So good at mathy stuff
So good at mathy stuff
i am so thrilled that putin is winning, - donald. clap clap clap for a great man, and a wonderful friend of mine.
He’s totally nuts. Let’s start calling it what it is. HE’S NUTS. PERIOD.
The US rebelled against England when George III was insane and it became clear his demands and tariffs were bankrupting the country while his troops intruded on family life. Sound familiar to anybody except me?
History repeating. This is what our ignorance about history gets us.
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Dude's delusional.
By the time the Nobel Committee meets to make their decision, they’ll have gotten so tired of his constant barrage of bullshit that he won’t even be on the list (if he ever was…)
I hope you are right about this. I see the world changing. Many hope the 🍊 malignancy & his admin are not as bad as they thought & can change. trump has been a lousy person all his life, a criminal, a sex pest...& he surrounds himself with "the best people". Yes it will change for the worse.
I hope we (people in general) stop placating him & move on...just deny him attention. Do not count on him or the 🇺🇸 government under him. The 🇺🇸 people need to fix 🇺🇸.
I’ve been listening very carefully to Fella Adam K. He’s the strongest of us for the US, and he knows whereof he speaks, given his experiences.
Yes.
Barking mad. And maga 'soaks up the poison'.
How did we get to 10
How fragile is an ego that has to wear a hat like that.
Lunatic.
Wait...he's inviting Putin to the World Cup??? Is that who he'll sit with in those front-row seats he was just grifted? History does repeat itself....
Bonkers
Some get that motherfucker OUT of the white house.
By next week Trump will have ended World War II.
Trump: "Not really a problem."
He settled the one that just hit a US factory in an air strike, eh? 🙃
Moron. He just posted on Truth Social that he wants Zelensky to give up their sovereignty. He will always defend the war criminal. Stop expecting him to choose the morally right thing to do for Ukraine. He can never be trusted. Never!
Who listens to him?
Aaaahhhh
"I settled no war, zero, like my IQ."
When my dog barks or whines, she makes more sense than that babbling buffoon. FFS.
In what half-assed video game did all of this crap happen?
You’re not getting that Peace Prize, Donnie.
that's right - no peace prize - no matter how many "wars" he claims he ended - even as he keeps increasing the number. the man is just PLAIN SICK!
“I settled seven wars…” ‘Name them’ should be the immediate interjection whenever he throws this bullshit, ever-changing number out there.
Oh yeah, Don? Which wars are those? Can you expand a little?
Why not 13? Do I hear 15?
Has anyone ever asked him which wars?
Come on, man, when does this stop being the norm? I mean, really, it is getting ridiculous. It is so hard to take anything the US says or does seriously anymore. Except unless it is the Gestapo running rampant in your Cities.
Two-week TACO 🌮 strikes again.
Everything will be solved in two weeks.😏
I’d love to know what a pre-war is.
Always Trump being Manipulative SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦🌻💔
Pre-wars?
Glad he's hiding those swollen ankles behind the resolute desk
Why aren’t they wearing ties in the Oval Office? Who are those people?!?!
I think Trump is too old and fat and ill to wear a tie so the others aren’t wearing one so he won’t look bad.
News flash to them: He looks bad.
It was casual Friday.
Never in the White House.
Yeah, I was kidding. I think Trump couldn’t tie his tie or do his hair because he’s drugged up so they put lipstick on a pig and set him up in front of the cameras.
I think he thinks he's at one of his tacky golf courses. It's obvious and pathetic that the other men removed their ties.
what I want to know is why is trump wearing a hat in the oval? this is pure disrespect for the office he temporarily holds!!
Yes! No respect at all. Men wearing hats indoors; scoff! Raised by wolves.
Can you imagine if Obama sloppily dressed like that and wore a crazy-ass tacky hat like that during a recorded video convo IN THE OVAL OFFICE? The hypocrisy continues to be absolutely outrageous.
Day one. That’s what he said. Ukraine/Russia war will be over on day one of his presidency. Lies. Just like always. What a complete failure.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
He’ll add 2 or 3 “settled” wars every time it comes up in a presser. What a boneheaded POS.
Coming up next, The Stain finally settles “The War on Christmas”.
