I guess this means he's now in charge of who gets a parking ticket and who gets a presidential pardon.
I guess this means he's now in charge of who gets a parking ticket and who gets a presidential pardon.
deputy dawg wants to be a bigly mayor of alabama.
Officer Doofy
Trump is wrong about everything.
Old man wears hat.
His braggadocious hat. JHC! He's sickening. 🤮
Hope he's feeling as shitty as he looks (which is EXTRA here).
sloppy, tired, exhausted, seriously ill
I will fix it: " I try and stay out of that stuff. I'm allowed to stay in. I'm a total stupid moron, believe it or not. I don't like to go around and saying that but I'm "
Chief dictator
bsky.app/profile/maxk...
2nd time today he's said that, which means he just learned about it.
Chief penis polisher for Putin
Imagine if 15 years ago, someone showed you this photo of Donald fucking Trump, in the Oval Office, wearing a giant "I Was Right About Everything" hat and saying "I'm chief law enforcement officer." You'd think you had a stroke, died, and woke up in HELL. But instead, it's now and you're alive.
WHAT...A....F'ING....CHILD!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Uhhhh......no he's not!
You are not
my god, that hat, could he look like any bigger of a douchebag
Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice: Trump is not, in fact, the chief law enforcement officer; that would be the Attorney General, Pam Bondi.
This has the sound of something someone told him this morning that's news to him
So one of the biggest criminals the country's ever seen is also the chief law enforcement officer.
You absolutely like to go around saying that you are the chief know it all about all things. 🤡🤡🤡
The mainstream media consistently fails to call this moron out for his factually inaccurate nonsense.
🤦
Chief shitzhispants says what?
The US is such a banana republic. A senile diaper peeing old man with a ridiculous red hat, who can hardly talk in full sentences, rules the country and does all kinds of illegal stuff bc ppl are depending on his power... This Idiocracy doesn't stop to amaze me. 🙄
Multiple choice: The chief law enforcement officer of the United States is: A. The Attorney General B. It's A C. Seriously, it's A
True but unfortunately she is a fascist psychopath who just follows his orders
Lmao he is not
Ugghhhh can't we get rid of this fuckhead 🙄
No, Donald Trump is not the chief law enforcement officer of the United States. The Attorney General is the chief law enforcement officer of the federal government
Loves repeating lies.
I choose to NOT believe you are the chief LEO - bc you aren't. If you could read above a 4th-grade level & understand how the gov't worked, you would know this. Jackass.
NO HE IS NOT THE CHIEF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER! It’s the AG! Problematic mix up!
Said it several times today alone
Donald Trump is Chief law enforcement officer because he fucks little girls
Chief Pimp
Chief traitorous fat f*ck.
He probably has his own really cool plastic Sheriff badge,rocking horse and cowboy hat. Isn't he also the supreme ruler of the Universe,Lord of the Cosmos,the Chosen One,Prince of Peace,Nobel prize winner elect and the Son of Godd,(spelt with two ds in order to avoid controversy)?
Please. He's up in it all the way too his flappy turkey neck.
The fuck he isn't
Taco tits will die soon
That's more like it, rather than he's right about everything hat being worn today.
I think he got that mixed up. What he meant was, “I’m not allowed, but I like to go around saying I am”
Where’s his tie??!? Doesn’t he have any respect?
The hat, too. He must have had a bad hair day.
He’s leaving any second for golf
Of course. His full time job.
He might as well claim that, it's not like anyone is going to stop him. Say, does he have any more appointees senate dems can vote for?
A 34 count convicted felon chief law enforcement officer. #BelieveItOrNot bsky.app/profile/atru...
And yet Biden was a bad guy for supposedly interfering in investigations… Also yeah we know, Donald, this is one hundred percent retribution ordered by you because Bolton said mean things about you.
What?
During Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign, Sater worked with Michael Cohen, former attorney for The Trump Organization, to broker a deal to build a Trump Tower Moscow, asserting to Cohen that he could boost Trump's election prospects through his Russian contacts
He also laundered money for David Bogatin, who was also a major Russian mobster.
Oh, so the president *is* an "officer of the United States."
This is the 2nd time he said this morning, so…
He looks stoned on something 🤔
he is not through, isn't that Pammy Bondi Poo's title/job?
Interesting how he copies what the Democrats have repeated about Hillary and Kamala. "Everything they say is right". Trump parroting Democrat women ..... I guess MAGA is ok with that.
"Believe it or not." You know what, Fatarse? Not. I'll go with not.
the more pressure he feels, the deeper he will go into that cesspool of a mind he's using... if it becomes too much, maybe he'll cut the connection to the outside
Deputy Don reporting for duty!
