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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

REPORTER: Have you spoke to Vladimir Putin about the fact that a big US factory was hit in an airstrike in Ukraine? TRUMP: I'm not happy about anything having to do with that war. I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10.

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Jumahl @jumahl.bsky.social

So good at mathy stuff

aug 22, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maria Llivia @mariallivia.bsky.social

i am so thrilled that putin is winning, - donald. clap clap clap for a great man, and a wonderful friend of mine.

aug 23, 2025, 12:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kim Halliburton @bluetexaskim.bsky.social

He’s totally nuts. Let’s start calling it what it is. HE’S NUTS. PERIOD.

aug 22, 2025, 9:28 pm • 40 1 • view
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Deb McAlister Holland @debmcalister.bsky.social

The US rebelled against England when George III was insane and it became clear his demands and tariffs were bankrupting the country while his troops intruded on family life. Sound familiar to anybody except me?

aug 22, 2025, 9:32 pm • 47 7 • view
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shaydee5 🌊💙✊🏾💪🏾👸🏾#Resistance #VoteBlueForever @shaydee5.bsky.social

History repeating. This is what our ignorance about history gets us.

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aug 22, 2025, 11:39 pm • 37 7 • view
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shaydee5 🌊💙✊🏾💪🏾👸🏾#Resistance #VoteBlueForever @shaydee5.bsky.social

Giving credit where it's due: King George III and President Trump: ‘A history of repeated injuries and usurpations’ | The Seattle Times share.google/mKT5oi5nqxCJ...

aug 22, 2025, 11:41 pm • 30 8 • view
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Markle2k @markle2k.bsky.social

You aren't the first person to see history rhyming. And neither am I. Once you get to the 7th charge or so in the Declaration of Independence, it starts feeling very familiar www.reddit.com/r/centrist/c...

Screenshot of the 7th grievance in the US Declaration of Independence from Wikipedia entry on the Indictment Section of the Declaration
aug 23, 2025, 1:47 am • 2 0 • view
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m. hela fella @marguerite00.bsky.social

🙄

aug 23, 2025, 10:58 am • 9 0 • view
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Iris @irisnotsiri.bsky.social

Dude's delusional.

aug 23, 2025, 1:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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sunnieskye @sunnieskye.bsky.social

By the time the Nobel Committee meets to make their decision, they’ll have gotten so tired of his constant barrage of bullshit that he won’t even be on the list (if he ever was…)

aug 23, 2025, 11:50 am • 7 0 • view
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m. hela fella @marguerite00.bsky.social

I hope you are right about this. I see the world changing. Many hope the 🍊 malignancy & his admin are not as bad as they thought & can change. trump has been a lousy person all his life, a criminal, a sex pest...& he surrounds himself with "the best people". Yes it will change for the worse.

aug 23, 2025, 12:10 pm • 6 1 • view
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m. hela fella @marguerite00.bsky.social

I hope we (people in general) stop placating him & move on...just deny him attention. Do not count on him or the 🇺🇸 government under him. The 🇺🇸 people need to fix 🇺🇸.

aug 23, 2025, 12:12 pm • 10 2 • view
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sunnieskye @sunnieskye.bsky.social

I’ve been listening very carefully to Fella Adam K. He’s the strongest of us for the US, and he knows whereof he speaks, given his experiences.

aug 23, 2025, 12:55 pm • 6 1 • view
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m. hela fella @marguerite00.bsky.social

Yes.

aug 23, 2025, 1:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brook Finham @brookfinham.bsky.social

Barking mad. And maga 'soaks up the poison'.

aug 23, 2025, 7:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Kennwick from X @kennwickman.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 1:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Risa @risajb.bsky.social

How did we get to 10

aug 23, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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xsx2024.bsky.social @xsx2024.bsky.social

How fragile is an ego that has to wear a hat like that.

aug 23, 2025, 9:05 am • 7 0 • view
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Maureen @modelaney.bsky.social

Lunatic.

aug 22, 2025, 9:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Granuailynn @granuailynn.bsky.social

Wait...he's inviting Putin to the World Cup??? Is that who he'll sit with in those front-row seats he was just grifted? History does repeat itself....

aug 22, 2025, 6:50 pm • 9 1 • view
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Katie Beveridge @kbeveridge.bsky.social

Bonkers

aug 23, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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WTF Seriously @stopbeingaderp.bsky.social

Some get that motherfucker OUT of the white house.

aug 22, 2025, 5:42 pm • 54 3 • view
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mariafartaroma.bsky.social @mariafartaroma.bsky.social

By next week Trump will have ended World War II.

aug 23, 2025, 2:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Catherine Zoltan @catherinezoltan.bsky.social

Trump: "Not really a problem."

aug 22, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Which Witch R U 🏳️‍🌈 @which-witch-ru.bsky.social

He settled the one that just hit a US factory in an air strike, eh? 🙃

aug 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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DeirdreDonovan @deirdredonovan.bsky.social

Moron. He just posted on Truth Social that he wants Zelensky to give up their sovereignty. He will always defend the war criminal. Stop expecting him to choose the morally right thing to do for Ukraine. He can never be trusted. Never!

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aug 23, 2025, 12:26 pm • 7 3 • view
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ZimJay @zimjay.bsky.social

Who listens to him?

aug 23, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Proxy.TheHerd @chicnlou.bsky.social

Aaaahhhh

aug 22, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe Jinis 🇺🇦 @joejinis.bsky.social

"I settled no war, zero, like my IQ."

aug 22, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Siana Lindsay @sianababy.bsky.social

When my dog barks or whines, she makes more sense than that babbling buffoon. FFS.

aug 23, 2025, 5:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Roland 🏴‍☠️ @undercoverpirate.bsky.social

In what half-assed video game did all of this crap happen?

aug 23, 2025, 8:51 am • 4 0 • view
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Angelique Huisman @angeliqueskeets.bsky.social

You’re not getting that Peace Prize, Donnie.

aug 22, 2025, 6:07 pm • 23 0 • view
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Kathy C @kcc1018.bsky.social

that's right - no peace prize - no matter how many "wars" he claims he ended - even as he keeps increasing the number. the man is just PLAIN SICK!

aug 23, 2025, 1:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social

“I settled seven wars…” ‘Name them’ should be the immediate interjection whenever he throws this bullshit, ever-changing number out there.

aug 22, 2025, 9:45 pm • 12 1 • view
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HBO @one-ill.bsky.social

Oh yeah, Don? Which wars are those? Can you expand a little?

aug 22, 2025, 5:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rebob72 @rebob72.bsky.social

Why not 13? Do I hear 15?

aug 22, 2025, 5:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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Elise @bnat4.bsky.social

Has anyone ever asked him which wars?

aug 22, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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tkb24.bsky.social @tkb24.bsky.social

