Where is the laugh emoji?
Where is the laugh emoji?
wait. is he bringing back infrastructure week??
Every single thing is superficial with this creep. Wallpaper the fed to modernize it. Tack on gold filigree to every surface in the Oval Office. Pave over the fucking rose garden to put in a slab with patio furniture. Fully incapable of any form of depth (double entendre intended)
He. Is. Senile. Seriously. Just jumping around to half-remembered conversations about New York road construction he had in 1993
Besides, all the concrete is being reserved for de cement shoes i need for my enemies. We have the best cement booties for them.
This rambling jackass is a blight on all of us.
Asphalt type person?
Can anyone, ANYONE, stop this utter madness? #8647 & the entire regime.
Apparently not.
Wtf is he even talking about and, much more importantly, why is he going on about ass-phalt?
An Asphalt-American, if you will
What?
The horror and nightmare continues
The man is a moron. And a rapist. And plenty of other awful things. And yet, they still refuse to see any of it, or worse, see it and refuse to care because they are many of those awful things too
Who is paying for this?!!!?!!?? Why hasn't anyone asked this question??
FFS
Still waiting for someone to walk out one of these days and tell Americans that we've been on Candid Camera for the last 7 months.
I think you mean 10 years
True.
Smile everyone!
Moroon.
Another day, another day full of Trump’s meaningless blabber.
🙄
All that peroxide is affecting his brain.
So… (Never mind)
I feel like I must be having a stroke every I listen to him speak… then I remember that he’s the one that can’t sentence
Great. Just what we need. Shoddy work that will have to be redone in a few years.
Take something that needs fixing, cover it with something pretty and problem solved! It’s insane thinking.
He never paid the full amount he owed to the contractors.
Ah under his boy DeSantis, I retired in 2022 and the same roads I used to drive are still under construction. Idk maybe we should audit the DOT in all states.
No concrete = Needs to be replace in 2 years
He's talking about scarifying the existing road and doing an overlay. Depending on the existing condition of the base, your two years estimate might be overly generous.
Fast and cheap. That is his MO.
You should try paying them once in a while, fuckhead.
Maybe he should call "Angi" and she could refer him to a great asphalt-type person.
Are the "beautiful toppings" going to be gold?🤣
I was hoping for hot fudge myself.
Sounds good to me.
What's he doing now...road repair. My how he knows everything about anything and yet doesn't know a damn thing. Stupidest person to walk the face of the Earth.
Nobody tell him its called blacktop!
Beautiful topping? Very talented asphalt person? Jfc
A beautiful what now?
Is that a new Euphemism he's shopping around?
He's literally so fucking dumb. How is MAGA unable to see how obviously fucking dumb this man is?
Uhhh
donny needs a beautiful top
Asphalt? Well, I guess they only have to hold up long enough for the photo op.
So, a temporary fix.
Ok then let’s make the roads unsafe too.
What does any of this mean!
He's just blabbing away. Sounds like an idi0t. The man is insane. How long are we going to go on with this farce?
Every project this administration has involvement in will need to be condemned.
It’s so him to just put a veneer on top of shit and call it good - reminds me of someone’s makeup
Also that person's gold toilet.
He went through GC’s like french fries. He stiffed every single one of them, and then they wouldn’t work with him again. His method of paying contractor fees was to declare bankruptcy.
he doesn't pay them
huh ??
As someone who built roads for a living over 2 decades trumps an idiot. Any good road will have a concrete base. Asphalt is really only a resurface technique.If you put down just asphalt on rock you’re road would be gone in less then a year for an interstate road.This is why he fails at comstruction
Stupid is a stupid does.
Asphalt type person….
It's about time the asphalt-type people were recognized. Thank you asphalt-type people for all you do.
I’m sorry, slumlord says what now?
$100 to rhe charity of his choice if @kenwhite.bsky.social does a stint as Asphalt-Type Hat.
He’s hungry🤣 and needs a beautiful topping
Some of my best friends are asphalt-type persons.
Roads don't hold up themselves the ground beneath them erodes.
“You won’t believe how quickly my Potemkin Ballroom is going to go up. Like nobody’s ever seen!”
Call it black top and he would change his mind and want concrete instead
WTF!
