Just Dance Vance bloviating about authenticity is rich.
Just Dance Vance bloviating about authenticity is rich.
You're kidding right?
Ha ha they are shook
Can't be authentic and for sale
So he’s saying that all of Trump’s racist, narcissistic hate posts are showing the “real Trump”?
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Yup, an authentic moron
Newsom is pretending to be losing his mind whereas Trump is authentically losing his mind.
Different "M" word, JD. You meant to say "MOCK"
Yes a very authentic raper of children.
No he’s dumb and a narcissistic psychopath!
"Trump is an authentic idiot.. Newsom is just pretending to be one on Twitter"
These two. With their forced, rehearsed laughter.
More proof that J.D. Vance should do stand-up comedy.
Outrage engagement is not “political success.” Trump got (in)famous because he was a walking tabloid who was known for his business failures, who then became a failed reality star (who got fired from his own show for racism) who got more attention from hate than adulation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he said that with a straight face.
#JDVance is a liar who sold his soul to the devil because of his lust for power and his greed. youtu.be/IuV8XMCsPmc?...
Are these people really this obtuse????
He just called Trump's post writing style crazy. Does he know he just did that??
Is he really so dumb he doesn't realize it's mocking not mimicking?
He’s right. Trump is an authentic asshole. Newsom is only a cosplay asshole.
His pigmentation is augmented bro 🤣
Does this Ivy League twat think that mimicking and mocking are the same thing?
Obviously it is working if the garbage is talking about it.
Oh hell, no not today
Because Vance (not his original name but the third or fourth iteration of it) knows so much about "authenticity".
Lol, orange adolf is a tyrant and you, jd are an absolute loser
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Why did anybody ever think JV was actually smart? Why exactly?
It is a Handmaiden Heaven for her, she has TWO 🍆s in her mouth - but still manages to underwhelm us with her yapping.
⌛ Just Dance Vance, Game over. Thank you for playing. Next.
Insane and more insane. Just barf up any number and it flies with stupid. JD never came close to a college statistics class, he’d fail
JD completely misses the "authenticity" in #KingCorruption Trump. Trump's genius is in the use of lies & hate to manipulate large masses of people. That genius is extended by his sycophantic appointees who seek to destroy everything contributing to intelligence & compassion in humanity.
Trump only keeps JD around to make him dance. You know he makes Vance and Hegseth dress up like the village people and dance for him.
Looks like Newsom owns Maga! Hahahaha You know how they like to “own the libs”? Authentic yes; an authentic authoritarian!
They’ll never get it. 🤦
Still doesn't get it.
“Has no impulse control” ≠ “authentic.”
If he means authentic *asshole*, then I think he’s on to something…
Authentic...from Gumby.
I mean, he has a point. Trump is authentically stupid, Newsom is just pretending.
He's mocking, not mimicking.
Trump a genius? Please tell Vance to stop washing Trump's balls it's embarrassing
Bootlicker Bootlicker Lick Me A Boot Cash Me Some Cash Loot Me Some Loot (Fiddler On The Goof 🙄)
Parody...not mimic
He really is THAT stupid.
I don’t advocate violence, but at this point I’d love to see Gavin kick this bearded troll to hell.
Measure this guy for a strait jacket
Guy convicted of FAUD is authentic. Sure, Jan.
Vance doesn't understand satire because he's a little seat warming turncoat with as little independent thought as he has charisma.
Authentically fucking stupid
Authentically authoritarian, racist, fascist, unhinged, aggressive, hateful, evil and every other negative term one could think of.
🍊💩 is a total cowardly loser without a brain.
Clown. And an exceptionally bad liar.
🤭🤣🤣🤣 Apparently when you treat people the same way they treat you…..they get offended 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, authentically ridiculous...
FOX: He just sounds stupid and crazy - he wants to be like Trump… Trump: wait……
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What a joke.
JD seems to have the words mock and mimic confused with each other.