"I don't like to go around saying that, but I don't mind saying all the other bullshit I regularly sling, but I do. Because I am."
Not sure he doesn’t like to brag about being the chief law enforcement officer.
But he isn't...which shows how much he doesn't understand gov't. 🙄
Chief fascist dicktator.
he's what now 👀
OK, that’s it. I accept my fate. I suffer from Trump derangement syndrome, but it’s also known as being fucking smart so I’ll take it.
Even rapist chump’s eyes look like that lately. They are all high.
This sounds a lot like "someone just told me I'm the #1 officer of laws, therefore I'm not on the Epstein list"
Where are the Epstein files, Donald?
The chief law enforcement officer is Pam Bondi, though I can certainly see why you’d be confused since she’s basically your mom.
Yeah, Trump is king of the world as far as he’s concerned. No separation of the branches of government. Without fear or favor turned on it’s head. Thank you, Supreme Court, for undermining the constitution.
Chief Law Enforcement Officer, Chief Felon, Chief Pedophile, Chief White House Interior Decorator, Chief Truth Denier, Chief Anti-Humanitarian Officer, Chief Putin Cuck. The list really just makes itself.
Fuck me that hat 🤮 Narcissists got to narcissist.
He’s thinking, I wish these assholes would just leave so I can hit the golf course. Obviously, that’s where he’s headed since he didn’t even bother with applying his orange hue today.
How are there no consequences for this? He's grabbing powers beyond the office.
Oh yes you do. And no you're not.
So, Pam Bondi is just a rubber stamp for Trump's vendettas. Got it.
OMG can someone Please come get grandpa? Maybe a new episode for South Park🤭
What a complete fucking idiotic tool that piece of shit is. How can anyone watch or listen to him without puking your guts out. Filthy, shit stained, rapist pedophile, I hope you get hit by a bus, train, meteorite or any other high speed projectile. What an absolute embarrassment to the human race.
Narrator's Voice: No, the President of the USA is not, and has never been, the chief law enforcement officer.
Chief idiot is more like it
I'll call him an idiot if/when he's vanquished. right now I don't like the implication that an idiot beat America.
I think that's something you are going to have to deal with, hard though it is to handle.
He didn't, he's just the puppet
He's played his role perfectly.
He looks like he hasn't slept for a week.
The very definition of a weaponized Justice Department starts with a President insisting HE is the Chief Law Enforcement Officer. So the CLEO decides who gets prosecuted, no facts or reality required. " It's good to be the King "
He's so sickening.
Bolton needs to find the nearest microphone and say he has the Epstein files in his office (regardless of whether that’s true)
Chief Pedo
(Jon Lovitz voice): I'm not just a member, I'm the president of this organization.....
No, no he’s not. It’s only due to sycophancy that he gets to act the part.
What he is saying is that he is in the Epstein files.
Like he stayed ‘out of that stuff’ by hiding secret files in his closet in his Florida home?
Stupid twat! As usual, spaced out on grass!
Dear Lord
Trump thinks he is Hershel Waker with a sheriff’s badge.
He looks high as shit.
"I don't like to go around saying that but I am." We prefer you stop saying anything. Ever.
E. V. E. R.
A multiple convicted felon, rapist, fraudster, bully, and compulsive liar is as much a law enforcement officer as Al Capone was 100 years ago.
“Chief Law Enforcement Officer” with absolute immunity for official acts
The hat is so embarrassing
tRump opens mouth. Out come more lies. :|| Repeat ad nauseaum.
This sentence alone should be a fuckin no brainer for impeachment. He swoar an oath to the constitution which is clearly violated here. The lack of resistance is stunning.
Trump Knows Nothing.
And that’s not true at all
He must of been issued a badge like Herschel Walker.
What an asshole
Sure you will your the one you said go after them . Who is next in the list
No one normal would wear that hat btw. lol No one.
his voice: the most annoying sound in the world
That fucking hat too. When will we be released from his hell
More like captain of the douche canoe
You are not and no one but your gullible cult will believe it
Don’t believe it. The Attorney General is the chief law enforcement officer.
So ... the 34 Federal Counts?!? You can demand the Release of the Complete Epstein Files?!? Just ⚖️ askin' 👈🏼
So, narcissistic, dementia-addled ego maniac doesn't like to brag? 🤔🤔🤔
He loves to give himself powers a president has never had before. The chief law enforcement officer is Attorney General Bondi, who needs to be impeached.
Believe it or not.
Such modesty. So very ethics.
He looks sloppy af. Puffy eyes. Squinting. Unbuttoned shirt loses and askew. Clearly threw an oversized hat on to try to hide the “off” day. What a train wreck.
He LOVES to go around Saying that: and it, Like everything else he says, is a big fat LIE.
Still shocked by how teeny and insecure he is.