Come on, man, when does this stop being the norm? I mean, really, it is getting ridiculous. It is so hard to take anything the US says or does seriously anymore. Except unless it is the Gestapo running rampant in your Cities.

aug 23, 2025, 3:45 am • 3 0 • view
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Michael Francis Schwilk @mikeschwilk.bsky.social

Two-week TACO 🌮 strikes again.

aug 23, 2025, 3:37 am • 2 0 • view
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luv4calif.bsky.social @luv4calif.bsky.social

Everything will be solved in two weeks.😏

aug 22, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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corgilover129.bsky.social @corgilover129.bsky.social

aug 22, 2025, 8:07 pm • 8 0 • view
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Kate Evert @kateevert.bsky.social

I’d love to know what a pre-war is.

aug 22, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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LubomirLevitski @lomlevitski.bsky.social

Always Trump being Manipulative SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦🌻💔

aug 24, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social

Pre-wars?

aug 22, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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LowCalCalzoneZone @lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social

Glad he's hiding those swollen ankles behind the resolute desk

aug 22, 2025, 8:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cary Bradley @carybradley.bsky.social

Why aren’t they wearing ties in the Oval Office? Who are those people?!?!

aug 22, 2025, 5:46 pm • 24 0 • view
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hikerblu.bsky.social @hikerblu.bsky.social

I think Trump is too old and fat and ill to wear a tie so the others aren’t wearing one so he won’t look bad.

aug 22, 2025, 8:34 pm • 14 0 • view
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Cary Bradley @carybradley.bsky.social

News flash to them: He looks bad.

aug 23, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Evergreen @botanicalbaby.bsky.social

It was casual Friday.

aug 23, 2025, 11:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Cary Bradley @carybradley.bsky.social

Never in the White House.

aug 23, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Evergreen @botanicalbaby.bsky.social

Yeah, I was kidding. I think Trump couldn’t tie his tie or do his hair because he’s drugged up so they put lipstick on a pig and set him up in front of the cameras.

aug 23, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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ladidafalala.bsky.social @ladidafalala.bsky.social

I think he thinks he's at one of his tacky golf courses. It's obvious and pathetic that the other men removed their ties.

aug 23, 2025, 1:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kathy C @kcc1018.bsky.social

what I want to know is why is trump wearing a hat in the oval? this is pure disrespect for the office he temporarily holds!!

aug 23, 2025, 1:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cary Bradley @carybradley.bsky.social

Yes! No respect at all. Men wearing hats indoors; scoff! Raised by wolves.

aug 23, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jamaica B @brixbuilder.bsky.social

Can you imagine if Obama sloppily dressed like that and wore a crazy-ass tacky hat like that during a recorded video convo IN THE OVAL OFFICE? The hypocrisy continues to be absolutely outrageous.

aug 22, 2025, 9:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social

Day one. That’s what he said. Ukraine/Russia war will be over on day one of his presidency. Lies. Just like always. What a complete failure.

aug 23, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Mbsolheim @mbsolheim.bsky.social

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

aug 24, 2025, 8:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Slojmn @slojmn.bsky.social

He’ll add 2 or 3 “settled” wars every time it comes up in a presser. What a boneheaded POS.

aug 23, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
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cosmoknows.bsky.social @cosmoknows.bsky.social

Coming up next, The Stain finally settles “The War on Christmas”.

aug 23, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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No @thisdej.bsky.social

Having successfully implemented the tactics of solutions to "pre-crime," he's applied those same principles to "pre-war," I suppose. 🙄

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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AMS @beegees4ever.bsky.social

Name them you fucking liar!

aug 22, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Interesting Times @elvigy.bsky.social

No, 12! 13...wait, 14 if you count Drake vs Kendrick! I settled that beef, na I mean?!

aug 23, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew J. @andrewjames66.bsky.social

Delusional Don

aug 23, 2025, 9:37 am • 1 0 • view
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mysharona61.bsky.social @mysharona61.bsky.social

Pre wars?🤪

aug 22, 2025, 5:41 pm • 20 0 • view
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A moose in a kaboose @kaboosemoose.bsky.social

Not to mention the pre-crimes he prevented

aug 22, 2025, 7:58 pm • 15 0 • view
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Hi my name is @realslimshady.bsky.social

He has precogs at his disposal.

aug 23, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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LuWop @luwop.bsky.social

Hahaha stupid fuck

aug 22, 2025, 5:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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leftwingnutjob.bsky.social @leftwingnutjob.bsky.social

Trumps largest war is the war against the United States

aug 22, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peter Timson @peterjohn.bsky.social

Wasn't it 5 yesterday? Two more overnight. What a man.

aug 22, 2025, 10:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Peter Timson @peterjohn.bsky.social

youtu.be/ZUiBldEGQBg?...

aug 22, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 1 • view
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stevenroyedwards.bsky.social @stevenroyedwards.bsky.social

He's just lying. Do we have to entertain his lies with sarcasm?

aug 23, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
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sanityrules.bsky.social @sanityrules.bsky.social

Trump hasn’t solved any problems wars!

aug 22, 2025, 5:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Monica Reyhani @monicareyhani.bsky.social

can we talk about his hat? he’s literally wearing it because he can’t handle that people ONLINE always say hillary was right about everything, so he had to usurp the expression!

aug 23, 2025, 4:08 am • 2 0 • view
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witgezicht666.bsky.social @witgezicht666.bsky.social

he even beat Alexander the Great and Hannibal

aug 22, 2025, 5:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Darren @dazthedon.bsky.social

Jesus wept🤦 what an utter gobshite!

aug 22, 2025, 6:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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Antifa stole the buses @suzinott.bsky.social

The photo show-and-tell like he's in grade one. POTUS.

aug 22, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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kbischbab.bsky.social @kbischbab.bsky.social

Wow! Three pre-wars! I’m more impressed each passing day! 😂

aug 22, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jerry @grandadjerry.bsky.social

He's deranged. He's imagining things. If this were Biden the media would be calling for him to stand down on the grounds of insanity. FFS America sort it before he destroys everything.

aug 23, 2025, 5:49 pm • 4 1 • view
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jsross.bsky.social @jsross.bsky.social

Why does the media pretend Donald is sane?

aug 23, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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mitxelena14.bsky.social @mitxelena14.bsky.social

I heard Trump ended eleventy billion wars and will now receive the Nobel Peace Prize every day, starting today, for the rest of his life.

aug 22, 2025, 9:24 pm • 12 0 • view
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J. Powers @jpoww.bsky.social

I thought it was the “Noble Prize” per KKKaroline Leavitt. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

aug 22, 2025, 9:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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Merritt kelly @merrittkelly1.bsky.social

NAME THEM!!!!

aug 22, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 1 • view
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Merritt kelly @merrittkelly1.bsky.social

He can't because he will be corrected. I ALSO doubt he can remember what he said last time.

aug 22, 2025, 5:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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Nicoleee 🧚🏼 @sunnynicole76.bsky.social

Burn in hell, trump. You solve nothing, you settle nothing, you will never receive a peace prize. Fuck off, forever.

aug 22, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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truth4consequences.bsky.social @truth4consequences.bsky.social

LOOOOOOW e-n-e-r-g-y 🤤

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🇨🇦 The Cantankerous Canuck 🇨🇦 @cantankerouscanuck.bsky.social

🤔 Let's see, what wars would a delusional narcissist like Trump take credit for winning? 1. Revolutionary War, 2. Indian Wars, 3. Mexican War, 4. Civil War, 5. WWI, 6. WWII, 7. Korean War... ...what would the other three be? Napoleonic Wars? War of the World's? WWIII?

aug 22, 2025, 9:47 pm • 6 2 • view
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AJL22 @ajl22.bsky.social

Add the war between the Hatfields and McCoys to the list.

