This guy is not the brightest bulb in the bunch is he? Why are they all so stupid? Are there no intelligent GOP? I guess just the ones who left before Trump took over.

Price of food is skyrocketing but I am worried about a gas can I use once every few years. I don't know how to use it. Which end does the gas come out? Why won't it come out like a fire hose? Sure the kids got measles and my wife died from no health care. But that gas can...

this really an issue for anyone? It takes a few seconds to fill up my lawnmower. Half the time, I see someone putting fuel in old milk jugs at the pump.

Just think. The gas will flow so freely it will be splashing all over the sides and top of your mower. Now that's something I want to sign up for. Never in a million years would I think gas will be flowing more freely from the can.

My water is flowing faster?? Omg is someone in my well?!?

Wow wee! Really?

"I, like you, say a giant FUCK YOU to our children, our grandchildren, and to all living things on this planet we hate! Whooo!"🙄

who said there wasn't an upside to massive government oppression?

Will they be putting a pin sized hole on the top of the gas cans to make them flow faster? 🤔 This is a problem, and I am glad that it's finally being addressed. Thank goodness we have politicians like Lee Zeldin to fix this country one gas can at a time.

is "gas can" a euphemism for the gas bag in the white house

Utter nonsense.

What does that even mean and why does he care? Does he frequently fill and use gas cans? I don't.

Thank god, a bureaucrat who knows how to stay laser-focused on the issues that matter most to our proud nation!

Id rather they stop just ONE big truck from blinding me with LEDs. But that would be useful to Americans, and we can’t have that.

So they can burn down blue cities faster?

Hey, Lee - my gas is still up around $3.40/gallon. What happened?

It is not. It's $1.98/gallon. Who ya gonna believe, the most awesomest president ever or your own lyin' eyes?

This is what happens when there are no adults around to rein in The Stain. Also, for my DC friends, I hope you go out tonight to thank the president for his crime fighting efforts: www.cnn.com/2025/08/21/p...

None of that bullshit matters when we’re losing our country you fucking moron

Zeldin is trash.

JFC. Such a rambling loser.

The hell is he even trying to say?

What now?

... as you burn down democracy?

Lee STFU!

WTAF

Why does he talk about gas cans? Gas cans for the lawn mower— a gas PUMP might be the word you can’t find

Yea!!! Somebody pooped in the potty! That is the weakest, lamest, and most unserious list of supposed accomplishments ever uttered. Proclaiming them at a mic’d podium doesn’t validate the ridiculousness. Really surprised resurrecting incandescent light bulbs wasn’t a fist-pump moment.

Makin us great

OK BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!

God, this man needs to be slapped and slapped hard.

OMFG, can this administration get any more stupid?

Never assume something can't happen

Yes. Yes it can.

Easy there... they'll see that as a challenge

A gentle reminder. There is no bottom.

I ask myself that question every morning, and each evening the answer comes back: "Sadly, yes."

Nailed it !

Probably

Yes!!!!

What a humongous dork. Gas cans flow faster...😀

But he yells and gets them all excited. He could have said “and we’re going to fuck all your children” and they still would have cheered. They’re not actually listening to what he’s saying. They’re just all up in the excitement he’s generating.

But I'm not going anywhere.

Listen, I hate idle assist. But that's me, and I can turn it off in my car.

I just disabled it permanently in my Jeep. My wife loves it in her car.

The only gas is coming from his ass

your mac and cheese will be CHEESIER! your hair will be fuller and shinier! WE'RE MAKING AMERICA MORE BEST THAN IT'S EVER BEEN

Is there a barrel somewhere full of the koolaid that republicans drink? Maybe we can add some ingredients.

Wow, that’s fantastic. Just last week I told my bestie “ I wish my gas can flowed faster.” Said no one ever.

Get the fuck out of my state. We aren’t a bunch of stupid yokels. We know exactly what you are. 👹

Big a-holes require a lot of water. This loser was my Congressman. Having him at the EPA fucks the planet.

groceries matter. this shit makes no sense

JFC

Dumb as a fence post

Who’s this knucklehead?

What?

STUPIDO STUPIDO STUPIDO

That is certainly at the top of the list of hopes held by every gardener not yet deported.

But the windmills are still killing whales and fucking up water pressure… omfg this whole maga movement is so fucking stupid I wanna die

People won’t have a say in anything soon under this administration

Bro, I already overflow my lawn mower 50% of the time. Thankfully, blower, weed whacker, etc are battery. mower will be too when this one dies...

You're allowing us to be poisoned by our air and water! Asshat!

How many morons are going to be distracted by that? #EpsteinFiles

"I voted for faster gas cans!" "You guys failed to deliver!"

He's pissed because Zinke got to spew that same shit in a cowboy hat on a horse

This guy's on the list for sure.

A flame mitigation device or flame arrester on a gas can prevents flames from entering the can through the spout and exploding it. It can slightly decrease the flow rate on a gas can. Many, though hardly all, instances of exploding gas cans result from an idiot pouring gasoline on an open flame.

