Perfect vehicle for a nice “Thank you for your attention to this matter” or two.

No kidding. #PedoPOTUS #ImpeachTheFelon #ChoMoTrump

Can’t take a victory lap by email.

What did Putin plant in that limo? Were they riding in the Beast?

Putin must have a copy of the Epstein files!

trump doesn't do email, specifically so that nobody will ever find putin's orders in writing

Back in February: bsky.app/profile/ehun...

Some time later www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfr...

Containg not evena full sentence, just an "OK ALREADY!!1"

What, it's over already?

Said Stormy Daniels‼️

Just another can kicked down the road. The opposite of summit would be a rut? Everytime he’s around Putin, he looks like he’s just been bitch slapped🤷‍♂️

Putins palms are orange.

Well, yeah. Because he has been.

I heard Putin was seen wiping orange Cheeto dust off the palm of his hand.

More of a ‘mole mound’ than a summit!

bsky.app/profile/af68...

You never miss, Aaron.

Naw…the OG (orange gump) wanted a photo to place next to his Norwegian navel peach pies.

No, then there would’ve been proof that it was nothing.

Some emails just don’t feel complete.

Or a smoke signal from Alaska!

bsky.app/profile/af68...

Child sex trafficking.

bsky.app/profile/af68...

Biggest nothinburger of the world.

Servicing... servility... humiliation... patronage... watching soldier roll out the red carpet while Russians stood over them ... optics ... if only all that could have been in a email.

As with most meetings

Putin had notes and fat ass had an etch a sketch.

Not even

That wasn't a summit. It was a russian agent handling his asset.

😅😅😅

😂😂😂 a text message!

Or a post on truth social.

Even better! 😂😂😂

Does the Kremlin even have a Truth Social account? (Other than the trolls of St Petersburg?)

No one would ever know! A few Magats & the Republican Congress members maybe.

🤣🤣🤣

😂

bsky.app/profile/af68...

“Dear Vlad, your ausome. Please give my best to your midtress. Even through ill look bad I still wont teriif you’re country or sanctify u but were keeping Laska. Your fern Donsld G. Trump. Ps can you talk to those Norway volks.”

Putin arrived, bent Trump over, and then left without even giving Trump the benefit of a reach-around.

No, that summit was Pooties NOTICE that he is reclaiming Alaska, and his U-HAUL full of stuff will be in JUNO on MONDAY. He wants [🍊💩] to Send Gov. Mike Delaney an EVICTION NOTICE.

😆😆😆

And if it was it would automatically been filed in the junk folder.

That would have been a helluva lot cheaper and a lot less embarrassing for the same outcome/

That summit definitely was a blackmail. I felt a tiny bit of pity for Trump as he stammered, “you’re almost as famous as the boss” to his boss, Vladimir Putin. That was absolutely embarrassing and humiliating. Is there a single Republican out there who thinks this made Trump or USA look good?

That was no summit. It was a rectal probing of Taco!

Trump can’t suck putin’s dick through the phone line though. Ya I said it.

😆😩

Or a love letter...

This week’s episode of Political performance brought to you by the GOP administration with no paperwork.

Cuz the morons left it at the motel - 😂🤣🤣😜 ....

Or at least a Zoom meeting with screenshots

How do you send a suck-job to someone's inbox?

Did t rump get a selling price on Alaska?

I thought Trump might just gift it to Putin. He practically gave him everything else.

He did say he was leaving to " go back to America"

Or a txt message.

Or a Signal chat.

Yes they wasted all that money to get to Alaska and for what !

Email is not reality TV rated.

Totally! 💯🎯💯 It was a farce and a waste of time, energy and money! Oh, wait...what does it matter to him, it's not his money...it's taxpayer's money!!!

A strongly worded memo on letterhead would have been equally effective.

That’s memeable Aaron😎

🎯

Sadly, the Mango Mussolini doesn't realize the optics. Bringing Puttie out of obscurity, worldwide. To American soil. And a 12 minute presser where the American President speaks last. Very bad. 😔

Zoom call

It could have been cancelled. Or never scheduled. Embarrassing.