Having successfully implemented the tactics of solutions to "pre-crime," he's applied those same principles to "pre-war," I suppose. 🙄
Name them you fucking liar!
No, 12! 13...wait, 14 if you count Drake vs Kendrick! I settled that beef, na I mean?!
Delusional Don
Pre wars?🤪
Not to mention the pre-crimes he prevented
He has precogs at his disposal.
Hahaha stupid fuck
Trumps largest war is the war against the United States
Wasn't it 5 yesterday? Two more overnight. What a man.
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He's just lying. Do we have to entertain his lies with sarcasm?
Trump hasn’t solved any problems wars!
can we talk about his hat? he’s literally wearing it because he can’t handle that people ONLINE always say hillary was right about everything, so he had to usurp the expression!
he even beat Alexander the Great and Hannibal
Jesus wept🤦 what an utter gobshite!
The photo show-and-tell like he's in grade one. POTUS.
Wow! Three pre-wars! I’m more impressed each passing day! 😂
He's deranged. He's imagining things. If this were Biden the media would be calling for him to stand down on the grounds of insanity. FFS America sort it before he destroys everything.
Why does the media pretend Donald is sane?
I heard Trump ended eleventy billion wars and will now receive the Nobel Peace Prize every day, starting today, for the rest of his life.
I thought it was the “Noble Prize” per KKKaroline Leavitt. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
NAME THEM!!!!
He can't because he will be corrected. I ALSO doubt he can remember what he said last time.
Burn in hell, trump. You solve nothing, you settle nothing, you will never receive a peace prize. Fuck off, forever.
🤔 Let's see, what wars would a delusional narcissist like Trump take credit for winning? 1. Revolutionary War, 2. Indian Wars, 3. Mexican War, 4. Civil War, 5. WWI, 6. WWII, 7. Korean War... ...what would the other three be? Napoleonic Wars? War of the World's? WWIII?
Add the war between the Hatfields and McCoys to the list.
The War of the Roses
The war between King Kong vs Godzilla too.
Ah yes.. and King Kong and Mothra.
Oh yes, that one too. 😂
So no. You scumbag liar. This one. The one you said you would stop in 24hrs of being President. Russia hit one of our factories. And you have nothing to say! No sanctions, no tariffs, nothing. What a sniveling coward you are. Unfit to be our president. Let’s go over again which side you are on!!
Trump couldn't settle one, let alone 10 middle school debates.
For fucks sake. 7 now?
Settled to many psychic wars apparently. My apologies to BOC.
Pre wars??? There will never never be a factual back up to that when it’s made up on the fly —- as usual
Fuck it. Let's just round up to 20 while we're at it.
ANSWER THE QUESTION
Just like everything else, he starts out with a big numbers lie and every week adds more numbers to the already big numbers lie. Plus, he thinks he’s a war hero now. I can’t believe this is where we are and that the press is treating this as normal.
This is no longer him narcissistically bragging, he is delusional. He is dementing before our eyes & getting worse by the week. None of this is normal. This should be the top story in every major news outlet. His deteriorating mental health presents a clear and present danger to the country.
Not just OUR country, he’s fucking up most of the world
When this started happening to Reagan, he had his wife Nancy to whisper in his ear and lead him around. I don’t think Melanie will do the same for her husband.
So, how long your country gonna let this go as “normal”? WTF is wrong with your country?
So much, bro. Lots.
Da fuck is he talking about?!
Lmfao. This guy is really in the Epstein files.
It'll be 20 next week.
*in two weeks
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Lm(tail)o
I just watched that movie again, so many Trump references
Oh absolutely. I watched the Apprentice movie and that opening scene where Trump is on a date telling the woman all the rich people that eat at the club they’re at might as well have come from American Psycho.
Everything is always only “2 weeks” away with him 🙄
Holy fuck !! He is such an idiot and actually thinks everyone believes this BS I'm tired of him insulting our intelligence!! 😡😡😡😡
Name one.
The Phantom Menace. Only good thing to come out of that movie was this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcj...
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
Typically I hate to miss any details of a flick but I'm very ready for the ENDing of this particular horror show.
