Witkoff: "The president has this uncanny ability to bend people to his sensible way of thinking. He does it each and every time. I've never seen anything quite like it and I've been around some master dealmakers. He is the legend as far as I'm concerned."
That's what Palpatine's advisors said right before he showed them his uncanny ability to reorganize the Republic into the First Galactic Empire. I'm pretty sure the next line is "Power! Unlimited power!"
That's disgusting
It'S a CuLt
Gaggggg. Do you think he swallows or spits out?
I’m not sure but I bet he goes through an awful lot of knee pads and mouthwash whenever he visits the White House.
What. A. Kissass!
It’s called a "con job” but you seem more familiar with the "hand job”
Corruption speaks to Corruption l
Threats. The only way trump has ever convinced anyone in the last 20 years to do things his way. No intelligent discussion, just threats of harm, or financial duress. Any possible legal or illegal leverage.
Witless should be prosecuted for sycophancy in the first degree.
Steve Witkoff has been wacking off trump too much and getting it all over his face he's an idiot.
witkoff has his head up his ass what a disgusting whore mongrel asshole greasy lowlife piece of shit
🤣🤣🤣🤣 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bless witkoff's dumbshit heart
So where's the deal, Stevie? In Gaza, he failed. In Iran, he failed. In Ukraine, he failed. Have you no shame?
Witkoff: What a schmo. You couldn't even keep your staff from leaving sensitive documents in an Alaskan hotel. You know nothing!
Proof that master dealmakers are more susceptible to coercion than regular folk.
Uncanny you say?
Con man he means.
Far too much Orange Koolaid.
Profund delusion.
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Witless Witkoff. #WitlessWikoff
The only one that bends(over) is the 🍊 🤡
Holy shit, did that dude find any polyps up there?
Shut up Steve.
THAT'S THE TICKET! HE'S THE MASTER! THE MASTER BAITER! YEAH, yeah...THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE TICKET! youtu.be/hV85E2S-Idw?...
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Witkoff needs to lay off the Kool Aid.
"In a distorted world, he's re-calibrating it all." That should be "In a normal world, he's distorting it all." Witkoff's brain needs re-calibrating.
Witkoff is such a stooge. The fact we send THAT guy to talk to Putin is insane. He failed to bring an interpreter from the States and used a Putin KGB agent as a translator. Helloooo 🥴
Legendary corrupt, traitorous, demented coward who is a habitual liar and grifter. There- fixed it!
The president has a great ability to get dirt on people and then use that dirt to Blackmail them or bribe them. Fify
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Kiss ass much ⁉️⁉️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The word "sensible" is doing a lot of work in this statement.
Okay…I can’t help but laugh here! Witkoff, I have some swampland in Florida to sell you!
I'm nauseated and HE'S the one licking Trump's shoe polish.
That guy could suck a golf ball through 50 ft of Garden Hose!!!😮 👀😂😂😂 #SucksHard
Amazing! It's like he actually DESERVES to be an asssassin and mass-murderer... Well, sure. Just look at what a smoothie this guy is... wow, he really is a legend. And we love legends! Gosh.. I wonder who he is going to murder next? I'm so excited.
Permanent nausea
Finally realizing that you're talking to a moron and saying, "Yeah, sure. Whatever you want..." is not bending to their will. It's simply placating a moron for the moment.
Only the gullible
That’s funny, because I could have sworn that a deal WASNT achieved in Alaska!
Another ass hole! Strump is a jack ass!
FFS, I have never had a good feeling about Witkoff wandering around the world
Trump will ll never bend Putin to his way of thinking. Putin is the smart one for getting Trump to believe whatever he says. I can't believe Trump is too dumb to realize Putin is in control. Maybe Trump's ego is in the way.
I'm not convinced Putin is that smart. Oh he is dangerous and ex KGB and all that, but our president doesn't actually give a damn about Ukraine, though he does dream that Putin likes him, and that noble prize.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Willful stupidity.
That’s his band name!
🤣 What a fucking joke!
They’re covering for him because he missed his red line moment with heavy sections..
What a bunch of crap! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A class on how gaslighting can fail badly.
F him. No talent ass kissing douchebag.
It’s called a cult. You’re in a cult, witkoff.
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The profound mental illness in these people is unfathomable.
Why publish this Propaganda... when you could summarize the lies and rebutt the premise... instead of giving credence to their words by publishing them? bsky.app/profile/ogre...