He's all about cosmetic fixes that don't address the real structural issues. I'm sure his makeup "artists" could give the roads a nice spray tan.
Someone find out which appointees own asphalt companies. Also.... Asphalt surfacing (painting) is a very common scam in Trump's ecosystem of scam artists.
Maybe a few gold appliqués on the signage!
“Me talk good” 🤡
Always cutting corners and cheating contractors. Except when it comes to his wants.
Yes don't you know when you want cars driving on roads for years and years and years all you have to do is coat the dirt in asphalt and call it a day.
Why bother with foundations?
Oh how I miss the days of intelligence & coherence. Those were the days.
LoLs It took them over 50 years to finish the 15 Freeway.
Who's he hiding under the asphalt?
Moron
Yep, all the blood is in his cankles this morning. None in the orange brain.
Grand pa has lost it, send him away
Just gonna leave this here www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Making our crumbling infrastructure even more crumbling!
WTF is an “asphalt-type person”??? 🥴
A union member he hates
Yeah, we just need cosmetic changes. Sure asshole.
He thinks everything could be fixed with a cosmetic change.🙄
Gold spray paint
he's so gaudy, gross and trashy.
"We just don't like paying these great asphalters, greatest unpaid workers in the country! You know there are great benefits to not paying contractors, you come in under budget and your balance sheets are looking good I tell you, lookin good!
DC being remodeled to look like Pyongyang.
He is such a fucking idiot
"Asphalt-type Person" was STP's follow up to Sex Type Thing, right?
I've been looking for a new display name
Says the very addled asshat-type person.
Everything is fake and just has to look good for a pic - thats his whole mentality - again slum lord idiot that your people voted for!
Someone needs to put an end to that thing's misery.
Asphalt type? 😆
Asphalt/assault, easy to mix up
Is he going to put the Epstein files under asphalt?
🤦♀️😶🌫️
I am not sure I even want to know what the hell he is talking about here. Is he promising to fix all our potholes?
Funny. In my very red state, the interstate section where we live has been torn up and obstructed by the state dept of transportation for the past TWENTY years. Nothing's ever finished, but more and more gets destroyed every year.
Papering over cracks.... 🤦♂️Typically Trumpist thing to do.
Trump wants to be mayor, apparently.
I know we're in the dark ages, and all that, I'm just hoping they don't last too long and we can get to the Renaissance part which will follow
Stupid stupid stupid
and when those bridges fall he will still blame Biden lmao
Dumpty thinks he's a civil engineer now.
…just spray paint everything gold...
Which is why you don't pay them, right??? 🙄🙄🙄
🤪???
Glad roads in MI are being done correctly - proper drainage, concrete, etc. Better than patching potholes
Total used car mentality
Omg how much longer can we sustain this mess of a president, president creature
Ok...coffee is up by $5.00 per 30 ounces, people will die without health insurance, and he's looking for an "asphalt guy"? And what about the Epstien files?
What is NOT needed is a president who is an untalented shithead type person!
Asphalt is oil based and not having a strong base will mean that more is required, so there you go.
Now have it describe the baby rapes of Epstein's club.
What is the context for this? WTF is he talking about?
I rarely understand what he's talking about.
Huh?
trump's contractors are still waiting to be paid, but never mind--this is a man who cannot complete a simple sentence. he appears to believe that as long as he's in front of a microphone he has to talk--and if he's talking he's lying.
Dumbest MFer on planet earth trying to sound smart 🤦🏻♂️
😵💫😵💫😵💫This is like a fucking comedy hour
Tell me you know nothing about road building without telling me you know nothing about road building. Or you require kickbacks from the talented asphalt-type person cause he's needed every year for the same road albeit a crumbling mess.
Question from the uk, and I work as a contractor landscaping mainly. Can you re-seed asphalt? Is that an American term for tarmacking?
No bid contract to asphalt type person who's a member of MaL incoming
Moron
I'm surprised he doesn't like concrete roads, his boy Hitler was into that.
So in other words, half assed.
Trump wants to be topped by a dedicated asph man.
"Just run 2 inches of asphalt over the roads. They'll look brand new" until the first winter when ice will form under the asphalt and it'll crack & buckle like the cheap makeup on my face. Shiat...I'm not even an engineer & even I know you can't kust lay asphalt over concrete.