🤣😂🤣 ohmigod.
It was all I could do to stop. ✊🏻😬
✊🏾 😄 Don't know what sort of adults are looking to that creature for advice about a goddam thing.
It's mind-blowing. Thinking the dumbest SOB on the planet is some fount of knowledge. What is it? Lead in the water? Toxic paint chips? Parents too closely related? 🤪🤪
Im thinking about getting a matching hat but something in my color (green). Would it make me popular again. 😆😜😆
🫣🥸😬😂🤣 With only the BEST people. 😉 As long as you babble nonsense and occasionally bark about how fantastic you are. And don't forget to bring extra hats to force on others (cough, I mean give to..). That's the deal maker.
Anybody know a witch? Warlock? Gypsy who can cast a hex?
Immediately!
And in public. Sorry, NOT sorry, but I want to see it.
Nobel peace prize?
Once again amazed that nobody yelled WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!
Hilarious. Fucking ass clown. It was 6, then 7, now 10. It'll be 50 before the month's out. Fucking ass clown.
He’s settled absolutely zero.
Trump: World War 2? I actually solved that. Not everyone knows that, but I did. And many people are saying I won the Korean Conflict for the US. But the Democrats don't want anyone to know this, so they don't talk about it.
Be careful, talk like that could get you picked to be Press Secretary, or Czar of American history at the Smithsonian.
He stopped the US from invading Greenland, Mexico and Canada.
One more! Don't forget Panama! See how quickly they add up? 😄
I can't believe I forgot:
White house press pool, please get a list of the 7 wars and 3 pre wars that Trump has settled. I beg of you do your F'in jobs and ask a follow up question.
The entire press pool is now hand picked sycophants who know they'll be ejected if they ask a question that might make the leader look bad.
The people in the White House press pool do not choose the questions that they ask.
Tapper, Tapper, anyone
WHY IS THE WORLD CUP COMING TO THE USA??? It will be a disaster.... Fuck all these guys.
So ICE can find people to deport using their $300 billion budget that congress just approved.
If FIFA wasn’t as corrupt as the Trump Crime Family, they would have moved all the US matches to Mexico and Canada already.
THIS
It was decided long before the 2024 election. Fortunately, the 2026 World Cup has 3 host countries: US, Canada & Mexico. FIFA could decide for safety reasons to move the US games to the other two countries. Frankly, they should go ahead & do it NOW, bc many athletes won't want to come to the US!
Hmmm…is a pre war a war you are thinking about having but have yet to start? Are these countries planning these pre wars calling Trump with tears streaming down their faces, apologizing for their thoughts and begging him to stop their pre war thoughts? Just how does that work exactly?
I've settled the Klingon Romulan conflict, the Borg-Farenge border inclusion, I'm the greatest!
None of that is true. He’s an insane liar.
Every time he says this I cannot imagine which 7 wars he thinks he settled.
When will we stop letting this child molesting piece of shit sit in that office
Make it an Even Fucking Dozen
Are the wars in the room with you right now and how many of them are Ukraine?
Here's hoping the figurehead dies soon so we can see them start betraying each other fill in the power vacuum. Poppin' Fresh is despised by everyone so there's no way he winds up as the next king even if he is the next in line.
Poppin' Fresh probably isn’t in the Epstein files, so I wouldn’t count him out.
Name them, I'll wait.
Why not make it 20? Or 100? In for a penny, in for a pound
This is risible. But then we already knew that. Doesn't take a genius... stable or otherwise.
You lost 99% of your audience when you used “risible” in a sentence. 🤣Kudos nevertheless
Tnx. I'll take what I can get. 🙂 I'd say I'm only too happy to be in the 1%, but sadly my bank account doesn't reflect that. (the 1%, that is)
We are where we are in large part because the mainstream media has for over a decade refused to pushback on the pure nonsense coming out of this syphilitic moron’s mouth.
Bonkers
Spoken
He is enabling every Russian attack on Ukraine. He may as well be dropping the bombs himself.
Rather ironic, being that he's going to start a civil war.
Someone told Trump that stopping ten wars automatically gets you a Nobel
If he stops 10 does he get a second half price, so 15 wars?