Who fucking cares Zeldin

. If the Epstein files are in the hands of the Trump administration (which they are), you will NEVER find anything in there on Trump!!!!! I guarantee all information on Trump has been expunged! Do you really think the Trump administration would release documents to damage Trump?!?

The reason why they put the valve on gas cans.

Well, first, you NEVER use gasoline to start a fire. ALWAYS use Kerosine or Diesel so it's not as explosive!

And we going to make Smog great again.

His name sounds like a shitty Led Zeppelin tribute band.

I love his cover of "Bad times, bad times/ You know I create my share"

Also "Golden Escalator to Heaven"

My can flows just fine, thank you very much.

How has no one posted a jerk gif yet?

Who is this loser? Ugh of Georgia I didn’t ask to reverse whatever he said. Start and stop car features are safety precautions. 😑😑😑😒🤔 bunch of idjits cheering. Sounds like 15 people were in the crowd

Lee is trying to secure the arsonist vote I guess

🤬🔥🤨… stupid, stupid, stupid

Gas cans? He’s lost me

Exit through the grift shop

Focusing on the most important issues. 🙄

LOOK AT THESE FRIGHTENED LITTLE GIRLS ABOUT TO BE FORCED INTO SEX SLAVERY 😢😢😢....THIS IS PRECISELY THE ISSUE...WE NOW HAVE 3RD GRADE DROPOUTS, DRUG ADDICTS AND ILLITERATE PEDOPHILES VOTING FOR TRUMP WAVING VOTING CARDS LIKE THEY'RE GRAD SCHOOL DIPLOMAS FROM MIT... REQUIRE COMPETENCY EXAMS TO VOTE...

Anyone else getting Sean Spicer vibes?

The issue that has galvanized the populace!

It would be better if we could get his can to vamos faster.

🥱

He is a liar yes your getting all of this and your breathing in air that will kill your

I guess toilets and shower heads weren’t popular enough.

Consume

And white people actually cheering this shit lol

Great. Now I can burn it down a little quicker.

Great my water 💦 is flowing faster It’ll be easier for me to drown myself in my Bathtub Thanks

Huh?

Eat shit Leelee. Out of your depth and clearly a bootlicker.

Oh good except people can’t afford the gas let alone the gas can.

The landscaping and construction companies, the ones that mostly use gas cans, but now have no workers. "Thanks...I guess🤷‍♂️".

Was that ever a thing?

Oil profits soaring this quarter.

It doesn’t sound like a big crowd in front of him.

Faster does not mean cheaper. As he knows.

Horrible.

That's definitely on my list of priorities. 🙄

People can’t afford housing, cars, groceries or healthcare but…priorities.

Next, no more children safety caps for medications!

Now that my gas is nearly $5 a gallon that's exactly what I want! Flow faster! Yeah! 🤡🇺🇸

hell yea brother!!! real men only use gasoline canisters that slosh fuel all over the place when trying to pour it!!!!!!

what matters to you--EPSTEIN BABY EPSTEIN. AND LOCK UP YOUR PEDO MONSTER.

He's a dumbass.

wtf since when is everyone obsessed with gas cans. This is truly the most idiotic timeline.

Too bad NY didn't get rid of Elise they way we got rid of Zeldin.

Why do they all around like screaming NAZIS?

FUN FACTS: "Peachtree City is Georgia's oldest and largest master-planned community, featuring a sprawling network of GOLF CART ONLY pathways." "Gas cans have vents that closed automatically when not in use in an effort to reduce ozone-polluting vapors from escaping." bsky.app/profile/atru...

Is he going to get Canada to turn on the giant water AND gas faucets? 🤔

These people are deranged.

Thanks to better gas can flow regulations we can sleep better now, knowing that the house can be burned down more efficiently while we're in it.

Exactly. The abject stupidity of the Trump regime and cult is astounding.

He’s said this several times now like it’s a great talking point, some kind of revelation. Are slow gas cans a big problem in parts of the country? Does he mean pumps? I use a gas can for the lawnmower but have never been sitting around wishing the government could help it fill 30 seconds faster

So many of you Americans are so effing stupid. Not all, but so many.

another solution without a problem

They are so fucking weird.

Just what the nation needs.🙄

Yet another incompetent idiot.

All the gas spilled has heavy amounts of unburned hydrocarbons They sealed the gas caps on cars and made a 90% reduction with crankcase gasses burned and not sucked by a road draft tube. Using a positive crankcase valve PCV It was a cheap, easy fix and made the car better People were skeptical

Other than race cars, what's the hurry ? If you unscrew the vent cap the gas will leap out of the can. I use it in my lawnmower. I can spare 25-30 seconds to fill my tank.

Is he seriously this stupid? PS you can push a button and override the start/stop feature.

Aaron, I don’t know how you stand listening to them but thank you for doing it!

Idiocracy

Geez, word salad is contagious...