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JenOLoughlin 🇺🇦 @jenoloughlin.bsky.social

The War of the Roses

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AJL22 @ajl22.bsky.social

The war between King Kong vs Godzilla too.

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JenOLoughlin 🇺🇦 @jenoloughlin.bsky.social

Ah yes.. and King Kong and Mothra.

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AJL22 @ajl22.bsky.social

Oh yes, that one too. 😂

aug 23, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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arlenetrebbefowler.bsky.social @arlenetrebbefowler.bsky.social

So no. You scumbag liar. This one. The one you said you would stop in 24hrs of being President. Russia hit one of our factories. And you have nothing to say! No sanctions, no tariffs, nothing. What a sniveling coward you are. Unfit to be our president. Let’s go over again which side you are on!!

aug 23, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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dbelisle61.bsky.social @dbelisle61.bsky.social

Trump couldn't settle one, let alone 10 middle school debates.

aug 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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WokeMooseAndSquirrel🌊🫏 @wokemoosensquirrel.bsky.social

For fucks sake. 7 now?

aug 22, 2025, 10:01 pm • 6 0 • view
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Prodigal Son @prodigalsonii.bsky.social

Settled to many psychic wars apparently. My apologies to BOC.

aug 22, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Catherine @docspkfree.bsky.social

Pre wars??? There will never never be a factual back up to that when it’s made up on the fly —- as usual

aug 22, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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leemarvinoswald.bsky.social @leemarvinoswald.bsky.social

Fuck it. Let's just round up to 20 while we're at it.

aug 22, 2025, 5:54 pm • 12 0 • view
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Claire Johnson 🇺🇦 @tiny-direwolf.bsky.social

ANSWER THE QUESTION

aug 22, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Melissa @melissa1968.bsky.social

Just like everything else, he starts out with a big numbers lie and every week adds more numbers to the already big numbers lie. Plus, he thinks he’s a war hero now. I can’t believe this is where we are and that the press is treating this as normal.

aug 23, 2025, 3:37 pm • 3 1 • view
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lincolnking.bsky.social @lincolnking.bsky.social

This is no longer him narcissistically bragging, he is delusional. He is dementing before our eyes & getting worse by the week. None of this is normal. This should be the top story in every major news outlet. His deteriorating mental health presents a clear and present danger to the country.

aug 22, 2025, 6:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Just Don't Shoot The Dog @dontshootthedog.bsky.social

Not just OUR country, he’s fucking up most of the world

aug 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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sanityplz.bsky.social @sanityplz.bsky.social

When this started happening to Reagan, he had his wife Nancy to whisper in his ear and lead him around. I don’t think Melanie will do the same for her husband.

aug 23, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Iain Lancaster @thestupidithurts.bsky.social

So, how long your country gonna let this go as “normal”? WTF is wrong with your country?

aug 23, 2025, 1:03 am • 6 0 • view
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Pops @poppenarts.com

So much, bro. Lots.

aug 23, 2025, 1:22 am • 3 0 • view
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crimson-rose-field.bsky.social @crimson-rose-field.bsky.social

Da fuck is he talking about?!

aug 22, 2025, 6:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Colonel Forbin 🫘🍃 @forbin17.bsky.social

Lmfao. This guy is really in the Epstein files.

aug 22, 2025, 6:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Provider-of-Food @provider-of-food.bsky.social

It'll be 20 next week.

aug 22, 2025, 5:36 pm • 92 2 • view
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LowCalCalzoneZone @lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social

*in two weeks

aug 22, 2025, 8:12 pm • 62 0 • view
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The Snarky Mexican @thesnarkymexican.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 23, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stray Political Cat @straymeerkat.bsky.social

Lm(tail)o

aug 22, 2025, 9:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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bibliophile696.bsky.social @bibliophile696.bsky.social

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aug 22, 2025, 9:04 pm • 98 20 • view
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Steven Hanson🇺🇦 @stevephanson.bsky.social

I just watched that movie again, so many Trump references

aug 23, 2025, 1:54 am • 6 1 • view
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Mario Maiale @mariomaiale.bsky.social

Oh absolutely. I watched the Apprentice movie and that opening scene where Trump is on a date telling the woman all the rich people that eat at the club they’re at might as well have come from American Psycho.

aug 23, 2025, 2:26 pm • 8 1 • view
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docsuedvm.bsky.social @docsuedvm.bsky.social

Everything is always only “2 weeks” away with him 🙄

aug 23, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Christy🌵🌻 @christyaz.bsky.social

Holy fuck !! He is such an idiot and actually thinks everyone believes this BS I'm tired of him insulting our intelligence!! 😡😡😡😡

aug 23, 2025, 1:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Jeadly @jeadly.bsky.social

Name one.

aug 22, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ms. Lynne Jeff 🏳️‍⚧️ (Trannÿ of Tÿranny) @alissa914.bsky.social

The Phantom Menace. Only good thing to come out of that movie was this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcj...

aug 22, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

aug 22, 2025, 8:24 pm • 34 1 • view
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Max L. Dunn @maxldunn.bsky.social

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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

Typically I hate to miss any details of a flick but I'm very ready for the ENDing of this particular horror show.

aug 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view
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LV (Amendment 14 Section 3) @lvonbluesky.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣 ohmigod.

aug 22, 2025, 8:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

It was all I could do to stop. ✊🏻😬

aug 23, 2025, 2:27 am • 6 0 • view
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LV (Amendment 14 Section 3) @lvonbluesky.bsky.social

✊🏾 😄 Don't know what sort of adults are looking to that creature for advice about a goddam thing.

aug 23, 2025, 3:12 am • 7 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

It's mind-blowing. Thinking the dumbest SOB on the planet is some fount of knowledge. What is it? Lead in the water? Toxic paint chips? Parents too closely related? 🤪🤪

aug 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 9 1 • view
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AsteroidX @asteroidx.bsky.social