How many times will we have to hear “Russia, Russia, Russia”…absolute CLOWN SHOW!

#Epstein

The only reason they meet in person from time to time is to have a private discussion with no interpreters. That's when Trump gets his new marching orders. Now watch a bunch of new pro-Russia stuff unfold here.

Trump works for Putin.

Craig Unger's "American Kompromat" describes in detail how the KGB lured the vain, greedy, clueless Trump into its fold years ago, and how Trump, who has long been a Russian "useful idiot," became a Russian asset. The Trump presidency is by far the most successful FSB/SVR covert op in history.

To quote The Chicks, “What the hell happened in Helsinki?”

And the Confederate flag waving "patriots" here will eat it up. How is it the party of communism wants to fight a former KGB agent, while the descendents of traitors claim we're subversive?

How many millions did this photo op cost the American tax payers.

ACTUALLY COULD HAVE BEEN A TWO LINE TEXT.

Im glad I follow you.

Great optics for putin, though. rump could NOT have looked worse

It would be hard for trump to physically kiss putins ass in an email

Yeah, but then how would they have sex? I mean, did you see Trump‘s freshly fucked hair? Man looks exhausted. Putin must have “shook him all night long.”🎶🎸AC⚡️DC Putin must’ve been riding him shirtless like a horse. Say nay, Trump.🐴

Ewwww The vision of that was quickly squelched

Hey, at least if they’re doing pony play, Trump may finally be gagged at long last.

They probably had matching t-shirts on underneath.

But mango must have a show. That we pay for. We paid for f*cking lunch for Putin, Lavrov, several other henchmen today.

They cancelled the lunch just before Trump ran off with his tail between his legs.

You could tell they had nothing when they let Putin go first. Putin the aggressor, Trump the whipping boy standing patiently with a sickly grin. Putin with a prepared speech, Trump with more waffle than the Waffle-House! I don’t even know why they did a press conference. They could’ve left early!

But Trump can only post on his own platform. He has no other skills }⁠:⁠‑⁠)

Summit?.... that dumpster fire... The stench is omnipresent world wide.

Lol😆 yep

But, but, but, that would have meant no meaningless photo opp.

Putin gets a red carpet, on American soil. Trumps too much of a pussy and Putin sycophant to enact tougher sanctions, let alone more weapons. Trump, a Russian asset, got played AGAIN by Russia.

Yep

He sure did!

💯 Russia bailed out his failed real estate empire and he’s they’re bitch now. No doubt they also have kompromat and he wants to build a hotel in Moscow. #trumpisarussianasset

Krasnov got new orders from Vlad.

Yes it could have been an email, but that implies anyone of the MAGA team can read above Pre-K levels to understand any of it. They don’t make pop-up emails for the weak minded

Trump really thinks this distraction works...it doesn't he's a pedophile...

Nah, more like a Signal chat

Donny was summoned, Donny was told. Donny was dismissed.

Putin handled Trump like he has a copy of the files. “Can I get that copy from you, Vlad?” “Uhh, nyet” “Aww”

No 💩‼️

Epstein Epstein Epstein

No doubt!😂😂

It could have been a tweet.

Or a signal chat.

Did you forget about the Epstein files yet?

No

Putin wanted to tell Trump what his new orders are to his face.

Without the US hearing?

Exactly. It's the safest way w/ his boss. "I would like to thank President Putin and his entire team, whose faces who I know, in many cases, otherwise, other than that, whose- whose faces I get to see all the time in the newspapers, you're very- you're almost as famous as THE BOSS .."

Putin wanted to remind him he has the tape of him fuckin those kids from Epstein

Exactly! And show Trump the kompromat to remind him who’s in control here. It’s so obvious that was THE reason Putin needed to see Trump in person.

Imagine Churchill sitting with Hitler…

Right, except this is closer to Hitler sitting with Hitler. I really hate this timeline.

I can’t agree more.

