Who is 'they'?

no we do not donald. get out of our lives, you madman.

No one….calls him the President of Europe….NO ONE!!!

The closest to "President" of Europe is a woman, and we can't have that.

This MoFo definitely has some mental issues. And 🖕the Republicans for leaving him in office to do their dirty work.

Actually he is correct, it’s a joke, EU thinks he is a bad joke

@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu, any comments?

The 🦇💩🤪🟠👨👶 says what?

One of these soulless toads around him said this to him once, and he has accepted it as a universal truth.

That is both dad and frightening at the same time. He is not well.

7, no 25, no 35, no 38 countries… stuff like this should be in dem ads and aired nationwide.

His hearing is gone. They called him "President You're a Dope".

“Right, mr Trump. Are those people in the room with us at the moment?”

Who is "They"? He mentions "They" in every press conference. But we never get a specific. If a reporter actually asked him, "Who is they?" His circuits would crash.

He’s been referring to ‘They’ as a qualifier for decades, with zero accountability as to who the ‘They’ are except the inner dialogue he hears. Watch the Barbara Walters 20/20 interview from 1990 (where she destroys him). He says it there too.

I’ve been waiting for some White House reporter, any WH reporter, to ask that question for years in 1.0 and now in 2.0. It’s absurd how afraid they are.

I can genuinely say not one European calls him "president of Europe". "President rotting orange fat fuck" maybe.

Nope.

Hi from Europe where we call Trump America's buffoon in chief. It's funny to see how easily our leaders can manipulate him into thinking they all don't think he's a buffoon.

Just once. Please. Someone ask him. "Who are they?"

Hi, European here…. Absolutely no one calls him that, jokingly or otherwise.

We call him a lot of things. That is not one of those things.

They?? The voices in his head. He’s becoming more and more delusional by the day.

The problem with this entire thing is that if and when he goes, whether natural or helped along, the Vance plan probably is worse.

Vance is not as popular as Rump with MAGA. Without their support he would be easily removed.

No, because Republicans are still in charge.

That’s what I was thinking. But now it’s looking like public support may not be that important anymore. It’s pretty much a lawless regime.

Well, whether it was musk, Peter Teal, or a combination of the electronic manipulation was executed without a bump in November. Assuming we can get votes counted looks a little difficult right now and I’m an optimist.

When t'Rump kicks it, the fight will continue. It won't stop until we rebuild the New Deal.

Vance doesn't have the same base of support as Trump. Trump has a blustery, outer borough loudmouth shtick that appeals to white men. Vance comes across as the smarmy, weird Yale lawyer that he is. Those low propensity voters in Johnstown aren't going to turn out for him.

No one does that.

Idiot

Erm, no. No we don’t 🤣

President of Europe hahaha ffs, dream on you utter fucking clown..

President of Europe? It's "THIS" isn't a president! It's just a pedophile POS! #PhuckTrump

No we fucking don't. The man is a joke.

Europe is a city in the States?

Yea, nobody is calling him that

Hi from London, where NOBODY, except perhaps brown-nose Nigel Farage, is calling this narcicistic orange homunculus 'president of Europe'. Fact.

Who is they???

Who are they???

This is an insane person.

Fucking idiot

"They" being who in this case?

Can’t listen to him talk without thinking “he’s a fucking idiot”

*knowing 😅

Yah well when will the international community stop normalizing this behavior? When will Democrats actually become an opposition party? There’s too much normalizing. There will not be a significant turn until life is disrupted in big ways for most people- especially the low information voters.

Wer ist "They"???? Oder nutzt er hier den pluralis majestatis?

”7 + really 28 essentially 35, 38 countries were represented here the other day, 38 European countries were rep, European and other countries were represented” Is this some kind of hypotonic spell?

What the Fuck is he even talking about?! What’s it gonna take, MAGA, before you admit that your dear leader is out to lunch. He’s completely Loco!!!

Who are "they"? Are they here in the room with us?

