How big a shelf would 290 million $100 bills need?
How big a shelf would 290 million $100 bills need?
Grandpa has wandered off in to his imaginary world.
Buffoon
The tariff shelf? 😂
I wonder if we will ever know who "They" is in his statements.
Same person as Sir, with tears in their eyes.
If “they” weren’t able to track revenue of $29 BILLION, surely “they” would also be unaware of $29 BILLION disappearing.
Because we allow morons to vote.
The tariff shelf must be in some out of the way place, like right next to that giant spigot in the Pacific Northwest that can irrigate all of California
Bullshit as usual.
That's also where I found my keys last night! Trump's a dang genius. #CheckTheTariffShelf
Even with the money pouring in, Donald is spending more than revenue coming in. youtu.be/6Qp5AZZ-N2A
Check the dead kids pockets from Africa.
This logic might have flown under the radar with the people he conned in the past, but this is not how government accounting works.
"Is this tariff shelf in the room with us right now?"
They just found it under the sofa
FFS stop talking.
File this under “stuff that didn’t happen”. Or maybe “random numbers that Trump made up on the spot”. Anyone keeping track of how much money has been spent to distract people from the non-release of the Epstein Files?
"Tariff shelf"? Is THAT where the Epstein files are living now, perhaps? #AllEpsteinAllTheTimeOrangeMeltdown
What an F'ing idiot
Has any President ever spent this much time sitting in front of TV cameras? When does he pretend to actually work?
☝️🙄-Only when he's 'working' on his putting.
I've wondered the same about satraps Bessent & Lutnick, always standing behind the Boss during press ops. (If they & others aren't sitting on the couches)
And reporters flock to his daily demented ramblings. I’m sure people are sick and tired of looking and listening to that bloviating idiot, I know that I am.
How 77 MILLION people voted for this imbecilic piece of shit will never cease to amaze me.
Trump: I lie all the time about everything, I’m ignorant as shit, don’t read and spent a lifetime ripping off people just like you. MAGA: Love how that drives liberals crazy.
What's the big mystery? The public education system has been made intentionally weak for decades with barely any critical thinking taught, and many Americans are fucking stupid beyond belief now.
Racism, sexism, and right wing media created fear played a large role, imo.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." Lyndon B. Johnson
77 million Americans couldn't vote for one of those you-knows, a female you-know at that.
never forget who enabled this
This ⬆️ 💯🎯
The Democrats who voted against Bork?🤪
i don't know what that means but good try
Going all the way back to Bork is a stretch.
it's a reference to this:
Thanks for the explanation. I'm going to blame Trump voters for why Trump is dementia-ing his way out of jail for being a rampant criminal/pedophile and ruining the country along with it
if I were consistently accused of being a Nazi by many people over decades I would simply reflect on what I was doing for so many people to feel that way about me
agreed, and loosely relevant
Inability to self reflect is a big problem with malignant narcissists and those who worship them.
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Americans are the same dumb motherfarkers who voted for Bush in 2004. The american people are dumb AF and its thanks to decades of education cutting by the republicans... and decades of brainwashing by corporate medias.
They’re bigger idiots than he is
Poor, unintelligent, and pliable. The 3 characteristics of the majority of the MAGAtard cult
The rich voted for tax breaks the poor voted for the racism.
Plenty of rich people are also motivated to vote based on their virulent racism.
It's called the White lumpenproletariat. A reactionary force throughout history.
They're bitterly resentful of ppl better off, mentally or financially. Anything T does that hurts "elites" is the best thing ever to them.
They didn’t. That’s what’s more disturbing thiswillhold.substack.com/p/ex-cia-whi...
That’s easy. Their pastors told them to.
Ummmmm cuz they didn't.
Trump: My numbers guys are incompetent.
Billions and even trillions? Which is it?Billions or Trillions?
With tears in their eyes, “Sir, how did you know that?”
So taxes. $29 billion in Congressionally unapproved taxes.
Things that definitely didn’t happen winner so far in 2025
and who is this "they" you speak of who can't identify 29 Billion? Possibly someone in your completely incompetent administration?