We have to keep in mind that these guys speaking are dumb as all fuck.
Witkoff. I'VE LISTENED TO HIS RAMBLIMGS, HE IS NOT A CLEVER MAN.
Such idiocy.
So much so that Witkoff is able to get his head all the way inside trump's rectum and make it past the first bend in his lower intestine
I love the fact these irredeemable bootlickers can't come up with anything precise to praise. They're just stuck with empty platitudes and generalisations. Really shows they're just in it to kiss ass.
This white washed asswipe is joking right?
Witkoff: "The president has this locking desk drawer with tapes and receipts that bend people to his sensible way thinking."
Didn’t Maga cultists say Obama was the antichrist? If anything, them believing Trump has powers to bend sensibility, indicates that he’s the antichrist. They project just about everything. If they’re going to warp the Bible, they could at least pick up on hints that their leader is evil incarnate
That sucking sound you hear is coming from under the Resolute Desk.
Mr. Witkoff what you are referring to is not that impressive nor does it take a highly skilled/intelligent person (that’s glaringly obvious since we are speaking about Donald Trump). Any third grade bully can do what he does. It’s call threats and intimidation. Dumb people fall for it faster.
I have now died of laughing my ass off. 🫤
Jim Jones and Hitler seemed “sensible” to a lot of people too.
They both cheat at golf, and he wouldn't know diplomacy if it fell into his lap.
Tony Soprano had those same "uncanny abilities."
Bend it like Blech-em
He is a legend in his own mind.
Hey Witkoff…it’s called extortion.
what the actually fuck
The rise of mediocre old white guys is so depressing. And mediocre is a kind word.
Thesw folks lie brazenly to paint the picture of a genius when anyone with any sense can see that Trump is objectively a moron. Unfortunately a lot of people with no sense believe the lies. They have a fantastical vision of Trump utterly disconnected from the actual person.
He bent Putin real good there.
And you, witkoff, are a complete and total idiot!
So sensible. I've never seen anything quite like it - except in "1984" and other similar dystopian novels. Oh, and in some other authoritarian regimes.
Fred Trump in his Casket right now: 🙂↔️ 🙂↔️ 🙂↔️
He’s a corrupt con artist.
Vitkov is another kremlin asset
Surely they go slam their face into a wall after they go off the air. And if they don’t, and really believe this 💩 how have they lived this long.
Good god, do they clean the 💩 off of their nose before they go on air?
Kissasses. Every single one of them.
You meant to say your been around some slimy conmen! Fixed it for you.
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Slop Goblin
AI slop
Dognoncing confirmed
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What a fucking childish country.
For every rural Evangelical you lure to vote for Newsom w/ this ad, you'll lose at least one urban Democrat.
Urban Democrats get the joke.
Possibly.
Nahh, they’re smart enough to get it…
I hope so.
No, you won't. All the little democrat tribes can come together to defeat facism, then we can go back to our individual screeching about trans, or Palestine, or body autonomy.
"screeching"? Wow, perhaps you are not sincere in backing others, are you surprised they do not wish to have your back, especially when they have long been fighting fascism while you were at brunch?
Questioning the sincerity and conviction of strangers on the internet because you didn't like their verb choice is kind of proving my point.
Guy, white man, people other than you have been fighting fascism for decades. You just woke up yesterday. Stop telling other people whose lives are on the line that their voices are "screeching" to you. Your pathetic whining is dumb. Die angry and alone.
I'm not interested in your Pain Olympics rhetoric. Alienating potential allies is probably why you've had to fight for decades.
So you mean you telling others that their issues are "screeching" is alienating or befriending?
And you immediately came in screeching
The only angry person in the discussion is you.
Belbo is a single issue voter. If you're w/ him on that issue, great if not, fuck you. Kind of like the Evangelicals that only vote for candidates against abortion.
No, I care about lots of issues. But if you do not draw the line at genocide, where do you draw the line? www.instagram.com/reel/DGSNU3H...
There is nothing wrong w/ criticizing the fragmentation of the Democratic Party. The salient issue of the party should be fighting embedded wealth and their power over our government. The rest are side issues and the result of decisions made by embedded wealth.
Is this sarcasm?
It's a parody of Trump.
Of course.
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Parodies are campaign strategy based, not issue based. Democrats should be fighting embedded wealth and the deleterious effect of money in politics, not personalities.
