, 2025, 4:26 pm • 10 0 • view
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MOLLOY @sionxxii.bsky.social

and that's why the autobahn rules

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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sherahViVa @sherahviva.bsky.social

Tangerine turd is getting worse

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Michie 🫘 @michie45.bsky.social

That among other things cracked me up.

aug 13, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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PatiNunie @patinunie.bsky.social

such an embarrassment!! “an asphalt type person”???? Stupid Ignoramous

aug 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view