He's somehow getting worse and more obvious with his lies. Thats exactly how a Looney Tunes character would have said that
As chief law enforcement officer, Trump sure is doing a shitty job enforcing laws as he himself breaks them every day.
Grandpa is looking VERY sleepy and old. Sundowning earlier and earlier maybe??? Crickets from the bought and paid for MSM of course!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES ‼️
Hillary was right about everything ..he steals everything..
Funny, he's been taped saying it twice now.
Apropos of nothing, he looks *exhausted*
I don’t like to go round saying that, but I do!
Get him into a straitjacket and to the nearest psychiatric facility. He is one sick phuck.
"Stupid is as stupid does" 🤷♂️ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
He doesn't go around saying he's a paedophile, either.
Came here to say this 😅
But, you aren't.
LIAR
He’s… not. Is somebody going to raise the alarm that our POTUS clearly does not know what his job is or what’s going on around him? Seems bad. Seems like it might make good journalism to face it and talk about it. I mean, it’s no “Biden is old” but still …
well done SCOTUS - why are you still working at the 'supreme' court?
Ya the chief law enforcement/law breaker/ bullshitter, aka the proverbial fox guarding the henhouse
No you're not dude
He’s chief law enforcement officer only in the sense a mayor is. He’s not the Police Chief nor the Commissioner. Also, he’s in it. He ordered it.
He sounds exactly like the way my ,2x stroke and now dementia, step dad talks
"Mommy says I'm the handsomest boy in class and all of the other kids are just jealous of me!"
Actually, he loves to go around saying that. But, like everything else he says, it's not true.
That’s something a 3rd grader would say when they officially become a patrol boy at school. 🤣
I know like 4%of what I probably should about government, but I at least know that’s not right.
"I'm allowed to be in". When he's doing something he's not supposed to, he says it up front like this every time to try to twist facts preemptively
He had a top hat, tall enough to hide notes inside, but he didn’t need slogans on the hat, his integrity, decency, and love for country were written in the lines of his face, and he would usually take the hat off upon entering, per good manners.
Fact Check: He is in fact NOT
No. I don’t believe it.
Except he’s not. Even more than him, I loathe all of the people just letting this happen. Is no one saying no?
He had said it at least twice today
He’s always confessing “I’m allowed to”
My third grader knows this is wrong and this guy is insane. We are out of our fucking minds.
Wut?
WHO TAKES THE FUCKING SWING?
I really don’t know why reporters don’t ask Trump silly leading “Would you say…” questions all the time. “Would you say, that on the day that you were born, the angels got together, and decided to create a dream come true? “Would you say, they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold?”
Uh, I do not believe it.
Please, someone
The absolute only thing that's gonna make all this worth something someday is if every single elected official currently wearing the R goes down with him. There is zero defense at this point. If we allow them to remain, this madness will have all been for nothing. It's a political party, not family.
You like going around saying that.
Oddly enough, not the first time he has made a claim about himself, said he doesn't like to talk about it, then reiterates the claim. Totally natural.
Narrator: "He's not the chief law enforcement officer."
NARRATOR: "He, in fact, isn't."
Yeah, we don't believe it because it's not true.
He’s so full of dementia now and the world is watching to see how far republicans are gonna let this go before they decide to act…..if at all
He already claimed that he knows more about grass than any other human being in history. I'm sure Cheech & Chong, Snoop Dogg, and Willie Nelson, would have something to say about that.
Nice fucking hat.
Haha he thinks he is CLEO and everything else that starts with a C. Also, he knows more on any subject than everybody else in the world. What a small and pathetic man.
The AG is the chief law enforcement officer.
Show us your badge Herschel!
Clearly, he’s hoping it catches on and other people start saying it. 🙄
“Leetle Donald”
"I don't like to go around saying that." He's said it the press twice in the last two hours.
NOT.
No he's a Pedophile, Rapist, Russian Asset, and a Traitor instead
Like a child…
He lies you know...
It’s Friday. Shouldn’t he be golfing?
Chief Law Enforcement officer.... the felon ... A convicted felon abusing the justice system to target his political adversaries? Quite facist-y isn't it?
He's just another banana republic dictator. And he'll end up the same way most of them do.
"I try to stay out of that stuff"🙄 Indeed, I'm sure DOJ thought this up all on its own. [Just as Bill Pulte thought, just out of the blue, of looking at a Lisa Cook's mortgage application]
Why is he wearing a ballcap in the oval?
You said earlier today dementia Don
Gee. Just when we could really use someone to step up as Commander in Chief, which he actually is supposed to be. Fairly sure he is not supposed to be Chief of Law Enforcement. I hope when he goes to a real state, some, any Governor puts their foot down with force behind it. This is where we are