No we fucking don’t 😡

God he's a PIG!!

LOL. What a cunt.

Your emperor is naked.

Why does nobody in the press have the courage to challenge this utter garbage to his face ?

The press allowed to enter the WH has been filtered and coerced. Those inside are a) 100% pro trumpers, former fringe media b) too afraid to lose their access to question anything Useless.

Because they are much more interested in business than reporting what is happening their bubble.

Who are they?? It’s an insult to every country in Europe.

I am in Europe. I call him a narcissist.

😆😅😂🤣🤣

☝️

"They" call him President of Assholia Dementialand. Which is no where near Europe.

Trump is now sundowning before 9AM.

We really, really and I can't stress this enough FUCKING DON'T Don. We call you lots of other things though and none of them complimentary!

😂

🤣

Pedofile. "7+28 of European leaders essentially 38" WTF is this dickhead on about. Demented moron with the IQ for a gnat's cock. (Watch out gnat's).

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know, he's such a massive twat.

We need a bigger word Kercle 🤣 Massive is too small for this moron.

Absolutely 🤣👍

Galah

Micro-dick is where he’s at Put that On a fucking hat

🤣🤣🤣🤣

'they', meaning the voices in his stupid fat pumpkin head

🤣 yep that exactly what they call him.

This guy DonOld has a real stalking infatuation one sided love affair going on with himself - too bad everybody else despises him him

Call the paddy wagon, and prepare the straitjacket and the padded room.

What a lying sack of shit. Nobody has ever referred to him as that. America, how long are you going to let this go on? What an embarrassment. I know we can't take the high ground, we had Johnson and Truss but come on.

oh hell no no, nope no

I’m thinking White Ape Emperor of Mars

Yes, he’s the president of Europe and the dust bunny in the corner of my office is the freaking Empress of the Universe. Top that one bitch!

D e l u s i o n a l

Not only is he a pedo and a Nazi, but now he's literally insane--a mad king. And our media cowers before him.

No one calls him this. No one.

Well I didn’t vote for him

No THEY don't.

For this alone Trump should be locked up.

Donnie’s dementia is on full display.

Seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Firing on all cylinders again. 🤣

Dude knows math like nobody else

Translation: “I call myself the president of Europe. Which is an honor.”

People are saying ...

Many of them big strong men, manly men with tears in their eyes…

To answer in pantomime style “oh no we don’t!)

I think he misheard. The Italians call him il pezzo di merda più grande d'Europa

I don't even speak Italian but I understood that 😂😂💩

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Naranjitler in Spain

📌

Wut?

No “we” don’t you fuckhead

Now. Now. That’s Mr President Fuckhead to you!🤣

"They" = Laura Loomer, presumably.

Would he even be able to find Europe on a map, I wonder...

greetings from europe. we have enough of our own weirdos here who see themselves as leaders.

Are you one of the 7, 25, 38, countries??? 🤦🏻😅😅😅

WTAF?

Megalomania

They call you a paedo you stupid prick 😂

I just spent 10 days in Europe. President was not even close to the word they use; soooo not close. On the plus side, I have learned words not in Babbel 🤣🤣🤣

Triple 🐂💩

Screw the rubber boots, I need my waders.

Nobody has ever called him president of Europe. In Europe, most people call him "that fool".

Fool is one of the nicest words Europeans call him…

Janey Godley didn't.

Voices in his head again. That brain is mush.

My god... why don't journalists push back on this obvious insanity? This is far from normal.

They also say the earth is flat.

“They” really didn’t. And no, Europe would definitely not be looking to honor Trump over anything right now.

🤣😂🤣

What colour is the sky in his world?

Starry and striped? With lots and lots of gold. And whatever Adderall and whatnot makes you see, probably

Aside from anything else, it is a national emergency that the president of the United States has lost his mind.

Amen!

What can we do if his admin exploits his decline?