Im thinking about getting a matching hat but something in my color (green). Would it make me popular again. 😆😜😆

aug 23, 2025, 5:16 am • 2 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

🫣🥸😬😂🤣 With only the BEST people. 😉 As long as you babble nonsense and occasionally bark about how fantastic you are. And don't forget to bring extra hats to force on others (cough, I mean give to..). That's the deal maker.

aug 23, 2025, 5:24 am • 5 0 • view
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docsuedvm.bsky.social @docsuedvm.bsky.social

Anybody know a witch? Warlock? Gypsy who can cast a hex?

aug 23, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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rodeothewiener.bsky.social @rodeothewiener.bsky.social

Immediately!

aug 23, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

And in public. Sorry, NOT sorry, but I want to see it.

aug 23, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Half-ass Matt @appa69.bsky.social

Nobel peace prize?

aug 22, 2025, 6:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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Niall McAuley @niall-mcauley.bsky.social

Once again amazed that nobody yelled WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!

aug 22, 2025, 5:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Luci-Lu @obdami.bsky.social

Hilarious. Fucking ass clown. It was 6, then 7, now 10. It'll be 50 before the month's out. Fucking ass clown.

aug 23, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Jay @coreyj.bsky.social

He’s settled absolutely zero.

aug 22, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social

Trump: World War 2? I actually solved that. Not everyone knows that, but I did. And many people are saying I won the Korean Conflict for the US. But the Democrats don't want anyone to know this, so they don't talk about it.

aug 22, 2025, 5:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cameroneous @cameroneous.bsky.social

Be careful, talk like that could get you picked to be Press Secretary, or Czar of American history at the Smithsonian.

aug 23, 2025, 1:31 am • 4 0 • view
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terps3040.bsky.social @terps3040.bsky.social

He stopped the US from invading Greenland, Mexico and Canada.

aug 23, 2025, 1:45 am • 3 2 • view
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MACoop🇨🇦 @macoop.bsky.social

One more! Don't forget Panama! See how quickly they add up? 😄

aug 23, 2025, 1:51 am • 2 0 • view
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terps3040.bsky.social @terps3040.bsky.social

I can't believe I forgot:

aug 23, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
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terps3040.bsky.social @terps3040.bsky.social

White house press pool, please get a list of the 7 wars and 3 pre wars that Trump has settled. I beg of you do your F'in jobs and ask a follow up question.

aug 23, 2025, 1:40 am • 13 5 • view
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dgreenshields.bsky.social @dgreenshields.bsky.social

The entire press pool is now hand picked sycophants who know they'll be ejected if they ask a question that might make the leader look bad.

aug 23, 2025, 9:00 am • 5 1 • view
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TrueBlueMajority @truebluemajority.bsky.social

The people in the White House press pool do not choose the questions that they ask.

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terps3040.bsky.social @terps3040.bsky.social

Tapper, Tapper, anyone

aug 23, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Stop Peter Thiel @stoppeterthiel.bsky.social

WHY IS THE WORLD CUP COMING TO THE USA??? It will be a disaster.... Fuck all these guys.

aug 22, 2025, 6:47 pm • 25 0 • view
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truth4consequences.bsky.social @truth4consequences.bsky.social

So ICE can find people to deport using their $300 billion budget that congress just approved.

aug 26, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Cassiopeia🇵🇹🇩🇪🇬🇧 @cassbo.bsky.social

If FIFA wasn’t as corrupt as the Trump Crime Family, they would have moved all the US matches to Mexico and Canada already.

aug 23, 2025, 3:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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TrueBlueMajority @truebluemajority.bsky.social

THIS

aug 23, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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TrueBlueMajority @truebluemajority.bsky.social

It was decided long before the 2024 election. Fortunately, the 2026 World Cup has 3 host countries: US, Canada & Mexico. FIFA could decide for safety reasons to move the US games to the other two countries. Frankly, they should go ahead & do it NOW, bc many athletes won't want to come to the US!

aug 23, 2025, 4:18 pm • 2 1 • view
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chrissy64.bsky.social @chrissy64.bsky.social

Hmmm…is a pre war a war you are thinking about having but have yet to start? Are these countries planning these pre wars calling Trump with tears streaming down their faces, apologizing for their thoughts and begging him to stop their pre war thoughts? Just how does that work exactly?

aug 24, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Frank J. Kadel, D.O. FACOS @getfitnbelean.bsky.social

I've settled the Klingon Romulan conflict, the Borg-Farenge border inclusion, I'm the greatest!

aug 23, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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jc @jac028.bsky.social

None of that is true. He’s an insane liar.

aug 22, 2025, 7:35 pm • 7 0 • view
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AnaXoR @anaxor.bsky.social

Every time he says this I cannot imagine which 7 wars he thinks he settled.

aug 22, 2025, 6:06 pm • 6 0 • view
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thrashback.bsky.social @thrashback.bsky.social

When will we stop letting this child molesting piece of shit sit in that office

aug 23, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donald (not a Facist) - Shame on US 🇨🇦Friendly @dn-ny-mtl.bsky.social

Make it an Even Fucking Dozen

aug 23, 2025, 8:08 am • 2 0 • view
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Post Clarity @ft4532t42.bsky.social

Are the wars in the room with you right now and how many of them are Ukraine?

aug 23, 2025, 4:30 am • 8 0 • view
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Pen Monster @thewilliamgeorge.bsky.social

Here's hoping the figurehead dies soon so we can see them start betraying each other fill in the power vacuum. Poppin' Fresh is despised by everyone so there's no way he winds up as the next king even if he is the next in line.

aug 22, 2025, 5:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Richard Zencker @zencker.bsky.social

Poppin' Fresh probably isn’t in the Epstein files, so I wouldn’t count him out.

aug 28, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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123bored.bsky.social @123bored.bsky.social

Name them, I'll wait.

aug 23, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
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someamericanguy.bsky.social @someamericanguy.bsky.social

Why not make it 20? Or 100? In for a penny, in for a pound

aug 22, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alex Strachan @alexstrachan.bsky.social

This is risible. But then we already knew that. Doesn't take a genius... stable or otherwise.

aug 22, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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koolaidnothanks.bsky.social @koolaidnothanks.bsky.social

You lost 99% of your audience when you used “risible” in a sentence. 🤣Kudos nevertheless

aug 22, 2025, 11:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Alex Strachan @alexstrachan.bsky.social

Tnx. I'll take what I can get. 🙂 I'd say I'm only too happy to be in the 1%, but sadly my bank account doesn't reflect that. (the 1%, that is)

aug 23, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jim Corbeau @jimcorbeau.bsky.social

We are where we are in large part because the mainstream media has for over a decade refused to pushback on the pure nonsense coming out of this syphilitic moron’s mouth.

aug 22, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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alicia-daugherty.bsky.social @alicia-daugherty.bsky.social

What the actual fuck?!