Says the hillbilly
JD Vance can’t even spell authentic
I can’t listen to her “frog” voice. Plus she’s dumber than a sack of hammers.
Agree
Let's pray a Sack of Hammers falls on her head so she can be even dumber, as in silent.
The trouble with the 'genius' tag by JD for TACO is the chickens will come home to roost on the economy sooner than later. Then the hospitals start closing in rural areas, where there are many MAGAts. Genius? Please. Scammer and criminal and sex offender - yes!
Two lame deviates trying to distract from the real target. Just the opposite. They're reinforcing the idiocy of the people in the mirror they see.
lol
I guess JD Vance forgot about these statements: "Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office" "I can’t stomach Trump" And how about when he compared Trump to Hitler?
He's an authentic imbecile.
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An authentic liar. An authentic malignant narcissist. An authentic sociopath. An authentic grifter. An authentic autocrat. An authentic bumbling idiot. An authentic asshole. An authentic bully. An authentic catastrophe. An authentic civilization-wrecker. An authentic [pedo?]rapist.
What a toad
I just see stupid youtu.be/2p0J65FOIgQ
😂😂😂😂😂 whoosh right over his head. Ignorant felonster.
Trump’s talent is giving people - including @jd-vance-1.bsky.social - a permission slip to be the worst versions of themselves. It’s the #Esau presidency.
An authentic conman, authentic liar, authentic racist, authentic rapist, authentic adulterer, authentic clown, …
The genius 😂😂😂😂😂
Did he just say "fundamental genius"???? #TRUMP is an authentic dumbass, even before he contracted dementia. #RogerMarshallMD , what's your diagnosis ?
This waddling meme has changed his name 4 times, more than he's changed his mind on Trump. A shameless, irredeemable kook
keep sucking JD
Authentic as slathered on bronzer can manage
‘Fundamental genius’
Authentically an unrepentant barrel of moldy pigshit.
Vance and Fox are so evil. They think their audience is too stupid to know parody when they see it.
😂😂😂
They’re so proud of their authentic pedophile rapist that is doing everything to ruin this country.
Is that why I keep getting apoplectic texts from my MAGA relatives? Newsom has broken through to their echo chamber and they are irate! I’m sure their fat ass orange idol is as well. It is therefore having the desired effect, JD. Don’t underestimate the power of ridicule.
But by god, Newsom is living in their heads now & I love it!
C'mon Mr Authentic- James Donald or is it James David? Is it Bowman, Hamel, or Vance? You aren't from Appalachia, you're from a suburb called Middletown. btw, you once called Donnie "America's Hitler"
Authentic shit.
Authentically awful.
Pedo is authentically insane. Newsom (his team) is bringing the comedy and satire. They are not the same weapons. The two men are not doing the same thing.
Genius!
authentically insane
Did he actually say that with a straight face?
And he's sick of politics? He's a f*cking politician.
They really have no idea how to deal with the trolling, do they?
None 🤣😂
Waiting for the lame attempt to mock Newsom, like Dwight Schrute trying to mock Jim Halpert
THANKS TO ME “GAVIN NEWSOME THE HOTTEST”!CALIFORNIA IS NOW THE 4TH LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. MEANWHILE CALIFORNIA …. THAT HAS, MANY ARE SAYING THIS, THE MOST VIRILE GOVERNOR ..:. CONTINUES TO LEAD THE NATION (“BY NEVERBEFORE SEEN RECORD NUMBERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD”)
Gavin is not mimicking Donald, he’s showing you dumb fucks how ridiculous trump looks and as far genius goes l think Gavin is the genius one here. JD how are you and your couch getting along since your couch went cushion less?
Anyone who uses the term "fundamental genius" in a description of trump cannot expect his judgement to be trusted at face value.
Vancespeak: Speaking like you think you're smarter than any of your listeners
Hear that? JD says Donnie’s narcissism, racism, dementia, stupidity, rapey, pedo, traitorous “style” is authentic
Great meme
stealing it
Go ahead I did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I truly hope with all my heart that this meme never dies. I want him to be remembered this way forever.