Think we've long passed that moment

I hope not

I'd be shocked if he wrote even one of those exec orders himself...or even knew what 50% of them said. And then there's putin...

The only thing he puts on paper is his autograph.

You frame this so much kinder than I would have. 😎💖😎

need another pod tonight from you. loosing my shit with the dictator comment.

And there can be no removing him from office because of it -- the Senate confirmed sycophants in the cabinet will protect him forever.

Dont forget about SCOTUS

I still haven’t reached a place of forgiveness for John Danforth’s shepherding Clarence Thomas through his nomination process, so I know damn well that I will NEVER forgive Mitch McConnell & his complicit Senate GOP colleagues for not voting to convict on either impeachment.

Spare some opprobrium for Biden’s handling of the Senate Judiciary Committee’s hearing on Thomas.

Fuck off dude. Fuck off.

Struck a nerve, did I?

Its 2025 full fascism dude. You're embarrassing yourself old white dude.

And how do you imagine we got here? When was Thomas given his lifetime appointment? (In spite of his well-know misogyny.) And who was Chair of the committee? Who voted to advance the nominee to a full vote in the Senate? Plenty of blame to go around. Someone should be embarrassed. But it ain’t me.

Trump said it that he would be a dictator Day one. He is become quite a robber baron these days.

He is so delusional - OMFG - the US is the laughing stock of the globe!

Can someone in the press corp hold up a drawing of a tiger and ask him what it is? www.yahoo.com/news/people-...

He truly is mentally incapable. Has been, but it gets worse and worse.

Seriously, why do we put up with him talking like this! We need to scream at him online but stay off the streets so he can’t authorize our protest. He’s gotta get pushback from us much harder than he’s getting and he’s sensitive to online so let’s hit him!

Alter ego for Abby Normal.

But we all knew what he wanted to do. Voters and non-voters. We, the People, caused this.

WRONG! NOT UNLESS @cnn.com JAKE TAPPER SAYS SO! 😁

hmmmmmmmm... i think the nat'l emergency is that we have no one who knows how to handle it.

No lies detected. He is certifiable.

Trump is insane.

Yes. And (without in any way diminishing that point) there is *a lot* else.

Thank you for the inspiration. I just made a new meme.

Yup!

As we know, that is the very tip of the iceberg!

Next: King of the entire world.

*That's why we voted him and his side kick out.😉

Idi Amin thought of himself as the King of Scotland, but even he was kidding when claiming that. This creature isn't.

Just watched your chat with Jim Acosta. Nice to hear he has added "coo-coo for cocoa puffs" to his synonyms for lack of mental clarity.

Amen

cuckoo for cocoa puffs

FUCK REPUBLICANS!

As you have so aptly put it, he is "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs".

The greater national emergency is all of the people standing around him and acting like this is ok.

Or all the leaders at the round table when Zelensky was present not INSISTING he answer the ONE QUESTION about the kidnapped children! NOT ONE was willing to keep him on track...stop the lies from rolling off his tongue & force a "specific/on topic answer!!!!

He surrounds himself with low quality people who are just thrilled to be there & will do anything to remain.

It’s Mad King 2.0. How many of us will be patriots who step forward this time?

Batshit crazy on crackers.

It would be super interesting to see what would happen with the MAGA fanatics (voters not regime) if the rest of the MAGA regime decided to invoke the 25th. I suspect violence, but against whom...

Exactly this. Why isn’t the “media” covering this?

EU and NATO leaders were flattering and cajoling him last week, and I guess this is the message he took home from all that.

Sadly, he believes their flattery is real.

But Biden was old and had a stutter! JFC

All just a ploy to inoculate his base to that sort of thinking. I've come to realize this regime is always working to stave off negative feedback from their base of things that are about to come out about tfg.

It’s always, always projection with them.

My daddy always said "you can't lose what you never had".

Putin stole it

Gone.

I couldn't agree more. In the words of Heather Cox Richardson, "it's bonkers!"