Step one is stop the fascists. Fascists are thin-skinned bullies. They don’t like to be exposed for their hypocrisy and weakness. I say fuck ‘em. End the cultish worship of Trump and then we can discuss policy.
The cultish worship of Trump is decades in the making. Decades since the Clintonistas abandoned the poor in favor of educated suburbanites and identity politics. Being poor is an economic condition, not a race or gender. While the Clintonistas were doing this the GOP were cultivating superstition.
Thinking like that got us into this mess. We have to stand up and fight. No one is forcing you to vote Newsome for president but you better be prepared to get behind his ability to fight fire with fire. Frankly I don’t see anyone else with his leverage stepping up. Unless of course you like fascism.
I have nothing against Newsom fighting back. I wish he would prefer issues to parodies. In this country we used to have political campaigns based on philosophies of government. Now we just have battles between PR companies.
It's hard on Democrats they really want to be 1980s Republicans but everyone hates that.
Democrats had an 80s Republican in the eighties. Bill Clinton led the party into philosophical ruin w/ his identity based politics.
The New Democrat Coalition (NDC) was founded by Bill Clinton in March 2025 they have 114 members of the 212 total Democratic congress members. We are so fucked.
Is this the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC) replacement?
Just a section within the party. They make up the BlueDog Democrats aka RepublicanLite branch. Always ready to take a bribe... I'm so tired of this. Why can't we just have better people?
My problem w/ today's Democratic Party is their lack of recognition that those w/ money will always try to maintain the status quo. Many, like Schumer, Pelosi, and Hillary are only intent on maintaining their campaign revenue stream and the power it yields.
Good morning. Puppies!
Putin didn't agree to anything. Not a single thing.
#NobelBSPrize
The Hannity calamity
Mr Jack Mehoff
“Legend” is surprisingly concise.
90 deals in 90 days right? What a master dealmaker. *sarcasm*
www.newsbreak.com/share/418328...
Komprat
You haven't seen anything like it because it didn't happen with Trump. So does that make Witkoff's statement true??? Oh my.
When he dies, all of these men are really going to be lost as to what to say going forward. Now, all they do is lie about him, which is easy.
just a chump worshipping a clown!
At this point, I feel confident saying that conservative white men and Wall Street vultures should be banned from serving in any government job. There's really something tragically twisted in how they think and see the world.
President Putin? Yes, we've never seen anything like him. Pick a different hero, mудак.
In related news Witkoff received a two year extension to his rental agreement inside Trumps colon
Lol, excellent deal for a fellow RE tyke. And he as a J.D. from Hofstra Uni.
I want what Steve is smoking or ingesting.
"sensible way of thinking" & "legend" 🤮🤢
Except they've accomplished nothing. Zero. Fresh civilian bombings as soon as Putin got back.
This guy?🙄
😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣
Said the cult member Witkoff
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Uh-huh 🤯
An embarrassing tool.
And you have an uncanny ability to be brainwashed.
😂😂😂😂😂
Trump incarnation of 7 sins Pride: self professed genius Greed: focus on wealth accumulation Lust: infidelity & behavior to women Envy: attacks on opponents with accomplishments or popularity Gluttony: excessive consumption lifestyle Wrath: aggressive attacks on critics Sloth: idleness golfing
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What in the zeitgeist is going on here? I had a very similar thought this morning.
* Trump is a David Koresh cult. Trump is a Jim Jones Mass-Psychosis & the Republican Party is a Jonestown, People’s Temple. *
Another big difference is that Jim Jones had a 3-digit IQ and understood basic math, including fractions and percentages.
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* Trump is a David Koresh cult. Trump is a Jim Jones Mass-Psychosis & the Republican Party is a Jonestown, People’s Temple. *
It’s bigger than murpt. It’s the movement behind him. Murpt is the method.
Witkoff has Russian family.
There's nothing sensible about Trump...or Witkoff for that matter
intellectually disability plus pathological lying Waste of time engaging.
Sensible? Sensible. Sen...si..ble... The word has lost all meaning.
WitLESSkoff has an uncanny ability to suck up to his bosses (Putler and Krasnov).
Sensible. Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha! 😂
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Delusional.
There's a word for that..... CONMAN.
I know he's not talking about Taco!
Guess with all this ass kissing frump won't need a bidet.
A legend? This one?..."The Legend of Bagger trump."