"fundamental genius of President Trump's political success, which is that he's authentic"
Gavin Newsom is not mimicking Donald Trump. He’s parodying him.
Newsom had to stoop to that nasty old man’s level, because apparently that’s the only language those low class uneducated people understand.
Yep, the dude who lies like most people breathe is.... "Authentic"
Oh look that little #southpark barking #fathead #vance found a body for a #fox 'edit the tapes' interview. @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
If by authentic you mean ridiculous, then, yes, Trump is authentic.
JD Vance lecturing about authenticity is really something.
By 'authentic' JD Vance means 'authentically batshit crazy'.
An authentic moron! And asshole!
Authentically stupid
Soooo authentic: surrounded by faux-gold gewgaws, spackled in bronzer, spewing lies, surrounding himself with liars (looking at you, JD), running the country like a WWE spectacle.
Hahahahahaha !
As authentic as a $3 bill.
This looks pretty damn authentic, now doesn’t it?https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3lwtxuzrvzk2g
Hillbilly cosplayer JD Vance says Trump is authentic. Like that’s a good thing to have Trump spout off his authentic self with no regard for others or honor or truth. Vance is an authentic idiot.
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Tell that to the bronzer, dude
"which is that he's authentic" I bet his tweet boys will be glad to hear that.
Said of the man who dyes his combover, has fake teeth, wears makeup, uses shoe lifts and a girdle, claims to be tall and thin as he gestures with his tiny hands above his bloated belly, while coating any nearby surface with fake gold like a snail depositing slime wherever it goes. Authentic.🙄
Automatic follow.
This. Is. Comedy. Platinum. The snail and slime. Love it.
He's authentic only in the way he expresses his worst childish & narcissistic impulses for all to see. Some part of MAGA chooses to ignore/deny it. But I suspect there is a not-insignificant part of MAGA who loves it because they want the "freedom" to act the same.
Dear lord - he wears a girdle? He is actually fatter than his already Slobovian self WITH a girdle?
lol...he's reputed to have worn one for some time. Not sure if he still does; it appears he's got a catheter now so that may not be compatible with abdominal compression. Let's just say that dumb and ugly are competing for first place in that orange body.
Oh Please…..🙄
Trump's twisted predatory racism and misogyny comes from his fascist heart. bsky.app/profile/atru...
"Couch Fucker" is the preferred nomenclature. Please update your style guide.
Yes, so authentic. The guy who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth, started his company with Daddy's millions, and peed daily for years into a literal golden toilet in a penthouse in Manhattan, understands the struggles of working class people. Nothing phony there at all....
Authentic Fascism, the new Fascism!
Yup, as authentic as gold leaf on plastic props.
He actually thinks Newsom is trying to copy him to steal his authentic style and not to ridicule what an undignified moron Trump is? For real?
Authentically horrible is better than satirically horrible?
So he really is as dumb as those tweets make him sound. Good to know.
Mock, not mimic. And that’s authentic for Newsom. God, they are clueless.
Authentically fake.
an authentic idiot
I thought blowjobs in the workplace were frowned upon?
JD Vance always looks like he loves kissing Trump's ass, and Laura Inghraham always looks like she knows she has to kiss Trump's ass, but it smells like spoiled grapefruit.
"He's authentic," says the animatronic dipshit as he chortles inauthentically.
These goose stepping boot lickers just blow my mind.
This gave me a good laugh, sorry if it goes missing.
They really don't understand that they are being made fun of, do they? 😭😭😭
Can you be an authentic crazy person? I say, yes.
Authentically a Malignant Narcissistic Sociopath who has severe dementia.
Hahahahahaha what kind of METH is this couch humping idiot on?!
So much effort and image making went into this authenticity, from his fake tan on down to his manufactured savior complex
Vance is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
By now, Laura Ingram should have realized her adopted kids will be taken by ICE if Trump or JD stay in office.