What can be done? Asking from Canada.

The entire country has lost his mind because if tomorrow will be elections he will win again. NEVER VOTE TRUMP AGAIN

JFC already!!! Who is going to put an end to this madness?!

Damn straight. And the VP and Cabinet members stand behind him and giggle like the idiots they are.

They really are not quality people. His first term was marked by a rapid turnover in his Cabinet because the 1st time around he hired intelligent people. This time, they're all maga dodos.

I'd like to know who "they" are.

Whoever they are: no they didn't.

Thank you, Heather!

Oh that’s just Trump. 🙄 I think we’d be in a better place if his last name were Smith or Jones.

Soon, his handlers won't be able to use him as a mouthpiece. There will be a replacement!

This dictator really should have been drowned at birth.

I’m sure he’ll find it, again. He has great common sense, and he’s really smart, which is his explanation for why he’s not a dictator, I think.

Provided one exists.

His drugged states are also of concern.

He said, “jokingly,” but he meant mockingly. They mockingly call him the president of Europe.

Thank you for all you do to speaking the truth!🫂❤️

They need to take his brain off life support.

It does seem worrying that the President has lost his mind, & it's more worrying that whilst that is evident to the entire world, no-one in USA appears to be doing anything about it. Like North Korea, the leader's a dangerous dingbat but the populace love him.

No, 32% of the country is the cult. More people didn’t vote at all than voted for him.

(Not that low participation is a good thing, but his claims of popularity are fabricated.)

Aye, so get him sorted out!

Trust me, I’m trying. The problem is that people like me in solidly democratic smaller states don’t have a ton of levers to pull. Our elected officials are already fighting (not that there’s not more that could be done ofc). The bigger more mixed states need to get through to their apathetic folks.

Similar here. For years we've believed that Scottish independence was just within arms length, but now all the "powers" seem overcome with apathy - and that is highly contagious. If Farage becomes PM in Westminster, we're all fucked.

I don’t understand why the media is silent on this don’t they know they will be affected like all of us by this insane man behind that desk.

Look at ownership and profits.

Because they're owned by the rich who want their tax breaks and to buy favors off him.

Republicans have their hands full with the Biden cognitive decline issues that still plaque our nation. But I'm sure that they'll get to Trump soon...or perhaps Tapper will.

And that the press pretends not to see.

looking at you Tapper.

🤮 he’s repulsive!!

He’ll have a lot to say about it approximately three months after Trump’s out of office

Tapper probably working on another book about Joe Biden.

I still hope he works under cover and are collecting information for his book about Trump. That would be an insane scoop.

Wild fantasy. Tapper has a vendetta against Biden

You should probably place your hope in just about everyone else in the world.

I think he’s working undercover, for Trump

The emperor has no clothes ! ( and no marbles )

I thought they took away his crayons after his first "book."

No, that was his spine.

Biden My Time: Reflections on the Second Trump Administration, by Jake Tapper

Or about how Harris not picking Josh Shapiro for her running mate was antisemitic.

Exactly. And what can be done about it? When will the press acknowledge it?

He never was of sound mind to begin with.

And yet there he sits at 1600, decimating our country and no one has removed him 🤦🏻‍♀️

Where are the military and national security agencies?

They are standing right there behind him, eager to use their power to implement his dictatorial edicts.

I mean the one’s they’ve fired.

This is the worst I’ve ever seen him, and obviously that saying something. Sound the alarms!

it's those voices in his head...

One must possess said item before they lose it

We have a never-tested Constitutional Amendment designed for this situation -- but it has the fatal flaw of requiring action by the people he has hand-picked for their abject loyalty.

No, we don't. We have other names.

What? Who? "Dreams are my reality..."

We are being held hostage by a completely deranged mad man that wears orange clown makeup… and it’s being normalized. We are cooked.

« They » don’t

Belly laugh!

This shithead can’t find Europe on a map. Probably can’t even spell it.