Will even ONE goddamn reporter ask him to name just five of those wars? Anyone?
Yes! Or any reporter repeat the question ... and then another ... and another ...
WTF is a pre-war? Maybe he's talking about Greenland, Panama, and Venezuela?
Kind of like a pre-election maybe, settling those before they happen?
Um….. what is a “pre-war???”…
Is literally (not even figuratively) everything out of his mouth hyperbole?
Yes. Since always.
The next two weeks. 😂😂😂😂🌮🌮🌮🌮🤡🎃🤡🎃🤡🎃🤡🎃
2 weeks!
He always tacks on extra numbers to his bullshit numbers… first 2 new steel mills then it was 6.. now 10 wars!
maybe stop war on immigration in our own country.
Keep spewing lies - such an embarrassment
DISTRACTION EPSTEIN
It’s not a distraction, though. It’s all one whole thing. All part of the same ball of crap.
Dude...if it were ANY other president, Putin would've either avoided that factory completely or quickly stated it was a mistake. No, seriously. Putin did this on purpose to make a fool out of him and the US.
Honestly I think it's worse than that Putin is probably trying to incite an American civil war by repeatedly putting him on display as incompetent. Behind the scenes he's likely stroking Donald's ego while simultaneously dominating him.
I agree. I think Putin is going to take down Maga with great flourish, as he destroys the US. The US part is almost complete.
Does this include the war between 'Aberbaijan' and Albania?!! WTF! I think 'fucking idiot' in the UK is the same in the US parlance! Captain Bone Spurs truly understands war, as a "war hero".
Wouldn’t you have to be able to name at least twenty countries to make the math work? Come on big guy, pony up.
Trump is the very picture of health! Shit health.
A US factory being bombed would have started another war under any previous Republican. A Democrat would have placed sanctions against them and called in their ambassador, at a minimum The Make America Great Again guy shrugs and moves on to show and tell.
You’re not happy? Guess what asshole, we’re not happy either. Quit being Putin’s little b1tch and then come talk to us. Duh! Oh yeah, one more thing, release the REAL Epstein files!
He didn’t say he was unhappy with Putin. He said he was unhappy with that war. Tells you all you need to know.
Please give me a prize—look at all of my gold shit in the White House. Doesn't that make me great and king-like. If you don't give me a prize, I'm gonna rename the "Atlantic Ocean" to "Sea of Melanie".
I just had to.
And all his sycophants nodding in agreement. Disgusting.
25th Ammendment
Neither the incrementality of the increase in Trump's narcissistic madness making the crossing of a line hard to discern nor people voting for him despite the heavy signalling that it would happen should mitigate against the urgent need to remove him from office ASAP using the 25th ammendment.
Mad Magazine should award this years 'Biggest Idiot' Grand Prize to Donald Trump. #HowManyWars
Can’t Tim Crook just buy him damn Nobel already?! And why is the 🐓💩🍊🤡on Obama’s nuusack so hard all of a sudden?
He won't do anything! They bombed a US Factory ffs..But tough guy won't do a damn thing! He's such a weenie.
“Many people are saying that war doesn’t exist anymore because of me…oh wait…no, they’re saying that about the Epstein files”
I heard he settled eleventy thousand wars before breakfast.
Laughter!
Eleventy billion….he resolved galactic wars also.
Vietnam 🇻🇳 he did, too !
That the country that brought him out in bone spurs?
2nd breakfast
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was eleventy-seven.
That was yesterday.
🤣😆😂👍💛
You have to 😂 or you’d 😭
Elebenty wars
He just 10x’d that shit. He got up at 4am, he hustled. He manifested those wars over. He used some of his massive beautiful mind palace and gratitude journaling to end like 37 pre wars and then after his egg whites, another 785 actual wars. Nobel is guaranteed, right?
I had a war going on in my recycling bin. I don’t know if I’d still be here to tell the story if it weren’t for Trump, god love him.
Thanks. I needed that.
Reporter: asks about an American company in Ukraine Trump: I want to talk about me Will the cult ever understand it was only ever about him? He’s not there to serve Americans. He’s there to serve his wallet.