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aug 22, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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vivlives002 @vivlives002.bsky.social

Bonkers

aug 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nancy @nnystuen.bsky.social

Spoken

aug 22, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Greg Gardner @ggard4.bsky.social

He is enabling every Russian attack on Ukraine. He may as well be dropping the bombs himself.

aug 22, 2025, 6:11 pm • 15 0 • view
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lettergirl2020.bsky.social @lettergirl2020.bsky.social

Rather ironic, being that he's going to start a civil war.

aug 22, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 1 • view
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Brooklyn American @brooklynamerican.bsky.social

Someone told Trump that stopping ten wars automatically gets you a Nobel

aug 22, 2025, 6:46 pm • 6 0 • view
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alanstocksy.bsky.social @alanstocksy.bsky.social

If he stops 10 does he get a second half price, so 15 wars?

aug 22, 2025, 9:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Suezm1 @suezm1.bsky.social

Will even ONE goddamn reporter ask him to name just five of those wars? Anyone?

aug 23, 2025, 2:28 am • 8 0 • view
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Rick Geissal @rickgeissal.bsky.social

Yes! Or any reporter repeat the question ... and then another ... and another ...

aug 23, 2025, 3:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Deepwader @deepwader.bsky.social

WTF is a pre-war? Maybe he's talking about Greenland, Panama, and Venezuela?

aug 23, 2025, 1:12 am • 10 0 • view
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d-d-jones.bsky.social @d-d-jones.bsky.social

Kind of like a pre-election maybe, settling those before they happen?

aug 23, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Odeeodeeo⁷ @odeeodeeo.bsky.social

Um….. what is a “pre-war???”…

aug 22, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kris Stern @goldenzgirl.bsky.social

Is literally (not even figuratively) everything out of his mouth hyperbole?

aug 23, 2025, 1:56 am • 3 0 • view
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EuphoricFuzion @euphoricfuzion.bsky.social

Yes. Since always.

aug 23, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Ann @annk1950.bsky.social

The next two weeks. 😂😂😂😂🌮🌮🌮🌮🤡🎃🤡🎃🤡🎃🤡🎃

aug 23, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dee Mack @carly911.bsky.social

2 weeks!

aug 22, 2025, 5:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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MuttDad @heavymetalmike.bsky.social

He always tacks on extra numbers to his bullshit numbers… first 2 new steel mills then it was 6.. now 10 wars!

aug 22, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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capemellen.bsky.social @capemellen.bsky.social

maybe stop war on immigration in our own country.

aug 23, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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talgje56.bsky.social @talgje56.bsky.social

Keep spewing lies - such an embarrassment

aug 23, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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KiloCharlieZuluCQ @kilocharlie237.bsky.social

DISTRACTION EPSTEIN

aug 22, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social

It’s not a distraction, though. It’s all one whole thing. All part of the same ball of crap.

aug 22, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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A Starry Knight 🗽⚖🗽 @a-starry-knight.bsky.social

Dude...if it were ANY other president, Putin would've either avoided that factory completely or quickly stated it was a mistake. No, seriously. Putin did this on purpose to make a fool out of him and the US.

aug 22, 2025, 10:49 pm • 90 12 • view
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Post Clarity @ft4532t42.bsky.social

Honestly I think it's worse than that Putin is probably trying to incite an American civil war by repeatedly putting him on display as incompetent. Behind the scenes he's likely stroking Donald's ego while simultaneously dominating him.

aug 23, 2025, 4:33 am • 37 1 • view
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Sian of the South @sianofthedead.bsky.social

I agree. I think Putin is going to take down Maga with great flourish, as he destroys the US. The US part is almost complete.

aug 23, 2025, 6:29 pm • 4 0 • view
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The So Called Gang Of One @thegangofone.bsky.social

Does this include the war between 'Aberbaijan' and Albania?!! WTF! I think 'fucking idiot' in the UK is the same in the US parlance! Captain Bone Spurs truly understands war, as a "war hero".

aug 22, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wes @dwmfid.bsky.social

Wouldn’t you have to be able to name at least twenty countries to make the math work? Come on big guy, pony up.

aug 22, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jason O’Toole @operationriskyou.bsky.social

Trump is the very picture of health! Shit health.

aug 22, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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bethjacksonlb.bsky.social @bethjacksonlb.bsky.social

A US factory being bombed would have started another war under any previous Republican. A Democrat would have placed sanctions against them and called in their ambassador, at a minimum The Make America Great Again guy shrugs and moves on to show and tell.

aug 23, 2025, 1:06 am • 19 2 • view
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Alissa Resch @alistair5.bsky.social

You’re not happy? Guess what asshole, we’re not happy either. Quit being Putin’s little b1tch and then come talk to us. Duh! Oh yeah, one more thing, release the REAL Epstein files!

aug 22, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vocal Visions @vocalvisions.bsky.social

He didn’t say he was unhappy with Putin. He said he was unhappy with that war. Tells you all you need to know.

aug 24, 2025, 7:56 am • 0 0 • view
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MakeMineBlue @makemineblue.bsky.social

Please give me a prize—look at all of my gold shit in the White House. Doesn't that make me great and king-like. If you don't give me a prize, I'm gonna rename the "Atlantic Ocean" to "Sea of Melanie".

aug 23, 2025, 1:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Dr. Penguin @roachmotel6.bsky.social

I just had to.

aug 22, 2025, 5:41 pm • 7 0 • view
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kathyml78.bsky.social @kathyml78.bsky.social

And all his sycophants nodding in agreement. Disgusting.

aug 23, 2025, 11:34 am • 2 0 • view
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catinca459.bsky.social @catinca459.bsky.social

25th Ammendment

aug 23, 2025, 2:37 pm • 3 1 • view
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NeoEonOne @neoeonone.bsky.social

Neither the incrementality of the increase in Trump's narcissistic madness making the crossing of a line hard to discern nor people voting for him despite the heavy signalling that it would happen should mitigate against the urgent need to remove him from office ASAP using the 25th ammendment.

aug 24, 2025, 7:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael @rushstreetblues.bsky.social

Mad Magazine should award this years 'Biggest Idiot' Grand Prize to Donald Trump. #HowManyWars

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PandaBubble @pandabubble.bsky.social

Can’t Tim Crook just buy him damn Nobel already?! And why is the 🐓💩🍊🤡on Obama’s nuusack so hard all of a sudden?

aug 22, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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natalieam.bsky.social @natalieam.bsky.social

He won't do anything! They bombed a US Factory ffs..But tough guy won't do a damn thing! He's such a weenie.

aug 22, 2025, 5:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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RoosterTom @thetomfrank.bsky.social

“Many people are saying that war doesn’t exist anymore because of me…oh wait…no, they’re saying that about the Epstein files”

aug 22, 2025, 5:39 pm • 2 1 • view
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Jeff @jeffm2018.bsky.social

I heard he settled eleventy thousand wars before breakfast.

aug 22, 2025, 5:37 pm • 841 25 • view
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Catherine Zoltan @catherinezoltan.bsky.social

Laughter!

aug 22, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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catuca.bsky.social @catuca.bsky.social

Eleventy billion….he resolved galactic wars also.

aug 24, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hein @swissmountain.bsky.social

Vietnam 🇻🇳 he did, too !

aug 22, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffm2018.bsky.social

That the country that brought him out in bone spurs?