No, no, no, no "it's clear and present danger in Europe" you Chump. They flatter you, they bestow gifts on you but they don't respect or trust you.

Would be funny except he has the nuclear codes

“President of Phew” sounds a lot like “President of EU”, so I could understand any confusion.

apologies to the B-52s but this is his vibe: Wanna be the ruler of the galaxy Wanna be the king of the universe Let's meet and have a baby now! Wanna be the empress of fashion Wanna be the President of Moscow Let's meet and have a baby now!

“Some people call me the gangster of love”…

Some people call me Maurice

Delulu is official.

Dementia Don.

What a moron.

Do they f***.

No we don't. I can quite categorically say that.

I’ve heard Bad Orange Man., Mango Mussolini, Clear and President Danger, a national and international embarrassment and President Pedophile Funnily enough - haven’t heard President of Europe

Never have, never will. Sincerely, Europe.

That made me laugh.

WTF? 😡 How dare he? Nobody wotet for him in Germany. #NotMyPresident

I haven’t heard this said once in Europe ? 😂🤦‍♂️

...and a lie.

Guess he didn’t meet these folks:

Nobody is calling him the president of Europe. Except, Maybe, the voices in his head.

Shut the fuck up you bag of fascist mashed potatoes

WTF is he saying?

Somebody must have talked to him yet again about dividing the world into 3 geopolitical zones - that crazy idea from the techbros.

You misheard us mate: "fat orange fascist cunt" is what we call you. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Narrator: No one calls him that.

'And who are these people that are speaking to you, Donald, can you see them all the time?'

There’s 27 countries in the EU + Britain = 28 being represented, not 38. Europe hates the orange rapist and pedo.

wtf is he talking about. Dementia Donny

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What meds bruise your hand and make you fuckin' nuts?

Who are "they" and what meds are they on?

Who calls him that?

No, we really don’t. Nobody in Europe calls him that. Nobody.🙅🏻‍♀️ 😒✋🏻 He’s just revealing his desires. Ain’t ever gonna happen. Ever.

I call him a massive (Insert Word Here)!!!

"7 plus really 28, essentially 35 - 38 countries, 38 european countries, 38 european and other countries." "...my uh, my wife. Yeah, my wife Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, yeah that's the ticket!" youtu.be/vLRKhdQnd-k

No

Who is "they"?

I reckon Putin wakes up every day and still can't believe how much Trump is trashing America. He probably thinks, thank you for your attention to this, Donald. He doesn't need a cold war, he just needs Trump as US president.

This 👆🏻

Dream follow-up Q: “Who has called you that?”

No one, never, really.

WTF, who calls him that? I’m a European and this is what I call him 👇

Think that about covers it.

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Good description. Honestly tho …. It may not go far enough 😜

Pretty much sums him up

This description is outstanding! So comprehensive yet as succinct as possible!

🎯

A big nobodyburger, as I believe people say these days.

Way too generous

Harsh but fair 👍

🤝

For fucks sake, no we don't.

Who is they and no they don't🤣🤣🤣

7, 28, 35, 38

“They” being the voices in his head. (Fred, Epstein, Ivana, Cohn, countless hauntings).

Who daf*ck is "They"? We as Europeans call him "MORON"!

"They call me the gangster of love." Which is an honor.

Oh, shit. Now I'll be hearing "the Joker" whenever I see him.

You're welcome.

I think he meant to say, "they call me the joke of a president in Europe."

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His memory health, mental health and physical health are in steady decline at a brisk pace. Seems much worse than six months ago. More slurring, more skin discoloration, more need for adulation and more reliance on mnemonic repetition. Only reason media ain't reporting on this cowardice.

I jokingly call him the president of the Land of the Stupid. Which ironically turns out to be true

I’ll take “Shit that absolutely never happened and never will” for $1000

how can he missunderstood Putins dicks.cker so massively

Literally no one in Europe

Nobody calls him that. Fucking senile old lying nazi.

No. We. Don't.