Check the tariff shelf?! They just throw cash on various shelves in the WH?
If someone didn't know where $29 billion came from I would fire them.
Yes, it IS slow-moving senility, but with a firm foundation of absolute fucking putz.
So. Grandpa Ranty keeps the tariffs on the shelf next to the pickled beets?
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It's a metaphor for 'I'm gonna crash the world economy so good.' It's not a literal shelf, obviously.
When we were told as kindergarteners that _anyone_ could grow up to be President, I couldn’t imagine this. Even then.
A guy who went bankrupt in all his businesses, who has been a russian asset since 1987, raped kids on tape, set up an insurrection in DC and tried a coup d'etat and has dementia is president... and everyone acts like its normal. If you said this to anyone in the 80s nobody would believe you
“Yes, mommy, but surely they must be smart. And obviously in America, they can’t be a female.”
Grandpa telling his crazy stories again before having his breakfast soup.
Is there a shelf he keeps his bullshit on too?
It's more of a walk-in bullshitorium.
😂
Is that shelf behind Pam Bondi’s desk where the Epstein files are?
Ah “They” again.
That is some world class stupid right there. May never get a Nobel Peace prize but he belongs in the Guinness Book of world records for a variety of things including: - dumbest person on record since written records were made - longest series of lies without a truth break I'm sure there is more.
So the system is so shit that his administration hasn’t got a clue what money it’s got and people are supposed to believe this is a good thing
Idiot.
The Tariff Shelf 😵💫🫠
My wife said there’s $100,000 in our bank account and she couldn’t figure it out. I said, check out the money tree I planted out back. And she said, “Wow, sir, that is brilliant.”
Delusional rantings of a madman.
What's a tariff shelf and does he have his faux gold knee pads ready for his visit with Vlad tomorrow?
@jaketapper.bsky.social “check the tariff shelf”.
Impuesto indirecto. Los aranceles los están pagando ustedes. 😂😂😂
Es el dinero de sus súbditos...
WHAT!
Ah, yes. The tariff shelf.
Check the 'tariff shelf'. It's under the 'Epstein shelf', and above the 'Project 2025 shelf'.
He's half-way to Mars already
What exactly does a tariff shelf look like? Does Wayfair sell them?
Trump brags about finding $29B on the “tariff shelf.” Meanwhile, we sparked a revolution over a 3-pence tea tax (~25% markup). Where are all the Ammosexuals with AR-15s who swore they'd stand against tyranny? #GoldStarDad
Check the empty wallets and bank accounts of small American businesses and consumers, Don, that's where it came from.
Seamlessly lying piece of shit
Check the tariff shelf. The billions are next to the soup.
FFS... We deserve so much better.
Did they find it stacked up in his Mar-A-Lago bathroom? 🚽
It's next to the faucet that turns off Niagara Falls.
"the tariff shelf" $29 billion in $100 bills would be 290 million bills (29,000,000,000 / 100) this stack would weigh approximately 319.67 tons THAT IS ONE HELL OF A SHELF!!!!😀
What’s on the shelves in Fort Knox; boullion and Tomatoe soup
IOUs
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪 good one ☝️
We’re gonna need a bigger shovel to move all this shit!
Now that’s magic
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I just can't even with this level of idiocy.
Beahahahahahahahaha- the not so funny thing about this- the fact that ppl will believe all of the BS he just spewed. News channels should change the scroll at the bottom into the truth scroll/ so every time he lies they can put what is true out there!
These bs dialogues he relates are endless.
Truly!!
I love when he does the voices, or tries to pretend he actually goes home to his wife at night.
There's always money in the banana stand.
If you say so…
So, that's like what? A weekend of golf?
Who are ‘they’ and where are all these ‘found’ billions and trillions going? Show us the accounting so we can see where OUR tariff payments are being used.
He is so completely full of shit 🙄
Sounds like his dentures are loose, just like his morals.
It’s on the tariff shelf next to the toilet paper
Because a con is a con is a con of course.
Where can I get one of those shelves??? Can I order online?
I'll take Things that never happened For $29 billion, Alex.
And this man is gonna talk 1:1 with Putin tomorrow. Poor World as we know it....