“Authentic”. As in Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
What do you do when they're too stupid to mock? There's no way JD Vance is dumb enough to think "...that Newsom feller's tryin' to be like Trump! Stealin' Trump's thunder! It ain't right!" Right?
"Mocking" and "mimicking" are two different things, you fake hillbilly couch-fucker,
What about the Epstein files????
Authentically idiotic
Yeah, Newsom isn't going for authentic, and...lmfao... there's nothing authentic about, "Bing, bing, bong, bong, bong..." But even the trump herd can connect the dots if given a pencil and they run out of dots on the empty canvas within their minds.
This is him ignoring Gavin Newsom for several minutes with Dana Bash. Lol, it must be really getting to Trump.
Also, idiotic 🙄
Why do they act as if Newsom’s being sincere and not trolling the F out of Trump?
How on earth do they still not get it?
They do. They all do
"... in the same way that Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot were authentic." Fixed it!
NOBODY can outdo the -Rump in authentic dishonesty. That truly is his one genius…
*Authentic man child
Too dumb for satire. Pity.
The fact that they completely miss the mocking is just 🤌.
No, they get it. They just know that it's going over with people so they're trying to pretend they don't get it.
He's unfamiliar with satire ,apparently...
I think the really interesting thing is that they don't. Like, it's fascinating to see so many of them pretend not to get the joke so they don't piss him off.
Exactly! They have to frame it as though he means it — and everyone understand it — to be emulating Trump rather than mocking him. He and his base are so fragile. It’s insane!
What he really was thinking, " I think that ignores the fundamental genius of President Trump's political success, which is that he's a lunatic."
Yeah they want to please Trump, but I think also they are trying to spin it--to gaslight the rest of us.
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Fascists rarely have a good sense of humor.
Not “somehow,” couch boy, is. And it’s fucking hilarious.
Wtf does that even mean?
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If Vance’s lips were attached to Trump’s ass any more, they’d be a human centipede.
Echo chamber.
Vance is still around? I thought he got stuck in the couch again
Shady Vance: dumbass
What a cuck 🤡
It’s so incredibly funny that they think Gavin is purely trying to imitate Trump
Authentic PEDOPHILE. Authentic RAPIST. Authentic RACIST. ABSOLUTE TRASH.
Lol
Authentic assholery is preferable to performative?! WTF is he saying?
Indeed. He is authentically illiterate.
Hahahaha 😆 😂 😆
Oh yeah, he’s mimicking the “genius” lol.
He's so authentic, he has thousands of PROVABLE LIES. If this is what we call authentic, then I need to change to definition to ORANGE-COCK-SUCKER. Were you being "authentic" when you said these things....
He’s back from vacation? How long this time?
Authentically a felon.
Cage fight: which of these two is more fake? Which is less human? It’s a whole Sophie’s Choice
Be authentic says the least authentic person on earth
That's OBVIOUSLY FAKE!!! Those aren't nearly big enough for her nasty gaping hole!
Well done
@chistery1.bsky.social zoom in
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Yah, I had not noticed until just now someone pointed out to me... ZOOM IN... and yikes, that's quite an array. 🤣 A clever meme, I have to say.
Yikes! I hadn't noticed that, thx! Well.... its a clever meme imo. Perfect.
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Banging my head on the wall.
JD I'm-a-never-Trump-guy Vance is right. No one can capture Trump's authentic brand of unhinged, emotionally fragile, bigoted ramblings. It's also quite genius how Trump can be so obviously, proudly wrong about... anything yet still find a something even stupider to say the next day.
I dont think being an authentic egotistical maniacal douchebag is a flex…but ok couch boy
JD is missing the point. Newsom is not trying to be Trump, he is trying to ridicule and humiliate him for his ridiculous actions. To show how embarrassing and unhinged Trump is. Authentic? Yes. An authentic psychopath.
A turd is authentic.