May I just apologize on behalf of & because of my f’d up country, for that azhole & what he is doing to Canada and the world. I’ve always loved Canada, in fact I’ve lived right on the edge of the border my whole life! We are are heartbroken here.

👆🎯

or a text

Or a Signal Group Chat.

🥁

Another distraction from the epstien scandal

Except for the fact that the Felon is illiterate.

Or a text

Hilarious.

Could have been a text.

Or a signal chat with Xi inadvertently added.

👍🏼😂👍🏼

Or another Truth Social post. “Vladimir, enjoy Alaska."🤨

It was like a summit built for a Spinal Tap concert.

More like a Snapchat.

A slack message

Or at least a strongly worded memo.

Putin had to reset the timer on Trump’s polonium implant.

Could have been an emoji.

Could have been a Teams "availability" setting!

cud have been a phone call from an old style rotary fone (for the optics: VERY SUARVE.. 😇😇😅😅)

Since Teams is just Slack for Republicans, that tracks.

Ok, brief non-political post. We use it on our film production, with people working all across the globe. It seems to do a decent job!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ didn't mean to pick a fight... that's just been my joke since Teams was first foisted on me and we did not see eye to eye. If it works for y'all, more power, etc.

And... apparently I've been smacked in the face with a little insta-karma, @manmademoon.bsky.social Serves me right, I guess

I like that little green light on Teams /s

😂 Bill G has your number!

Apparently so. Sheesh.

It's a shame "Bluejeans" didn't survive - it appeared alongside zoom during lockdown and was vastly superior to both zoom and especially Teams. It had flawless sound, unlike the other two. Why does the mass always pick the inferior platforms? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BlueJeans

Looks like Verizon impulse-purchased it when video conferencing became hot, and murdered it when everyone went back to work. Just another massive blunder by Verizon.

It's a shame. Did you ever try it? It was so much better than the "winners".

Post it note

Trying so hard to deflect from…

Feeding at the crotch with Epstein. "I bet she has some nice kids... KILFS! ha ha ha ha ha

That meeting showed that all Putin has to say is “jump” and omega taco asks “how high”. That is all that came from that meeting.

It should have been. By putting nothing out there, because nothing was accomplished, Putin got to drag out another couple of weeks of destroying Ukraine. Zelensky won't be hearing anything good Monday. Trump got played again. No surprise there.

Even the Email would be embarrassed

I don’t think so. There was barely enough content for a text.

Check the Spam Folder. Then delete all.

Except for rubbing each other’s…back. That’s required to be hands on.

bsky.app/profile/af68...

It’s likely. Just a matter of time. Trump is being played in a game he is destined to lose.

bsky.app/profile/af68...

Like everything with Trump. But then he couldn't have shown his unconditional love for Putin to the whole world.

Everyone should read up on the **𝑩𝒖𝒅𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒎 𝒐𝒏 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔.** It was an agreement signed on December 5, 1994, by Ukraine, Russia, the United States, and the United Kingdom. Enforcement of that agreement is the only thing acceptable.

But then Donald would have missed out on his playdate

Meeting was over Epstein blackmail and nothing else

Putrid political performance porn.

A beautiful email, no doubt.

But then how could they use it as a distraction from the Epstein thing? God, Americans are fools.

That was a Nothingburger. Good thing we're getting a steady diet of tacos. This is bullshit. Let's get back to Epstein-Trump!

That wouldn't have worked for Putin's propaganda back home.

Or a Signal chat 🤷🏾‍♀️

Can't bow down in an e-mail ... although I suppose he could have one of his flunkies create a subservience emoji.

Maybe Putin fired him as an agent.

It was nothing more than a distraction. Epstein!

Would have cost taxpayers a whole lot less.

🔥🔥🔥

Yeah but Putin was looking forward to the lunch hostedby Taco Bell!

💯

And leave a paper trail? How un-mob like!

Trump personally handing the Epstein files to his boss. Now he’s got the list of new people to have control over. The man is a Russian agent.