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winterdreaming.bsky.social @winterdreaming.bsky.social

2nd breakfast

aug 23, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Gwenda @goonda13.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 22, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wen Jackman @wenjackwoman.bsky.social

I thought it was eleventy-seven.

aug 22, 2025, 6:08 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffm2018.bsky.social

That was yesterday.

aug 22, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wen Jackman @wenjackwoman.bsky.social

🤣😆😂👍💛

aug 22, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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MsBlueWednesday @msbluewednesday.bsky.social

You have to 😂 or you’d 😭

aug 22, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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gozion @ravnica11.bsky.social

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ruffnerr.bsky.social @ruffnerr.bsky.social

Elebenty wars

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rolandbrowning1231.bsky.social @rolandbrowning1231.bsky.social

He just 10x’d that shit. He got up at 4am, he hustled. He manifested those wars over. He used some of his massive beautiful mind palace and gratitude journaling to end like 37 pre wars and then after his egg whites, another 785 actual wars. Nobel is guaranteed, right?

aug 23, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Agata @agatakobe.bsky.social

I had a war going on in my recycling bin. I don’t know if I’d still be here to tell the story if it weren’t for Trump, god love him.

aug 22, 2025, 7:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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Cat ❌ 👑 @cathbayarea.bsky.social

Thanks. I needed that.

aug 22, 2025, 5:39 pm • 50 0 • view
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Amanda Delcambre @amandadelc.bsky.social

Reporter: asks about an American company in Ukraine Trump: I want to talk about me Will the cult ever understand it was only ever about him? He’s not there to serve Americans. He’s there to serve his wallet.

aug 23, 2025, 2:25 pm • 34 2 • view
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Chad Saylor @dertrommler.bsky.social

I heard he settled 400 wars while golfing. big, if true.

aug 23, 2025, 11:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Exhausted Resister @apj813.bsky.social

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ingridjaeger.bsky.social @ingridjaeger.bsky.social

Trump is bringing down the number of wars by 600%, 1500%

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Shaun @clockworkshaun.bsky.social

Are the pre wars in the room with us right now?

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This Sandwichman is Tom Walker @thesandwichman.bsky.social

He settled 1500% more wars than any other president in history.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social

~~We have 11,780 votes~~ We ended 11,780 wars

aug 22, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social

Most of those were pre-wars.

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d-d-jones.bsky.social @d-d-jones.bsky.social

Did it just for Kix too!

aug 23, 2025, 2:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Ceej416 @ceej416.bsky.social

Thanks, I so needed a good laugh! Your comment smoothed the rough edges off a particularly stressful day! 😄

aug 22, 2025, 8:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffm2018.bsky.social

Shh, don't tell anyone, but I was thinking of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe bit about doing impossible things before breakfast, cheers Douglas Adams.

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jdr1992.bsky.social @jdr1992.bsky.social

He settled another one! It’s now three million!!!

aug 22, 2025, 10:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tee. @mooretee.bsky.social

it's a Biggly win best win anyone has ever seen never been nothing like this win Biden never had a win. No Mine was the Biggest beautiful !!.....

aug 22, 2025, 10:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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Topkick75 @mhaberman00.bsky.social

He has become Chuck Norris

aug 22, 2025, 5:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffm2018.bsky.social

Chunk Norris

aug 22, 2025, 6:16 pm • 20 1 • view
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Allison Y💜❌👑 @youngallison63.bsky.social

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Thunderclash Rules! @kurthy.bsky.social

Chunk Norris waits for no man. Unless that man is Putin. Chunk Norris doesn't actually write books. When Chunk Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "what is courage?" He received an A-plus for turning in an envelope full of cash with his name on it.

aug 22, 2025, 9:36 pm • 9 1 • view
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Thunderclash Rules! @kurthy.bsky.social

Chunk Norris can kill two economies with one tariff.

aug 22, 2025, 9:37 pm • 6 0 • view
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MommaBear @momsegura.bsky.social

Probably in his sleep.

aug 22, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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johogg.bsky.social @johogg.bsky.social

It wasa Brazilian

aug 23, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
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💙🌟𝕁𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒🌟💙 @jessinsanity.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 23, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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HeadChange @lisadmcm.bsky.social

This is the first I've seen this clip because I've been offline. He is deeply cognitively impaired. Deeply.

aug 23, 2025, 2:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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bisonblaine.bsky.social @bisonblaine.bsky.social

Pre-wars ?? Three pre-wars ??

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Harry Flaxseed @harry-flaxseed.bsky.social

I had a feeling that number would continue to go up. I'm pretty sure he first said 6 then it was 7. Now 10. He really wants a Nobel Peace Prize. It's kind of like how he values his assets when he wants a loan. The numbers just keep going up and up and up.

aug 22, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social

He ended the Trojan wars.

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dellabranson.bsky.social @dellabranson.bsky.social

I bet he wouldn't be happy about this either. I looked up the factory strike and noticed something off.

The strike occurred just days after talks involving
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social

If that’s not a message, I don’t know what is…

aug 22, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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jcs77.bsky.social @jcs77.bsky.social

🤥 again. 🤣

aug 22, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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HongKongDongSong @hongkongdongsong.bsky.social

Cambodia and Thailand used ASEAN and Malaysia's help India and Pakistan deny anything DRC Congo is still going Israel is anything but Russia/Ukraine more so. And so on. Nothingburger claims. Pre-wars? Hey now.

aug 23, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view
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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social

Oh shit, not this "two weeks" BS again. We're looking at another Hundred Years' War

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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

You know, this mother effer has yet to address the US Factory being struck. If he cared, he would have issued a statement. Has he checked on the workers?

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cosmoknows.bsky.social @cosmoknows.bsky.social

Has the CEO given him a gold plated tchotchke and praised him in public? If not, they don’t matter.

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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

😂 Even South Park made fun of that 😂

aug 23, 2025, 5:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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TJ💙 ☮️ @democracy1111.bsky.social

Because he doesn’t care.

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AngryDigit @angrydigit.bsky.social

Didn’t own it or have shares, so doesn’t care.

aug 22, 2025, 8:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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MidAmGma @whs2015.bsky.social

“If he cared” is the operative phrase.