I heard he settled 400 wars while golfing. big, if true.
Trump is bringing down the number of wars by 600%, 1500%
Are the pre wars in the room with us right now?
He settled 1500% more wars than any other president in history.
~~We have 11,780 votes~~ We ended 11,780 wars
Most of those were pre-wars.
Did it just for Kix too!
Thanks, I so needed a good laugh! Your comment smoothed the rough edges off a particularly stressful day! 😄
Shh, don't tell anyone, but I was thinking of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe bit about doing impossible things before breakfast, cheers Douglas Adams.
He settled another one! It’s now three million!!!
it's a Biggly win best win anyone has ever seen never been nothing like this win Biden never had a win. No Mine was the Biggest beautiful !!.....
He has become Chuck Norris
Chunk Norris
Chunk Norris waits for no man. Unless that man is Putin. Chunk Norris doesn't actually write books. When Chunk Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "what is courage?" He received an A-plus for turning in an envelope full of cash with his name on it.
Chunk Norris can kill two economies with one tariff.
Probably in his sleep.
It wasa Brazilian
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This is the first I've seen this clip because I've been offline. He is deeply cognitively impaired. Deeply.
Pre-wars ?? Three pre-wars ??
I had a feeling that number would continue to go up. I'm pretty sure he first said 6 then it was 7. Now 10. He really wants a Nobel Peace Prize. It's kind of like how he values his assets when he wants a loan. The numbers just keep going up and up and up.
He ended the Trojan wars.
I bet he wouldn't be happy about this either. I looked up the factory strike and noticed something off.
If that’s not a message, I don’t know what is…
🤥 again. 🤣
Cambodia and Thailand used ASEAN and Malaysia's help India and Pakistan deny anything DRC Congo is still going Israel is anything but Russia/Ukraine more so. And so on. Nothingburger claims. Pre-wars? Hey now.
Oh shit, not this "two weeks" BS again. We're looking at another Hundred Years' War
You know, this mother effer has yet to address the US Factory being struck. If he cared, he would have issued a statement. Has he checked on the workers?
Has the CEO given him a gold plated tchotchke and praised him in public? If not, they don’t matter.
😂 Even South Park made fun of that 😂
Because he doesn’t care.
Didn’t own it or have shares, so doesn’t care.
“If he cared” is the operative phrase.
Of course he hasn't.
Now he’s talking about inviting Putin to the World Cup.
There is talk of moving the World Cup elsewhere. What a stain on frumpy’s legacy which is going to be a joke.
yet another reason that the USA shouldn't have any World Cup games.
Makes me sick to see his filthy hands on the trophy. It represents things completely alien to him - excellence and hard work. Boycott his disgusting World Cup.
I’ll add exercise is also something completely alien to him. 🙃
Spot on 💪!
"Ukraine, if you're listening..."
To check on the workers would mean that he cared.
He does not care about workers on US soil. Why would he care there? We just had the VP list off the wonderful attributes of Putin. We are screwed. Russia is the only country without tariffs.
It’s going to take so long to undo his damage
His Trying To Be The Mr Good Man. So Funny The Manipulative President SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦🌻💔
Grandpa is quite unwell.
Where are they keeping the precogs? media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...
Delusional.
He’s fucking delusional.
“Two weeks”
He thinks he ended WWI and WWII in his mind because he is completely senile and the press is afraid to report this fact.
I was going to say something similar. He can name 7 wars, so he thinks he stopped them. These include the Revolutionary, Civil, and Vietnam wars.
I guess the Vietnam one has a special place in his mind, what with being so cruelly prevented from going.
It was his bone spurs that ended the war don't you know?
A war is not a party if Trump can’t be there.
But he's starting a new Civil War, so that one's a wash...
Everything about him is unbearable.
Why is he allowed to wear Trump branded merchandise as part of the Office? “Two Weeks”….blah blah blah
💩
MAKE AMERICA TRUMP-FREE AGAIN
And 6 pre-wars!
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social has ended billions and billions of wars. So many we can’t even count them. People say Newsom is the greatest war and pre war enderer everer in the history of history. Pre history in fact. Newsom fought a war with war and Newsom won. And he did it on Day One.