Regular gas cans are too slow?

Bull from a loyal Trump sycophant! gafcp.org/2025/06/09/g....

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What does this even mean?

Huh?

Got to have that Flag background - Republicans. Got to have the symbol of POWER behind them to give them a boost. Makes them feel more powerful! Sad.

Now there’s some cutting edge shit we’ve all been waiting for. JFC. 🙄

America has a flow problem? I’m more concerned with the fascist take over.

What a waste of organic material that man is. A metal block of the same density & weight would be far more useful.

Yep.. he's less useful than a....

I’m good?

maga has no platform other than cheating and distractions

MAGA are the easiest marks; they’ll believe anything! MAGA are the dumbest population demographic in the U.S. and there’s a reason why Fascist politicians target them! They are easily manipulated!

Who is this one??

What does that even mean? The lack of intelligence is overwhelming . . .

EPA requires automobiles to be able to detect tiny leaks to keep volatile gas from polluting the air. The reason gas can flow slow is to prevent hydrocarbons from polluting the air.

WTF is that word salad?

Gas cans or fat cans? Gas bag or…

Do they all take a course in stupid speak? WTF is wrong with them?

No one cares

WTF is he talking abt. So glad he’s away from Long Island

"And a cigarette in every mouth!"

And all it took was to give up all your freedoms and we burned the constitution!

And when they put lead back in the gasoline, they will poison us even faster still!

Oh goody gumdrops! 🙄

but will they ever match the flow coming from the horses arse?

Those woke wipers can fuck off and all!

Oh I am SO relieved!!

This is a perfect speech for a Newsom comeback.

This shit does not matter to the American people. How about lowering prices, releasing unedited Epstein files, and bring in a rational administration?

They are talking about safety spouts on gas cans. Apparently they hate them. They are kind of a pain to be fair. Not really high on my priority list though.

Our gas cans?

Damn, now if only they'd ban childproof caps, bitterness in antifreeze, seat belts, airbags and demand cyclists and motorcyclists remove their helmets when riding. Then America would forget about Epstein and truly be great again.

There needs to be a descriptive category far beyond stupid.

Goddamn woke gas cans!

I Think He Left Out The Part About The Massive Pollution That The Old Gas Cans Produced......

". . . pollution gas cans produce" ?!? Zero.

The Old Style Gas Cans, Which I Own One Release Gas Fumes,(Pollution), All Day And All Night. The New Style, Which I Own One, Do Not....

?!? No, all gas cans seal (1960 to now). There is no way they leak fumes to gather to combust. (retired firefighter)

It was actually 2009.

WTF is he talking about? Start/stop features on cars?

Just think of the seconds you'll save every year!

Has this idiot ever used a gas can?

What matters to me is: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!!! On a side note WTF is he talking about? I had no idea my water was blocked or my gas cans.

Damn!

says the man who apparently has never used a gas can

OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!! 🙄

Huh?

THE ONLY GAS IS THE CONSTENT G A S L I G H T I N G

He only listen to idiots?

that water flowing faster to all the AI companies!

So relieved! I must now go out and buy a gas that flows fast! What a shameful speech from the head of an agency that should focused on protecting our health and communities.

Awesome! Can you make leaf blowers louder?

🏆

Agreed !! 👍

An asshole idiot says a completely insane asshole idiot thing and an entire room of even bigger asshole idiots clap for it. These are fucking grown ass adults, people.

huh???

Hooray!!!!! Free flowing gas

Translation: "we are only capable of handling these simple things! Don't ask us to actually tackle anything difficult!"

🍊💩🤡 disease is spreading! epidemic proportions (maybe rfk or rapistfelon47 will show us how to drink gasoline!!)

What does that even mean???

Lee Zeldin looks like he’s had some work done

The only "gas" flowing fast is coming out of his mouth.

You mean his ass because he is talking from his ass.

If I get really annoyed with the on off start on Chevy I just turn it completely off- or am I annoyed by the other car with that feature- who is annoyed- me? Im so confused

What is he trying to say?

Wut??? When will sanity return?

Idk even know what the fuck that means.

He knows you can turn off the stop/start feature right? I thought these were alpha men car people…?

🤪

is that before or after the price of eggs comes down?

Thank god! Can’t afford a house but at least I can guzzle gas faster in my car!

What a moron! "Gas cans to flow faster"😂😂😂

What the ??????. Do they have any functioning brain cells?

Great movie, Police Squad.

Now there's a question that answers itself!

Think how much easier arson will be!!

🤣

lets think outside the box a little... self-rapture can now be performed much more efficiently.... easy flowing gas and a old fashioned road flare... just saying....

I always preferred a can of Aquanet and a candle lighter myself.

Ohhhh, the desperation is real ... Gas cans , really , thats all you got ?

Interesting, I would like the Environmental Protection Agency to protect the environment instead.

Me too.

Is that even still around anymore?

All these MAGA politicians are all the same, they’re just mini Trumps.