Did "they" just admit that "they" think Donald Trump is a doddering old fool but humor him when he says something that makes no sense; you know, the way we do with toddlers?
If this were a movie I'd walk out because nobody would be stupid enough to actually say that...even in a movie script
Gramps has lost his shit.
you know what else didn't happen;he didn't release the Epstein files
The tariff shelf?
Ah, yes. The tariff shelf. It’s in the mythical Back, where all stores hide their secret wares.
He’s taking it from American businesses. The most anti- business President ever in history. Why isn’t everyone screaming at him?
Krasnov:"And then I woke up and JD changed my diaper"
Vance found it down the side of a sofa. Still hasn't explained what he was doing at the time.
Cool story!!!!! What's happening with the Epstein files?
If we’re taking in trillions of dollars I can’t wait to hear about how you’re paying down the US debt.
LOL What?
Totally disillusioned.Ya, right🙄, no one believes that bs.
Call them #RepublicanImportTaxes Because Trump could not do it by himself, he requires a cowardly complicit, Republican Congress to refuse to do their jobs It’s their responsibility. That they are refusing to do Make those weasel republicans in Congress own it Call them #RepublicanImportTaxes
The fact he thinks there's an actual shelf that all the tariffs sit on is what's really alarming. Jake Tapper: where are you in the writing process for the new Trump dementia book that you'll wait to release when it will have no actual value whatsoever?
🤦🏻♀️
Grandpa needs to retire.
I found the tariff shelf! www.eatthis.com/foods-gettin...
Check the Trump Tax.
remove him from office. He is senile and dangerous
Actually Vance found the 29 Billion when he was burrowing through the Tariff Couch Cushions.
If any of this was true, it would mean he is surrounded by incompetent people who misplaced $29 billion and got corrected by a man who believe he can get 1500% discount on medicines.
Remember how inept the CPA was during the Iraq occupation? When they found $1.2 billion just sitting in a Lebanon basement? Now, imagine the same idiots, but with a hell of a lot more money and a hell of a lot more corruption, with far fewer ethics and morals, and you get ...
Love hearing how he is running the government like a damn casino
Tariffs shelves are just any shelves, like, holding up things you used to buy that now are too tariffucking expensive.
Ok 🙄
Did it go straight into his slush fund so he can do whatever he wants?
So, additional taxes from Americans you tariffed you say?
Stark raving mad.
just slow moving senility
but increasing in speed and intensity every single day
grandpa how did you become senile? Slowly at first and then rapidly.
The fucking tariff shelf. I hate this timeline. Can someone send the TARDIS please?
Who exactly is "they" and where is the tariffs shelf located?
LOL They said
Such a sack of 💩🤢🤮
Wow! 29 billion turns into trillions! Who knew!
Ah. “They” again. The imaginary leprechauns who run amok in his brain.
Liar.
What is the story about the unsealed #epstein indictment which never surfaced after E died? Was there a link to Mar a Largo?
Good grief
Yeah right, that happened.
What in the fuck is he talking about?
BRB going to see if I have a secret tariff shelf somewhere.
The tariff shelf?! Utter nonsense!
What’s the old fart babbling about now?
So fucking dumb
You know the tariff shelf, that’s in the tariff room inside the tariff building. It has grass in front of it that is kept alive by water pumped from the Potomac River. **This is satire.
JFC! Where is his keepers or Nanny?! Someone put this rapist into an all males memory care unit.
What???? 🤡 Maybe use that for healthcare or food subsidies???
It doesn't exist. He's lying. Again.
Ah yes, the famous Herbert Hoover memorial tariff shelf.
**NO ONE** is keeping track of where all the tariff money goes, because the Stinky Admin doesn't WANT people to know where the money goes. It's going to the 0.1%, with Dementia DonOLD getting his cut.
We’re not “taking in millions and trillions of dollars in tariffs.” American CONSUMERS are paying millions and trillions of dollars in tariffs. This is what you get when stupid meets corrupt.
“Well, where was the last place you saw it?”
Just found it down the side of the sofa? Did JD get it wet? All the notes sticking together?