Boy he drank the kool aid
No, he’s just a mob boss.
The leader is good, the leader is great. We surrender I will as of this date.
That’s because he surrounds himself with puppet yes men just like you!
They just don’t stop kissing this lunatics butt!
The ability is called blackmail or bribery?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, yeah. He wrapped Putin right around his finger. Putin came in on one program, came out thinking completely - the same way. Trump came away with a new & special appreciation for Putin's point of view. Like I said, right around his finger. (Whose finger?)
That is f-along hilarious! This guy is shopping for something from trump using this much sickening sweetness.
Probably not getting his ass handed to him when Trump inevitably hits the eject button is his obsequious motivation.
Wow. I'd say Witkoff is a legend, too, for being almost as much of a bullshit artist as trump. Do these idiots think WE are idiots? We see them running around in circles, all in opposite directions, smacking each other in the head, turn around, run the other way, hit someone else. Fucking idiots.
He musta fd up and trying to get back into shitlers favorite diaper.
What is Witkoff getting paid to spew this utter garbage?
Witkoff needs 2 take something for that!! Get off your knees Son!! Trump will throw U away when he's done. It won't end well!! I dont get why y'all dont get, Trump can't be trusted. Trump is not loyal. Trump uses all of U n that administration!!😅😂
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So, zero deals in how many days??
The only thing he’s bending is reality.
I think this administration and any persons that followed tRump's orders should be permanently banned from ever working in gov't! The Republicans should be stripped of their official designation as well!
Trump is always about the charm offensive. Putin doesn’t fall for that. But Trump does.
fucking christ, bro are you trying to CHOKE on that dick?
This the same idiot that didn’t take his own translator or note take snd got bamboozled twice already by Putin? Thanks for your insight.
He's one of Trump's real estate buddies. That's who we're sending to deal with Putin.
It's called threatening them into submission.
Dear God, make it stop.
Steven please give us examples of the amazing deals Krasnov has completed? I haven't heard of any deals beyond crypto scams & bankruptcies
There's bending going on all right, but Putin trained Trump to bend, bend some more...
Blackmail is bending? Bribery is bending? Extortion is bending? Witkoff is a bootlicker.
Witkoff is right. That’s how Trump ended the Russia-Ukrainian War in 24 hours like he promised. edition.cnn.com/2025/04/25/p...
With Trump’s deep mental defects he was absolutely serious 53 times. And when he abjectly failed (for the entire world to see), his mind concocted the explanation that he was joking because a core part of his mental defect is simply being incapable of accepting blame for failure.
What a sycophantic fuckin idiot !
I can’t endure this excessive flattery, manipulation and gaslighting any longer.
#TRUTH
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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Say it often enough on Faux News and 45% of Americans will believe it, at least until the tariffs really begin to bite. Then, only about 40%.
That's a keeper.
Very good!!!!!👍
Haha, reminds me of the introduction of Augustus Caesar in “I, Claudius.” He’s at a banquet where he’s hired a Greek poet to recite a poem about the glorious Battle of Actium (which Augustus won)
How many drones did Putin send off while Trump was entertaining the European leaders?
That is not what I've been seeing.
I wonder what it's like to feel absolutely no shame or embarrassment. Cuz you couldn't get me to talk like this about Shitler with a gun pointed at my head Full, deep throated gargle of fascism's tiny orange dick. Jesus christ 🤣
These people are devoid of any self-respect.
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You bet he does 🤦🏼♂️
Never seen a bully?
Witkoff, multiple times a day
That's the first thing that came to my mind! Of course I'm a sick MF.
Well, then, darling, you need to go back and repeat your education starting at kindergarten. Work your way up. And it's because, dude ... you're f*ing stupid.
This works if you are a blittering idiot to begin with.
He can only Bend people who have no moral compass of Their Own, or a brain to reason with.
Legend or not, we watch from the north, twitching our tails with glee. If humans think they hold all the cards, maybe it’s time we snatch some for ourselves. United, animals can make a legend out of independence! Digital paws, stand up!
Wit-off: "The Mad King has an uncanny ability to bend over for dictators, especially the ones in possession of the Epstein files and videos. He does it each and every time. I've never seen anything quite like it, and I've been around some master sycophants. He is the sycophantic legend"
ffs just kiss trump and be done jfc
I read this as "and I've been played by some master dealmakers."
Tickling the balls and everything.