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Katy @morgalyn.bsky.social

Of course he hasn't.

aug 22, 2025, 6:43 pm • 67 0 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

Now he’s talking about inviting Putin to the World Cup.

aug 22, 2025, 6:44 pm • 90 4 • view
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peglr.bsky.social @peglr.bsky.social

There is talk of moving the World Cup elsewhere. What a stain on frumpy’s legacy which is going to be a joke.

aug 23, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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vancitynancy.bsky.social @vancitynancy.bsky.social

yet another reason that the USA shouldn't have any World Cup games.

aug 23, 2025, 4:11 am • 2 0 • view
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sushi @profil.bsky.social

Makes me sick to see his filthy hands on the trophy. It represents things completely alien to him - excellence and hard work. Boycott his disgusting World Cup.

aug 22, 2025, 9:17 pm • 18 1 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

I’ll add exercise is also something completely alien to him. 🙃

aug 22, 2025, 9:19 pm • 6 0 • view
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sushi @profil.bsky.social

Spot on 💪!

aug 22, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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SEBeller ✍️🌊 @sebeller.bsky.social

"Ukraine, if you're listening..."

aug 22, 2025, 10:21 pm • 34 1 • view
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MommaBear @momsegura.bsky.social

To check on the workers would mean that he cared.

aug 22, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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beasweet.bsky.social @beasweet.bsky.social

He does not care about workers on US soil. Why would he care there? We just had the VP list off the wonderful attributes of Putin. We are screwed. Russia is the only country without tariffs.

aug 23, 2025, 1:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

It’s going to take so long to undo his damage

aug 23, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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catiebma.bsky.social @catiebma.bsky.social

aug 22, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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LubomirLevitski @lomlevitski.bsky.social

His Trying To Be The Mr Good Man. So Funny The Manipulative President SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦🌻💔

aug 24, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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1marzipan🇨🇦 @1marzipan.bsky.social

Grandpa is quite unwell.

aug 23, 2025, 12:40 am • 11 0 • view
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Blaring grinder @goat-daddy.bsky.social

Where are they keeping the precogs? media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...

aug 23, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
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retiredlawyer.bsky.social @retiredlawyer.bsky.social

Delusional.

aug 22, 2025, 5:36 pm • 5 1 • view
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Stephanie Belser 🌻 @steph1873.bsky.social

He’s fucking delusional.

aug 22, 2025, 5:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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estherinthemiddle.bsky.social @estherinthemiddle.bsky.social

“Two weeks”

aug 22, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Layzieyez @layzieyez.bsky.social

He thinks he ended WWI and WWII in his mind because he is completely senile and the press is afraid to report this fact.

aug 22, 2025, 6:25 pm • 15 0 • view
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Arsphidius @arsphidius.bsky.social

I was going to say something similar. He can name 7 wars, so he thinks he stopped them. These include the Revolutionary, Civil, and Vietnam wars.

aug 22, 2025, 7:00 pm • 9 0 • view
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Agata @agatakobe.bsky.social

I guess the Vietnam one has a special place in his mind, what with being so cruelly prevented from going.

aug 22, 2025, 7:19 pm • 12 0 • view
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dgreenshields.bsky.social @dgreenshields.bsky.social

It was his bone spurs that ended the war don't you know?

aug 23, 2025, 8:58 am • 4 0 • view
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Agata @agatakobe.bsky.social

A war is not a party if Trump can’t be there.

aug 23, 2025, 9:52 am • 1 0 • view
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TrueBlueMajority @truebluemajority.bsky.social

But he's starting a new Civil War, so that one's a wash...

aug 23, 2025, 4:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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montteri.bsky.social @montteri.bsky.social

Everything about him is unbearable.

aug 23, 2025, 1:58 am • 4 0 • view
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OheyThere @oheythere59.bsky.social

Why is he allowed to wear Trump branded merchandise as part of the Office? “Two Weeks”….blah blah blah

aug 22, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kat @kat9995.bsky.social

💩

aug 22, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 2:10 am • 75 18 • view
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Cassiopeia🇵🇹🇩🇪🇬🇧 @cassbo.bsky.social

MAKE AMERICA TRUMP-FREE AGAIN

aug 23, 2025, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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mornin@bsky.social @dottie-mornin.bsky.social

And 6 pre-wars!

aug 23, 2025, 3:02 am • 26 1 • view
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andreatravers.bsky.social @andreatravers.bsky.social

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social has ended billions and billions of wars. So many we can’t even count them. People say Newsom is the greatest war and pre war enderer everer in the history of history. Pre history in fact. Newsom fought a war with war and Newsom won. And he did it on Day One.

aug 23, 2025, 4:43 am • 24 2 • view
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TM @terriblem.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 2:17 pm • 16 4 • view
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Kathy Reineking @reineking.bsky.social

When my dog barks or whines, she makes more sense than that babbling buffoon. FFS.

aug 22, 2025, 8:48 pm • 61 2 • view
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KeithCosmo @keithcosmo.bsky.social

Totally!

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aug 23, 2025, 8:18 am • 8 0 • view
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windyprospectfarm.bsky.social @windyprospectfarm.bsky.social

He gives out that “I’m sending this picture to my boyfriend hoping he still loves me” vibe.

aug 22, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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millertime1976.bsky.social @millertime1976.bsky.social

6 wars +1

aug 22, 2025, 5:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Luigi in a Coal Mine @weareluigi.bsky.social

Don’t forget the “pre-wars”!

aug 22, 2025, 6:57 pm • 11 0 • view
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andiohr.bsky.social @andiohr.bsky.social

He’s ridiculous and an utter embarrassment.

aug 22, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Lindhagen @david-lindhagen.bsky.social

A guy wearing a hat that says “I was right about everything“ is an absolute disgrace for the office of the President of the United States. And so are the ones supporting him whose only qualification is either a tenure at Fox News and/or the ability to never object to his deity.

aug 23, 2025, 4:22 am • 15 3 • view
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nrebarchek.bsky.social @nrebarchek.bsky.social

That non-answer would be a clear “no”. That would require a strong President. Not a puppet.

aug 23, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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crookedleg.bsky.social @crookedleg.bsky.social

Isn't that the moron who said he would end that war on day one. Right up there with the best health plan. That pedo is feeding you bullshit on a plate and too many of you are sitting at the table swallowing it whole. Release the Damn Trump- Epstein tales.

aug 23, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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nahnopenada.bsky.social @nahnopenada.bsky.social

Today's lesson in mixing numbers with words that have nothing to do with them. Gibberish 101

aug 23, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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timmeh617.bsky.social @timmeh617.bsky.social

Jfc.....he's a child.

aug 22, 2025, 5:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

Yes. Worse.

aug 23, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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bluedotarkie.bsky.social @bluedotarkie.bsky.social

WTAF? He is so deranged. Someone please get him out of office…out of this country. Please?