When my dog barks or whines, she makes more sense than that babbling buffoon. FFS.
He gives out that “I’m sending this picture to my boyfriend hoping he still loves me” vibe.
6 wars +1
Don’t forget the “pre-wars”!
He’s ridiculous and an utter embarrassment.
A guy wearing a hat that says “I was right about everything“ is an absolute disgrace for the office of the President of the United States. And so are the ones supporting him whose only qualification is either a tenure at Fox News and/or the ability to never object to his deity.
That non-answer would be a clear “no”. That would require a strong President. Not a puppet.
Isn't that the moron who said he would end that war on day one. Right up there with the best health plan. That pedo is feeding you bullshit on a plate and too many of you are sitting at the table swallowing it whole. Release the Damn Trump- Epstein tales.
Today's lesson in mixing numbers with words that have nothing to do with them. Gibberish 101
Jfc.....he's a child.
Yes. Worse.
WTAF? He is so deranged. Someone please get him out of office…out of this country. Please?
We really don't care by who or how but please get him out of office!!
It was 6 wars last week. He settled a 7th? I must have been napping.🤔🙄
ok, grandpa, time for bed 🙄
Pre-wars?
The morons Moron
Further proof that syphilitic adderral ridden brains should not be in positions of power.
Smdh
Those darn pre-wars.
trump is an utter failure
Indeed.
If your assignment is to weaken America and destroy its democracy and economy, maybe the Russian Asset Trump is doing great? I don't hear Putin complaining about Trump's work performance.
Another two weeks...
‘Pre wars’ 🙄 This guy wants that Noble Peace prize so badly - and just because Obama already has one and he doesn’t.
Starts many more wars than he ‘settled’. Most recently on American soil in Washington DC.
He’s a liability.
now he has solved 10 wars all by himself or so he claims, every time he says it the numbers change up..........he is a certifiable lunatic.
Where do I get what he’s on for my Friday night?
This man is sinking into his own bullshit.
And no reporter stood up and said "Pre-Wars? What are you on about now?"
“We’ll find out over the next two weeks” = we’re never going to do anything to stop this war (likely because Putin is his hero)
If you saw this man in your public bar late a night, you’d easily mistake him for a boring old drunk fool.
Exactly that, USA has put the drunk, senile bar fool in it's most powerful position. The person who hasn't a clue what they did or said the day before but continues to brag about solving the world's problems to anyone who will listen
"Have you decided which Russian factory the US is going to hit?"
No. Nothing he has done has brought peace or resolution. His little photo? Failure to close anything while bowing and scraping to the man using him to take the US down. He’s pathetic.
Just confabulating away, and always with the two weeks.
By “finishing wars”, Donny meant that he watched all the Star Wars films
Can't we just add 23 wars and make it 30?
Pre-war can still get you pregnant
Are the wars you solved in the room with you now?
Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social ,ya douchebag.
bIdEn Is ToO oLd!
Reporter: Mr President. Why do you need to wear a stupid red hat advertising yourself?
Please ask him to list of the wars he ended and how. OMFG.
Trump playing with the soldiers of one of the 10 wars he stopped.
Direct and on point; you can always rely on Trump for a straight answer to a straight question.
Hey universe, anytime now would be great.
wtf is he talking about? Which wars could he possibly imagine he “settled”?
Kim il-Donald: Brace for MAGA poop denialism "State media within North Korea has put out a number of outlandish claims to build up a cult of personality around the Supreme Leaders. Perhaps the most famous - and strangest - claim was that Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung did not defecate."
I'm old enough to remember when "retarded" wasn't banned. We need it now more than ever.
“Add in all the thought-wars I’ve stopped it’s probably like a million”
Pre-war? If he's really pro-life, wouldn't that just be a war?
Not happy about it. Strong response
I literally made a joke about how by next week (today) it would go from 6 to 13.... WTF 🤡
All jokes are now predictions when it comes to tangerine tyrant. Let’s open a book on it being upwards of 25 wars ended by Monday. The dumbest thing you can make up will fall out of his mouth. Most of us just can’t be that crazy.
😂
He will stop counting at 10 because that is the number of fingers on his hands.