I can see the exchange now. Trump: stop the war. Putin: fuck off Trump: how far off shall I fuck sir?

Or text

Instead of waiting more of OUR TAX MONEY!

they've been doing that they wanted to hook up

For Trump, this is a defeat. A huge one.

And for Putin this was a victory.

Il y’a sûrement 2 perdants après ce cirque. Trump est un de ceux-là mais le plus dramatique,c’est pour le peuple ukrainien qui ne devaient pas attendre grand-chose de cette réhabilitation de Poutine par Trump mais malgré tout,cela reste terriblement inquiétant pour l’Ukraine 🇺🇦 quand nous connaissons

les 2 bandits et voyous qui ce rencontraient en Alaska

He got to hang out with his idol.

Waste of taxpayer dollars as per usual. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Even Fox says Trump was humiliated. Prepare for a decade of President Vance.

According to many sources, defeat is the only big thing Trump has.

LOSER!

The defeat started at the hands clapping for Putin, the humiliation continues for America.

The orange clown thought he was in the Kennedy Center.

Agree! It was pathetic. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

One in a long line of disgraces.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

Yeah, but he'll try to turn it around. 🫩

All the time. Loser!!!

And he will turn that anger on us.

He will put more ICE/Military folks in DC and Los Angeles. 😡

"Yuge"

Bigly yuge

Like we've never seen before

The likes of which has never been seen before 😁

The likes of which we've never seen before. He's the biggest 🤡💩

And hope to never see again. Hell, even this first time is way too many

People come up to me with tears in their eyes saying “Sir! Sir! This was the best summit ever in the history of our country. How do you do it?” Thank you for your attention in this matter.

I know why they have tears. This must be a new meaning of the expression "best summit ever" familiar with which we are not.

It makes my brain hurt trying to understand how to some he’s the ultimate strong world leader. Propaganda and Racism, helluva drug. But alas I’m still here saying “seriously, this guy?”

And of course he'll call it the greatest success ever.

It's been one humiliation after another by Putin and yet the most vengeful, vindictive guy on the planet takes it in the ass repeatedly without resistance. That's some powerful shit Putin has on Trump.

Defeat for America, you mean. Trump probably walked away with a new solid gold chicken or something.

He was there to discuss private finance. It’s likely why he didn’t want witnesses.

That summit wasn't worth the fuel of the cars getting from the plane to the summit. What a waste of air. Arrest Putin on the way to the airport.

Waste of taxpayers money & a distraction from those pesky files!

He wouldn't have gotten the hug, handshake and standing on a podium.

Yes, but it might have been worth it for the Russian journalists to sleep on cots separated by a curtain, while Putin got a dorm room. Rolled out the red carpet for the war criminals.

Putin be like

The “Failure in Chief” strikes again.

Actually, it was an X.

It should have been nonexistent

An email would've been less humiliating.

Lol seriously, I already knew that meeting was just going to be a waste of time! What were they doing for 2 hrs, screwing each other?? 🤦🏻‍♀️…

Trump does not care what happens to Ukraine, Trump is just running his mouth. If you are waiting for Trump to save Ukraine, you are foolish which I assume Zelenskyy Knows that and buying time. Trump & Putin will be having talks about special metals & carbon fuels and dividing up the world. *

sadly thats the truth..and if mericans dont watch it, the turd is gonna do the same with the US. everythings for sale when you have a greedy goblin running the circus

I think most Americans are finally starting to understand. Is it too late?

It will be too late when they actually finish understanding!

It's not too late. Watch the elections in VA this year. Help out with them: Indivisible.org

As long as we have elections, I have hope.

Might be :/ when you see everyday is a new set of vile crap that is allowed..

Trump hates Ukraine. Just judging by the way he treated Putin today, red carpet and all, and the way he berated Zelensky in his Office just a couple of months ago. It’s all so obvious.

Yes total waste of time and money

But then the American people could have seen the email

What is most secret in digital times? A meeting in person.