aug 22, 2025, 6:36 pm • 39 0 • view
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Kathy C @kcc1018.bsky.social

We really don't care by who or how but please get him out of office!!

aug 23, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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mpfirish.bsky.social @mpfirish.bsky.social

It was 6 wars last week. He settled a 7th? I must have been napping.🤔🙄

aug 22, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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ZenGali @zengali.bsky.social

ok, grandpa, time for bed 🙄

aug 22, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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davebo8.bsky.social @davebo8.bsky.social

Pre-wars?

aug 23, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Loping ted @lopingted.bsky.social

The morons Moron

aug 23, 2025, 1:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Deslanek @deslanek.bsky.social

Further proof that syphilitic adderral ridden brains should not be in positions of power.

aug 23, 2025, 8:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sharon G @sharongillett.bsky.social

Smdh

aug 23, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Ole G. @olenorm.bsky.social

Those darn pre-wars.

aug 22, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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AlpenglowDreams @alpenglowdreams.bsky.social

trump is an utter failure

aug 22, 2025, 5:37 pm • 49 4 • view
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Don Frickel @d5frickel.bsky.social

Indeed.

aug 22, 2025, 6:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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eatthebillionaires.bsky.social @eatthebillionaires.bsky.social

If your assignment is to weaken America and destroy its democracy and economy, maybe the Russian Asset Trump is doing great? I don't hear Putin complaining about Trump's work performance.

aug 23, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Bluebud @corporateslave1990.bsky.social

Another two weeks...

aug 22, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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MartinC @martinc7.bsky.social

‘Pre wars’ 🙄 This guy wants that Noble Peace prize so badly - and just because Obama already has one and he doesn’t.

aug 22, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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LadyLeeds @ladyleeds.bsky.social

Starts many more wars than he ‘settled’. Most recently on American soil in Washington DC.

aug 22, 2025, 10:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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MartinC @martinc7.bsky.social

He’s a liability.

aug 22, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social

now he has solved 10 wars all by himself or so he claims, every time he says it the numbers change up..........he is a certifiable lunatic.

aug 22, 2025, 5:39 pm • 11 0 • view
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Phil cal Zone @findmywayhome.bsky.social

Where do I get what he’s on for my Friday night?

aug 23, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
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Phil cal Zone @findmywayhome.bsky.social

This man is sinking into his own bullshit.

aug 23, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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David R @daver98133.bsky.social

And no reporter stood up and said "Pre-Wars? What are you on about now?"

aug 22, 2025, 9:35 pm • 11 0 • view
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knewsy.bsky.social @knewsy.bsky.social

“We’ll find out over the next two weeks” = we’re never going to do anything to stop this war (likely because Putin is his hero)

aug 22, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick Stone @europeannick.bsky.social

If you saw this man in your public bar late a night, you’d easily mistake him for a boring old drunk fool.

aug 23, 2025, 7:39 am • 6 1 • view
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DW @dwblue.bsky.social

Exactly that, USA has put the drunk, senile bar fool in it's most powerful position. The person who hasn't a clue what they did or said the day before but continues to brag about solving the world's problems to anyone who will listen

aug 23, 2025, 9:43 am • 6 0 • view
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Andrew @acpinono.bsky.social

"Have you decided which Russian factory the US is going to hit?"

aug 22, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Northcandor 🍁🇨🇦 ELBOWS UP ❤️🇨🇦💪 @northcandor.bsky.social

No. Nothing he has done has brought peace or resolution. His little photo? Failure to close anything while bowing and scraping to the man using him to take the US down. He’s pathetic.

aug 23, 2025, 12:33 am • 3 1 • view
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Procrastolyn @cmct.bsky.social

Just confabulating away, and always with the two weeks.

aug 23, 2025, 7:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social

By “finishing wars”, Donny meant that he watched all the Star Wars films

aug 22, 2025, 11:56 pm • 11 0 • view
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Beth in Wisconsin @beth-in-wisconsin.bsky.social

Can't we just add 23 wars and make it 30?

aug 23, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Cody @codyw.bsky.social

Pre-war can still get you pregnant

aug 22, 2025, 6:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.bsky.social

Are the wars you solved in the room with you now?

aug 23, 2025, 6:06 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.bsky.social

Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social ,ya douchebag.

aug 23, 2025, 6:06 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social

bIdEn Is ToO oLd!

aug 23, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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gdr47.bsky.social @gdr47.bsky.social

Reporter: Mr President. Why do you need to wear a stupid red hat advertising yourself?

aug 23, 2025, 12:52 am • 3 0 • view
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VBB @vbb12335.bsky.social

Please ask him to list of the wars he ended and how. OMFG.

aug 22, 2025, 8:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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philnr.bsky.social @philnr.bsky.social

Trump playing with the soldiers of one of the 10 wars he stopped.

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Sue @sueafc.bsky.social

Direct and on point; you can always rely on Trump for a straight answer to a straight question.

aug 23, 2025, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Masamoon @masamoon.bsky.social

Hey universe, anytime now would be great.

aug 23, 2025, 3:33 pm • 10 0 • view
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OKSoWereDoingThis @krlelebr.bsky.social

wtf is he talking about? Which wars could he possibly imagine he “settled”?

aug 22, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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mprclntrlst 🏴‍☠️ @mprclntrlst.bsky.social

Kim il-Donald: Brace for MAGA poop denialism "State media within North Korea has put out a number of outlandish claims to build up a cult of personality around the Supreme Leaders. Perhaps the most famous - and strangest - claim was that Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung did not defecate."

aug 22, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 1 • view
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mprclntrlst 🏴‍☠️ @mprclntrlst.bsky.social

I'm old enough to remember when "retarded" wasn't banned. We need it now more than ever.

aug 22, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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He's Just So Stupid @hesjustsostupid.bsky.social

“Add in all the thought-wars I’ve stopped it’s probably like a million”

aug 22, 2025, 5:37 pm • 76 0 • view
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social

Pre-war? If he's really pro-life, wouldn't that just be a war?

aug 22, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jesse G @jesse405.bsky.social

Not happy about it. Strong response

aug 23, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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GoBlueHalimi @gobluehalimi.bsky.social

I literally made a joke about how by next week (today) it would go from 6 to 13.... WTF 🤡

aug 23, 2025, 1:47 am • 17 0 • view
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andreatravers.bsky.social @andreatravers.bsky.social

All jokes are now predictions when it comes to tangerine tyrant. Let’s open a book on it being upwards of 25 wars ended by Monday. The dumbest thing you can make up will fall out of his mouth. Most of us just can’t be that crazy.

aug 23, 2025, 4:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Starrfire71 @starrfire71.bsky.social

😂

aug 23, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Vitor Flash @vitorflash.bsky.social

He will stop counting at 10 because that is the number of fingers on his hands.

aug 22, 2025, 5:49 pm • 2 0 • view