Because we paid for it #CheetoTurd I love how he forgets that this is a conversation he had with himself.
All paid by American consumers
There is no tariff shelf. No one found $29 billion. Tariffs are paid by the consumer. It’s why when TEMU first put a line item Dress cost $100 Shipping. $ 8 Tax. $ 8 Tariff. $ 50 Cost. $166 Trump said to add tariff to dress cost . So consumers wouldn’t know
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most. What a 🤡
Are we supposed to assured by the fact that we (American importers and consumers) sent in $29billion to the US government and Trump’s unqualified lackeys had no idea where it came from??
It was in the back of the shelf, behind a sack of flour
It's grocery money
There's this new invention I would like to tell you about. It's called accounting - it's neat because it records exactly where money came from and why.
He thinks the Treasury is an actual room with bags of money, doesn’t he?
And that he's gonna fill it with all the money being paid to us by other countries thanks to his "tariffs." The man's a dolt.
Read my lips: lots and lots of new taxes
Yeah; we’ve been missing that in our households and small businesses.
That definitely happened
He’s so full of shit. I love how they all kiss his ass.
Trump is so full of shit.
Damn! I have been looking for my pager since 2003… I should’ve checked the tariff shelf!
He is such a fucking liar
"Some people say it's a miracle" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Check the bribery shelf...
This is a lie.
I love all of these anonymous "they" people who float through Donald Trump's life. If a government accountant couldn't account for $29 billion, they should be fired immediately. Right?
I miss Jim, who used to vacation in Paris, but not anymore.
It depends. In this government…
Village Idiot
Is that the shelf don jr. keeps going to? The one covered in train track sized rails of white powder?
Yes grandpa, taxes go to the government from the people.
I wanna know who said that ??
Trumpa has long talks with the voices in his head.
Where can I get one of those shelves for my own home?!
The media needs to keep pointing out that the $$ on “the tariff shelf” comes from American businesses and consumers.
"Check the Tariff Shelf" immediately enters the lexicon at my house. My kids are going to hate it.
So the July deficit is only...checks notes 945,000,000,000
Not just billions, but trillions?
🌮=🥜🥜+🤡+(🗣️💩)
I can't take anymore of this fucking dementia patient what a fucking idiot
How incompetent is his governmentv Good Lord. And how senile is he to keep announcing it like it’s cool or something that the govt can “find” money and “not know” where it came from? The rest of us are just trying to afford food for another day. Fuck this maniac.
He’s a f-ing liar! He seems to think we’re all stupid.
He will send that money to Israel!
A delusional mind. In an old orange carcus.
Hiw much have they SPENT ytd?
He lies with such ease. It's scary.
Saying this crap should mean straight up 25th amendment. TODAY.
I would bet money that the real response to that was, "We need to up his meds"
WHY, OH WHY!!! is that pig not asked "WHO'S PAYING THE TARIFFS!!!!" Is the press briefed not to. He keeps braying tariffs are bringing $billions into the US....In his 1st term..."chyna is paying billions in tariffs to the US". Either he STILL doesn't know or expects his naive MAGAts to believe him.
Regular reminder: Tariffs are taxes on imports paid by importers, not by exporters.
Elf on a Shelf: the narcissistic money trafficker edition....
“Donald…Donald…Donald….you know what you remind me of, sizzlechest? The turd I scrubbed off my boot by your mom’s place in 1963!”
you sure he didn't also say sir as a tear rolled down his cheek?
The tariff shelf….
oh, right … the tariff shelf … where all the tariff money gets stacked … right. 😒
While he checks his non existent “tariff shelf” America will check their empty cupboards and refrigerators #Trumpflation #TrumpTaxes
They found $29 billion but the pedophile is still on the loose. Oh look, there he is 👆🏼
And then the whole bus stood up and clapped. The people on it too! Who would have thought a bus could do that. hey did you know that buses could carry people and clap? Carry the best people right to my store where they buy this amazing red hat made in gyna for almost free! Good people in gyna.
He lies as he breathes.
If only he would stop doing both...
I’ll bet that he is a verrrrrry stable genius!
Next to the Elf on the Shelf
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