It could have been, but then Putin wouldn't have gotten the photo ops and praise from the American president for his propaganda use back home. Trump got absolutely nothing out of this

Putin 1 Trump 0

Right? He totally didn’t need to go all the way to Russia for that.

" ..you have a quick minute for a Teams call??"

Cucking is an in person activity

That was no summit. It was a Putin fly-by with finger raised.

Yes, only RT News wouldn’t have had images of US troops on their knees rolling out a red carpet or Putin smiling from the Beast to play on a loop while saying Putin reiterated his demands, and gave nothing.

Yeah and saved us taxpayers millions of dollars!!

What did you expect to happen? Its a start.

Start to what? Another meeting about the next meeting. Cool story, Oleg.

On private servers, of course.

Can you get a mouth full of Putin’s sperm through email, though?

Or a signal chat. 😏

Don0ld was staging this BS to distract everyone from the #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinIsland #Maxwell #PedoPresident #CoverUp #JusticeForSurvivors We are NEVER letting the #Epstein #EpsteinFiles or the BFF of #Epstein go!😡

100%

Summit? More like rock bottom.

Yes but #trump wanted to bow down to his master & lick his boots in person. End the war in one day, bullshitting from his fat ass as usual. 🤬🤦

Not really, Trump can't read. #LetsGoTurkeyLegs www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd79...

Except for the blowie Putin got.

Putin wanted to remind trump who's the boss and he did. In fact, trump said to those on Putin's team, "You're almost as famous as the 'boss,' but especially this one right over here. Freudian slip, I'd guess.

You can't get a photo op using email

Hahahahaha

But Putin was treated as a celebrity and came onto U.S. soil, when he cannot travel to Europe. Doubt Trump know ms or cares what an outrage it is.

...or a Truth post.

Trump spends our money like he did his daddy's

Actually, Trump got a deliverable. Putin told him, if he had been president this would have never happened.

Via AOL dial up

L O S E R

A signal group chat.

Trump doesn’t use emails he just has to meet comrade Putin in person and spend more of taxpayers money.

Putin could not paddle his butt in an email and Putin knows Trump does not read.

Yeah except Trump doesn’t read…

It should have been cause Trump doesnt treat the people of America like "We hang the Moon." I dont retribution in Putins future. I must say, I'm so glad Zelensky wasn't invited 😏

Rolled out the red carpet to hear “I have your pee tape”.

The meeting between POTUS and Putin could have been, but Krasnoc and Putin needed some quality time together, plotting the wnd of the USA.

It paid off for Putin. He laughed while driving off in the presidential limo, watched Trump stagger on the red carpet, spoke before Trump on American soil, made Trump stand, wait and wave like an idiot as HE got off his plane, and more! Russia's state ran media hit gold!

For Putin a few moments alone in the limousine with trump and no witness was priceless…

Or a wild text rant.

Art of the deal!

Evidently, that wasn’t even Putin. It was a body double who just owned Diaper Don. Pathetic!

Those two guys are the epitome of evil. In a meet & greet Putin asked to hold a players Super Bowl ring, pocketed it and refused to give it back. Trump swiped a World Cup Trophy in front of cameras. It sums them up. They have power.

Wonder how much money ended up in Trump's bank account. You know, a reward for Trump's cooperation.

Well at least some Russians had a shitty night. 😆

So the brilliant negotiatior accomplished nothing?

Trump was played like a virtuoso's fiddle.

IF our president was literate

My Project Management manual says face-to-face is always preferred when there are disagreements. But nothing guarantees success...

Interesting that Trump didn't answer any questions afterward. What was this so-called summit really about? They're up to something.

Pathetic waste of jet fuel

How many millions of our dollars went to that debacle show?

Trump gets nothing, Putin gets reintroduced into the world and has a summit on us soil. Like usual, Trump got played

a beautiful, perfect emai,l but then no personal lovey-dovey eye-to-eye makeout session

could've been singing wineglasses or baby bottles = 47's a traitor!

No lies stated

OR TEAMs video..conf..jfc...