What a gibbering lunatic! Trump embarrasses the office of POTUS every time he opens his mouth. Over here, nobody calls him ‘President of Europe’. He is looked upon as a dangerous, bizarre narcissist who is dragging the US down a dreadful, megalomaniac path to fascism.

This. Is. Not. Normal.

OMFG. USA what have you done?

With tears in their eyes.

Ich denke, Maryanne hat es genau auf den Punkt gebracht. Der President of Europe, der in seinem eigenen Kopf lebt, ist vielleicht ein bisschen zu sehr mit seinen eigenen Celtic Elves beschäftigt.

Are the Europeans in the room with him now?

Needless to confirm the contempt for this man in Europe is absolute, politicians and civilians alike. There is no Fox News here (not with the same impact in building an alternative reality anyway).

Please make it stop.

Literally no one , ever , has called him this .

The people living in his head did.

Are those people in the room with you?

In fact, they are.

Lol

Exactly right.

Seriously, they call him crazy.

Because he is 🤷🏻‍♂️

Grandpa is off his meds again

Greetings from Europe, as usual the stupid lying piece of 🍊💩 is just talking bs... Noone calls diaper Don the felon president of Europe. He is the President of AmeriKKKa...

His brain is deeply bruised... president of what?!

FLAGELLATION out the MOUTH INSTEAD OF ANUS..TRUMP...

We call him the President of Stupid

Europe here. We have a lot of homegrown fascists to cope with, and no. Noone calls him president of Europe.

"They" is no one in Europe, that's for sure. "They" is probably the voices in his head.

Actually here in Europe we call him the orange turd with shit for brains.

Here in the U.K. we call him the orange sh*t with t*rds for brains 🤷🏻‍♀️

In Spain we call him Naranjitler (naranja is orange). Also way worse things.

Love this🤣🤣

How about Putrid Pumpkin too 🤮🎃

That,s a good one too 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you ( I’m sure we could go on all day , but we really shouldn’t waste anymore of our precious time on the 🍊👨🏻‍🦳👶 he’s too 🦇💩🤪)

Hahaha yes

Que tengas una buena noche

Igualmente (same to you) 😊

Literally who has ever said this I require examples

Is that why Canada wants to join the EU? 😀

How many countries? 😆😆😆

Duh, tree er four.

He is addled, a danger to himself, his country and the world at large.

Who the hell calls him "the president of Europe?" I can only think it must have been Melania.

He's just referred to as the orange cunt in these parts.

No one does. He's living on the praise of the "yes" men he's assembled.

His spineless cabinet

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This guy is totally demented, he should really be severely tested on brain function.

He's got no brain, that's the problem. It's a Russian puppet.

Who is “they”? From what I can see, he’s despised there.

I think he tells the truth here. I think they do call him so: in a remarkable Freudian slip revealing how really indecisive and self-deprecating those EU "leaders" are(

He is definitely delusional.

The American Hitler is in his office today.

Does this mean he’s no longer president of the USA?

No, we don’t. Thank you, but you can keep him. Preferably in jail.

Preferably also accompanied by his creepy VP.

And the mayonnaise loving Nazi

Someone needs to take away grandpas keys

He really is into manifesting

That's what half of these statements are, just him wanting stuff to be true.

The arrogance is laughable.

From his first “state visit” to the UK:

I love that the "you're" has clearly been changed - presumably from "your".

The Brits try to be fastidious about language. The sign was in front of a seafood store…

Exactly. Inappropriately placed apostrophes are only permitted outside greengrocers.

…and no apostrophe’s in plural noun’s, either! 🙄

Greengrocer's greengocers? Not the ones owned by Butcher's, like in East enders, surely.

I'm sorry, inappropriate spaces in names are punishable by death. Please respond with your preferred means of execution!

Hanged, drawered and quarted please.

Drowned it is!

“Excuse me, I saw your sign… but do you have any 5 day old fish guts, please?”