Same.
Great metaphor for Trump himself. All surface, no substance.
The curbs! Azerbaijan, Afghanistan! They all say how great our roads are! His head exploding with”A” named countries
I thought he said asshole type person. My husband got annoyed with my poor hearing. But I’m still kind of chuckling. It’s all just word salad anyhow
I heard it just fine, and I thought the same thing anyway.
This is the 4D chess, isn't it?
Get him off my tv.
Eric Trump just bought a million dollars worth of asphalt stock. He's the smart one....
You just gotta pay 'em, deadbeat.
Man he's worse than usual today. That's saying something
He makes no sense.
Grifting for his business men friends again, I suppose....
Something something ass type
It looks brand new for about a week, ya brain dead loon.
asphalt topping on concrete roadbed is like putting lipstick on a pig - makes it look good for a bit of time sort like the kiwi shoe polish he uses on his face because he thinks it makes him look not dead
🙄
“A very talented asphalt-type person”
LOL!!!! You win the internet for today with this!!! 😂😂😂
🤣
A Freedom Medal winner fur sure.
🤣🤣🤣
Must be getting some kind of kickback from Asphalt type people
That is so donald, don't worry about the base just try to make it look nice.
🤡
Concrete roadways cost 3 x asphalt but last 5 x longer
So like his toilet but with asphalt. Great idea. Much intelligence.
"I don't pay the great contractors but I do use them"
Can’t wait to watch occupying tanks on a road with no foundation.
This 100% tracks. Fixing an issue is hard. Just cover it up.
He really does live in a different world, in his head.
Can someone please send that orange POs to a senior living facility now
He's nuts.
He probably wants to make them gold
I'm not an expert on this. But...
He knows nothing about road construction. Just wants pretty structures that are built in a cheap way that will not last. The casino method of road building.
"topping"
Delamination clearly isn't a thing in his world.
Ugh, please don’t teach that fucker another “new” word. He still doesn’t understand groceries
Fair, although he probably thinks it only refers to paper and plastic products.
Why bother when you can raise grade by 4 inches?
WTF ‘talented asphalt-type…’?
He’s talking about his hair care.
Let’s not rip our government apart for 4 years for oligarchs, we don’t need that. Just a beautiful release of the Epstein files by a very talented person.
Trump is an ass fault type of person
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Brilliant
😂🤣😂 👏👏👏
Cant explain how, but im certain that whatever an asphalt-type person might be, their name is Kevin.
🤣🤣
Sorry for the stray.
I am that talented asphalt paver!
"We have great contractors here, and I'll rip them off just like I used to do in New York."
he's evolved - now he only uses contractors who pay HIM - up front - for the contract.
He should build roads in Quebec. He’d fit right in.
Yeah, that’s important while the country burns down.
Only the best drive-way repair guys.
Okay our infrastructure is doomed, gotcha.
Once again advocating for the *appearance* that stuff is getting done. No sensibility whatsoever for quality.
Says a guy who never learned to drive.
Actually there is video from inside the car of him driving a Rolls from 20 or 30 years ago. His license probably expired years ago though.
These are the kind of homilies we’ve learned to love and respect from our Dopey Pope.
So septuagenarian tangerine is just up there riffing aimlessly.
Yep half-assed so in 2 years has to be done again
Yeah, try filling a pothole with asphalt, a week later the pothole is back. Asphalt sucks balls.
Just some gold paint.
what the f#$K is he talking about?
You want great road builders, look no further than Josh Shapiro and Pete Buttigieg, who rebuilt a destroyed bridge and roadway on I95 in Philly in record time.
"Asphalt-type person?"
If the road base is not repaired, any overlay of asphalt will crack and fail.
"are you going to use the same concrete guy that worked on Epstein's rape island?"
If he wants to spend time building ugly things, he should quit being president and go back to his old job. We do not elect a president to micromanage construction works.
Now he’s a civil engineer
Or a beautifully-topped asphalt person the likes of which no one has ever seen. 😎
and that's why the autobahn rules
Tangerine turd is getting worse
That among other things cracked me up.
such an embarrassment!! “an asphalt type person”???? Stupid Ignoramous